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The most LIKELY couples on NS

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The Plutonian Empire
09-09-2005, 06:00
I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;) (EDIT: Again, this is all in good fun. ;) :) )

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...
The South Islands
09-09-2005, 06:01
I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;)

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...


Eutrusca and Fass...
The Soviet Americas
09-09-2005, 06:02
Eutrusca and Fass...
I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.
Sarzonia
09-09-2005, 06:02
I'd say me and Euro, but I think he's taken. ;)
Spoffin
09-09-2005, 06:03
Me and Bottle.

Comeon babe, you know you want to.
Fass
09-09-2005, 06:05
I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.

That's just disgusting.
The South Islands
09-09-2005, 06:05
I was thinking more along the lines of Neo Rogolia and Fass.

What would their kids be like...?
The Soviet Americas
09-09-2005, 06:09
What would their kids be like...?
I'm not willing to think much farther beyond my original statement. ;) Needless to say it'd be quite interesting, methinks.
Monkeypimp
09-09-2005, 06:11
Me and Bottle.

Comeon babe, you know you want to.


Yeah, we've all had that fantasy :p
The Similized world
09-09-2005, 06:18
What would their kids be like...?
Suicidal schizophrenics. What else could they be?
Neaness
09-09-2005, 06:51
Curses. I don't get to be the first to mention Eutrusca, but ...

Eut and anyone who'll stand still long enough.
Maineiacs
09-09-2005, 07:02
Me and no one. *sigh* :headbang:
Harlesburg
09-09-2005, 07:18
Me and my Hand(Preferably Left).-_-
really noone loves me.
The Similized world
09-09-2005, 08:01
Me and my Hand(Preferably Left).-_-
really noone loves me.
I'll take you hon. I'm even lefthanded ;)
Pencil 17
09-09-2005, 09:04
Me and no one. *sigh* :headbang:
Me and everyone... (who's game)
The Similized world
09-09-2005, 09:05
Me and everyone... (who's game)
Nah, I happened across your picture the other day. You're a bit too young for me. Try again in 10 years or so ;)
Pencil 17
09-09-2005, 09:07
Nah, I happened across your picture the other day. You're a bit too young for me. Try again in 10 years or so ;)
Will age not matter in 10 years? We'll still have the same difference in age... ;)
The Similized world
09-09-2005, 09:16
Will age not matter in 10 years? We'll still have the same difference in age... ;)
Yups. But you'll be in your late twenties (if I remember correctly), and I won't feel like I'm commiting a horrible crime :D
Pencil 17
09-09-2005, 09:23
Yups. But you'll be in your late twenties (if I remember correctly), and I won't feel like I'm commiting a horrible crime :D
Haha... I'd be 6 months away from 30.
Zwange
09-09-2005, 09:25
Tink and I! :fluffle:

Nevermind the fact that we are both straight females. :p
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 09:25
Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:
Neutered Sputniks
09-09-2005, 09:30
Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:

:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...
Zwange
09-09-2005, 09:31
Stephistan and Zeppistan :eek:
Why didn't I think of that!? :eek: The similar endings on their names make them the perfect match!
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 09:33
:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...
Aaaah. Go on. Pleeeeeaaaase?
Pencil 17
09-09-2005, 09:36
Who would you pair me with?
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 09:37
Who would you pair me with?
How about Lasc?
Zwange
09-09-2005, 09:39
Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D
Pencil 17
09-09-2005, 09:39
How about Lasc?
I don't know if I've had the pleasure of meeting Lasc.
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 09:40
I don't know if I've had the pleasure of meeting Lasc.
Ah too bad. I think he already left, though.

Errr...... Let me think.......Anything in particular you like?
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 09:41
Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D
Tink :fluffle:
Carisbrooke
09-09-2005, 09:59
Scandaland and I (from the free states of gaia) because we met playing this game and he packed up his life in Canada to come live with me here in England and all because of NS...you cant get a more likely couple than that can you? We even got a mention by Max himself....
Los Banditos
09-09-2005, 10:03
Me and your mom?
Cannot think of a name
09-09-2005, 10:05
:O
No way, I'd never figure those two to be a couple...

Course, I could name one...but I'm not sure if the two parties involved would like it to be named, so I wont...
You know, it's not that I didn't want a name, I just couldn't thin-...what? That's not wha...oh. Cause I thought it was about....but it wasn't...I see...I-I'll just go now...
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:11
The Chocolate Goddess and me
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:13
Peechland and Irico (of course they are married as well)
Gymoor II The Return
09-09-2005, 10:14
Do I have to choose just one for myself?
Zwange
09-09-2005, 10:16
Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:17
Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Japaica?

*hides*
Zwange
09-09-2005, 10:23
Japaica?

*hides*
Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:25
Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:
The Hat Filled With Poster Names....of course
Los Banditos
09-09-2005, 10:27
At one time it would have been me and Mistress Kimberly. But alas. She quit and I took a year off.
Cannot think of a name
09-09-2005, 10:30
Did you just take that name out of a hat? :confused:
A hat! Why didn't I think of that....




