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The most unlikely NS couples

The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 09:57
I was wondering, who do you all think would be the least likely couple on NS in real life (all in good fun, of course :) )?

Me, I don't know yet, because i only came up with this thread a few moments ago.
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 10:01
Me and Fass
Grayshness
06-09-2005, 10:05
me and yeru
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:06
Me and Fass
But i was going to say that.
Fine me and Euroslavia *pouts*
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:07
me and yeru
Yeru and I
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:08
Me & Bitchkitten, it seems. :(

*weeps uncontrollably*
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:12
Me & Bitchkitten, it seems. :(

*weeps uncontrollably*
She isnt on NS so that dosent count.
Rotovia-
06-09-2005, 10:13
*pulls up a chair for some good times*
Pure Perfection
06-09-2005, 10:14
I've never personally talked to him, but that Potaria and I, boy, anyone say spousal abuse?
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:15
She isnt on NS so that dosent count.
I have her phone number. :p

Last i heard, she didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill a few months ago, and just recently, i've been unable to call her, so i'm assuming she lost the phone as well.

:(
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:18
I have her phone number. :p

Last i heard, she didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill a few months ago, and just recently, i've been unable to call her, so i'm assuming she lost the phone as well.

:(
Sucks man did it have something to do with her Mom?
New Fuglies
06-09-2005, 10:22
Me and anyone from NS. :p
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:25
*pulls up a chair for some good times*
You and me Babe! ;)
Rotovia-
06-09-2005, 10:25
Me and anyone from NS. :p
Who are you.... :confused:
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:25
Sucks man did it have something to do with her Mom?
I dunno, but probably.

Anyhoo, once i'm on social security benefits, I'm thinking of either driving or flying down there to meet her personally late this winter.
Swimmingpool
06-09-2005, 10:28
Me and Melkor Unchained! United only by a love for the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, we agree on almost nothing else!

I've never personally talked to him, but that Potaria and I, boy, anyone say spousal abuse?
Yeah, I've never seen you before, but you and Potaria seem to be on polar opposite ends of the political spectrum.
La Habana Cuba
06-09-2005, 10:29
La Habana Cuba and Sinuhue.

I do miss Sinuhue, Sinuhue was my political arch rival.

I posted a nice goodbye post on Sinuhue's thread wishing Sinuhue well, and I got back the same response.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:30
I dunno, but probably.

Anyhoo, once i'm on social security benefits, I'm thinking of either driving or flying down there to meet her personally late this winter.
So you know where she lives?
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:33
So you know where she lives?
Yes, but i'm not telling you where in Oklahoma she is! She's MINE, ya hear!? ;) :fluffle: :D
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:35
Yes, but i'm not telling you where in Oklahoma she is! She's MINE, ya hear!? ;) :fluffle: :D
Hey she gave me Votes for most respected NSER Foo!
I know/knew she is in OKL
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:38
Hey she gave me Votes for most respected NSER Foo!
I know/knew she is in OKL
I know.

Really? Where do you remember she lives? TG me the answer on the mobra forum. :)
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:40
I know.

Really? Where do you remember she lives? TG me the answer on the mobra forum. :)
Nah i ll just say it here i dont know they exact place though i knew it was there but in saying that i think she posted it onetime.
Bison-Is it a place?
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:41
I might get on in a couple of Hours ive got some stuff to do.
New Fuglies
06-09-2005, 10:41
Who are you.... :confused:

Exactly my point. ;)
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 10:43
Nah i ll just say it here i dont know they exact place though i knew it was there but in saying that i think she posted it onetime.
Bison-Is it a place?
Whew! My secret is safe--for now, anyway. ;) :D
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:44
Whew! My secret is safe--for now, anyway. ;) :D
er its ok i think she threatened to kill me anyways...
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:45
TInk and I.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 10:52
Sanctaphrax and I
Cabra West
06-09-2005, 10:59
Pity... the "me and anybody else" option is already taken.
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 11:16
Pity... the "me and anybody else" option is already taken.
So? that shouldn't stop you from using it again. ;) :)
Cabra West
06-09-2005, 11:25
Me and anybody else, then ;)
New Fuglies
06-09-2005, 11:26
Me and anybody else, then ;)

Watch out for Rotovia. :eek:
Kanabia
06-09-2005, 11:26
Pity... the "me and anybody else" option is already taken.

