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I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;) (EDIT: Again, this is all in good fun. ;) :) )

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...

I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;)

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...


Eutrusca and Fass...

Eutrusca and Fass...
I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.

I'd say me and Euro, but I think he's taken. ;)

Me and Bottle.

Comeon babe, you know you want to.

I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.

That's just disgusting.

I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.

What would their kids be like...?

What would their kids be like...?
I'm not willing to think much farther beyond my original statement. ;) Needless to say it'd be quite interesting, methinks.

Me and Bottle.

Comeon babe, you know you want to.


Yeah, we've all had that fantasy :p

What would their kids be like...?
Suicidal schizophrenics. What else could they be?

Curses. I don't get to be the first to mention Eutrusca, but ...

Eut and anyone who'll stand still long enough.

Me and no one. *sigh* :headbang:

Me and my Hand(Preferably Left).-_-
really noone loves me.

Me and my Hand(Preferably Left).-_-
really noone loves me.
I'll take you hon. I'm even lefthanded ;)

Me and no one. *sigh* :headbang:
Me and everyone... (who's game)

Me and everyone... (who's game)
Nah, I happened across your picture the other day. You're a bit too young for me. Try again in 10 years or so ;)

Nah, I happened across your picture the other day. You're a bit too young for me. Try again in 10 years or so ;)
Will age not matter in 10 years? We'll still have the same difference in age... ;)

Will age not matter in 10 years? We'll still have the same difference in age... ;)
Yups. But you'll be in your late twenties (if I remember correctly), and I won't feel like I'm commiting a horrible crime :D

Yups. But you'll be in your late twenties (if I remember correctly), and I won't feel like I'm commiting a horrible crime :D
Haha... I'd be 6 months away from 30.

Tink and I! :fluffle:

Nevermind the fact that we are both straight females. :p

Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:

Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:

:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...

Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:
Why didn't I think of that!? :eek: The similar endings on their names make them the perfect match!

:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...
Aaaah. Go on. Pleeeeeaaaase?

Who would you pair me with?

Who would you pair me with?
How about Lasc?

Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D

How about Lasc?
I don't know if I've had the pleasure of meeting Lasc.

I don't know if I've had the pleasure of meeting Lasc.
Ah too bad. I think he already left, though.

Errr...... Let me think.......Anything in particular you like?

Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D
Tink :fluffle:

Scandaland and I (from the free states of gaia) because we met playing this game and he packed up his life in Canada to come live with me here in England and all because of NS...you cant get a more likely couple than that can you? We even got a mention by Max himself....

Me and your mom?

:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...
You know, it's not that I didn't want a name, I just couldn't thin-...what? That's not wha...oh. Cause I thought it was about....but it wasn't...I see...I-I'll just go now...

The Chocolate Goddess and me

Peechland and Irico (of course they are married as well)

Do I have to choose just one for myself?

Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Japaica?

*hides*

Japaica?

*hides*
Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:

Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:
The Hat Filled With Poster Names....of course

At one time it would have been me and Mistress Kimberly. But alas. She quit and I took a year off.

Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:
A hat! Why didn't I think of that....




Okay, I'll stop that now.

A hat! Why didn't I think of that....




Okay, I'll stop that now.
Cannot Think Of A Hat? That would be the weirdest name ever

Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...

Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...
Hey, I don't mind if you go to jail and get passed around like hooch ;)


I'm a good friend, aren't I? :p

The Hat Filled With Poster Names....of course
You need a new hat.

You need a new hat.
Yeah there's some really old names in there..... :(

Yeah there's some really old names in there..... :(
*sigh*

*pours out some beer for the lost*

Hey, I don't mind if you go to jail and get passed around like hooch ;)


I'm a good friend, aren't I? :p
aaaaaaw That's sweat...

*sigh*

*pours out some beer for the lost*
Quickly intercepts beer with funel and hose...

BEERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!111one

Quickly intercepts beer with funel and hose...

BEERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!111one
Whoo!

*flashes*

I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.

I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.

