Klonor
08-09-2005, 06:00
"We are giving you a chance to surrender!"
"There's no way this bluff is going to work."
"Put a cork in it fast Eddy, there's positively no way they know we're out of ammo."
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"Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo. What are your terms?"
"Their what?"
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"Our what?"
"I can't believe this is actually working. See if you can get Lopez back, Sarge."
"Oh yeah, cause then he can fix the Warthog."
"Oh! Oh! Sarge, tell them we want the flag!"
"Yeah, and some cake!"
"Oooooooh. Wait, wait, Sarge...... just the cake."
"All right, blues. First off, we want your flag....."
"Wait, wait, wait just a second. The last time we got the flag the chick in the black armor showed up."
"....... to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back."
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"Uh-oh"
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"You may know him as Senor El Roboto."
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"Well, Church, what's it gonna be?"
"Now way, I'm not giving back my body! I just got this thing!"
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"And don't think you can keep his nuts.......... or bolts and other mechanical parts."
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"Uh........ he's not here anymore."
"Yeah, he left! He was all like 'Sayanara!' and then he just took off!"
"That's not Spanish, you idiot. That's French. Let's try this. Hey Reds! How about a medic? Would you take a medic as a hostage?"
"A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there."
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"Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me."
"I don't know, I think we can hold out for more."
"We don't have any bullets, dumbass."
"Oh, right. Take the medic. The medic's a good deal."
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"Hey Doc, how's the patient?"
"Doing well, he seems very alert and responsive."
"He's talking about Caboose, right?"
"No, I mean his toe, How's the toe I shot?"
"What, that thing? That fell off like half an hour ago."
"Rest in peace pinky toe! You shall be avenged!"
"Tell you what, go ahead and send me over. I really don't think I can be any more help."
"Okay, we're going to send over our medic. Now what do we get?"
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"You? You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!"
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"We've already got that! What else do you have?"
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"What do you want?"
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"How about if you admit that the red team sucks?"
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"What if we admit that one of us sucks?"
"Nice! Wait, you mean Donut, right?"
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"Okay then, we agree to the terms?"
"You first, and then we send over the medic."
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"Get on with it, Grif."
"(Loud groan) I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.........."
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"And..........."
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"And that I'm a girl.........."
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"What else..........."
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"And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."
"This may be the best surrender of all time."
"Okay, is that good enough?"
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"Yeah. All right, go ahead Doc."
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"Man, I really hope you're worth this."
"Can I ask you a question? Do they put something in the water here?"
"Water? We ran out of water six months ago."
"No water? Then what do you drink?"
"You know, ketchup, soy sauce, gravy, the usual."
"I only drink the blood of my enemies!............. and occassionally a strawberry Yoohoo."
"There's no way this bluff is going to work."
"Put a cork in it fast Eddy, there's positively no way they know we're out of ammo."
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"Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo. What are your terms?"
"Their what?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Our what?"
"I can't believe this is actually working. See if you can get Lopez back, Sarge."
"Oh yeah, cause then he can fix the Warthog."
"Oh! Oh! Sarge, tell them we want the flag!"
"Yeah, and some cake!"
"Oooooooh. Wait, wait, Sarge...... just the cake."
"All right, blues. First off, we want your flag....."
"Wait, wait, wait just a second. The last time we got the flag the chick in the black armor showed up."
"....... to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back."
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"Uh-oh"
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"You may know him as Senor El Roboto."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Well, Church, what's it gonna be?"
"Now way, I'm not giving back my body! I just got this thing!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"And don't think you can keep his nuts.......... or bolts and other mechanical parts."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Uh........ he's not here anymore."
"Yeah, he left! He was all like 'Sayanara!' and then he just took off!"
"That's not Spanish, you idiot. That's French. Let's try this. Hey Reds! How about a medic? Would you take a medic as a hostage?"
"A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there."
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"Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me."
"I don't know, I think we can hold out for more."
"We don't have any bullets, dumbass."
"Oh, right. Take the medic. The medic's a good deal."
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"Hey Doc, how's the patient?"
"Doing well, he seems very alert and responsive."
"He's talking about Caboose, right?"
"No, I mean his toe, How's the toe I shot?"
"What, that thing? That fell off like half an hour ago."
"Rest in peace pinky toe! You shall be avenged!"
"Tell you what, go ahead and send me over. I really don't think I can be any more help."
"Okay, we're going to send over our medic. Now what do we get?"
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"You? You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!"
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"We've already got that! What else do you have?"
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"What do you want?"
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"How about if you admit that the red team sucks?"
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"What if we admit that one of us sucks?"
"Nice! Wait, you mean Donut, right?"
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"Okay then, we agree to the terms?"
"You first, and then we send over the medic."
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"Get on with it, Grif."
"(Loud groan) I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.........."
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"And..........."
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"And that I'm a girl.........."
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"What else..........."
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"And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."
"This may be the best surrender of all time."
"Okay, is that good enough?"
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"Yeah. All right, go ahead Doc."
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"Man, I really hope you're worth this."
"Can I ask you a question? Do they put something in the water here?"
"Water? We ran out of water six months ago."
"No water? Then what do you drink?"
"You know, ketchup, soy sauce, gravy, the usual."
"I only drink the blood of my enemies!............. and occassionally a strawberry Yoohoo."