Kedalfax
06-09-2005, 22:06
Welcome to the what the f--udge awards. This special edition will award acts related to Hurricane Katrina.
NOMINEES FOR THE KATRINA WTF AWARD ARE:
NEW ORLEANS(and its placement).
A city built underwater. Not uncommon in many parts of the world, and a very usefull way of getting more land. However, building such a system in a place hit regularly by hurricanes, it is not such a smart idea.
RESIDENTS OF NEW ORLEANS(not the ones who left)
Watch the news. Most of the people you hear about are the people who decided to stay durring the hurricane that was category FIVE. They were told to evacuate, and they didn't! And if that wasn't stupid enough, a few more idiots decide to SHOOT AT THE PEOPLE FIXING THE LEVIES! :mp5:
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
"FEMA does stuff domesticly, so let's merge it with DHS, and take away all the funding! That way, when the "Big One" that FEMA and others have been predicting for years hits, there will be insufficient funding! What a WONDERFUL idea!" We KNEW there would be a hurricane or other major storm that would hit this year. It happens EVERY YEAR! Sure, we didn't know it would be Cat.5 (perhaps we should rename it Kat. 5, in honor of Katrina :) ), but we knew it would happen.
GOVERNOR OF LOUISIANA
Let me get this straight. You have a Navy ship volunteering to help you out, providing water and other services to your citizens. and you REFUSE?! WHAT THE F--udge!
Vote please! If you have someone else to nominate, please say so!
NOMINEES FOR THE KATRINA WTF AWARD ARE:
NEW ORLEANS(and its placement).
A city built underwater. Not uncommon in many parts of the world, and a very usefull way of getting more land. However, building such a system in a place hit regularly by hurricanes, it is not such a smart idea.
RESIDENTS OF NEW ORLEANS(not the ones who left)
Watch the news. Most of the people you hear about are the people who decided to stay durring the hurricane that was category FIVE. They were told to evacuate, and they didn't! And if that wasn't stupid enough, a few more idiots decide to SHOOT AT THE PEOPLE FIXING THE LEVIES! :mp5:
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
"FEMA does stuff domesticly, so let's merge it with DHS, and take away all the funding! That way, when the "Big One" that FEMA and others have been predicting for years hits, there will be insufficient funding! What a WONDERFUL idea!" We KNEW there would be a hurricane or other major storm that would hit this year. It happens EVERY YEAR! Sure, we didn't know it would be Cat.5 (perhaps we should rename it Kat. 5, in honor of Katrina :) ), but we knew it would happen.
GOVERNOR OF LOUISIANA
Let me get this straight. You have a Navy ship volunteering to help you out, providing water and other services to your citizens. and you REFUSE?! WHAT THE F--udge!
Vote please! If you have someone else to nominate, please say so!