I think it's very entertaining how so many americans see the world in only two colours...black and white (well...red and blue might be more fitting coming to think of it). I'm glad Sweden doesn't have a two party political system like the US.

I think it's very entertaining how so many americans see the world in only two colours...black and white (well...red and blue might be more fitting coming to think of it). I'm glad Sweden doesn't have a two party political system like the US.

Yep, well what can you do? I don't know.

Tink and i

or Glitziness and i


don't make me choose!! :(


edit: can i have both? ;) :D

Me and Muntoo (please). Together... Forever...

Me and Sinuhue.

Just because it would be funny.

What would their kids be like...?


Its likely they'd be somewhat confused.

Me and the next person to post....

(hope this doesn't kill the thread :p )

Eutrusca and Fass...
ROFLMAO!!! Good one! :D

ME AND EUT!!!!!!!!

well i guess i could do worse

come here Eut :fluffle:

Curses. I don't get to be the first to mention Eutrusca, but ...

Eut and anyone who'll stand still long enough.
ROFLMFAO!!!! Hahahahahaha! Unfortunately, not too far from the truth! :D

Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...
Who knows? You might learn to like it! :D

Me and the next person to post....

(hope this doesn't kill the thread :p )
OMG!!! Shriek! RUN AWAY!!!

ME AND EUT!!!!!!!!

well i guess i could do worse

come here Eut :fluffle:
ROFLMAO! NOT!

ROFLMAO! NOT!

Eut has rejected me :( :( :(
i am devastated and hurt
and i now need someone new
anyone want some (of) Oranges?

Eut has rejected me :( :( :(
i am devastated and hurt
and i now need someone new
anyone want some (of) Oranges?
I want orange juice
No bits though

I want orange juice
No bits though

i'm not sure whether to take that as an innuendo or not..... and if so, what does it really mean?

A very likely couple:

Me.

Me and Muntoo (please). Together... Forever...


Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(

Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(

So, that could mean you and I, huh? :D
If you're not already taken...

Ok serious answer: I bet me and Dakini would hit it off magically.

So, that could mean you and I, huh? :D
If you're not already taken...


Awww, so sweet of you to pick me! Is it because I'm Italian? Or is it the massage therapy thing and you have a sore back? Either way :fluffle:

Well, I doubt I'm worth fighting over, but you can if The Elder Malaclypse isn't that desperate!

I'd shudder to think whom the NS crew would pair ME up with... even bearing in mind that I'm a gay man. I'm sure some folks would still try to sneak Tink in there...

Hmmmm.

Well, I'm spoken for, but if I wasn't....

Me and Jocabia. hehe. We'd argue all the freaking time like my aunt and uncle do and everyone would laugh at us. =)

Or maybe me and Bottle, if she could get over me being a theist. =)

Me and Erastide...except she doesn't post here. Out of my league anyway. :(

Awww, so sweet of you to pick me! Is it because I'm Italian? Or is it the massage therapy thing and you have a sore back? Either way :fluffle:

Well, I doubt I'm worth fighting over, but you can if The Elder Malaclypse isn't that desperate!

I'm always liking your sweet dispostion and good sense of humor. The smile in your photo is a hands down winner. Being Italian and an experienced massaged therapist is just the icing on the cake.

:fluffle:

Such a charmer! But what do I get out of this deal?

Okay, that was a stupid question, never mind! :D

Such a charmer! But what do I get out of this deal?

Okay, that was a stupid question, never mind! :D


I can be a very nice, sensitive guy. I give a great massage myself-happy ending for you is optional. I'm a great cook.

Then, of course, there is THAT too. :D

That's just disgusting.

Ditto.

I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.


No way, I get the "most conservative" title!

I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.
Hey, I'm digging consevatives, sweetie. :fluffle:

Why didn't I think of that!? :eek: The similar endings on their names make them the perfect match!

Well, there is that and the fact that we are married with two kids in real life as well. :)

No way, I get the "most conservative" title!

