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They hate our Porn! A new trojan is making the rounds. It hijacks your browser away from porn sites and pops up a verse from the Koran.

http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=4348

Wow... Makes me glad I have Virus protection.

L O freaking L.

Those terrorists are just jealous of the Porn we as Americans enjoy.[/bushvoice]

Although I'm not the biggest fan of religious fanaticism, I must admit that's a very unique, interesting and fun way of using Virus technology. Hehe...

It's a Trojan file to begin with, so if you download it you deserve what you get. Besides, getting versed in the Qu'ran and getting logged off from porn sites is a lot more lenient than having your passwords stolen or your hard disk severely fucked up like usually happens when you download a Christian or Jewish Trojan file.

:D

I don't think we should hate extremist Muslims because they have an opinion, however religiously fervent an opinion it may be. We can disagree with their ideals, but hate them for it? That's just crossing over to bigotry. Every person has their own religious ideals, no matter how extreme, pacifistic, or nonexistant they may be.

Why are religious conservatives trying to rid America of it's protective layer of porn?

I think that's hilarious. In this regard at least, fair play to them :D

Must get them to teach me how to do that. Could come in useful.

The age of p0rn is ending!

Why are religious conservatives trying to rid America of it's protective layer of porn?

Because according to Alberto Gonzales, Adult Porn is a more horrible crime than Child Molestation.

Muslims/Arabs are just afraid of intimacy, all kinds from loving a cute pet, to strong bonding friendships, to hot sensual romances, who needs people like that?

ROFL! :p

How dare they? We should nuke Mecca this instant!!

How dare they? We should nuke Mecca this instant!!
No, we should use Weapons of Mass Obscenity! Drop videos of orgies and Kaviar and Watersports Parties on them.

Muslims/Arabs are just afraid of intimacy, all kinds from loving a cute pet, to strong bonding friendships, to hot sensual romances, who needs people like that? Alright then… let us DECLARE THE SECOND CRUSADE!

That's what you seemed to be implying. :( :)

No, we should use Weapons of Mass Obscenity! Drop videos of orgies and Kaviar and Watersports Parties on them.


LMAO! Great idea! Someone give me the Ayatollha's email! :p

OK, so an Arab computer virus quotes the Quran at you...

While an Israeli computer virus steals your credit card number...

Hmm...whom to condemn? :rolleyes:

:D LOL! Things like this remind me how infinitely stupid and wonderful the Internet is. :p

OK, so an Arab computer virus quotes the Quran at you...

While an Israeli computer virus steals your credit card number...

Hmm...whom to condemn? :rolleyes:
Israeli hackers accept our way of life...steliang credit card´s numbers on the net his a hallmark of our civilization...
Religious self-righteousness isnt.

OK, so an Arab computer virus quotes the Quran at you...

While an Israeli computer virus steals your credit card number...

Hmm...whom to condemn? :rolleyes:
It's a joke thread, but I'm assuming you think it's bigoted or flamebaiting. Go report it to the mods right away! Someone might get offended!

Israeli hackers accept our way of life...steliang credit card´s numbers on the net his a hallmark of our civilization...
Religious self-righteousness isnt.
I disagree. Asking me to consult a holy text before I download pornography is more accepting of my culture than is stealing my money.

It's a joke thread, but I'm assuming you think it's bigoted or flamebaiting. Go report it to the mods right away! Someone might get offended!
Your assumption is flawed, as usual.

Alright then… let us DECLARE THE SECOND CRUSADE!
Umm... dude, that happened long ago. This would be more like the Eleventh Crusade.

At any rate, it's mostly harmless. P0rn isn't the most moral of businesses, and mainly wank material for lonely people. :p

Umm... dude, that happened long ago. This would be more like the Eleventh Crusade.

At any rate, it's mostly harmless. P0rn isn't the most moral of businesses, and mainly wank material for lonely people. :p I don't think they're extremists at all… although I can think of many things I'd do with a virus first… *cracks knuckles* although I'd probably try this one just to annoy people.

You think they would like western pornography, their porn is so boring what with the burkas and all.

You think they would like western pornography, their porn is so boring what with the burkas and all.
I think they hardly have any porn at all. Muslim women are nearly completely covered in clothes most of the time. To them, porn must be extremely blasphemous.

I think they hardly have any porn at all. Muslim women are nearly completely covered in clothes most of the time. To them, porn must be extremely blasphemous. You're right there.

