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http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/08.html#a4856



I don't think that this Mississippian is buying the Republican party line this week...

IM conservative and i thought that was downright hilarious. Don't blame em either...

Like I said yesterday, it sounds to me like the only person in Mississippi who isn't complaining about the feds is Haly Barbour, the governor.

I've actually had the "pleasure" of meeting Mr. Cheney, and I can say this....he's quite fat...

Yay! :D

I've actually had the "pleasure" of meeting Mr. Cheney, and I can say this....he's quite fat...

Does it feel anything like meeting Ming the Merciless?

"I met Dick Cheney! ... I never stood that close to evil!"-Lewis Black.

Wow...

Directly aftward, Cheney continues an ongoing monologue on what to do about hurricane debris: "But it's a question about what you do with the debris in terms of your toxic waste problem you've got to worry about in terms of where you're going to put it..." -- Raw Story

Thank god he's there! ( :headbang: = me, ever since 2000 <ouch>)

interesting.

without Cheney there'd be no white house drama. ANybody remember that old comedy central show " Thats My Bush!" ? I fyou do please...holla back!

Directly aftward, Cheney continues an ongoing monologue on what to do about hurricane debris: "But it's a question about what you do with the debris in terms of your toxic waste problem you've got to worry about in terms of where you're going to put it..." -- Raw Story

Thank god he's there! ( :headbang: = me, ever since 2000 <ouch>)


What did you expect him to do? Chase him down and beat hm up?

without Cheney there'd be no white house drama. ANybody remember that old comedy central show " Thats My Bush!" ? I fyou do please...holla back!

Oh man, that was helarious! I think I still have a few recorded on my computer.

I missed the insults, his talk was that boring, I nearly fell asleep.

What did you expect him to do? Chase him down and beat hm up?
You obviously didn't understand the quote because it didn't make any freaking sense. ( :headbang: )( :rolleyes: <sigh>)

without Cheney there'd be no white house drama. ANybody remember that old comedy central show " Thats My Bush!" ? I fyou do please...holla back!

That show was the best. This clip is hilarious. My whole day has just been made better!

lol

apparently Cheney was supposed to bring the giant vacuum cleaner to fix the problem.

that's what happens when you get a bunch of people who've become dependent on government to take care of them... they start demanding things.

(in this case, the government SHOULD have reacted more quickly... but at what level? I think the state government, who best understands a state's ability to deal with a problem... not to mention the municipalities themselves... should have been more decisive. Someone should remind this person that Cheney doesn't run FEMA).

And the people rejoiced!!
But I bet the Secret service beat up the person who said it.
without Cheney there'd be no white house drama. ANybody remember that old comedy central show " Thats My Bush!" ? I fyou do please...holla back!

Yeah I liked the one where Cheney shredded the Middle East Documents in order for Bush to get kicked out of the White house, he then turned the place into living heck. They even did a Title change saying 'What a Dick'

Good times, good show. Too bad after 9\11 it was taboo to even make a joke about the president.

Cheney doesn't run FEMA).
Don't say that to his face. He'll have you gitmo-ized. There's *nothing* he doesn't run, you know. (<evil laugh> :eek: )

And the people rejoiced!!
But I bet the Secret service beat up the person who said it.

Oh,.. I would hope so..!

No sense being a martyr for your cause if you don't get beaten to a pulp.

We need more pulp..!!

All you leftists,... it's your DUTY to pulpify yourselves for the cause..!

Get to it now..!

Chop chop, like the little mindless children you are.

..stop whining and get your butts OUT there. You think freedom is FREE..!!?


-The REAL Iakeo

Oh,.. I would hope so..!

No sense being a martyr for your cause if you don't get beaten to a pulp.

We need more pulp..!!

All you leftists,... it's your DUTY to pulpify yourselves for the cause..!

Get to it now..!

Chop chop, like the little mindless children you are.

..stop whining and get your butts OUT there. You think freedom is FREE..!!?


-The REAL Iakeo
And if you think freedom isn't free, and that it's right for Cheney to control the government from the shadows then I'd like to be you to a pulp.

Question: If you are out in the open, on public property, and curse out someone else, aren't you still within your rights as an American citizen? So there's a scuffle and the protester gets arrested for... speaking? I thought we still believed in free speech.

And if the protester really was arrested for telling Cheney to "fuck yourself" then why wasn't Cheney arrested when he said the exact same thing (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html) to a senator last year?

..stop whining and get your butts OUT there. You think freedom is FREE..!!?


-The REAL Iakeo
He did get his butt out there, and the secret service kicked it. (The butt of an American hero <cue anthem>)

But let's not loose sight of the most important part of this story -- THE PUNCHLINE! Reporter: "Do you get a lot of that, Mr. Vice President?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-aaah... :p

Is this what I'm supposed to be reading?