You haven't been around long enough to even get a title. ;)

You haven't been around long enough to even get a title. ;)Are you saying she doesn't deserve the title? :p

Are you saying she doesn't deserve the title? :p

Well, perhaps she should have a title, but "most conservative" would not be my pick... so yes, that's exactly what I'm saying..lol

Tink and Pure metal...

I guess I'd have to bribe someone... :D

so no one wants some Oranges?

fine :( :( :(

*walks away sadly*

Yeah, we've all had that fantasy :p
No, we really haven't....

Most likely pairing for Branin: .....

Data error...

No valid response...




I forsee a long life of singleness in my future

so no one wants some Oranges?

fine :( :( :(

*walks away sadly*

Red oranges or orange ones?

Automagfreek and Gaeltach

:fluffle:

Most likely pairing for Branin: .....

Data error...

No valid response...




I forsee a long life of singleness in my future

Branin and Harlesburg.

:p

Red oranges or orange ones?

me oranges :p

Pretty sure Me and this smiley> :confused:

me oranges :p

Sweet or bitter? ;)

Sweet or bitter? ;)

usually sweet but occasionaly bitter

usually sweet but occasionaly bitter

Good. I like you. :D

Not bad question I think that Harlsburg and Sorana are couples

I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;) (EDIT: Again, this is all in good fun. ;) :) )

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...


the plutonian empire and the girls that shows the most cleavage :D .i think that may be tink,not sure.i could wander through the babe and pictures thread,but im far 2 lazy

The thumbs-up icon and I:
http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif


http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/wub.gif

I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.
No way, I get the "most conservative" title!
So you're perfect for each other!

The thumbs-up icon and I:
http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif


http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/wub.gif


That's oddly hilarious.
oh oh oh! you're over 10k posts! congratulations!

Clearly me and Kanabia.

Clearly me and Kanabia.

Ya know ... I was gonna mention you and Kanabia as well ... chose to pair myself instead ... just cuz ... being married and all ... it's nice to ponder. :D

oh oh oh! you're over 10k posts! congratulations!
*secretly wishes she was still a Muppet Owner, because "Honorary Spam Forum Owner" doesn't have quite the same ring to it*

I'll take you hon. I'm even lefthanded ;)
Yay!
Your place or mine?

Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D
Me.

I want an NS Date!

*pouts*

Hey, I'm digging consevatives, sweetie. :fluffle:

Really, That's interesting.

*looks around a little saddly...

Ah, well. If you're looking for me, I'l be over there with the chocolate to console myself... :(

*looks around a little saddly...

Ah, well. If you're looking for me, I'l be over there with the chocolate to console myself... :(

Feel like sharing some of that chocolate, sunshine? :fluffle:

Feel like sharing some of that chocolate, sunshine? :fluffle:

Sure, I've got more than enough. :D
What kind do you like?

Sure, I've got more than enough. :D
What kind do you like?

My favourites are those ones with the chewy caramel centers. You?

My favourites are those ones with the chewy caramel centers. You?

Cool, mine too.
... But ok, I'll share that bar with you

Cool, mine too.
... But ok, I'll share that bar with you

Maybe we should just get a box of Turtles then. Either that or find someone who likes the cherry ones or the ones with the creamy centers.

I'm gonna have sex on the beach! Na na na na na naaaa naaaaaa! :fluffle:

Maybe we should just get a box of Turtles then. Either that or find someone who likes the cherry ones or the ones with the creamy centers.

Have you ever tried Galaxy Caramel (http://www.sweetiemixups.co.uk/product-images/image137.jpg) ? The best there is...

Can I ask you something? Why do you call yourself "horse"?

I'm gonna have sex on the beach! Na na na na na naaaa naaaaaa! :fluffle:
Nope.

Me.
Heeey! First you accept my left hand, then you go off with some other guy?! Skrew you! :(

the plutonian empire and the girls that shows the most cleavage :D .i think that may be tink,not sure.i could wander through the babe and pictures thread,but im far 2 lazy
Bastard. http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5218/grinningupyours9th.gif

But really, don't count on it. They're most likely not my type anyway. :p

...