Okay, I'll stop that now.
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:33
A hat! Why didn't I think of that....




Okay, I'll stop that now.
Cannot Think Of A Hat? That would be the weirdest name ever
Rotovia-
09-09-2005, 10:33
Well, anyone think they could pair me? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...
Zwange
09-09-2005, 10:35
Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...
Hey, I don't mind if you go to jail and get passed around like hooch ;)


I'm a good friend, aren't I? :p
Zwange
09-09-2005, 10:37
The Hat Filled With Poster Names....of course
You need a new hat.
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 10:41
You need a new hat.
Yeah there's some really old names in there..... :(
Los Banditos
09-09-2005, 10:43
Yeah there's some really old names in there..... :(
*sigh*

*pours out some beer for the lost*
Rotovia-
09-09-2005, 10:47
Hey, I don't mind if you go to jail and get passed around like hooch ;)


I'm a good friend, aren't I? :p
aaaaaaw That's sweat...
Rotovia-
09-09-2005, 10:48
*sigh*

*pours out some beer for the lost*
Quickly intercepts beer with funel and hose...

BEERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!111one
Legless Pirates
09-09-2005, 11:09
Quickly intercepts beer with funel and hose...

BEERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!111one
Whoo!

*flashes*
Bryce Crusader States
09-09-2005, 12:24
I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.
The Precursors
09-09-2005, 12:35
I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.

I think it's very entertaining how so many americans see the world in only two colours...black and white (well...red and blue might be more fitting coming to think of it). I'm glad Sweden doesn't have a two party political system like the US.
Bryce Crusader States
09-09-2005, 12:41
I think it's very entertaining how so many americans see the world in only two colours...black and white (well...red and blue might be more fitting coming to think of it). I'm glad Sweden doesn't have a two party political system like the US.

Yep, well what can you do? I don't know.
Pure Metal
09-09-2005, 13:13
Tink and i

or Glitziness and i


don't make me choose!! :(


edit: can i have both? ;) :D
The Elder Malaclypse
09-09-2005, 13:20
Me and Muntoo (please). Together... Forever...
Keruvalia
09-09-2005, 14:09
Me and Sinuhue.

Just because it would be funny.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-09-2005, 15:06
What would their kids be like...?


Its likely they'd be somewhat confused.
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 16:00
Me and the next person to post....

(hope this doesn't kill the thread :p )
Eutrusca
09-09-2005, 16:05
Eutrusca and Fass...
ROFLMAO!!! Good one! :D
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 16:06
ME AND EUT!!!!!!!!

well i guess i could do worse

come here Eut :fluffle:
Eutrusca
09-09-2005, 16:06
Curses. I don't get to be the first to mention Eutrusca, but ...

Eut and anyone who'll stand still long enough.
ROFLMFAO!!!! Hahahahahaha! Unfortunately, not too far from the truth! :D
Eutrusca
09-09-2005, 16:09
Maybe in a few years honey. Rotovia doesn't fancy going to jail... I'll get passed around like hooch...
Who knows? You might learn to like it! :D
Eutrusca
09-09-2005, 16:11
Me and the next person to post....

(hope this doesn't kill the thread :p )
OMG!!! Shriek! RUN AWAY!!!
Eutrusca
09-09-2005, 16:11
ME AND EUT!!!!!!!!

well i guess i could do worse

come here Eut :fluffle:
ROFLMAO! NOT!
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 16:14
ROFLMAO! NOT!

Eut has rejected me :( :( :(
i am devastated and hurt
and i now need someone new
anyone want some (of) Oranges?
Mouldy Teacups
09-09-2005, 16:24
Eut has rejected me :( :( :(
i am devastated and hurt
and i now need someone new
anyone want some (of) Oranges?
I want orange juice
No bits though
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 16:33
I want orange juice
No bits though

i'm not sure whether to take that as an innuendo or not..... and if so, what does it really mean?
Sonaj
09-09-2005, 16:34
A very likely couple:

Me.
Muntoo
09-09-2005, 16:45
Me and Muntoo (please). Together... Forever...


Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(
Carnivorous Lickers
09-09-2005, 16:49
Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(

So, that could mean you and I, huh? :D
If you're not already taken...
Keruvalia
09-09-2005, 16:53
Ok serious answer: I bet me and Dakini would hit it off magically.
Muntoo
09-09-2005, 16:53
So, that could mean you and I, huh? :D
If you're not already taken...


Awww, so sweet of you to pick me! Is it because I'm Italian? Or is it the massage therapy thing and you have a sore back? Either way :fluffle:

Well, I doubt I'm worth fighting over, but you can if The Elder Malaclypse isn't that desperate!
Sarzonia
09-09-2005, 16:56
I'd shudder to think whom the NS crew would pair ME up with... even bearing in mind that I'm a gay man. I'm sure some folks would still try to sneak Tink in there...
Dempublicents1
09-09-2005, 16:58
Hmmmm.

Well, I'm spoken for, but if I wasn't....

