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Kabbalah must rot the brain.....

Silliopolous
08-09-2005, 16:58
From : http://www.kabbalahforwomen.com/kabbalah4women/2005/09/how_could_katri.html


How Could Katrina Happen To A Country With A God-Fearing President Like Bush?
Doesn't it seem a little strange that this terrible disaster took place at a time when America has a god-fearing president like Bush? Doesn't it make you stop and wonder what really makes the world go round? Maybe it's something very different to all the traditional (religious) stories we've been told all our lives. Maybe it's something much more sophisticated and advanced than we are capable of understanding right now? On the other hand, maybe if we make a tiny bit of an effort to understand it we will ....

The science of Kabbalah explains how it is man's collective thoughts and prayers that drive us forward. Although the current events in New Orleans may seem like a punishment of some kind, there will come a day when America will look back at these tragic events and see them as a tremendous turning point for mankind. The force that created us is sending these blows to make us grow up and start thinking about what we were put here for. And here's a clue - I seriously doubt that movies, TV, eating out, and non-stop shopping were what that force had in mind at the time of our creation.



YES, you heard it here first.


God sent the hurricane to bitch-slap New Orleans DESPITE the fact that such a God-fearin' man inhabits the whitehouse. And (S)He did it as a message to us to stop watching so much Goddamn TV.



Yep. The disaster isn't Bush's fault. Fema's fault, or the mayors fault.


Who should you blame?






Mark Burnett for starting a ratings war with God with his stupid Survivor series?!
WhichWayWasIt
08-09-2005, 17:21
and here's me believing in geography and physics, what else would cause a hurricane to be produced?.....
Silliopolous
08-09-2005, 17:23
Physics and Geography?!?!?!






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLASPHEMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
Drunk commies deleted
08-09-2005, 17:24
Maddona is into Kabbalah, so there must be something to it. She's clearly an intelligent and highly educated person with excellent critical thinking skills.
WhichWayWasIt
08-09-2005, 17:25
lol - I might be mistaken of course...... but I think not.
Silliopolous
08-09-2005, 17:29
Maddona is into Kabbalah, so there must be something to it. She's clearly an intelligent and highly educated person with excellent critical thinking skills.



Good point.



What was I thinking.... :p
Katzistanza
08-09-2005, 17:45
Physics and Geography?!?!?!






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLASPHEMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

A blasphemer sounds like it should be a type of bone
Teh_pantless_hero
08-09-2005, 18:08
Maddona is into Kabbalah, so there must be something to it. She's clearly an intelligent and highly educated person with excellent critical thinking skills.
And then we look at Britney Spears, a follower of Kabbalah. I believe I have made my point.
Letila
08-09-2005, 18:20
Yes, but you have to understand. In the highest levels of the Kaballah, it is possible to clone angels, make lances of Longinus, and blow up the world, just like on Neon Genesis Evangelion. With enough practice, you can even get around tax laws, too.
Silliopolous
08-09-2005, 18:25
Yes, but you have to understand. In the highest levels of the Kaballah, it is possible to clone angels, make lances of Longinus, and blow up the world, just like on Neon Genesis Evangelion. With enough practice, you can even get around tax laws, too.


Get around tax laws?



Shit....






Where do I sign up?!
Drunk commies deleted
08-09-2005, 18:27
And then we look at Britney Spears, a follower of Kabbalah. I believe I have made my point.
Britney Spears, what a mind she's got on her. I've been wondering what's happened to her. I haven't seen her on TV showing off her frontal lobes lately.
Teh_pantless_hero
08-09-2005, 18:38
Britney Spears, what a mind she's got on her. I've been wondering what's happened to her. I haven't seen her on TV showing off her frontal lobes lately.
She's been busy getting knocked up and doing a perfect impression of trailer trash who won the lottery.
Yeru Shalayim
09-09-2005, 05:29
This does not look at all like Kabbalah by any spelling to me. Now if someone spent some time studying The Tree of Life and found some system for predicting Hurricanes, maybe something along the lines of hundreds of iron chariots stuck in the mud, then I would be impressed.

Of course, if all of those people in New Orleans spent less time watching TV, they might have lost some weight and been able to crawl out of their recliners and get out of New Orleans. Then again, fat floats so maybe being in better physical shape would not help. Maybe better mental shape, which watching less TV should also help with.

Then again, Democrats could just go back to blaming Bush’s CIA weather control experiments.
Desperate Measures
09-09-2005, 05:40
It's all Madonna's fault! She doesn't really believe in Kabbalah and it made Robo-God angry. http://www.lowculture.com/archives/godjesus.jpg
Squi
09-09-2005, 05:42
I went to site and looked at the picture and had to ask myself, is she old enough to be reading the Kabbalah? How could someone so young looking have mastered the Talmud even? Regardless of whether or not she is old enough to read it, she is certainly not old enough to be making pronouncements about it.
Fass
09-09-2005, 05:50
Because religions are so sensible otherwise... :rolleyes:
Amestria
09-09-2005, 06:03
Kabbalah is just one of many groups/cults that hollywood and entertainers have been bowing down too... sigh...