Hmm....

Who could I be good with?

...

<BEEEEEEEP!>

ERROR!

Plutonian Computer Mainframe malfunction! Please reboot.

*Rebooting*

*Is rebooted*

Damn. I'm not good with ANY girl here. :(

Have you ever tried Galaxy Caramel (http://www.sweetiemixups.co.uk/product-images/image137.jpg) ? The best there is...

Can I ask you something? Why do you call yourself "horse"?

I'm a member of that little known sub-species Homo Sapiens Equus.

Actually, I was just trying to come up with a cool sounding name that reflected me.

And I've never even heard of Galaxy Caramel before, but I'll take your word for it.

Swimmingpool and I.

I always find myself agreeing with him! (plus his pictures kick ass)

all you girls are too old for me anyway... that and the fact that i never post, im too lazy

all you girls are too old for me anyway... that and the fact that i never post, im too lazy
Hey, at least they're not thinking they're too young for you, like they do me! Sigh. :headbang:

Hey, at least they're not thinking they're too young for you, like they do me! Sigh. :headbang:

I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.Ooh! It stings!
I honestly haven't been thinking about who would best fit to me...
That and I'm not looking to end my single status right now ;)

I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe
Don’t feel sorry for Eut. He has lived a very full life. ;)

Don’t feel sorry for Eut. He has lived a very full life. ;)
Shhhh! ;)

I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe
No. I truly think being my age is a gas! I get to say pretty much what I want to say ( barring the occasional pissed off Mod! ), do pretty much what I want to do ( provided I can afford the freight ) and people generallly leave me alone ( asside from the occasional moron ).

You do know, do you not, that there are only two things that can happen when a younger guy goes up against an older man, and both of them are bad for the young guy? One is, the younger man beats up the older one, in which case everyone says to the younger one, "Hey, man! You just beat up that old man!" The other is, the older man beats up the younger man, in which case everyone says to the younger one, "Hey, man! You just let that old man beat you up!"

Yep ... old age and treachery will win over youth and enthusiasm every time! :D

Me.

Hands off you crazy kiwi! :eek:

Spoffin and Bottle! Pleeeeeeaassee....

(LOL, I won't ship Harry Potter, but I'll ship NSers... wow I'm sad)

And maybe me and Colodia.

EDIT: Holy crap, Spoffin himself said it on the first page! Maybe I'm not as pairing-dumb as I thought...

Branin and Harlesburg.

:p
LOL
ow could i say no to my Favourite terrorist with a Catholic elbow?

Hands off you crazy kiwi! :eek:
Sure thats what you say now....

Heeey! First you accept my left hand, then you go off with some other guy?! Skrew you! :(
You are right i am a Filthy Whore i am sorry.
A Dirty Filthy,Dirty,Filthy,Whore.
WHORE! :( -ME

Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(
You may not know me, but I know all I need to about you... I think i'm starting to sound a little scary so i'll stop now.

Clearly me and Kanabia.

Ya know ... I was gonna mention you and Kanabia as well

I'll let you buy me a drink, J-dude, but that's as far as i'll go. :p

You are right i am a Filthy Whore i am sorry.
A Dirty Filthy,Dirty,Filthy,Whore.
WHORE! :( -ME
Hey, Harlesburg ... how you doin'? :D

Hey, Harlesburg ... how you doin'? :D
Well could be better someone stole my HoodyJersey and Cellphone while i was passed out Drunk in a Catholic School Playground.
good news was i wasnt Butt raped.-*Unsure*....-*Shifty eyes*

*Sigh* Too many of the guys on this thread are straight.

Guess it'll just be me, Rosie, and her five sisters.

Spoffin and Bottle! Pleeeeeeaassee....

(LOL, I won't ship Harry Potter, but I'll ship NSers... wow I'm sad)

And maybe me and Colodia.