They hate our Porn! A new trojan is making the rounds. It hijacks your browser away from porn sites and pops up a verse from the Koran.

http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=4348



Umm, there's never a reason to hate anyone. Hatred of people by other people = bad. You can hate their actions, but hating them? A big no-no.

Umm, there's never a reason to hate anyone. Hatred = bad. You can hate their actions, but hating them? A big no-no.
? :confused: ?

You has befuddled me

Umm, there's never a reason to hate anyone. Hatred = bad. You can hate their actions, but hating them? A big no-no.If things are as black and white as "hatred = bad" then surely it is 'bad' to hate the actions also.

Umm, there's never a reason to hate anyone. Hatred = bad. You can hate their actions, but hating them? A big no-no. I don't object to their actions at all, I find them amusing and… inspirational. :D

If things are as black and white as "hatred = bad" then surely it is 'bad' to hate the actions also.


Meh, quit nitpicking my logical inconsistencies! I'll fix it now :p

Your reasoning is a tad incorrect, too. If your family got killed, wouldn't you hate the murderer? Why would it be wrong to hate him? You hate his actions too, but it was him who decided to carry them out in the first place.

Anyway, back to topic, please. :)

Muslims/Arabs are just afraid of intimacy, all kinds from loving a cute pet, to strong bonding friendships, to hot sensual romances, who needs people like that?

Wow .... that is so beyond false that I don't even know where to begin.

Although I will say this: I am Muslim and my wife and children and cats disagree with you.

It's a Trojan file to begin with, so if you download it you deserve what you get. Besides, getting versed in the Qu'ran and getting logged off from porn sites is a lot more lenient than having your passwords stolen or your hard disk severely fucked up like usually happens when you download a Christian or Jewish Trojan file.What type of sicko are you? Access to Porn is much more important than a working harddrive or keeping your paswords concealed. Porn is what the made the internet great, without porn the internet would still be just a form of usenet, it was porn that drove the great innovations which have created the modern internet with actual graphics and was the driver to go beyond the dial-up system (ever tried to download a porn movie at 56K? painful). Since the primary reason people have a hardrive and have passwords is for the porn, losing one of those which hampers you access to porn is much less severe than being denied access to porn.

What type of sicko are you? Access to Porn is much more important than a working harddrive or keeping your paswords concealed. Porn is what the made the internet great, without porn the internet would still be just a form of usenet, it was porn that drove the great innovations which have created the modern internet with actual graphics and was the driver to go beyond the dial-up system (ever tried to download a porn movie at 56K? painful). Since the primary reason people have a hardrive and have passwords is for the porn, losing one of those which hampers you access to porn is much less severe than being denied access to porn.
LOL! Geez, don't include me into your group, man. I haven't fallen so low. :eek:


Wow .... that is so beyond false that I don't even know where to begin.

Although I will say this: I am Muslim and my wife and children and cats disagree with you.
Don't worry, he's not the first here to start spitting arguments about something he knows absolutely nothing about.

Wow .... that is so beyond false that I don't even know where to begin.

Although I will say this: I am Muslim and my wife and children and cats disagree with you. If you can make cats love, you must be the opposite of his statement!

LOL! Geez, don't include me into your group, man. I haven't fallen so low. :eek:Are you implying there is something wrong with internet porn or with people who view internet porn?

Are you implying there is something wrong with internet porn or with people who view internet porn?
You can't say porn is right, and you just took it to an extreme.

Are you implying there is something wrong with internet porn or with people who view internet porn? *rattles off long string of feminist arguments to engender guilt*

I disagree. Asking me to consult a holy text before I download pornography is more accepting of my culture than is stealing my money.

Its not an intrinsic part of Israllie culture to steal your money. Doubtless there are Arab virus's that do that as well, and equally there are Isralie virus's which may misdirct Porn and come up with the Torah verses at you. All generalisations are dangerous (except that one)

*rattles off long string of feminist arguments to engender guilt*
That's not a valid argument, since no one forces women to work in the pornographic industries. At any rate, it's stupid for feminism to barge in, since an equal amount of men work in the same industry.

You can't say porn is right, and you just took it to an extreme.
I say it is right. I say it's one shining example of the fine and noble enterprises that man is capable of.

You can't say porn is right, and you just took it to an extreme.Nope to the last, porn is the driving force behind the internet. There are so many studies on this it is ridiculous. About 1/4th of all google searches are for porn, 1 in 10 internet users admits to being adicted to internet porn, about 1/5th of all websites accessed are porn sites, and so on. Porn tops the use of the internet, do a quick search on the subject if you don't believe me.