That doesn't really work. If everyone on NS is equally unlikely to be in a relationship with you...then everyone must also be equally likely as well. :p
Cabra West
06-09-2005, 11:29
That doesn't really work. If everyone on NS is equally unlikely to be in a relationship with you...then everyone must also be equally likely as well. :p

Not quite true. It's not 50:50, the probability approaches zero. Therefore, while the probability is the same for all and everybody, it's still not likely.
Jordaxia
06-09-2005, 11:30
I'd say me and Kanabia, but then I seen it said "least likely couples" :P

I don't know why I said that. I'd say me and Neo Rogolia :D

*though I haven't seen her for a few days... still around, aye?*
Kanabia
06-09-2005, 11:31
Not quite true. It's not 50:50, the probability approaches zero. Therefore, while the probability is the same for all and everybody, it's still not likely.

Pssh, logical pessimism...everyone is still equally likely. Isn't that a plus? hehehe :p
Kanabia
06-09-2005, 11:32
I'd say me and Kanabia, but then I seen it said "least likely couples" :P

:eek:
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 11:42
me and tink....... oh wait, we're e-married! nevermind then :D ;)


whether or not it counts i still got to rub it in :p
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 11:48
me and tink....... oh wait, we're e-married! nevermind then :D ;)


whether or not it counts i still got to rub it in :p
yeah, cause you're too much of an idiot! :(
The Plutonian Empire
06-09-2005, 11:59
yeah, cause you're too much of an idiot! :(
Maybe PM deserves a spanking? ;) (no, no sexual innuendo there)
Keruvalia
06-09-2005, 11:59
HerPower and Jesussaves.
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 12:03
yeah, cause you're too much of an idiot! :(
aw don't go there :(


but you can spank me if it helps ;) :D
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 12:09
aw don't go there :(


but you can spank me if it helps ;) :D
well i'm sorry but it has to be said!


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
06-09-2005, 12:12
Watch out for Rotovia. :eek:

Why?
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:16
yeah, cause you're too much of an idiot! :(
:confused:
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 12:17
:confused:
he had his chance to make a move and he didn't
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:24
he had his chance to make a move and he didn't
Yeah what a fool!
Why didnt you?
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 12:25
Yeah what a fool!
Why didnt you?
i don't think he was actually interested, he didn't come across as though he was
Kanabia
06-09-2005, 12:27
i don't think he was actually interested, he didn't come across as though he was

My bet is he's just shy. :p
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:32
My bet is he's just shy. :p
Seconded.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:33
i don't think he was actually interested, he didn't come across as though he was
Maybe thats because you didnt come across as if you were.
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 12:34
Maybe thats because you didnt come across as if you were.I probably did, I flirt with everyone without realising i do it! and you know we're talking about him like he isn't here, it's quite rude....
Refused Party Program
06-09-2005, 12:35
Can we move this conversation to MSN, kids?

Most unlikely couple = Fass and Whittier. :D
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:39
I probably did, I flirt with everyone without realising i do it! and you know we're talking about him like he isn't here, it's quite rude....
Im talking about you.
i think PM did everything Gentlemanly. :rolleyes:
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 12:39
Can we move this conversation to MSN, kids?

Most unlikely couple = Fass and Whittier. :D
Whats MSN?
Kanabia
06-09-2005, 12:43
Can we move this conversation to MSN, kids?

No. :p
Eutrusca
06-09-2005, 12:51
[ can't believe I'm actually saying this ]

Eutrusca and Stephistan [ goes into catalepsy and has convulsions ]
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 12:59
My bet is he's just shy. :p
bingo!Maybe thats because you didnt come across as if you were.
well you didn't exactly say much at all, lets be honest...
so i detected very little in the way of flirting...


and yes perhaps this isn't the best place to discuss this shit... we'll be moved to spam or chat next :eek:
Kellarly
06-09-2005, 13:07
Are you two talking about the manchester meet?

Caus if so, thats the worst example of flirting i have seen since the last 'Average Joe: Adam returns' was on this morning :p :D ;)
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 13:08
bingo!
well you didn't exactly say much at all, lets be honest...
so i detected very little in the way of flirting...


and yes perhaps this isn't the best place to discuss this shit... we'll be moved to spam or chat next :eek:
well i was shy too! meeting random men in an old public toilet kinda makes me a little bit nervous!!
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 13:30
well i was shy too! meeting random men in an old public toilet kinda makes me a little bit nervous!!
well don't blame (it all) on me then :rolleyes:
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 13:33
well don't blame (it all) on me then :rolleyes:
well fine then, we're both idiots
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 13:46
well fine then, we're both idiots
thats more like it :p
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
06-09-2005, 14:03
Me and Jesussaves
Teh_pantless_hero
06-09-2005, 14:08
Me and Legless Pirates would be the perfect couple.

