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Hello, I'd like to announce the formation of my new action group - the LGBT alliance. We are all familiar with BLTs (bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches), and some are familiar with LGBs (laser guided bombs)...

My group brings together the tasty goodness of BLTs with the military precision of the LGB - the plan is to have a fleet of A-10s strafing hungry people all over the world with Laser Guided Bacon Tomato sammiches, thereby helping with world hunger...

http://www.runway.cz/img/zbr/gbu24_4.jpg +
http://www.madmushroom.com/blt.jpg

If you are interested in joining or supporting the alliance, please post here ;)

:p

I'm just posting because I think you deserve someone to post here for taking the time and effort needed to come up with something that random.

YES! Feed the hungry with the bombs that would kill them otherwise!

I can see it now: little Ivan, an orphan boy wandering the streets of some unpronouncable Russian town, looks pleadingly up at passers by with eyes filled with misery. Oh, how hungry the boy is! He only needs some spare change to buy himself a sandwich!
Suddenly a small red dot appears on the downtrodden boy's forehead. With a whistling that could split your eardrums, a hefty footlong sandwich, filled to the brim with juicy tomatoes and crispy bacon, lands perfectly into the lap of the Russian lad. He is fed, and sends his thanks on to his saviours.

Mmmmm, I like this idea...I want someone to paint MY house with a LGBT...

haha!

I was recently thinking of actually having an LGBT alliance on NS and thought, "yay, someone else is organizing it so I don't have to do any work", but then I find this.

It's a good idea though... much like "Va-poo-rize"

But what about all the hungry Jews and Muslims out there who won't eat bacon? Can there be an alternative laser-guided pastrami option?

Of course, that causes problems for many hungry Hindus, who might have to request laser-guided lentils or something...

They can have the Tomato... i hate the things :gundge:

haha!

I was recently thinking of actually having an LGBT alliance on NS and thought, "yay, someone else is organizing it so I don't have to do any work", but then I find this.
Do it do it do it.

Just to annoy the fundies. They'll think we're organising to recruit or something.

Do it do it do it.

Just to annoy the fundies. They'll think we're organising to recruit or something.

Help me!

Help me!
How?

How?

OK I started a thread - http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9602772#post9602772

Help with ideas and stuff to get the ball rolling on this.

oh and sorry about the threadjack... we now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

But what about all the hungry Jews and Muslims out there who won't eat bacon? Can there be an alternative laser-guided pastrami option?

Of course, that causes problems for many hungry Hindus, who might have to request laser-guided lentils or something...
You can't actually hit a Jew with a food missile, as they all have +309 on their saving throw versus laser guided foods anyway.
Muslims don't really exist, as they are a phantom enemy conspiracy mega evil created by George W. Bush so that he could declare war on oil and then give massive amounts of money to other evil people who are involved in evil corporations of evil.
Finally, Hindus can't eat sandwiches because they, like cows, are sacred reincarnations of something or other that was important before it was dead (killing people, however, is acceptable, as people are just reincarnations of Gum that got stuck on people's shoes for too long).
So, I see no problems in this plan at all. Nope, none at all.

They can have the Tomato... i hate the things :gundge:
You needn't worry as BLT doesn't actually stand for Bacon Lettuce and Tomatoe, rather it stands for Bacon, Lettuce, and Thyroid (the gland).
However, some jerk decided that killing people and consuming parts of their brain for no real reason was, like, murder or something. As a result, everyone had to sanatize it and corrrupt the sandwich which everyone knew and loved by adding another thing that started with T, tomatoes.

You needn't worry as BLT doesn't actually stand for Bacon Lettuce and Tomatoe, rather it stands for Bacon, Lettuce, and Thyroid (the gland).
However, some jerk decided that killing people and consuming parts of their brain for no real reason was, like, murder or something. As a result, everyone had to sanatize it and corrrupt the sandwich which everyone knew and loved by adding another thing that started with T, tomatoes.

So THATS why I can't buy salted long-pig at the deli anymore, dammit.

You needn't worry as BLT doesn't actually stand for Bacon Lettuce and Tomatoe, rather it stands for Bacon, Lettuce, and Thyroid (the gland).
However, some jerk decided that killing people and consuming parts of their brain for no real reason was, like, murder or something. As a result, everyone had to sanatize it and corrrupt the sandwich which everyone knew and loved by adding another thing that started with T, tomatoes.

The thyroid is not a part of the brain.

We have our special Kosher wing now armed with LBPRs (Laser Guided Pastrami on Rye)...

http://www.kosherworld.com/images/logos/OK_Kosher_logo.jpg

...our techs are currently working on Air Burst soda dispensers...

http://www.ncrtec.org/images/diag/dm5.jpg

I submit for the aproval of the LGBT; the SCLM (Sub-Club Land Mine).

These are designed to feed the hungry right here at home and in other first-world nations. They are to be placed underneath the soft greenery of city parks, where the homeless are more or less likely to attempt to sleep or beg for change. When stepped upon, they explode and exhume hundreds of fully-stamped Sub-Way Sub-Club cards, to be redeemed at any participating venue.

Excellent idea!

That makes me think - maybe some Claymore mines full of M&M's? :p

I can't believe you people are letting this worthwhile cause slide back so many pages...you are a bunch of baconphobes!