Me and Jocabia. hehe. We'd argue all the freaking time like my aunt and uncle do and everyone would laugh at us. =)

Or maybe me and Bottle, if she could get over me being a theist. =)
Tactical Grace
09-09-2005, 17:11
Me and Erastide...except she doesn't post here. Out of my league anyway. :(
Carnivorous Lickers
09-09-2005, 17:11
Awww, so sweet of you to pick me! Is it because I'm Italian? Or is it the massage therapy thing and you have a sore back? Either way :fluffle:

Well, I doubt I'm worth fighting over, but you can if The Elder Malaclypse isn't that desperate!

I'm always liking your sweet dispostion and good sense of humor. The smile in your photo is a hands down winner. Being Italian and an experienced massaged therapist is just the icing on the cake.

:fluffle:
Muntoo
09-09-2005, 17:20
Such a charmer! But what do I get out of this deal?

Okay, that was a stupid question, never mind! :D
Carnivorous Lickers
09-09-2005, 17:35
Such a charmer! But what do I get out of this deal?

Okay, that was a stupid question, never mind! :D


I can be a very nice, sensitive guy. I give a great massage myself-happy ending for you is optional. I'm a great cook.

Then, of course, there is THAT too. :D
Neo Rogolia
09-09-2005, 17:36
That's just disgusting.

Ditto.
Neo Rogolia
09-09-2005, 17:41
I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.


No way, I get the "most conservative" title!
Haken Rider
09-09-2005, 17:42
I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.
Hey, I'm digging consevatives, sweetie. :fluffle:
Stephistan
09-09-2005, 17:42
Why didn't I think of that!? :eek: The similar endings on their names make them the perfect match!

Well, there is that and the fact that we are married with two kids in real life as well. :)
Stephistan
09-09-2005, 17:48
No way, I get the "most conservative" title!

You haven't been around long enough to even get a title. ;)
Laerod
09-09-2005, 17:51
You haven't been around long enough to even get a title. ;)Are you saying she doesn't deserve the title? :p
Stephistan
09-09-2005, 18:09
Are you saying she doesn't deserve the title? :p

Well, perhaps she should have a title, but "most conservative" would not be my pick... so yes, that's exactly what I'm saying..lol
Aust
09-09-2005, 18:10
Tink and Pure metal...
Cabra West
09-09-2005, 18:15
I guess I'd have to bribe someone... :D
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 18:31
so no one wants some Oranges?

fine :( :( :(

*walks away sadly*
Branin
09-09-2005, 18:31
Yeah, we've all had that fantasy :p
No, we really haven't....
Branin
09-09-2005, 18:34
Most likely pairing for Branin: .....

Data error...

No valid response...




I forsee a long life of singleness in my future
Cabra West
09-09-2005, 18:35
so no one wants some Oranges?

fine :( :( :(

*walks away sadly*

Red oranges or orange ones?
Automagfreek
09-09-2005, 18:36
Automagfreek and Gaeltach

:fluffle:
Kanabia
09-09-2005, 18:40
Most likely pairing for Branin: .....

Data error...

No valid response...




I forsee a long life of singleness in my future

Branin and Harlesburg.

:p
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 18:44
Red oranges or orange ones?

me oranges :p
Galliam
09-09-2005, 18:48
Pretty sure Me and this smiley> :confused:
Cabra West
09-09-2005, 18:49
me oranges :p

Sweet or bitter? ;)
I Still Like Oranges
09-09-2005, 18:51
Sweet or bitter? ;)

usually sweet but occasionaly bitter
Cabra West
09-09-2005, 19:01
usually sweet but occasionaly bitter

Good. I like you. :D
Homieville
09-09-2005, 22:08
Not bad question I think that Harlsburg and Sorana are couples
Ifreann
09-09-2005, 22:10
I did my most unlikely couples thread a few days ago, and it's looking good, so i figured, why not to a similar thread, but one that's more positive? ;) (EDIT: Again, this is all in good fun. ;) :) )

Me, i don't know who yet. Still need to think who'd be most likely...


the plutonian empire and the girls that shows the most cleavage :D .i think that may be tink,not sure.i could wander through the babe and pictures thread,but im far 2 lazy
Neo-Anarchists
09-09-2005, 22:11
The thumbs-up icon and I:
http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif


http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/wub.gif
Anarchtyca
09-09-2005, 22:24
I would say I am one of the most Conservative people on NS, and seeing as how I have a very hard time getting along with Liberals probably noone would likely go well with me. Considering the ratio of Liberals:Conservatives.
No way, I get the "most conservative" title!
So you're perfect for each other!
Jordaxia
09-09-2005, 22:35
The thumbs-up icon and I:
http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif


http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/wub.gif


That's oddly hilarious.
oh oh oh! you're over 10k posts! congratulations!

Clearly me and Kanabia.
Keruvalia
09-09-2005, 23:00
Clearly me and Kanabia.