He has no legs, I have no pants.
He is a pirate, I am a hero.

It is a match made in City of Heroes (tm).

Which could all technically make it the most unlikely match ever.
Findecano Calaelen
06-09-2005, 14:17
me and monkeypimp
me and peech
Swilatia
06-09-2005, 14:19
Me and Laerod
Monkeypimp
06-09-2005, 14:23
me and monkeypimp



Sounds like a wager to me..
Carnivorous Lickers
06-09-2005, 14:52
Most unlikely? Me and nearly everyone on NS.
Legless Pirates
06-09-2005, 14:57
Most unlikely? Me and nearly everyone on NS.
All at once? Brave man
Aerou
06-09-2005, 15:05
Spaam and I

Causssseeee.....yea.
Findecano Calaelen
06-09-2005, 15:25
Sounds like a wager to me..
a few beers and we maybe all over each other but I dont see us lasting your to sensitive :p
Monkeypimp
06-09-2005, 15:38
a few beers and we maybe all over each other but I dont see us lasting your to sensitive :p


Who are you, Tucker Max?


Well my last gf dumped me for being an asshole anyway.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-09-2005, 15:51
All at once? Brave man


I'd have to weed a few out first, right?
Haken Rider
06-09-2005, 16:25
Me and an original Eutruscan granddaughter. http://www.swarf.net/public_html/release/non-cgi/emoticons/tear.gif
Laerod
06-09-2005, 16:41
Me and LaerodHah! :D
Charlen
06-09-2005, 16:45
I don't know any specific names, but anyone who's very conservative would probably despise me xp
Stephistan
06-09-2005, 16:52
[ can't believe I'm actually saying this ]

Eutrusca and Stephistan [ goes into catalepsy and has convulsions ]

Haha, funny thing, I was going through the thread to see if anyone had mentioned it, because I was going to, but apparently you beat me to the punch!

I agree 100%, we'd end up killing each other, although I might win cause I'm younger (better looking) and I'm not disabled..lol :D ( all in fun, all in fun, don't get your panties in a bunch now..)
Monkeypimp
06-09-2005, 17:11
Haha, funny thing, I was going through the thread to see if anyone had mentioned it, because I was going to, but apparently you beat me to the punch!

I agree 100%, we'd end up killing each other, although I might win cause I'm younger (better looking) and I'm not disabled..lol :D ( all in fun, all in fun, don't get your panties in a bunch now..)

You do have a thing for balding men, though...
Legless Pirates
06-09-2005, 17:12
Haha, funny thing, I was going through the thread to see if anyone had mentioned it, because I was going to, but apparently you beat me to the punch!

I agree 100%, we'd end up killing each other, although I might win cause I'm younger (better looking) and I'm not disabled..lol :D ( all in fun, all in fun, don't get your panties in a bunch now..)
That's one thing you have in common :eek: :p
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 17:14
Me and Joey Lawrence. God I hate that guy.
Laerod
06-09-2005, 17:15
Fass and Mesatecala.
Legless Pirates
06-09-2005, 17:19
Myrth and Japaica
Jocabia
06-09-2005, 17:21
Fass and Mesatecala.
Neo Regolia and Mesatecala
Eh-oh
06-09-2005, 17:23
the most unlikely would be Jocabia and Sinuhue..... or maybe not.....
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 17:23
For all you old school NSers:

Neutered Sputniks and Beeker

Marathon and Philandrea
Jocabia
06-09-2005, 17:25
the most unlikely would be Jocabia and Sinuhue..... or maybe not.....

She and I have a mutual respect for each other. We would probably get along fine. The only thing would be that I'm religious and she's, um, kind of anti-religious.
Sonaj
06-09-2005, 17:26
Me and anyone.
Eh-oh
06-09-2005, 17:26
She and I have a mutual respect for each other. We would probably get along fine. The only thing would be that I'm religious and she's, um, kind of anti-religious.

ah right... ;)
Laerod
06-09-2005, 17:26
Neo Regolia and MesatecalaWell, I picked according to gender preferences, so I didn't consider pairing myself with Mesa.
Kryozerkia
06-09-2005, 17:31
Uhm... I really don't know...
Jocabia
06-09-2005, 17:39
Well, I picked according to gender preferences, so I didn't consider pairing myself with Mesa.