EDIT: Holy crap, Spoffin himself said it on the first page! Maybe I'm not as pairing-dumb as I thought...
See, everyone but her knows that we are perfect for each other.

*Sigh* Too many of the guys on this thread are straight.

Guess it'll just be me, Rosie, and her five sisters.
*Five Knucle Shuffle*o_O

Me and some random female conservative.

me and one of the other people(preferably female) no1 knows enough about to match up with somebody.

Me and some random female conservative.
Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.

Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.

true.

Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.

demand any potential partners take a political compass test before humping the bejaysus out of them.

demand any potential partners take a political compass test before humping the bejaysus out of them.

Thats a good idea

Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).

But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).

true.... but in that case your belifs are bound to be slightly different, so the more left wing one of you goes on the left etc.

But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).Ooh, another good point. God, that does make it difficult.

Shit, now that I sleep about it I generally do sleep on the left (when with someone else).

Shit, now that I sleep about it I generally do sleep on the left (when with someone else).I usually sleep on the walled side...

I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....

I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....

Nor can I.

No, that wasn't an insult... I'm talking about myself!

I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....Sinuhue perhaps (Ha! You wish! :p)

I usually sleep on the walled side...

Had any collisions recently? :p

Sinuhue perhaps (Ha! You wish! :p)

Not a chance.

Had any collisions recently? :pNah, I'm single right now :D

Since I'm a virtual unknown here, I couldn't see myself paired up with anyone on here. :(

That and most of you are on the other side of the world (I've noticed a few NZ'ers around though, strangely)...

Nah, I'm single right now :D

lol.

I meant with the wall. :headbang:

lol.

I meant with the wall. :headbang:I take up the whole bed when I sleep in it alone, so there's no collisions. I only occupy the walled side when I'm sharing the bed ;)

*thinks* hmmmm, no clue who I'd be with.

*thinks* hmmmm, no clue who I'd be with.
Ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me! Mmmmmeeeee!

*sigh* I mean, if you don't mind my boyfriend gettin' in on it as well.....he's been itchin' for "something new", I really doubt he'll be terribly gender-specific about it.....

myself and the next one to post here ;)

Simonist']Ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me! Mmmmmeeeee!

*sigh* I mean, if you don't mind my boyfriend gettin' in on it as well.....he's been itchin' for "something new", I really doubt he'll be terribly gender-specific about it.....

Hey, the more the marrier! ;) :fluffle:

:D hehe... kejott ;)

:D hehe... kejott ;)
No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...

Simonist']No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...

awww, there there :fluffle:

Simonist']No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...

you claimed me already, I'm yours! *runs to you in slow motion while in a field of flowers with that music they use everytime two people are running towards each other in movies* :D

you claimed me already, I'm yours! *runs to you in slow motion while in a field of flowers with that music they use everytime two people are running towards each other in movies* :D
Glee!

Maybe we could all work something out. Eh-oh, you can play too ;)

I'll just warn ya now, I'm a veritable cuddle MONSTER. Rawr.

Simonist']Glee!

Maybe we could all work something out. Eh-oh, you can play too ;)

I'll just warn ya now, I'm a veritable cuddle MONSTER. Rawr.

Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p

Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p

wouldn't YOU like to know ;) .....

Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p
Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D

wouldn't YOU like to know ;) .....

Yes I would ;)

Simonist']Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D

:eek: Hopefully you're talking about a certain kind of movie....

Simonist']Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D

we'll get someone else to do that for us :p

Yes I would ;)

well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)

well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)
You mean I might have to learn to multi-task? Or.....do you mean I get to practice my welding?

well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)

:confused: Explain it in more detail...

:confused: Explain it in more detail...

well, insert part a into slot b and... *ADULT CONTENT*

I guess my g/f and I are a very likely NS couple. Though she doesn't do the forums.

I find this thread depressing. I don't get to have fun like the rest of you.

well, insert part a into slot b and... *ADULT CONTENT*

Damn parental controls :mad:

Damn parental controls :mad:

i know :(

but it's what seperates us from the animals... the other animals....

