Born Wacky.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2005, 22:22
Just how wacky are you?
Me? I was BORN wacky. When I was an infant, I tried to blow bubbles in my breastmilk. :)
Feel free to provide a description or prrof of just how wacky you really are.
Megaloria
09-09-2005, 22:29
I'm so wacky, Tom Cruise came up to me the other day and said "Man, you're fuckin' bonkers. I love Katie Holmes! WOOOOO!"
Liskeinland
09-09-2005, 22:31
I'm pretty damn wacky. More eccentric than wacky, really, even though you're supposed to be over 60 to be eccentric. I have violent thoughts, giggle a lot, and love beautiful music… very much the "polite psycho".
My brother knotted - knotted the cord around his neck when he was being born. Evidently it runs in the family. :p
im the quiet psycho type,that nobody would normally suspect,but now that everyone knows its the ones you least suspect they all suspect me. :(
HotRodia
09-09-2005, 22:39
Just how wacky are you?
Me? I was BORN wacky. When I was an infant, I tried to blow bubbles in my breastmilk. :)
Feel free to provide a description or prrof of just how wacky you really are.
I wore a paper bag on my head to a Masked Ball.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2005, 22:41
im the quiet psycho type,that nobody would normally suspect,but now that everyone knows its the ones you least suspect they all suspect me. :(
" 'It's the quiet ones you gotta watch.' This sounds to me like a very dangerous assumption. I'll bet you that while you're watching a quiet one, a noisy one will fucking kill you! Suppose you're in a bar; one guy is reading quietly in he corner. Another guy is banging on the bartop with a machete screaming, 'I'll kill the next motherfucker that comes in here!' Who're you gonna watch?" -George Carlin.
I'm a noisy one. :D
Liskeinland
09-09-2005, 22:42
" 'It's the quiet ones you gotta watch.' This sounds to me like a very dangerous assumption. I'll bet you that while you're watching a quiet one, a noisy one will fucking kill you! Suppose you're in a bar; one guy is reading quietly in he corner. Another guy is banging on the bartop with a machete screaming, 'I'll kill the next motherfucker that comes in here!' Who're you gonna watch?" -George Carlin.
I'm a noisy one. :D You haven't seen enough films. The quiet guy'll kill 'im.
Daniel Metallo
09-09-2005, 22:42
I'm so wacky people avert their eyes as I walk by them... even my parents!
Kjata Major
09-09-2005, 23:06
....I am anime like. Does that count as wacky?
Kecibukia
09-09-2005, 23:14
Feel free to provide a description or prrof of just how wacky you really are.
I stick around here.
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 23:16
i'm so wacky, i wack and uhhhmmm.... *falls over*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-09-2005, 23:27
I stick around here.
I believe we have a winner!
Lord-General Drache
10-09-2005, 00:00
Wacky enough that I am forced to realize I may have to start the Lime Coalition, in order to destroy the Lemonites.
Me: I'm SO whacky..
Audience: HOW WACKY ARE YOU?
Me: I'm SO whacky, I went 5 miles over the 35 mph speed limit!
Audience: *gasp*
Random Guy: THAT'S NOT COOL MAN!
Random Girl: BABY KILLER!
I frequently confuse people because they think I'm all with the normality, and then I do something only moderately crazy but that defies easy explaination, and they don't understand.
Tyler_Van_Stone
10-09-2005, 00:50
i am insane I really am i mess with all kinds of things guns explosives { home made of couse} fire works..........ect
Lunatic Goofballs
10-09-2005, 00:54
Wacky enough that I am forced to realize I may have to start the Lime Coalition, in order to destroy the Lemonites.
But Lime and Lemon are so much better when they work together. Look at Sprite. Lime and Lemon. Like Simon and Garfunkel.
