NationStates Jolt Archive

well? you've seen the title so anwer the question.

I have so much information on that show floating around inside my head, that it's impossible to process it all down into a 'favourite episode'

I wouldnt be suprised if this gets moved to spam but I would have to say burns' casino, has the best 10mins of simpsons ever.

have to go with either the Garden of Eden one with the "porn bush" or the one where the school gets snowed in "quick, chew through my ballsack"

The softball episode. With the magic bat.

I wouldnt be suprised if this gets moved to spam but I would have to say burns' casino, has the best 10mins of simpsons ever.

Free masons run the country!

Homer and Smithers end up helping Mr. Burns escape to Cuba with a $1 billion bill. Cut to the presidential palace in Havana, Castro adresses his aides:

"Comrades, I have bad news. The country is bankrupt. We have no more money. We're going to have to abondon communism."
*aides moan and groan*
"I know, I know. But we all knew from day one this mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly. I'm going to call up Washington and tell them they won."
"But Presidente, America tried to kill you."
"What, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
*aide whispers in his ear*
"It's full of WHAT?"

I love the "Krusty Come Back Special", especially the guest artists.

Man in car driving off cliff: "I'll get you for this Midler!"

Also, most of the Halloween specials are pure gold.

Homer and Smithers end up helping Mr. Burns escape to Cuba with a $1 billion bill. Cut to the presidential palace in Havana, Castro adresses his aides:

"Comrades, I have bad news. The country is bankrupt. We have no more money. We're going to have to abondon communism."
*aides moan and groan*
"I know, I know. But we all knew from day one this mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly. I'm going to call up Washington and tell them they won."
"But Presidente, America tried to kill you."
"What, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
*aide whispers in his ear*
"It's full of WHAT?"

"Oh, come one. I think we can trust the President of Cuba!"
...
"Now, give it back"
"Give what back?"

Homer and Smithers end up helping Mr. Burns escape to Cuba with a $1 billion bill. Cut to the presidential palace in Havana, Castro adresses his aides:

"Comrades, I have bad news. The country is bankrupt. We have no more money. We're going to have to abondon communism."
*aides moan and groan*
"I know, I know. But we all knew from day one this mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly. I'm going to call up Washington and tell them they won."
"But Presidente, America tried to kill you."
"What, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
*aide whispers in his ear*
"It's full of WHAT?"

Umm.... actully it's $1 trillion dollars.

I love moleman's short film "man getting hit by a football". :p

Umm.... actully it's $1 trillion dollars.


D'OH!