Ya know ... I was gonna mention you and Kanabia as well ... chose to pair myself instead ... just cuz ... being married and all ... it's nice to ponder. :D
Neo-Anarchists
09-09-2005, 23:02
oh oh oh! you're over 10k posts! congratulations!
*secretly wishes she was still a Muppet Owner, because "Honorary Spam Forum Owner" doesn't have quite the same ring to it*
Harlesburg
09-09-2005, 23:12
I'll take you hon. I'm even lefthanded ;)
Yay!
Your place or mine?
Harlesburg
09-09-2005, 23:16
Ooooo who would you lot pair me up with? :D
Me.
The South Islands
09-09-2005, 23:21
I want an NS Date!

*pouts*
Bryce Crusader States
09-09-2005, 23:59
Hey, I'm digging consevatives, sweetie. :fluffle:

Really, That's interesting.
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 00:13
*looks around a little saddly...

Ah, well. If you're looking for me, I'l be over there with the chocolate to console myself... :(
Equus
10-09-2005, 00:14
*looks around a little saddly...

Ah, well. If you're looking for me, I'l be over there with the chocolate to console myself... :(

Feel like sharing some of that chocolate, sunshine? :fluffle:
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 00:17
Feel like sharing some of that chocolate, sunshine? :fluffle:

Sure, I've got more than enough. :D
What kind do you like?
Equus
10-09-2005, 00:19
Sure, I've got more than enough. :D
What kind do you like?

My favourites are those ones with the chewy caramel centers. You?
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 00:21
My favourites are those ones with the chewy caramel centers. You?

Cool, mine too.
... But ok, I'll share that bar with you
Equus
10-09-2005, 00:24
Cool, mine too.
... But ok, I'll share that bar with you

Maybe we should just get a box of Turtles then. Either that or find someone who likes the cherry ones or the ones with the creamy centers.
Rotovia-
10-09-2005, 00:26
I'm gonna have sex on the beach! Na na na na na naaaa naaaaaa! :fluffle:
Cabra West
10-09-2005, 00:31
Maybe we should just get a box of Turtles then. Either that or find someone who likes the cherry ones or the ones with the creamy centers.

Have you ever tried Galaxy Caramel (http://www.sweetiemixups.co.uk/product-images/image137.jpg) ? The best there is...

Can I ask you something? Why do you call yourself "horse"?
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 00:32
I'm gonna have sex on the beach! Na na na na na naaaa naaaaaa! :fluffle:
Nope.
The Similized world
10-09-2005, 00:40
Me.
Heeey! First you accept my left hand, then you go off with some other guy?! Skrew you! :(
The Plutonian Empire
10-09-2005, 03:15
the plutonian empire and the girls that shows the most cleavage :D .i think that may be tink,not sure.i could wander through the babe and pictures thread,but im far 2 lazy
Bastard. http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5218/grinningupyours9th.gif

But really, don't count on it. They're most likely not my type anyway. :p

...

Hmm....

Who could I be good with?

...

<BEEEEEEEP!>

ERROR!

Plutonian Computer Mainframe malfunction! Please reboot.

*Rebooting*

*Is rebooted*

Damn. I'm not good with ANY girl here. :(
Equus
10-09-2005, 03:21
Have you ever tried Galaxy Caramel (http://www.sweetiemixups.co.uk/product-images/image137.jpg) ? The best there is...

Can I ask you something? Why do you call yourself "horse"?

I'm a member of that little known sub-species Homo Sapiens Equus.

Actually, I was just trying to come up with a cool sounding name that reflected me.

And I've never even heard of Galaxy Caramel before, but I'll take your word for it.
Kreitzmoorland
10-09-2005, 03:30
Swimmingpool and I.

I always find myself agreeing with him! (plus his pictures kick ass)
Svalbardania
10-09-2005, 03:36
all you girls are too old for me anyway... that and the fact that i never post, im too lazy
Eutrusca
10-09-2005, 03:39
all you girls are too old for me anyway... that and the fact that i never post, im too lazy
Hey, at least they're not thinking they're too young for you, like they do me! Sigh. :headbang:
Svalbardania
10-09-2005, 03:47
Hey, at least they're not thinking they're too young for you, like they do me! Sigh. :headbang:

I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe
Laerod
10-09-2005, 03:50
Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.Ooh! It stings!
I honestly haven't been thinking about who would best fit to me...
That and I'm not looking to end my single status right now ;)
Undelia
10-09-2005, 03:52
I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe
Don’t feel sorry for Eut. He has lived a very full life. ;)
Eutrusca
10-09-2005, 03:58
Don’t feel sorry for Eut. He has lived a very full life. ;)
Shhhh! ;)
Eutrusca
10-09-2005, 04:03
I suppose thats the way it goes, you spend your whole life wanting to grow up then when it happens you wish it hadnt

well, maybe
No. I truly think being my age is a gas! I get to say pretty much what I want to say ( barring the occasional pissed off Mod! ), do pretty much what I want to do ( provided I can afford the freight ) and people generallly leave me alone ( asside from the occasional moron ).