Gender preference... BAH, it's a choice! (that's a joke, folks. It's funny in a Mesatecala context)
JuNii
06-09-2005, 17:43
I would have to say, me and...

The Cat Tribe.
Nothing wrong with her in My opinion, but it's just that she tends to be more on the logical side, while I like the silliness and illogical. so I can see being friends, but not a couple.

Lyric
Tends to get angry frequently, let's her emotions run away, nothing wrong with that on a time to time basis, but by the look at her posts it tends to happen a little too often for my tastes, tho I am going by her posts...
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 17:46
I would have to say, me and...

The Cat Tribe.
Nothing wrong with her in My opinion, but it's just that she tends to be more on the logical side, while I like the silliness and illogical. so I can see being friends, but not a couple.

I'm pretty sure she's a he.
Jocabia
06-09-2005, 17:56
I'm pretty sure she's a he.

The Cat-Tribe is definitely a he.
I Still Like Oranges
06-09-2005, 17:57
me and that I Still Like Oranges
he is way too cool and sexy and funny for me ;)
Legless Pirates
06-09-2005, 18:00
me and that I Still Like Oranges
he is way too cool and sexy and funny for me ;)
Dude. You guys are a couple every night. And sometimes in the morning as well :eek:
Jocabia
06-09-2005, 18:02
Dude. You guys are a couple every night. And sometimes in the morning as well :eek:

Not last night. He had a headache.
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:05
Me and Fass
Most unlikely couple = Fass and Whittier. :D
Fass and Mesatecala.

While all excellent predictions, I must say that compared to the chances of me ending up with those others, Tink and I would actually stand a chance! :D
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 19:11
While all excellent predictions, I must say that compared to the chances of me ending up with those others, Tink and would actually stand a chance! :D
lucky me :rolleyes:


I guess we'd always have the Eurovision to bring us together and that cute guy from whatever the hell country it was
Neo Rogolia
06-09-2005, 19:11
Fass and I most likely.
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:15
lucky me :rolleyes:

I should think so. You and I may have our little moments of teasing each other, but your are not even in the same ballpark as those two. I don't dislike you at all, for one.

I guess we'd always have the Eurovision to bring us together and that cute guy from whatever the hell country it was

Yeah, that was a nice thread. We can always both lament the UK never getting the place they deserve.
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 19:18
I should think so. You and I may have our little moments of teasing each other, but your are not even in the same ballpark as those two. I don't dislike you at all, for one.



Yeah, that was a nice thread. We can always both lament the UK never getting the place they deserve.
you don't dislike me? wow, i thought you did, yay!



yeah, dammit, and lets not forget Bosnia Herzogivina, I have their song saved on my pc :cool:
Jordaxia
06-09-2005, 19:20
you don't dislike me? wow, i thought you did, yay!



He's clearly fibbing. Fass is like a swedish version of the janitor from Scrubs... except much meaner.
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 19:22
He's clearly fibbing. Fass is like a swedish version of the janitor from Scrubs... except much meaner.
:eek: you can get meaner than that?!
Muntoo
06-09-2005, 19:24
I think Sinuhue and B0zzy would be a match made in hell...
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:25
you don't dislike me? wow, i thought you did, yay!

Of course I don't dislike you. You're a decent person. There is no reason to dislike you. I just tease you a bit 'cause I know you can take it. :fluffle:

yeah, dammit, and lets not forget Bosnia Herzogivina, I have their song saved on my pc :cool:

"I used to think that we could never make it.
That million hearts could never beat as one,
But now, a miracle is not so hard to find."

At least you have it saved. I don't, and I can still remember the melody. *>_<*
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:26
He's clearly fibbing. Fass is like a swedish version of the janitor from Scrubs... except much meaner.

Quiet, you!

/Mental note: Make Jordaxia pay for being insolent.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 19:27
me and that I Still Like Oranges
he is way too cool and sexy and funny for me ;)
I think ive got a chance with you. ;)
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 19:28
well i was shy too! meeting random men in an old public toilet kinda makes me a little bit nervous!!
Exacrraey!
FairyTInkArisen
06-09-2005, 19:28
Of course I don't dislike you. You're a decent person. There is no reason to dislike you. I just tease you a bit 'cause I know you can take it. :fluffle: how do you know i don't cry myself to sleep every night over it? :p


"I used to think that we could never make it.
That million hearts could never beat as one,
But now, a miracle is not so hard to find."

