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Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?

lol, damn..that's a nasty mess. To get rid of the smell, you'll have to get rid of ALL of the decomposing matter. So..yeah. Look into a Crime Scene Cleanup business, or ditch the car. Or wear a hazard suit while driving it. Your choice.

Well, its a rental since I was in a wreck Thursday and my car is undriveable at the moment.

Well, its a rental since I was in a wreck Thursday and my car is undriveable at the moment.

In that case, clean it the hell up. Unless you want to pay $$$$...

Oh, and the toxic suit mentioned earlier? Good idea. :p

lol, Valia...Just wasn't your day, eh? Did you get rental insurance? I wonder if it'd cover that...o.o

Oh god, that is stupid. Ha stupid stupid stupid.

lol, Valia...Just wasn't your day, eh? Did you get rental insurance? I wonder if it'd cover that...o.o

Fuck no. The stupid insurance co. is only paying for about 10$ a day for the rental car as long as I have it. And since thats the case I cant afford to get it on my own since gas is so freaking expensive and I have to drive alot during the day. I go about 30 miles to work everyday, and about half that for school. And to top it all off the stupid car they gave me is too small. (Kia Rio) I'm 6'4" (inches) and proably about as big as that little plastic piece of shit.

Fuck no. The stupid insurance co. is only paying for about 10$ a day for the rental car as long as I have it. And since thats the case I cant afford to get it on my own since gas is so freaking expensive and I have to drive alot during the day. I go about 30 miles to work everyday, and about half that for school. And to top it all off the stupid car they gave me is too small. (Kia Rio) I'm 6'4" (inches) and proably about as big as that little plastic piece of shit.

This requires an unlikely series of events to happen to you that involves ninjas decimating the car, so you won't have to deal with it. Any ninjas in your area?

This requires an unlikely series of events to happen to you that involves ninjas decimating the car, so you won't have to deal with it. Any ninjas in your area?

I think im gunna just say it was like that when I got it.

I think im gunna just say it was like that when I got it.

Somehow, I think the ninjas would be more believable....lol.

I think im gunna just say it was like that when I got it.

You're dreaming if you think they're going to accept that. They know exactly what condition their vehicles are in when they leave the lot.

If i could i would slap u for being retarded and lazy :sniper: so enjoy hell on car lol, .........i do the same kind of stuff tho lol

Get rid of the trash, use one of those hand-steamer vacuums on it and Febreze the crap out of the car. :)

Actually, that is a good way to bring long-eradicated diseases back into the northern hemisphere :) .

Get rid of the trash, use one of those hand-steamer vacuums on it and Febreze the crap out of the car. :)


Damn, I was expecting a much funnier answer from you.

Are my expectations too high?

Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?

Take the floor of your trunk out and scrub it clean, open a few boxes of baking soda in the trunk, spray the interior with Febreeze, and hang a car freshener from your rear-view mirror...

...Like a month or two ago I accidentally left milk in my car after getting groceries while at the beach. 105 degrees. Didn't notice until late evening the next day. Trust me, you should feel blessed with your putrid garbage stench.

Damn, I was expecting a much funnier answer from you.

Are my expectations too high?

I wouldn't say your expectations were too high.

I was just being helpful. Because I'm a sweet and lovable guy. :)

But I can provide a funny answer if you'd like.

Dude Lol

Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?


Sorry for laughing my ass off, but this is funny!! You wanna do something about that smell or the rental company is gonna eat you alive! I recommend trying to go to somewhere that does auto-detailing, they oughta be able to get rid of the smell for ya. It'll cost ya, but it'll cost ya less than the rental company would charge you. Or you could see if your own insurance company would cover such a thing in a rental car...or hopefully, you bought the rental insurance, in which case, you can just drop it off as is, and let them worry about it?

I wouldn't say your expectations were too high.

I was just being helpful. Because I'm a sweet and lovable guy. :)

But I can provide a funny answer if you'd like.


Well, that would be preferable.

But I dont want you to always be "On" you know....

Eh....what the hell....make with the funny, damn you!

roll the windows down and open the trunk. take the carpet thingy out and shampoo it. let the car air out and then febreeze it. put something that does smell good in the car ( air freshener) and run the AC for a while to flush the system out.

