Only a Woman...
The South Islands
10-09-2005, 00:52
I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one hearbeat
I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like ham
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do
I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man...
This song really sums up my mood today. I need a woman.
Galloism
10-09-2005, 00:54
Be sure to get one that costs at least $100.
*runs away to avoid public flogging*
You know you were all thinking it!
Ashmoria
10-09-2005, 00:55
get off the computer and get working on it.
its friday, there are lots of women wishing they had a man right about now.
The South Islands
10-09-2005, 00:55
Be sure to get one that costs at least $100.
*runs away to avoid public flogging*
You know you were all thinking it!
I'm a college student. I can't afford a $100 Hooker!
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 00:55
...I like rain, I like ham
I like you...
That part is just weird...
The South Islands
10-09-2005, 01:03
That part is just weird...
Well, who doesnt like ham?
Kjata Major
10-09-2005, 01:07
The last part. OMFG! ROFL COPTER! ROLF COPTER! XD
That's great. I really hope you can enjoy the 'rain' with the 'ham'! That song is just perverted and weird, but funny!
The Inner States
10-09-2005, 01:26
Wtf? Roflcopter? You know, there was a game made of that... Some flash game it was...
Now about the "song"... ROFLOLMFAOMFG!
Liskeinland
10-09-2005, 11:32
get off the computer and get working on it.
its friday, there are lots of women wishing they had a man right about now. I can see why men want women, but… women… wanting… men? :confused:
E Blackadder
10-09-2005, 11:34
Well, who doesnt like ham?
..vegetarians?...um..vegans....i think there is some religiouse cult somewhare in punah which also restrics the eating of ham...um..il get back to you on that
Kaitonia
10-09-2005, 11:38
get off the computer and get working on it.
its friday, there are lots of women wishing they had a man right about now.
Pfft, as if it were that easy. Hell, I have a girlfriend right now, of a year, and I still say it.
Believing what you say there is akin to believing a girl actually wants a "nice guy". :p
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 12:31
I can see why men want women, but… women… wanting… men? :confused:
Well... there's one right here. :(
Liskeinland
10-09-2005, 12:33
Well... there's one right here. :( I thought you wanted to cut off relationships from now on?
Believing what you say there is akin to believing a girl actually wants a "nice guy". They don't want nice guys… :( this only proves that women are as stupid as men.
Liskeinland
10-09-2005, 12:33
..vegetarians?...um..vegans....i think there is some religiouse cult somewhare in punah which also restrics the eating of ham...um..il get back to you on that Islam and Judaism didn't pop to the forefront of your mind?
Eutrusca
10-09-2005, 12:36
This song really sums up my mood today. I need a woman.
And this makes you different how???
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 12:39
I thought you wanted to cut off relationships from now on?
Yes... but I don't feel good about it. And I wouldn't do that if I felt there ws an alternative...
Liskeinland
10-09-2005, 12:55
To the OP… I vaguely agree.
Utopia Extreme
10-09-2005, 13:07
A woman, fuck yeah:P wouldn't be to bad:)
Team america rules!
UnitarianUniversalists
10-09-2005, 13:39
This song really sums up my mood today. I need a woman.
Dude, learn to stand on your own two feet and be happy with yourself before getting into a relationship.
(of course that is easy for me to say since I'm married.)