At least you have it saved. I don't, and I can still remember the melody. *>_<*
haha, I'm gonna listen to it now, it can be our song :p
San Texario
06-09-2005, 19:30
Me and Haken Rider. But I can still dream.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 19:34
He's clearly fibbing. Fass is like a swedish version of the janitor from Scrubs... except much meaner.
Thats only an insult if your as dumb as JD.
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:34
how do you know i don't cry myself to sleep every night over it? :p

Honey, that would be too sad for anyone to take anything I say here so close to heart. Not to mention that I've seen you handle worse things from not so nice people.

haha, I'm gonna listen to it now, it can be our song :p

It's only fitting.
Neo Rogolia
06-09-2005, 19:34
Neo Regolia and Mesatecala


No...just.....no....
Pure Metal
06-09-2005, 19:35
Ariddia and Alien Born... they're both intelligent enough to remain civil, but they'd debate each other to death and harbour such a resentment of each other it'd end in tears... or worse :eek:
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 19:36
I'd like to arrange a meeting with Neo Rogolia and Lyric at the same time, because I cannot possibly believe that they are both as angry in real life as they show themselves on this forum. I get the feeling that they're actually really nice people who just use this forum to get their rage out.
Harlesburg
06-09-2005, 19:38
well fine then, we're both idiots
It what ive been saying all along.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-09-2005, 19:42
Of course I don't dislike you. You're a decent person. There is no reason to dislike you. I just tease you a bit 'cause I know you can take it. :fluffle:




Its me that Fass truly loathes...
Neo Rogolia
06-09-2005, 19:45
I'd like to arrange a meeting with Neo Rogolia and Lyric at the same time, because I cannot possibly believe that they are both as angry in real life as they show themselves on this forum. I get the feeling that they're actually really nice people who just use this forum to get their rage out.

I'm pretty sure she....well, he after what he said today.....would kill me on the first day :D
Fass
06-09-2005, 19:50
Its me that Fass truly loathes...

No I don't. There are only two or three of the regular persons on this forum I can say I truly dislike and whose view of the world I despise with every fibre of my being. You're not one of them. I don't even know why I would dislike you, much less "loathe" you.

Here, have a fluffle: :fluffle:
Carnivorous Lickers
06-09-2005, 19:53
No I don't. There are only two or three of the regular persons on this forum I can say I truly dislike and whose view of the world I despise with every fibre of my being. You're not one of them. I don't even know why I would dislike you, much less "loathe" you.

Here, have a fluffle: :fluffle:


I would have figured I'd be catagorized with the "irregular" persons on this forum.
I'll have to say thanks-you've made me smile. :)
Fass
06-09-2005, 20:03
I would have figured I'd be catagorized with the "irregular" persons on this forum.
I'll have to say thanks-you've made me smile. :)

Even I can spread a little sunshine around! :)
JuNii
06-09-2005, 20:25
I'm pretty sure she's a he.oh... well then definately it won't pass the 'Friend' stage :D
Carnivorous Lickers
06-09-2005, 20:34
Even I can spread a little sunshine around! :)


Like the Candyman!!
The Tribes Of Longton
06-09-2005, 20:39
Like the Candyman!!
Or God.

*gets the conspiracy theorists going over the whole candyman=god debate*
Ifreann
06-09-2005, 20:49
Me and the next person to post(lets hope this doesnt kill the thread)
Optima Justitia
06-09-2005, 20:50
Socialist Autonomia and Imperial Dark Rome aka the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh ^_^ (see http://www.iol.ie/~roto/nspolc2.jpg).

Edit: I didn't see Ifreann's post before posting this ...
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 22:59
I'm pretty sure she....well, he after what he said today.....would kill me on the first day :D

She's a he? I thought she was a she. Hmm. I'd still like to meet you two together.
Fass
06-09-2005, 23:16
She's a he? I thought she was a she. Hmm. I'd still like to meet you two together.