You do know, do you not, that there are only two things that can happen when a younger guy goes up against an older man, and both of them are bad for the young guy? One is, the younger man beats up the older one, in which case everyone says to the younger one, "Hey, man! You just beat up that old man!" The other is, the older man beats up the younger man, in which case everyone says to the younger one, "Hey, man! You just let that old man beat you up!"

Yep ... old age and treachery will win over youth and enthusiasm every time! :D
Zwange
10-09-2005, 05:48
Me.

Hands off you crazy kiwi! :eek:
Zincite
10-09-2005, 06:19
Spoffin and Bottle! Pleeeeeeaassee....

(LOL, I won't ship Harry Potter, but I'll ship NSers... wow I'm sad)

And maybe me and Colodia.

EDIT: Holy crap, Spoffin himself said it on the first page! Maybe I'm not as pairing-dumb as I thought...
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 09:58
Branin and Harlesburg.

:p
LOL
ow could i say no to my Favourite terrorist with a Catholic elbow?
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 10:01
Hands off you crazy kiwi! :eek:
Sure thats what you say now....
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 10:06
Heeey! First you accept my left hand, then you go off with some other guy?! Skrew you! :(
You are right i am a Filthy Whore i am sorry.
A Dirty Filthy,Dirty,Filthy,Whore.
WHORE! :( -ME
The Elder Malaclypse
10-09-2005, 13:49
Really? I don't recall ever meeting you. Interesting. And such an informative picture of you too! Sadly I didn't get to go through the corresponding website very thoroughly so I don't know you at all! :(
You may not know me, but I know all I need to about you... I think i'm starting to sound a little scary so i'll stop now.
Kanabia
10-09-2005, 13:52
Clearly me and Kanabia.

Ya know ... I was gonna mention you and Kanabia as well

I'll let you buy me a drink, J-dude, but that's as far as i'll go. :p
Eutrusca
10-09-2005, 14:12
You are right i am a Filthy Whore i am sorry.
A Dirty Filthy,Dirty,Filthy,Whore.
WHORE! :( -ME
Hey, Harlesburg ... how you doin'? :D
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 21:15
Hey, Harlesburg ... how you doin'? :D
Well could be better someone stole my HoodyJersey and Cellphone while i was passed out Drunk in a Catholic School Playground.
good news was i wasnt Butt raped.-*Unsure*....-*Shifty eyes*
Sarzonia
10-09-2005, 21:21
*Sigh* Too many of the guys on this thread are straight.

Guess it'll just be me, Rosie, and her five sisters.
Spoffin
10-09-2005, 21:35
Spoffin and Bottle! Pleeeeeeaassee....

(LOL, I won't ship Harry Potter, but I'll ship NSers... wow I'm sad)

And maybe me and Colodia.

EDIT: Holy crap, Spoffin himself said it on the first page! Maybe I'm not as pairing-dumb as I thought...
See, everyone but her knows that we are perfect for each other.
Harlesburg
10-09-2005, 21:44
*Sigh* Too many of the guys on this thread are straight.

Guess it'll just be me, Rosie, and her five sisters.
*Five Knucle Shuffle*o_O
Blu-tac
10-09-2005, 21:47
Me and some random female conservative.
Ifreann
10-09-2005, 21:50
me and one of the other people(preferably female) no1 knows enough about to match up with somebody.
Spoffin
10-09-2005, 21:54
Me and some random female conservative.
Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.
Blu-tac
10-09-2005, 21:55
Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.

true.
Ifreann
10-09-2005, 21:56
Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.

demand any potential partners take a political compass test before humping the bejaysus out of them.
Blu-tac
10-09-2005, 22:02
demand any potential partners take a political compass test before humping the bejaysus out of them.

Thats a good idea
Laerod
10-09-2005, 22:07
Its important to match up your political beliefs when considering a partner. Otherwise you'll never be able to decide which side of the bed to do it on.But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).
Blu-tac
10-09-2005, 22:09
But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).

true.... but in that case your belifs are bound to be slightly different, so the more left wing one of you goes on the left etc.
Spoffin
10-09-2005, 22:10
But if you manage to get different affiliations, you don't have to fight about who gets to sleep on which side (and if you get lonely, you can always meet in the middle...:D).Ooh, another good point. God, that does make it difficult.
Monkeypimp
12-09-2005, 15:58
Shit, now that I sleep about it I generally do sleep on the left (when with someone else).
Laerod
12-09-2005, 16:22
Shit, now that I sleep about it I generally do sleep on the left (when with someone else).I usually sleep on the walled side...
Sdaeriji
12-09-2005, 16:31
I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....
Potaria
12-09-2005, 16:33
I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....

Nor can I.

No, that wasn't an insult... I'm talking about myself!
Laerod
12-09-2005, 16:34
I can't imagine who I'd be paired up with....Sinuhue perhaps (Ha! You wish! :p)
SimNewtonia
12-09-2005, 16:38
I usually sleep on the walled side...