If none of that works I have no idea what to tell you. Basically that is what I did when my kid puked in the car and my hubby left it over the weekend ( I was out of town) now that I am thinking I did have to replace the air conditioning filter because of remnant smells.

... im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?
Declare the car a toxic waste dump and apply for Federal aid! :D

hehehe thats funny lol heheheh well guess you wont be douwing that agen lol hehehe did i mantiond the heheheh

Or... just read post 16 and be done with it...

Get rid of the trash, use one of those hand-steamer vacuums on it and Febreze the crap out of the car. :)


And lots of Lysol.. or some sort of disinfectant!

Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?

Okay, time to get rid of the car. Solution? Quicksand! First, find some quicksand. This can be difficult for the first-timer. But some people, myself for example, have a knack for it.

Second, make sure the quicksand pit you find is deep enough. You don't want half-a-car sticking out of the ground.

Third, Drive the car into the quicksand. Now comes the tricky part.

Step four: Escape from the car. Hopefully, the driver's side window isn't covered yet so you can roll it down and slide out. If not, you will most likely have to smash the window in order to partially flood the car and get the door open.

Step five: Escape from the quicksand. I hope you've practiced your quicksand escape techniques. Otherwise you won't be around for step six.

Step Six: The final step. Report the car stolen. It'll never be found. :D

((this humor has been requested by Backwoods Squatches. Quicksand should never be used as anything but a form of entertainment.))

hazmat.

lol putrid garbage pwned joo.

Buy some gloves and clean the damn car.

Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?
You are an unbelievably lazy human being.

Ya so clean the car..its gross but it still has to be done. I t won't take that long and the longer you leave it the worse it will get. Try and air it out as much as possible. You can buy nuetralising air fresheners in most supermarkets...then invest in a few car freshers-the new car smell varity and bobs your uncle :D

Okay, time to get rid of the car. Solution? Quicksand! First, find some quicksand. This can be difficult for the first-timer. But some people, myself for example, have a knack for it.

Second, make sure the quicksand pit you find is deep enough. You don't want half-a-car sticking out of the ground.

Third, Drive the car into the quicksand. Now comes the tricky part.

Step four: Escape from the car. Hopefully, the driver's side window isn't covered yet so you can roll it down and slide out. If not, you will most likely have to smash the window in order to partially flood the car and get the door open.

Step five: Escape from the quicksand. I hope you've practiced your quicksand escape techniques. Otherwise you won't be around for step six.

Step Six: The final step. Report the car stolen. It'll never be found. :D

((this humor has been requested by Backwoods Squatches. Quicksand should never be used as anything but a form of entertainment.))

Wouldn't work, noone would believe it was stolen,

after all, who the hell would steal a Kia? They're the kind of cars Satan would drive if he were an idiot.

Good God that sucks... Man, my car is still in practically new condition, and I never intend on putting trash in there. Your story has just made me all the happier that I did.

I'd really suggest cleaning that car out, I'd much rather have the car, than shy away from it just because of it's smell and dirtiness.

Offload every oder and bacteria neutralizing product in there and save your car!

EDIT: In response to the above, I always kept in my mind, KIA= Killed in Action. Nooo thanks...

Friday morning I was leaving for school but I had to take the trash out while I was leaving. Now of course being the lazy bum that I am I just threw it in the trunk of my car and thought about taking it to the dumpster when I got home later. Big fucking mistake. While I was in school the trash (chicken parts, and old fruit if you wanna know) sat in the trunk and festerd in 90+ degree weather. When I opened the door that afternoon the vile stench emanating from the car was overpowering. It was as if satan himself had taken an unholy shit in my car. Well, no problem I thought ill just roll the windows down and turn on the AC and maybe that'll make it smell freasher until I can get home. But when I turned on the AC I got a blast of the trash smell directly into my face. I susbsequently drove home as fast as I could with all the windows down and raced to the dumpster as I sped into the apartment complex. When I popped the trunk I discovered that not only had the two bags tipped over spilling their vile contents all over the trunk, but that some kind of fluid has sunk into the fabric of the trunk. Wonderful. So instead of toughening up and cleaning that shit out guess what? I closed the trunk, parked the car and went home. So it sat again in very hot weather, but now im afraid of getting in the car Monday since I have to be at school, maybe I should call in sick?

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Okay, time to get rid of the car. Solution? Quicksand! First, find some quicksand. This can be difficult for the first-timer. But some people, myself for example, have a knack for it.