CNN's reporter asks Cheney, "Are you getting a lot of that Mr. Vice President?"

Cheney replies, "First time I've heard it., Must be a friend of John..., er, ah - never mind."

Because that's not that fucking bad. It's a joke. Who gives a shit?

What did you expect him to do? Chase him down and beat hm up?

Yeah I do, If our Chancellor of the Exchequer can do it your Vice-president can too!

I don't believe it's the first time he's heard someone tell him to go fuck himself. He had to learn the phrase somehow.

Maybe he meant the first time that hour...

Originally Posted by Oekai
Oh,.. I would hope so..!

No sense being a martyr for your cause if you don't get beaten to a pulp.

We need more pulp..!!

All you leftists,... it's your DUTY to pulpify yourselves for the cause..!

Get to it now..!

Chop chop, like the little mindless children you are.

..stop whining and get your butts OUT there. You think freedom is FREE..!!?


-The REAL Iakeo

And if you think freedom isn't free, and that it's right for Cheney to control the government from the shadows then I'd like to be you to a pulp.

You'd like to "be" me to a pulp..? Hmmmmm.. I'll assume a spelling error.

Anyway,.. If ANYONE can control the US government, I'd be not only amazed
but eternally grateful, as it seems to be (as usual and expected) a herd of
cats in it's unruliness.

And freedom is CERTAINLY not free,.. and is paid for by the efforts of those
who take up the reins,.. which is probably NOT people like you.

(( You adolescent dip-shneit spoiled little turd. But,.. I could be wrong on the
count as well. :) ))

How am I wrong?


-The REAL Iakeo

He did get his butt out there, and the secret service kicked it. (The butt of an American hero <cue anthem>)

But let's not loose sight of the most important part of this story -- THE PUNCHLINE! Reporter: "Do you get a lot of that, Mr. Vice President?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-aaah... :p

Of course he gets a lot of that. But then, so does anyone on the leftist hitlist.

And I agree,.. that ass of a "protester" IS an American Hero..!!

He proves that even a noisy ass can get past vice-presidential security,
which does us all a great service by proving that the Secret Service SHOULD
be allowed to evaporate people who get too close to them, otherwise these
pesky security holes will continue to exist and be a threat to our leaders.


-The REAL Iakeo

You'd like to "be" me to a pulp..? Hmmmmm.. I'll assume a spelling error.

Anyway,.. If ANYONE can control the US government, I'd be not only amazed
but eternally grateful, as it seems to be (as usual and expected) a herd of
cats in it's unruliness.

And freedom is CERTAINLY not free,.. and is paid for by the efforts of those
who take up the reins,.. which is probably NOT people like you.

(( You adolescent dip-shneit spoiled little turd. But,.. I could be wrong on the
count as well. :) ))

How am I wrong?


-The REAL Iakeo

I'll address this in from the bottom of the message to the top.

Really mature there, grow up.
I'm over 20.

Take by the reins? You mean by this Micro-management that's going on? How is controlling Free? Isn't that an Oxymoron?

And the US government IS under Control, just in the control of idiots, that's why it can't do anything. The problem is is that the Idiots have so much control that the ones with actual Brains can't do anything.

And yes it was: 'beat'

Take by the reins? You mean by this Micro-management that's going on? How is controlling Free? Isn't that an Oxymoron?
Well said. These Bush apologists might prefer to be led around by the nose like cattle, but anyone who tries to do that to me can "go fuck himself."

Also, anyone who cops the kind of condescending, dismissive, and impatient attitude towards human suffering that the spokesmodels for this administration have been doing can also go fuck themselves. Likewise for anyone who points with pride to the scene going on in NO right now. The only people who have the right to be proud of themselves are the ones wading in the muck, pulling people out, delivering the food, shelter, money, etc., and doing it in spite of, not with the help of, those worthless bureaucrats. Cheney interrupts their work so he can drone pointlessly in front of the cameras? Yeah, he *can* go fuck himself.

Why? Because in a free society, the leaders are judged by their records. If those records are as bad as they've been lately, they deserve to be told off, emphatically.

I'm just being clear about where I draw my lines and that I believe that protester's behavior was entirely appropriate to the situation. So there.

PS: Before you label anyone who opposes Bush as a leftist, why not ask if they've felt the same way about left-leaning politicians? Not everyone on the planet is a party-hack, hard as that may be for party-hacks to imagine.

Hahaha, I heard this when it happened. Fucking gold.

It would be an infringement on his freedom of speech, but when hasn't the goverment infringed on the rights of it's current citizens when it feels it needs to?

to that video clip, you go hommes!!!