Had any collisions recently? :p
Sdaeriji
12-09-2005, 16:38
Sinuhue perhaps (Ha! You wish! :p)

Not a chance.
Laerod
12-09-2005, 16:41
Had any collisions recently? :pNah, I'm single right now :D
SimNewtonia
12-09-2005, 16:42
Since I'm a virtual unknown here, I couldn't see myself paired up with anyone on here. :(

That and most of you are on the other side of the world (I've noticed a few NZ'ers around though, strangely)...
SimNewtonia
12-09-2005, 16:43
Nah, I'm single right now :D

lol.

I meant with the wall. :headbang:
Laerod
12-09-2005, 16:46
lol.

I meant with the wall. :headbang:I take up the whole bed when I sleep in it alone, so there's no collisions. I only occupy the walled side when I'm sharing the bed ;)
Kejott
12-09-2005, 16:50
*thinks* hmmmm, no clue who I'd be with.
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 16:52
*thinks* hmmmm, no clue who I'd be with.
Ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me! Mmmmmeeeee!

*sigh* I mean, if you don't mind my boyfriend gettin' in on it as well.....he's been itchin' for "something new", I really doubt he'll be terribly gender-specific about it.....
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:04
myself and the next one to post here ;)
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:04
Simonist']Ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me! Mmmmmeeeee!

*sigh* I mean, if you don't mind my boyfriend gettin' in on it as well.....he's been itchin' for "something new", I really doubt he'll be terribly gender-specific about it.....

Hey, the more the marrier! ;) :fluffle:
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:05
:D hehe... kejott ;)
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:11
:D hehe... kejott ;)
No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:15
Simonist']No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...

awww, there there :fluffle:
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:16
Simonist']No, but......damn, I.....I already called.....

Awwww :(

I'll be sulking in the corner for the next few minutes, if you need me...

you claimed me already, I'm yours! *runs to you in slow motion while in a field of flowers with that music they use everytime two people are running towards each other in movies* :D
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:20
you claimed me already, I'm yours! *runs to you in slow motion while in a field of flowers with that music they use everytime two people are running towards each other in movies* :D
Glee!

Maybe we could all work something out. Eh-oh, you can play too ;)

I'll just warn ya now, I'm a veritable cuddle MONSTER. Rawr.
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:22
Simonist']Glee!

Maybe we could all work something out. Eh-oh, you can play too ;)

I'll just warn ya now, I'm a veritable cuddle MONSTER. Rawr.

Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:25
Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p

wouldn't YOU like to know ;) .....
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:25
Is this turning into a quadrooplesome? How is that gonna work out? :p
Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:27
wouldn't YOU like to know ;) .....

Yes I would ;)
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:28
Simonist']Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D

:eek: Hopefully you're talking about a certain kind of movie....
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:30
Simonist']Oooh, dang.....take turns manning the camera equipment? :D

we'll get someone else to do that for us :p

Yes I would ;)

well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:31
well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)
You mean I might have to learn to multi-task? Or.....do you mean I get to practice my welding?
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:31
well, it's a lot like constructing a robot..... if you know what i mean ;)

:confused: Explain it in more detail...
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:35
:confused: Explain it in more detail...

well, insert part a into slot b and... *ADULT CONTENT*
Hemingsoft
12-09-2005, 17:36
I guess my g/f and I are a very likely NS couple. Though she doesn't do the forums.

I find this thread depressing. I don't get to have fun like the rest of you.
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:38
well, insert part a into slot b and... *ADULT CONTENT*

Damn parental controls :mad:
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:44
Damn parental controls :mad:

i know :(

but it's what seperates us from the animals... the other animals....
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:44
I guess my g/f and I are a very likely NS couple. Though she doesn't do the forums.

I find this thread depressing. I don't get to have fun like the rest of you.
Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)
Hemingsoft
12-09-2005, 17:47
Simonist']Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)

See, I believe I have found my true love outside of NS forums, though it is in NS, but not by NS. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
Kejott
12-09-2005, 17:47
Simonist']Why? I've got a boyfriend who doesn't do the forums. I'm just not telling him about the hypothetical cyber-cheating.....

Besides, if I found true love (psssht, haha) in Eh-oh or Kejott, I'd leave my Les in a flash and a half (the half would be the hesitation)

In that case, allow me to wine and dine you, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 17:52
In that case, allow me to wine and dine you, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Oh, yeah, okay, Florida, right? Lesseee, that's only, like, a twenty hour drive.....I could just say I worked late, right? ;)
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 17:56
Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 17:57
Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~

well, i have one ;) ....
Jordaxia
12-09-2005, 17:59
Me and.....uh.....er......I......I'll get back to you on that. :)

Any suggestions?

~Czardas~


!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.
Militant Sexperts
12-09-2005, 18:00
"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:01
well, i have one ;) ....
... I haven't taken the hint. Who is it?
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:02
!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.That is amusing, my minion.