Second, make sure the quicksand pit you find is deep enough. You don't want half-a-car sticking out of the ground.

Third, Drive the car into the quicksand. Now comes the tricky part.

Step four: Escape from the car. Hopefully, the driver's side window isn't covered yet so you can roll it down and slide out. If not, you will most likely have to smash the window in order to partially flood the car and get the door open.

Step five: Escape from the quicksand. I hope you've practiced your quicksand escape techniques. Otherwise you won't be around for step six.

Step Six: The final step. Report the car stolen. It'll never be found. :D

((this humor has been requested by Backwoods Squatches. Quicksand should never be used as anything but a form of entertainment.))

Ahhh...much better. Thanks.

Actually, that is a good way to bring long-eradicated diseases back into the northern hemisphere :) .
Yay!

1. Take garbage out of trunk.
2. Scrub funky liquid off the bottom of the trunk.
3. Scrub with vinegar, let it dry.
4. Pour a layer of baking soda on the carpet, and leave it over night.
5. Vacuum the baking soda off the carpet.
6. Leave an open box or two of baking soda and a charcoal briquette in the trunk for a few days.
7. Steam clean, Febreeze, put fresh baking soda in the trunk.
8. Pray.

Procedure for cleaning the car:
1) Do nothing. Just Wait.
2) You will see maggots appear. Maggots will eat all rotting matter.
3) Maggots will turn into flies and go away.
4) The extreme heat will dry out whatever is left.
5) Get a vacuum cleaner and suck out the debris.
--- note: this procedure may take some time.

lol, damn..that's a nasty mess. To get rid of the smell, you'll have to get rid of ALL of the decomposing matter. So..yeah. Look into a Crime Scene Cleanup business, or ditch the car. Or wear a hazard suit while driving it. Your choice.
Get 3 2-liter bottles of coke. Dump them in the trunk. Allow the phosphoric acid to take care of any chicken parts and possibly eat through the trunk itself. Use lots of soap and water to clean what's left of trunk. Problem solved.

Wouldn't work, noone would believe it was stolen,

after all, who the hell would steal a Kia? They're the kind of cars Satan would drive if he were an idiot.

People will steal anything. Someone steals cupholders from the blackjack tables in the casino. People are dumb. Only quicksand is clever. :)

or
1) drive almost to car yard...
2) just around the corner spray liberally with airfreshener
3) return car
4) cancel credit card or whatever they have to get postpayment long after you leave...

Coke's a real bad idea, Oxwana haas about the best technique. Baking soda does do a really good job of absorbing the smells, better than fabreeze or anything else for the initial does of stench (good for vomit too). Watch the vinegar though, not sure about car carpeting but it can cause problems with some type of carpeting and if using vinegar, only use white vinegar and do not use baking soda immediately afterwards, let the vinegar dry first. Also do not keep the baking soda after using it to absorb the odors, if it is in your vaccum cleaner empty it out afterwards. As for your current problems, if you can stomach it long enough to get to school, leave the windows open when at school (hey it ain't gonna get any worse, and who knows maybe someone will steal the car for you especially if you forget the keys on the seat) and it might be livable when you get out of school.

Here's you action plan:

+Get gloves
+Scoop up and dispose of all filth
+Get hot water and carpet cleaner
+Scrub hard, then pat away excess moisture
+Vacuum inside car
+Spray anti-odour spray (not air freshener) I reccomend Glen20 or NilOdour
+Once boot is dry, vaccum boot
+Scrub boot again
+Leave car windows cracked for the rest of the day
+Get one of those pine tree thingies, or better yet spray like ten cans of deoderant into AC vents

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*points and laughs*

If the rental contract required to purchase insurance, and you're mechanically competant, you can always falsify a electrical fire. Claim it started when you started your car.

Torch the front bonnet of the car with something that burns very HOT but slowly (some kind of grease, not a liquid which leave tell-tale signs). Start on the battery. No one will take great notice of the smell.

Rental car companies are willing to look the other way even if they know you falisified it; ie. they got their insruance money, legal action wouldn't be worth it.

Next time be more careful with your wastes.

My recommendation: Large quantities of high-grade high explosives placed in strategic points all around the car. Use C4 or TNAZ for best results.

Large quanitities of high-explosives will solve all your problems...