I guess my g/f and I are a very likely NS couple. Though she doesn't do the forums.

I find this thread depressing. I don't get to have fun like the rest of you.
Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)

Simonist']Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)

See, I believe I have found my true love outside of NS forums, though it is in NS, but not by NS. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

Simonist']Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)

In that case, allow me to wine and dine you, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

In that case, allow me to wine and dine you, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Oh, yeah, okay, Florida, right? Lesseee, that's only, like, a twenty hour drive.....I could just say I worked late, right? ;)

Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~

Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~

well, i have one ;) ....

Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~


!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.

"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)

well, i have one ;) ....
... I haven't taken the hint. Who is it?

!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.That is amusing, my minion.

*recognizes*

Jordaxia, where in the name of Myrth did you spring from?! :D

!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.
Oooh. Zing.

"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)
Oh, brother! :rolleyes:

... I haven't taken the hint. Who is it?

well, it begins with m, ends with e and has an mmmmm in the middle ;) :p

Simonist']Oh, yeah, okay, Florida, right? Lesseee, that's only, like, a twenty hour drive.....I could just say I worked late, right? ;)

:p Hey that lie works all the time!

"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)
.... I see. :p

well, it begins with m, ends with e and has an mmmmm in the middle ;) :p
Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:

Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:
Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)

Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:

because you're just so sharp(in every sense of the word ;) ) :fluffle:

because just so sharp(in every sense of the word ;) ) :fluffle:
:eek: :fluffle:

Simonist]Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude) That must be it. ;)

Simonist']Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)

first of all, i'm not a dude, second of all, hey! :mad:

first of all, i'm not a dude, second of all, hey! :mad:
I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg

Simonist']I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg

awww, you're right :) all is forgiven :fluffle: ;)

Simonist']I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg
ROFL!

Me! Who would I be coupled with?

That's it, the next person to post will be dragged off to my lair :mad:

Simonist']Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)
it oozes Ramones to me

Simonist']You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)
Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:

Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:
Yes. You'll never find anyone on here now :p

Yes. You'll never find anyone on here now :p
:( *Sniffle*


*Bangs Legless Pirates over the head with a club and drags him off by his hair* http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

:( *Sniffle*


*Bangs Legless Pirates over the head with a club and drags him off by his hair* http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
And this kids, is how cave women got their men ;)

And this kids, is how cave women got their men ;)
Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:

Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:


*looks*

Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:
That's what male scientists today say :eek:

That's what male scientists today say :eek:
Because they're ashamed to think that at one time it was the women who were lauded for a high notch-count in their bedposts, so to speak......

Whatev, I'm single-handedly trying to bring that system back, one innocent guitar player at a time :fluffle:

Simonist']Because they're ashamed to think that at one time it was the women who were lauded for a high notch-count in their bedposts, so to speak......

Whatev, I'm single-handedly trying to bring that system back, one innocent guitar player at a time :fluffle:

WOOHOO!!at long last i can fulfill my life long dream of just being another notch on some girls bed post.now if only i played the guitar and was innocent.

Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:

Cute? I wouldnt even want to eat that thing.

WOOHOO!!at long last i can fulfill my life long dream of just being another notch on some girls bed post.now if only i played the guitar and was innocent.
Eh, you're Irish, I'm Irish-American......learn how to tune a classic guitar and we're in business.

Simonist']Eh, you're Irish, I'm Irish-American......learn how to tune a classic guitar and we're in business.

how hard could it possibly be?(i sense i will regret saying that when i learn how hard it is)

woot for irish peoples everywhere!
Sinne fianna fail

Cute? I wouldnt even want to eat that thing.

Have you seen those teeth? It's more likely to eat you...

how hard could it possibly be?(i sense i will regret saying that when i learn how hard it is)

woot for irish peoples everywhere!
Sinne fianna fail
Yeah, kinda sad that I've essentially now put it out there that I'll bang anything Irish :eek:

Does this nullify the pairing I already self-created? Or is it just extra practice? ;)

And tuning a guitar is the easy part....you don't even have to know bars and frets and chords, and as long as you know the note that it's supposed to be and have a tuner, it takes next to no time.