Lyric is a she. She used to be a biological he. Now she's fully a she.
Yupaenu
06-09-2005, 23:19
:p me and pretty much anyone else here
Euroslavia
06-09-2005, 23:21
But i was going to say that.
Fine me and Euroslavia *pouts*

Meh? o_O
Sarzonia
06-09-2005, 23:25
Me and anyone.
Santa Barbara
06-09-2005, 23:34
Actually, it's statistically likely that I've already bedded most of you and you just aren't aware of it. (Psychological trauma may involve memory repression.)
The Black Forrest
06-09-2005, 23:38
Actually, it's statistically likely that I've already bedded most of you and you just aren't aware of it. (Psychological trauma may involve memory repression.)

:eek:

And I thought it was daddy.

Sicko! ;)
Czardas
06-09-2005, 23:40
Me and any male. It would not work out because I happen to be heterosexual.

Me and Neo Rogolia. Fairly obvious. Militant anarcho-socialist atheist vs. militant fundamentalist conservative Christian. Nuh-uh.

Me and FairyTInkArisen. Also fairly obvious. I always resented the cult thingy (especially the fact that there wasn't one around me).

Me and Sinuhue. Just doesn't make any sense.

Me and Hyperslackovicznia. Anyone who remembers those days would make it seem too obvious that our egos would come into vast international conflict.

Me and... well let's just go the whole way and say me and anyone. I just don't work out in relationships. ;)
Sdaeriji
07-09-2005, 00:56
Lyric is a she. She used to be a biological he. Now she's fully a she.

Ah. I still think it would be an...interesting...conversation, to say the least.
Armandian Cheese
07-09-2005, 01:18
Me and Tink. I'm a vigilant anti-sexual/anti-lover, and she's (apparently) incredibly flirtatious.

Or, me and Fass. From what I read, a very active homosexual (who once told me everyone should enjoy gay porn) with a fire breathing anti-sexual/anti-lover...not going to work.

Me and Eutrusca...Sorry, but I'm not much too fond of old men.

Me and Skapedroe...Yeah, a devoutly religious neo-con and a atheistic crazed anti-Bushite. We'd eat each other alive.
Fass
07-09-2005, 01:54
Or, me and Fass. From what I read, a very active homosexual

http://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gifhttp://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gifhttp://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gif
Armandian Cheese
07-09-2005, 02:08
http://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gifhttp://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gifhttp://www.spacespider.net/emo/happy051.gif
What's so funny? From your commentary, it seemed like you be gettin' all da dudes...
Vittos Ordination
07-09-2005, 02:10
The answer is quite obviously Melkor and Tink.
Fass
07-09-2005, 02:14
What's so funny? From your commentary, it seemed like you be gettin' all da dudes...

... and all those dudes be gettin' me, but that's not the point. I found the wording "very active homosexual" to be hilarious. Like I'm an inactive homosexual while I'm not fucking/being fucked, or something. It's just a very, very odd and funny way of putting it.
Derscon
07-09-2005, 02:20
Me and .

I don't do the online dating thing. :D

Has anyone [i]hooked up over Nationstates? I know Allanea and Rejistania have.
Euroslavia
07-09-2005, 02:25
The answer is quite obviously Melkor and Tink.

No no, Myrth and Tink. I remember that period of time where Tink adored him. :fluffle:


OMGZ< I FLUFFLED!!11
Vittos Ordination
07-09-2005, 02:31
... and all those dudes be gettin' me, but that's not the point. I found the wording "very active homosexual" to be hilarious. Like I'm an inactive homosexual while I'm not fucking/being fucked, or something. It's just a very, very odd and funny way of putting it.

I believe is was AC who had the asexual thread, so I think he actually thinks you can turn off your sexuality.
Unabashed Greed
07-09-2005, 02:36
Myself and any of the following...

Corneliu
Neo Rogolia
Catholic Paternia
Stinky Head Cheese (BTW head cheese doesn't really have an odor, nor is it really "cheese")
Mescatalia

and on and on, any of the vocal minority of conservative/religio-fascist jerk-offs on this forum really...

Not to get personal... honest.
Fass
07-09-2005, 02:38
I believe is was AC who had the asexual thread, so I think he actually thinks you can turn off your sexuality.

Oh, I remember that. Some weird shit, right there.
Findecano Calaelen
07-09-2005, 02:58
Me and .

I don't do the online dating thing. :D

Has anyone [i]hooked up over Nationstates? I know Allanea and Rejistania have.
yes. Roan and Big Jim are now married


Hail Satan
Carnivorous Lickers
07-09-2005, 02:59
Actually, it's statistically likely that I've already bedded most of you and you just aren't aware of it. (Psychological trauma may involve memory repression.)