*recognizes*

Jordaxia, where in the name of Myrth did you spring from?! :D
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 18:05
!!! How could I forget Czardas?
Sorry Kanabia, you're dumped.
Clearly me and Czardas are destined to be. I know he loves my white text.
Oooh. Zing.
Eutrusca
12-09-2005, 18:06
"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)
Oh, brother! :rolleyes:
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 18:07
... I haven't taken the hint. Who is it?

well, it begins with m, ends with e and has an mmmmm in the middle ;) :p
Kejott
12-09-2005, 18:07
Simonist']Oh, yeah, okay, Florida, right? Lesseee, that's only, like, a twenty hour drive.....I could just say I worked late, right? ;)

:p Hey that lie works all the time!
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:07
"The most LIKELY couples on NS"

Any woman who wants to be truly liberated, and me. :)
.... I see. :p
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:08
well, it begins with m, ends with e and has an mmmmm in the middle ;) :p
Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 18:10
Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:
Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 18:10
Why was that so easy for me to guess? ;) :fluffle:

because you're just so sharp(in every sense of the word ;) ) :fluffle:
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:12
because just so sharp(in every sense of the word ;) ) :fluffle:
:eek: :fluffle:

Simonist]Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude) That must be it. ;)
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 18:12
Simonist']Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)

first of all, i'm not a dude, second of all, hey! :mad:
[NS]Simonist
12-09-2005, 18:17
first of all, i'm not a dude, second of all, hey! :mad:
I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg
Eh-oh
12-09-2005, 18:19
Simonist']I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg

awww, you're right :) all is forgiven :fluffle: ;)
The Czardaian envoy
12-09-2005, 18:19
Simonist']I meant "dude" in the friendly term, like as in -- oh never mind!

You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)

Or, even better, this:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b65/theatrefunk/?action=view&current=scarybaby.jpg
ROFL!
Foxstenikopolis
12-09-2005, 22:40
Me! Who would I be coupled with?
Zwange
13-09-2005, 13:49
That's it, the next person to post will be dragged off to my lair :mad:
Legless Pirates
13-09-2005, 13:51
Simonist']Because something about Eh-oh just oozes greedy sexual desperation....? (No offense, dude)
it oozes Ramones to me
Zwange
13-09-2005, 13:54
Simonist']You're not angry. Come on. How could you stay angry at a face like this?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/q/mqg5002/Cute%20Fuzzy%20Baby%20Animal.JPG
(huge picture, btw....)
Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:
Legless Pirates
13-09-2005, 13:56
Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:
Yes. You'll never find anyone on here now :p
Zwange
13-09-2005, 14:12
Yes. You'll never find anyone on here now :p
:( *Sniffle*


*Bangs Legless Pirates over the head with a club and drags him off by his hair* http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Legless Pirates
13-09-2005, 14:13
:( *Sniffle*


*Bangs Legless Pirates over the head with a club and drags him off by his hair* http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
And this kids, is how cave women got their men ;)
Zwange
13-09-2005, 14:17
And this kids, is how cave women got their men ;)
Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:
Monkeypimp
13-09-2005, 14:19
Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:


*looks*
Legless Pirates
13-09-2005, 14:35
Uhhh... it actually went the other way around... :confused: Stop looking at me! :eek: Back, back I say! :gundge:
That's what male scientists today say :eek:
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 21:09
That's what male scientists today say :eek:
Because they're ashamed to think that at one time it was the women who were lauded for a high notch-count in their bedposts, so to speak......

Whatev, I'm single-handedly trying to bring that system back, one innocent guitar player at a time :fluffle:
Ifreann
13-09-2005, 21:13
Simonist']Because they're ashamed to think that at one time it was the women who were lauded for a high notch-count in their bedposts, so to speak......

Whatev, I'm single-handedly trying to bring that system back, one innocent guitar player at a time :fluffle:

WOOHOO!!at long last i can fulfill my life long dream of just being another notch on some girls bed post.now if only i played the guitar and was innocent.
Carnivorous Lickers
13-09-2005, 21:14
Is it strange that I find that little critter rather cute? :confused:

Cute? I wouldnt even want to eat that thing.
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 21:17
WOOHOO!!at long last i can fulfill my life long dream of just being another notch on some girls bed post.now if only i played the guitar and was innocent.
Eh, you're Irish, I'm Irish-American......learn how to tune a classic guitar and we're in business.
Ifreann
13-09-2005, 21:19
Simonist']Eh, you're Irish, I'm Irish-American......learn how to tune a classic guitar and we're in business.

how hard could it possibly be?(i sense i will regret saying that when i learn how hard it is)

woot for irish peoples everywhere!
Sinne fianna fail
Cabra West
13-09-2005, 21:25
Cute? I wouldnt even want to eat that thing.

Have you seen those teeth? It's more likely to eat you...
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 21:25
how hard could it possibly be?(i sense i will regret saying that when i learn how hard it is)

woot for irish peoples everywhere!
Sinne fianna fail
Yeah, kinda sad that I've essentially now put it out there that I'll bang anything Irish :eek:

Does this nullify the pairing I already self-created? Or is it just extra practice? ;)

And tuning a guitar is the easy part....you don't even have to know bars and frets and chords, and as long as you know the note that it's supposed to be and have a tuner, it takes next to no time.