Speaking of, I just got new nylons on mine and have to go tune again, and some practice couldn't kill me.....I'm out for a few.

Simonist']Yeah, kinda sad that I've essentially now put it out there that I'll bang anything Irish :eek:

Does this nullify the pairing I already self-created? Or is it just extra practice? ;)

*does a stereotypical irish jig in celebration while singing a song o' the emerald isle and drinking guinness*

*does a stereotypical irish jig in celebration while singing a song o' the emerald isle and drinking guinness*
That's the fourth-hottest thing I've imagined today.....

But I bet anything I'm imagining you as something you probably aren't, so.....wait, DO you have boombox pants?!

Simonist']That's the fourth-hottest thing I've imagined today.....

But I bet anything I'm imagining you as something you probably aren't, so.....wait, DO you have boombox pants?!

how did you know that?!are you watching me?

Have you seen those teeth? It's more likely to eat you...


We havent met yet, sweety. You havent seen my teeth. All the better to eat you with.

We havent met yet, sweety. You havent seen my teeth. All the better to eat you with.

*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...

*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...
Agreed. Love nips shouldn't draw blood without a written agreement for no legal action thereafter.

Branin and Harlesburg.

:p
*SHUDDERS*

So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?

*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...

Alternate biting and licking? pain and pleasure

So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?

cult object of some description

So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?
Zwange's been around for a few months longer than you and you DON'T KNOW Zwange?

S'okay. I really don't know Zwange.

Oh, I'm just the greatest person in the world, that's all. Hmmfp

Tink just started a cult for me for some reason. I swear I didn't suggest it to her. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

This still on?

Alternate biting and licking? pain and pleasure

Sounds good... on the other hand, if I imagine you having worse teeth than that shrew thing there... *shudders
That might be a tad too much pain

*SHUDDERS*
You know you want to. ;)
Think of the children. :eek:

You know you want to. ;)
Think of the children. :eek:

What children?
Whose children?

What children?
Whose children?
Branin's and I's

Branin's and I's
I'm turning to stone just thinking about them

I'm turning to stone just thinking about them
Little Terrorists.

Little Terrorists.

*lol
I like them already.

Sounds good... on the other hand, if I imagine you having worse teeth than that shrew thing there... *shudders
That might be a tad too much pain


Thats a baby possum, in the picture. My teeth are only "worse" if you're my dinner. Otherwise, they're white and straight. With large canines.

Thats a baby possum, in the picture.

Sorry, I'm from Europe. There are no possums here, although France has the Desman (http://centros.edu.xunta.es/iesaslagoas/slorenf/augagrande.htm) , which is quite strange enough ;)

My teeth are only "worse" if you're my dinner. Otherwise, they're white and straight. With large canines.

Mmmm... nice. I've always had a thing for vampires

Sorry, I'm from Europe. There are no possums here, although France has the Desman (http://centros.edu.xunta.es/iesaslagoas/slorenf/augagrande.htm) , which is quite strange enough ;)



Mmmm... nice. I've always had a thing for vampires


That thing is really nasty looking. I can imagine it's smell.

I've always been more of a werewolf man, myself. tending to be more tragic, unfortunately.

Wow.

17 pages, and still no attempt to pair me up with a girl. :(

Oh well. That's life. I better get used to it. :p lol

Wow.

17 pages, and still no attempt to pair me up with a girl. :(

Oh well. That's life. I better get used to it. :p lol
Pick one and go for it. How hard can it be?

That thing is really nasty looking. I can imagine it's smell.

Believe it or not, it's a mole, essentially.


I've always been more of a werewolf man, myself. tending to be more tragic, unfortunately.

Werewolfs are fascinating, too. Even less... restrained than vampires. I like that as well ;)

Pick one and go for it. How hard can it be?
I have my doubts who i'd really be compatible with. :p

(edit: meaning, i don't think i'm compatible with ANY girl here.)