This may be a good time to knock a few rocks outta your crack pipe.
Armandian Cheese
07-09-2005, 03:10
I believe is was AC who had the asexual thread, so I think he actually thinks you can turn off your sexuality.
Well, I believe one can, through strenuos long term effort, modifying one's sexuality. I haven't yet succeeded myself (as my brief stint as a heterosexual showed), but I shall prevail!

And I meant "active homosexual" as in sexually active.
The Plutonian Empire
07-09-2005, 04:02
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.

Me and ANY girl from NS.
Vittos Ordination
07-09-2005, 04:08
Me and anybody who says "Me and anybody from NS."
Colodia
07-09-2005, 04:09
Me and anyone over 18 from NS.

It's not even legal in the state of California! :eek:
Sdaeriji
07-09-2005, 04:09
Me and anybody who says "Me and anybody from NS."

Hah! You win this thread.
Santa Barbara
07-09-2005, 04:10
This may be a good time to knock a few rocks outta your crack pipe.

Why now more than two hours from now?
Vittos Ordination
07-09-2005, 04:13
Hah! You win this thread.

Hooray, I am a better man than all of you!
Fass
07-09-2005, 04:14
Me and anybody who says "Me and anybody from NS."

That was sort of implied.
Sdaeriji
07-09-2005, 04:15
Hooray, I am a better man than all of you!

Well, except for me. I'm the one who gives out the awards.
Vittos Ordination
07-09-2005, 04:16
Well, except for me. I'm the one who gives out the awards.

Well I give you the award for "Greatest NS Award Giver."
Sarzonia
07-09-2005, 08:11
Well I give you the award for "Greatest NS Award Giver."No, he's just the Greatest. Period.
FairyTInkArisen
07-09-2005, 09:57
Me and Tink. I'm a vigilant anti-sexual/anti-lover, and she's (apparently) incredibly flirtatious.


you've got me all wrong *flutters eyelashes strokes your arm, tosses hair*
FairyTInkArisen
07-09-2005, 09:58
The answer is quite obviously Melkor and Tink.
:eek: noooooooes! my dreams are crushed!


and out of curiosity, why? we get on quite well as a matter of fact
FairyTInkArisen
07-09-2005, 10:01
No no, Myrth and Tink. I remember that period of time where Tink adored him. :fluffle:


OMGZ< I FLUFFLED!!11
i still loves my Myrthy baby! and he still loves me, at least that's what he told me last night before we :fluffle:
Harlesburg
07-09-2005, 19:23
Me and Harslburg
I Still Like Oranges
07-09-2005, 22:01
Me and Harslburg

hey, i made that joke, HE STOLE MY JOKE
damn you Harlseburg

I think ive got a chance with you. ;)

not now you've stolen my joke :p

me and that I Still Like Oranges
he is way too cool and sexy and funny for me ;)

^ the original joke that harlseburg stole

did i mention he stole my joke? :D :D :D
I Still Like Oranges
07-09-2005, 22:08
just so ye know, i did understand that there is a Harlsburg and a Harlesburg

i just like over reacting :D :D :D
Random Kingdom
07-09-2005, 22:21
:mp5: and :fluffle: :p
B0zzy
07-09-2005, 22:22
I think Sinuhue and B0zzy would be a match made in hell...
I like Sinuhue. Except pronouncing it. Reminds me of Dr. Hfuhruhurr (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085894/) ...
Eutrusca
07-09-2005, 23:43
Me and an original Eutruscan granddaughter. http://www.swarf.net/public_html/release/non-cgi/emoticons/tear.gif
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
Eutrusca
07-09-2005, 23:49
Even I can spread a little sunshine around! :)
:eek: [ faints ] **THUD**
Eutrusca
07-09-2005, 23:55
Me and Eutrusca...Sorry, but I'm not much too fond of old men.
:eek: :mad: :headbang: :mp5:
Neo Kervoskia
08-09-2005, 00:12
Colodia and Melkor
Me and Armandian Cheese
TInk and Neo Rogolia
Jesussaves and Fass
Me and my left hand ;)
-Verbatim-
08-09-2005, 00:14
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
OMG, this post contains only smileys! THAT'S SPAM! :eek:
-Verbatim-
08-09-2005, 00:15
:eek: :mad: :headbang: :mp5:
AHHHH! ANOTHER ONE! THIS THREAD IS SPAM!
Sarzonia
08-09-2005, 00:17
Me and any female wouldn't work because I'm a gay man.