Of course, we know where the talent really was there, don't we? ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
10-09-2005, 00:55
i am insane I really am i mess with all kinds of things guns explosives { home made of couse} fire works..........ect
That's not crazy. Crazy is trying to make a gun that shoots turtles at people. :)
Galloism
10-09-2005, 00:59
That's not crazy. Crazy is trying to make a gun that shoots turtles at people. :)
:eek:
Brilliant! *runs off to his workshop*
Kjata Major
10-09-2005, 01:04
:eek:
Brilliant! *runs off to his workshop*
That's mad lol! Use Metal Storm technology weapons! I'd make and army of all girls though, so I am just as messed up.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-09-2005, 01:05
:eek:
Brilliant! *runs off to his workshop*
:cool:
Compressed air works best.
CthulhuFhtagn
10-09-2005, 01:46
I'm so wacky, I have gone beyond wackiness into normality.
Lord-General Drache
10-09-2005, 01:51
But Lime and Lemon are so much better when they work together. Look at Sprite. Lime and Lemon. Like Simon and Garfunkel.
Of course, we know where the talent really was there, don't we? ;)
I know, but Carops wishes to start the Lime Genocide, which just can't be allowed.
The talent went into the Sprite? Ahh, I knew it.
German Nightmare
10-09-2005, 01:55
Wacky enough that I am forced to realize I may have to start the Lime Coalition, in order to destroy the Lemonites.
Sign me up.
While I'm not completely against lemons, I'm definitely all for limes and whoever tries to eradicate limes should be treated accordingly!
Lord-General Drache
10-09-2005, 02:02
Sign me up.
While I'm not completely against lemons, I'm definitely all for limes and whoever tries to eradicate limes should be treated accordingly!
Sweet. Looks like I'm gonna be in charge of an army. I warned Carops! LG, you'll be needed for morale!
Desperate Measures
10-09-2005, 02:03
I'm so wacky, I want to dip my balls in it. http://www.tinymixtapes.com/images/pagedesign/NEWS-the_state.jpg
Big Jim P
10-09-2005, 05:49
Sadly enough, I am so sane and normal its frightening. :(
Phanandra
10-09-2005, 06:22
Just how wacky are you?
Me? I was BORN wacky. When I was an infant, I tried to blow bubbles in my breastmilk. :)
Feel free to provide a description or prrof of just how wacky you really are.
Is this wacky enough for ya?! I go around with my gun and steal money! Just kidding, how wacky are you expecting from me?
I'm going to make earrings out of radishes...
Also, I took the next year of math over the summer by choice, and tend to talk about imaginary numbers too much.
Daistallia 2104
10-09-2005, 12:58
You decide...
Instances of wackiness and/or questionable sanity (note - these are all real instances):
Getting sent home from high school for wearing army fatigues, a black cloak, and green hair.
Numerous instances of thanking people who tell me I'm nuts, odd, strange, weird, etc.
Helping my college roommate cut the roof off his pickup so he could have a convertable.
Deciding I wanted to move in with above roommate after he introduced himself with his famous "flaming pocket lint" flash cotton handshake.
Living in Japan 14+ years - and liking it. :eek:
My DIY mohawk - at age 32.
Drinking shots of Tobasco sauce.
I freely give "akanbe"s (Japanese version of crooking a snook) to some of my bosses - and they return the gestures.
I'm posting from a computer in a bar. Occassionally people bring their kids in here. Every kid naturally gravitates towards me.
My two best friends are a heavily tatooed punk rocker from Bakersfield CA and a tobacoo chewing redneck actor from Scranton PA.
I do belly flops for the hell of it - from the high board.
Liskeinland
10-09-2005, 13:14
I'm contemplating how to commit an act of sabotage against certain instituations (no not hunting). An EMP bomb would be the best thing… however, I need someone else to build it for me, and that would hamper my chances of getting away with it.
Daistallia 2104
10-09-2005, 13:35
Knowing the NS crowd, I'm pretty positive I'm not the only one humming along with Andy Williams now...
Born wacky, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'cause you're born wacky