As for porn being "right' or "wrong", I take no stand, however if porn is "wrong" then a fairly hefty chunk of the internet population is also "wrong". And since we are talking about a trojan which a affects internet users as a group, it is appropriate to categorize importance in terms of that group. For the group "internet users" porn is the most important thing, cutting their access to porn is worse than stealing their passwords.

*rattles off long string of feminist arguments to engender guilt*Why, women are more likely consumers of internet porn than men? Guilt that as a man I am less likely to consider internet porn an essential part of my life? I saw one study that said while 10% of internet users are classified as being addicted to internet porn, 17% of female internet users were classified as internet porn addicts.

Son, whats that passage from the koran doing on the screen?

Son, whats that passage from the koran doing on the screen?Gee Dad, I was trying to download the latest Paris Hilton having sex with whatever video and it just popped up. I have no idea how it happened, honest I wasn't doing anything wrong.

That's not a valid argument, since no one forces women to work in the pornographic industries. At any rate, it's stupid for feminism to barge in, since an equal amount of men work in the same industry.Neither point is necessarily true, but that discussion has already been done to death here.

Gee Dad, I was trying to download the latest Paris Hilton having sex with whatever video and it just popped up. I have no idea how it happened, honest I wasn't doing anything wrong. 'Tis judgement!

'Tis judgement!You are correct, I have absolutely no basis to support the idea that the latest Paris Hilton sex video does not involve a human. I should have but "whoever" in unless I know for a fact that it does not involve a human. I apologize to Paris Hilton and I also apologize to anyone who may have been offended by my previous post. I am also truely very sorry if Paris Hilton has not yet produced a sex video of herself having sex with a non-human and gets the idea to do so because of my previous post, I am really, really sorry about that.

A new trojan is making the rounds.
Speaking of Trojans, I'm walking out from school and there's a Trojan wrapper lying right on the sidewalk out in the open.
Geez, if you're gonna do it in school, hide the evidence. :fluffle:

Speaking of Trojans, I'm walking out from school and there's a Trojan wrapper lying right on the sidewalk out in the open.
Geez, if you're gonna do it in school, hide the evidence. :fluffle: What is a Trojan? I know what a virus is, but your comment's meaning eludes me…

What is a Trojan? I know what a virus is, but your comment's meaning eludes me…

Trojan is a well-known brand of condom in the US.

thats gold,

Thanks for the laugh drunk commies :D

OK, so an Arab computer virus quotes the Quran at you...

While an Israeli computer virus steals your credit card number...

Hmm...whom to condemn? :rolleyes:

Well DUH, the french of course.

so much for the English education system

Speaking of Trojans, I'm walking out from school and there's a Trojan wrapper lying right on the sidewalk out in the open.
Geez, if you're gonna do it in school, hide the evidence. :fluffle:You're absolutely right, the teachers should have more respect for what the students are trying to accomplish.

Wait, I am making a generalization and not sure about how you school dismisses, could it have a been a student who left the wrapper?

lmao...
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE SECOND SET OF CRUSADES AGAINST THEM! Instead of arriving through italy, ill just go to one of my favorite sites.

It's a Trojan file to begin with, so if you download it you deserve what you get. Besides, getting versed in the Qu'ran and getting logged off from porn sites is a lot more lenient than having your passwords stolen or your hard disk severely fucked up like usually happens when you download a Christian or Jewish Trojan file.

:D
thanks to this info i will shank the next jew i see with a pen

That's not a valid argument, since no one forces women to work in the pornographic industries. At any rate, it's stupid for feminism to barge in, since an equal amount of men work in the same industry.

FYI most women in the porn industry make three times as much as men

its ok you can all calm down now. for i have created a new trojan to counter attack them when ever they try to look at tha koran online a pop up of porn will occur

Gee Dad, I was trying to download the latest Paris Hilton having sex with whatever video and it just popped up. I have no idea how it happened, honest I wasn't doing anything wrong.

Dammit!! I didn't raise my boy on hardcore triple-X porn just so he can get all spiritual and bend over towards Mecca five times a day!! Now you close that damn Qu'ran webpage and start looking at these orgy DVDs I got! And if I ever catch you reading any Arab text that don't have pictures of a nekkid harem there will be Hell to pay!!