I've actually had the "pleasure" of meeting Mr. Cheney, and I can say this....he's quite fat...
Did you get the "pleasure" of touching him ... you know, tactile reciprocity ...
you know, the way they wanted to "deal" with President Palmer in the second season of 24?
How's his breath? Like mulched babies?
Did he uncurl his other lip, baring a fang, sangunine blackened by countless forays into the gullible, the innocent, the unwielding, the democrats?
Did he have a light spring in his step?
Was he taking time off to have more marrow or stem cells extracted from the powerless to keep him just a little further alive, kinda like Monty Burns?
Did he have that look in his eye kind of like a cat who remembers what it's like to get its temperature taken?
Queries one, queries many!!!!!!

without Cheney there'd be no white house drama. ANybody remember that old comedy central show " Thats My Bush!" ? I fyou do please...holla back!
I taped 'em. They had a back-to-back run, i think for a while, i think i have five or six episodes at least.
THAT Bush isn't as pathetic, miserable, or downright evil as the real one.

Hahaha, I heard this when it happened. Fucking gold.
ABC radionetwork played it for the morning news here, no commentary or follow-up ... makes me think they'd make everyone ELSE's day a bit brighter by just releasing it. It did, too. :)

ABC radionetwork played it for the morning news here, no commentary or follow-up ... makes me think they'd make everyone ELSE's day a bit brighter by just releasing it. It did, too. :)

Likewise, that was funny and true. He should be helping, not posing in a shirt like that when behind him everything is a mess!

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I don't think that this Mississippian is buying the Republican party line this week...
Ummmm, your link did not work, but this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=V3nuh6mNdH8) does. :D

Did you get the "pleasure" of touching him ... you know, tactile reciprocity ...
you know, the way they wanted to "deal" with President Palmer in the second season of 24?
How's his breath? Like mulched babies?
Did he uncurl his other lip, baring a fang, sangunine blackened by countless forays into the gullible, the innocent, the unwielding, the democrats?
Did he have a light spring in his step?
Was he taking time off to have more marrow or stem cells extracted from the powerless to keep him just a little further alive, kinda like Monty Burns?
Did he have that look in his eye kind of like a cat who remembers what it's like to get its temperature taken?
Queries one, queries many!!!!!!
This is absolutely hilarious. :D

Ummmm, your link did not work, but this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=V3nuh6mNdH8) does. :D

It works...why you posting a new one? o.O

I'll address this in from the bottom of the message to the top.

Really mature there, grow up.
I'm over 20.

Take by the reins? You mean by this Micro-management that's going on? How is controlling Free? Isn't that an Oxymoron?

And the US government IS under Control, just in the control of idiots, that's why it can't do anything. The problem is is that the Idiots have so much control that the ones with actual Brains can't do anything.

And yes it was: 'beat'

Well put. I like this.
I'd also like to beat anyone who tells me to go and become "pulp" under that fascistic government.
Am I the only one to notice how Cheney looks like a giant grub in a man-suit?
Some sort of John Carpenter's "The Thing" -esque monster?

I don't understand what drives the "Bush Apologists". It's as if, instead of seeing what a s**t government they've elected and trying to do something about it, they view politics as a game of football or something. Like it's a team that "they vote for because their daddy before them voted for it, and so forth", or "they're the conservative party, therefore we have to vote for them", not even considering that the other party may have ideas that they could like, but simply don't listen to them because they're "the opposition":
From www.ericblumrich.com :


Now- you republicans, out there, who are still clinging to Bush, out of sheer determination:

If you wanna be a republican, fine. You wanna vote republican, because you're a conservative, and you have no other choice? Fine-

But you have to stop viewing politics, and the fate of our nation, as if it were pro football. Yeah- I know- you want to cheer for your team, defend it when it's down, and rally around the "star player"- it's fun, I know...

Let me break this gently... Your star lineman has just tested positive for steroids, while sniffing coke with a prostitute in the back of a '78 chevette. The Quarterback was found vacationing in an shack in the wyoming foothills, watching "scarface" over and over, in a room littered with dead boy scouts. The rest of your team was found in a dirty basement in singapore, chewing gum, and betting on cockfights while trading in teenage vietnamese male whores.

Keep your ideology- keep your party- it's all good... However- I have to ask all republicans, here, and now:

Rats have the brains to leave a sinking ship- why can't you muster the same mental fortitude?

Stand with the rest of America, and demand accountability from the people whom you rallied around, for so long- they owe you, at the very least, that much...



Bush and co (aka the Bush Crime Syndicate) have dropped the ball too many times for this to be acceptable. And no, I'm not a party hack, either.
I'm not even from America. But I see what's going on and how it affects the world. It's bad for it. It's that simple.
And when something that's bad for a body comes into being, the doctors must excise it like cancer. Cut it out like gangrene, before it spreads.