And me and anyone under 18. Sorry, you've got be an adult.
Jenrak
08-09-2005, 00:22
Me, Myself and Irene.
Armandian Cheese
08-09-2005, 01:39
you've got me all wrong *flutters eyelashes strokes your arm, tosses hair*
Hahahaha! You wouldn't be saying that if you saw my photo! ;) Let's just say I make children flee in horror...
Armandian Cheese
08-09-2005, 01:41
:eek: :mad: :headbang: :mp5:
Nothing against old men, but being young, asexual, and male...
Harlesburg
08-09-2005, 06:29
hey, i made that joke, HE STOLE MY JOKE
damn you Harlseburg



not now you've stolen my joke :p



^ the original joke that harlseburg stole

did i mention he stole my joke? :D :D :D
Actually there is a nation called Harlsburg as well as Harlesburg and Harlsberg however i made a Typo!
As far as i know there is no Harslburg.

EDIT:Oh i see your next post rectifys your comments Drat.
Big Jim P
08-09-2005, 07:46
yes. Roan and Big Jim are now married


Hail Satan

I had heard that SilverCities and Hans are/were engaged. Me and Roan just beat them to getting married.
Kanabia
08-09-2005, 07:52
OMG, this post contains only smileys! THAT'S SPAM! :eek:

LOL! *gives you a cookie*
Zwange
08-09-2005, 07:54
I love you all, you magnificant bastards! :D




Okay, that was a lie. :p
Big Jim P
08-09-2005, 07:54
Old school:

Beeks and Parratoga.
Sephrioth
08-09-2005, 13:51
sephy and erm idu
Legless Pirates
08-09-2005, 13:53
I love you all, you magnificant bastards! :D




Okay, that was a lie. :p
What? We aren't magnificent?
Laerod
08-09-2005, 13:56
What? We aren't magnificent?No, not all of us were born outside of marriages. That's what he means... :p
Legless Pirates
08-09-2005, 13:57
No, not all of us were born outside of marriages. That's what he means... :p
He? :confused:


:p
Laerod
08-09-2005, 13:59
He? :confused:


:pHaven't talked to Zwange in any threads where that gets revealed, so sue me :D
SimNewtonia
08-09-2005, 14:00
Me and anybody on this site. Almost certain not to happen.
Hemingsoft
08-09-2005, 14:03
Anyone and myself: I'm quite cranky.
-Verbatim-
08-09-2005, 21:41
I love you all, you magnificant bastards! :D

Woo-hoo!
-Verbatim-
08-09-2005, 21:42
Haven't talked to Zwange in any threads where that gets revealed, so sue me :D
Get 'im, Skoffin!
Haken Rider
08-09-2005, 22:07
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
Finaly, I was beginning to lose hope. :)

What happened to my perfectly good crying emoticon :confused:

http://www.swarf.net/public_html/release/non-cgi/emoticons/tear.gif

Well, that's weird. :p
Euroslavia
08-09-2005, 23:10
Myself and any of the following...

Corneliu
Neo Rogolia
Catholic Paternia
Stinky Head Cheese (BTW head cheese doesn't really have an odor, nor is it really "cheese")
Mescatalia

and on and on, any of the vocal minority of conservative/religio-fascist jerk-offs on this forum really...

Not to get personal... honest.

Despite saying that you aren't getting personal, you really are. Don't do it again.
Frangland
08-09-2005, 23:15
most unlikely?

me and any other male

hehe
Maineiacs
08-09-2005, 23:18
Me and Neo Rogolia. :headbang:
Neutered Sputniks
09-09-2005, 00:32
I had heard that SilverCities and Hans are/were engaged. Me and Roan just beat them to getting married.

Indeed they are.
Zincite
09-09-2005, 01:21
Me and the Atomic Coma Ryche. He was around during phpBB and from my point of view you couldn't find a more vile set of views.
Zwange
09-09-2005, 09:59
What? We aren't magnificent?
Ahahahaha of course you're not! :p
Zwange
09-09-2005, 10:01
No, not all of us were born outside of marriages. That's what he means... :p
*Bites* <_<

Woo-hoo!
Except you.
Big Jim P
10-09-2005, 05:59
Indeed they are.

Thanx Neut, and best wishes to Hans and Silvercities.