Speaking of, I just got new nylons on mine and have to go tune again, and some practice couldn't kill me.....I'm out for a few.
Ifreann
13-09-2005, 21:29
Simonist']Yeah, kinda sad that I've essentially now put it out there that I'll bang anything Irish :eek:

Does this nullify the pairing I already self-created? Or is it just extra practice? ;)

*does a stereotypical irish jig in celebration while singing a song o' the emerald isle and drinking guinness*
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 22:09
*does a stereotypical irish jig in celebration while singing a song o' the emerald isle and drinking guinness*
That's the fourth-hottest thing I've imagined today.....

But I bet anything I'm imagining you as something you probably aren't, so.....wait, DO you have boombox pants?!
Ifreann
13-09-2005, 22:11
Simonist']That's the fourth-hottest thing I've imagined today.....

But I bet anything I'm imagining you as something you probably aren't, so.....wait, DO you have boombox pants?!

how did you know that?!are you watching me?
Carnivorous Lickers
13-09-2005, 22:14
Have you seen those teeth? It's more likely to eat you...


We havent met yet, sweety. You havent seen my teeth. All the better to eat you with.
Cabra West
13-09-2005, 22:16
We havent met yet, sweety. You havent seen my teeth. All the better to eat you with.

*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 22:17
*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...
Agreed. Love nips shouldn't draw blood without a written agreement for no legal action thereafter.
Branin
13-09-2005, 22:33
Branin and Harlesburg.

:p
*SHUDDERS*
Branin
13-09-2005, 22:36
So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?
Carnivorous Lickers
13-09-2005, 22:43
*rofl
You may not want to use your teeth for that...

Alternate biting and licking? pain and pleasure
Ifreann
13-09-2005, 22:45
So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?

cult object of some description
[NS]Simonist
13-09-2005, 22:49
So I've not been around for a while, and have missed a new cult I guess. Who is this Zwange character?
Zwange's been around for a few months longer than you and you DON'T KNOW Zwange?

S'okay. I really don't know Zwange.
Zwange
14-09-2005, 10:00
Oh, I'm just the greatest person in the world, that's all. Hmmfp

Tink just started a cult for me for some reason. I swear I didn't suggest it to her. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 10:49
This still on?
Cabra West
14-09-2005, 10:55
Alternate biting and licking? pain and pleasure

Sounds good... on the other hand, if I imagine you having worse teeth than that shrew thing there... *shudders
That might be a tad too much pain
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 10:55
*SHUDDERS*
You know you want to. ;)
Think of the children. :eek:
Cabra West
14-09-2005, 11:00
You know you want to. ;)
Think of the children. :eek:

What children?
Whose children?
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 12:48
What children?
Whose children?
Branin's and I's
Legless Pirates
14-09-2005, 12:53
Branin's and I's
I'm turning to stone just thinking about them
Harlesburg
14-09-2005, 13:01
I'm turning to stone just thinking about them
Little Terrorists.
Cabra West
14-09-2005, 13:09
Little Terrorists.

*lol
I like them already.
Carnivorous Lickers
14-09-2005, 13:34
Sounds good... on the other hand, if I imagine you having worse teeth than that shrew thing there... *shudders
That might be a tad too much pain


Thats a baby possum, in the picture. My teeth are only "worse" if you're my dinner. Otherwise, they're white and straight. With large canines.
Cabra West
14-09-2005, 13:43
Thats a baby possum, in the picture.

Sorry, I'm from Europe. There are no possums here, although France has the Desman (http://centros.edu.xunta.es/iesaslagoas/slorenf/augagrande.htm) , which is quite strange enough ;)

My teeth are only "worse" if you're my dinner. Otherwise, they're white and straight. With large canines.

Mmmm... nice. I've always had a thing for vampires
Carnivorous Lickers
14-09-2005, 13:46
Sorry, I'm from Europe. There are no possums here, although France has the Desman (http://centros.edu.xunta.es/iesaslagoas/slorenf/augagrande.htm) , which is quite strange enough ;)



Mmmm... nice. I've always had a thing for vampires


That thing is really nasty looking. I can imagine it's smell.

I've always been more of a werewolf man, myself. tending to be more tragic, unfortunately.
The Plutonian Empire
14-09-2005, 13:48
Wow.

17 pages, and still no attempt to pair me up with a girl. :(

Oh well. That's life. I better get used to it. :p lol
Legless Pirates
14-09-2005, 13:50
Wow.

17 pages, and still no attempt to pair me up with a girl. :(

Oh well. That's life. I better get used to it. :p lol
Pick one and go for it. How hard can it be?
Cabra West
14-09-2005, 13:51
That thing is really nasty looking. I can imagine it's smell.

Believe it or not, it's a mole, essentially.


I've always been more of a werewolf man, myself. tending to be more tragic, unfortunately.

Werewolfs are fascinating, too. Even less... restrained than vampires. I like that as well ;)
The Plutonian Empire
14-09-2005, 13:52
Pick one and go for it. How hard can it be?
I have my doubts who i'd really be compatible with. :p

(edit: meaning, i don't think i'm compatible with ANY girl here.)