It works...why you posting a new one? o.O
It didn't work at first, but it is working now. However, the one that I posted also has some Jon Daily clips about Katrina Bush, and some others with actual hurricane footage.

It didn't work at first, but it is working now. However, the one that I posted also has some Jon Daily clips about Katrina Bush, and some others with actual hurricane footage.

Ah ok, I understand. The clips are still funny. Cheney is trying to cash in on this and he won't get anything. The background man knew what he was doing was wrong.

lol, that was gold! It's about time someone said that to him...on live television...mainstream at that...

But almost equally funny was this: http://media.putfile.com/Kanye79

Zing!

This is absolutely hilarious. :D
Thanks! I'm here all ... 16 minutes more .... :(

Really, i have to thank my muse, my inspirations ....
I imagine a few of those thoughts would go through my head if i were to have the distinct (dis)pleasure of "meeting" him.

Now- you republicans, out there, who are still clinging to Bush, out of sheer determination:

If you wanna be a republican, fine. You wanna vote republican, because you're a conservative, and you have no other choice? Fine-

But you have to stop viewing politics, and the fate of our nation, as if it were pro football. Yeah- I know- you want to cheer for your team, defend it when it's down, and rally around the "star player"- it's fun, I know...

Let me break this gently... Your star lineman has just tested positive for steroids, while sniffing coke with a prostitute in the back of a '78 chevette. The Quarterback was found vacationing in an shack in the wyoming foothills, watching "scarface" over and over, in a room littered with dead boy scouts. The rest of your team was found in a dirty basement in singapore, chewing gum, and betting on cockfights while trading in teenage vietnamese male whores.

Keep your ideology- keep your party- it's all good... However- I have to ask all republicans, here, and now:

Rats have the brains to leave a sinking ship- why can't you muster the same mental fortitude?

Stand with the rest of America, and demand accountability from the people whom you rallied around, for so long- they owe you, at the very least, that much...

I consider myself conservative, and I think Bush does a half-decent job of running the country. Nothing spectacular and without fault, but good enough to be President and to keep my support. You know, your point might make sense if the liberals would finally make sense as a group ;) . Kerry sure didn't in 2004, and if you even dare to send someone like Ted Kennedy or Dean...

I support Bush and the Republican Party because they are the best things out there as I see it. Give me a better ship (aka pick better Democratic candidates), and I'll gladly board. Like, say, Harry Reid, the Democrat Senate leader from Nevada. Hardly your average liberal sissy/wacko/etc

But yeah, this whole thing about Cheney was rather amusing. There are a large number of real idiots in the Republican party in Washington (no, I don't put Bush as one of them), and thanks to them it is going to lose its popular appeal.

Ah ok, I understand. The clips are still funny. Cheney is trying to cash in on this and he won't get anything. The background man knew what he was doing was wrong.
Are you talking about the guy who told Cheney to fuck himself? Seriously? That guy's a hero in my book, because he was able to tell Cheney that without spitting in his face or trying to tear him limb from limb.

I consider myself conservative, and I think Bush does a half-decent job of running the country. Nothing spectacular and without fault, but good enough to be President and to keep my support. You know, your point might make sense if the liberals would finally make sense as a group ;) . Kerry sure didn't in 2004, and if you even dare to send someone like Ted Kennedy or Dean...

I support Bush and the Republican Party because they are the best things out there as I see it. Give me a better ship (aka pick better Democratic candidates), and I'll gladly board. Like, say, Harry Reid, the Democrat Senate leader from Nevada. Hardly your average liberal sissy/wacko/etc

But yeah, this whole thing about Cheney was rather amusing. There are a large number of real idiots in the Republican party in Washington (no, I don't put Bush as one of them), and thanks to them it is going to lose its popular appeal.
your grossly uninformed then. In the 5 years Bush/Cheney has been in office not ONE good thing has been accomplished and we see radical disintegration of every good thing in the world that holds everything together

I'll address this in from the bottom of the message to the top.

Really mature there, grow up.
I'm over 20.

Take by the reins? You mean by this Micro-management that's going on? How is controlling Free? Isn't that an Oxymoron?

And the US government IS under Control, just in the control of idiots, that's why it can't do anything. The problem is is that the Idiots have so much control that the ones with actual Brains can't do anything.

And yes it was: 'beat'

Oooooo.. over 20! <said the way Homer Simpson says "Donuts">

Micromanagement? I'm not sure what you mean. Do tell?

The US is under the control of idiots? Then, for god's sake man (or woman),
VOTE THEM OUT..!!!


-The REAL Iakeo