NationStates Jolt Archive


Zombies!

The Noble Men
10-09-2005, 23:04
Boffins create combie dogs (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html)

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,
But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.

During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death.

Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor.


So, are we on the road to eternal life or a zombie invasion? And what would you do in either circumstance?

For idea 1, I'd see what Alex Chiu (http://www.alexchiu.com/) has to say for himself.

For idea 2, I'd hole myself up in my high-school with any survivors I can find.

Although I think neither are likely, yet 2 seems more probable. I mean, look at the zombie dog!
Kisogo
10-09-2005, 23:09
This is weeks old.
NYAAA
10-09-2005, 23:11
Old.
The Noble Men
10-09-2005, 23:15
This is weeks old.

Oh. How was I supposed to know? I only heard of zombie dogs an hour ago! Besides, it makes a change from all those anti-Bush threads.
Kisogo
10-09-2005, 23:20
Even the article you linked is dated June 27.
The Noble Men
10-09-2005, 23:25
Even the article you linked is dated June 27.

Okay, so it's a bit old! We have established that! People still talk about Darwin!
New petersburg
10-09-2005, 23:35
First sign of the apocolypse