NationStates Jolt Archive

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DRINK ONE SHOT IF:
-the media describes Kerry as wooden
-Bush mentions God
-"war on terror" is said
-Michael Moore undermines the left-wing anti-war effort
-a neo-con mentions Reagan favourably
-Bush mentions taxes
-Kerry takes 5 times longer to answer then the time the question posed took to be asked
-Clinton is quoted unnessarily

DRINK TWO SHOTS IF:
-Iraq is mentioned
-Kennedy is mentioned, dead or alive
-"too close to call" is said
-a Christian right-winger is quoted favourably
-the ACLU is called "communist"

RUN AROUND NAKED IF:
-Ralph Nader is quoted favourably in the main-stream media

RUN FOR PRESIDENT IF:
-you think of a solution to this mess

Add your own, comment, etc.

DRINK ONE SHOT IF:
-the media describes Kerry as wooden
-Bush mentions God
-"war on terror" is said
-Michael Moore undermines the left-wing anti-war effort
-a neo-con mentions Reagan favourably
-Bush mentions taxes
-Kerry takes 5 times longer to answer then the time the question posed took to be asked
-Clinton is quoted unnessarily

DRINK TWO SHOTS IF:
-Iraq is mentioned
-Kennedy is mentioned, dead or alive
-"too close to call" is said
-a Christian right-winger is quoted favourably
-the ACLU is called "communist"

RUN AROUND NAKED IF:
-Ralph Nader is quoted favourably in the main-stream media

RUN FOR PRESIDENT IF:
-you think of a solution to this mess

My solution.. Keep drinking till it all looks good
:D

FINISH BEER THEN OPEN ANOTHER IF:
- Weapons of Mass Destruction is shortened to "WMD"
- A Republican discredits Bush

FINISH BEER THEN FINISH FRIEND'S IF:
- A Liberal praises Bush

Get a dollar from the pot every time the Libertarian party gets credit for local lobbying to protect civil rights.
Give a nickle to the pot everytime some neocon nonsense is called 'libertarian' by a news pundit.
Apply for welfare. You're broke by the third day!

- A Republican discredits Bush
Some one got wasted the day Bill Frist said the position against stem cell research was hampering our nation.

AND FOR THE TRUELY HARDCORE:

Take a shot every time a senator says "sort of."

Bump.