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I'm an uncle!

Fass
07-09-2005, 03:10
My little niece was born just an hour or so ago! 2800g and 65 cm, ten fingers, ten toes! Bit of a difficult birth, but she made it, the little trouper. Her daddy sent me a few pics with his phone:

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/00075xbr

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/000764k0

Isn't she the cutest thing ever? Cigars for all!!! :D
The Nazz
07-09-2005, 03:13
Wow! I didn't even know you were a guy!

I kid. :D

Congrats. *takes a cigar*
Secluded Islands
07-09-2005, 03:13
awsome! thats great, im an uncle too. my sis has two girls and a son. look forward to the babysitting, that will be fun ;)
Dobbsworld
07-09-2005, 03:13
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, kids.

*puffs*

Congratz! Does she have a name, or - ?
Aerou
07-09-2005, 03:15
Adorable! Congrats! :)
Fass
07-09-2005, 03:16
Congratz! Does she have a name, or - ?

They're not quite a hundred yet, but I have it on good authority that they're gonna go with "Anastasia."
Fass
07-09-2005, 03:19
awsome! thats great, im an uncle too. my sis has two girls and a son. look forward to the babysitting, that will be fun ;)

This is my first niece, so this little bundle of joy is going to get so pampered! :)
Fass
07-09-2005, 03:20
Congrats. *takes a cigar*

Adorable! Congrats! :)

Thank you, both! Thank you all! :fluffle:
Colodia
07-09-2005, 03:22
Wow! I didn't even know you were a guy!

I kid. :D

Congrats. *takes a cigar*
Ditto, minus the kidding part.
Economic Associates
07-09-2005, 03:24
Congrats man.
Orangians
07-09-2005, 03:40
Congratulations. :) She's adorable. And virgo babies rule.
Kecibukia
07-09-2005, 03:43
Congrats.

You do realize that the main job of an Uncle is to purchase for your nieces/nephews the loudest, most obnoxious, battery draining toys that require assembly that you can, right?
Economic Associates
07-09-2005, 03:45
Hey quick question Fass. You ever read a modest proposal? wink wink nudge nudge
Thekalu
07-09-2005, 03:49
*lights blunt*
congratulations mate
Sdaeriji
07-09-2005, 03:49
Congratulations! If you'd like, you can smoke my special celebratory cigar. :D
Sick Dreams
07-09-2005, 03:56
Congrats! That kid is ADORABLE !!
~EDIT~ And thats a HUGE compliment, because if a baby isn't cute, I don't lie about it! :D
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:06
Hey quick question Fass. You ever read a modest proposal? wink wink nudge nudge

I don't follow. :confused:
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:07
Congratulations! If you'd like, you can smoke my special celebratory cigar. :D

Hah! One can never celebrate too much! ;)
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:08
Congrats! That kid is ADORABLE !!
~EDIT~ And thats a HUGE compliment, because if a baby isn't cute, I don't lie about it! :D

Of course she's adorable. She related to me - it runs in the family. And you wouldn't dare claim anything else! :p
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:10
Congrats.

You do realize that the main job of an Uncle is to purchase for your nieces/nephews the loudest, most obnoxious, battery draining toys that require assembly that you can, right?

Already ahead of you there. You should see the mobile I got her. It'll drive her parents crazy. :D
Economic Associates
07-09-2005, 04:13
I don't follow. :confused:

You've never read Swift's A modest proposal?
Katganistan
07-09-2005, 04:15
Congrats. :)
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:17
You've never read Swift's A modest proposal?

Oh, now I get it. We're not Irish. Our babies are not eaten. They grow big and strong so they can loot and pillage the Irish! :p
Markreich
07-09-2005, 04:25
Congrats!!
She's lovely.

http://www.shop-safely.com/products/img/cigaccess/cigar_humbox.jpg


...now, go buy a house and have a couple of your own so you'll become more centrist. ;)
JuNii
07-09-2005, 04:30
My little niece was born just an hour or so ago! 2800g and 65 cm, ten fingers, ten toes! Bit of a difficult birth, but she made it, the little trouper. Her daddy sent me a few pics with his phone:

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/00075xbr

http://pics.livejournal.com/quelconque/pic/000764k0

Isn't she the cutest thing ever? Cigars for all!!! :DFrom one Uncle to another...

Congrats! Don't forget, it's your duty to give her shoulder rides, and to support the Grandparents when they carry out their duty to spoil her rotten. :D
Serapindal
07-09-2005, 04:43
Oh yeah, and always try to remove any respect they have for their parents. That's great.

Anyways, yeah, who wants beer! Brandy? SAKE!?!?!!?!
Daistallia 2104
07-09-2005, 06:00
Congrats! :::takes another cigar:::
Vaitupu
07-09-2005, 18:51
Congrats Fass...cute kid too.
Sonaj
07-09-2005, 18:59
Congrats!

I´m a single, two child uncle... It´s a hard life :p
Glitziness
07-09-2005, 19:04
Congratulations :)
Drunk commies deleted
07-09-2005, 19:14
Congrats, Fass. Really cute baby niece.