NationStates Jolt Archive

I am currently listening to Carcass, and one of their songs has a very funny name - Excreted Alive!

Satan gave me a taco

As usual, my offering to this discussion is pretty weak, but...
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick?

Could the above be an innuendo?

Lets Eat The Baby (Like My Gerbils Did) - Happy Flowers.

668: Neighbour Of The Beast - Bleeding Rectum.

Lets Eat The Baby (Like My Gerbils Did) - Happy Flowers.

668: Neighbour Of The Beast - Bleeding Rectum.

bleeding rectum is a bands name??? lol thats a good one...

bleeding rectum is a bands name???

Yup. They were originally called Arse, but weren't satisfied with that name, and most of the members were previously in the band Pink Turds In Space. Bleeding Rectum's finest moment was probably their split LP with Man Is The Bastard. Weird band names? I've got them in spades.

668: Neighbour Of The Beast

That's awesome.

"Willy use a Billy"
"Turning Japanese"
"Never set the Cat on Fire"
"Little Fuzzy Animals"
"Like a Lamb to the Slaughter"
"It was a Dark and Stormy Night"

and these are actual songs.

"Never set the Cat on Fire"

Sound advice.

"Like a Lamb to the Slaughter"
"It was a Dark and Stormy Night"

What's so funny about these two? They're both well known phrases.

Through The Hole In My Wall... I See Youuuuuuuu (Winger) is pretty stupid


and as is anything in my pants :D

"Suck Fony" is an album name of Wheatus. :D

Try and guess the sublimal message!

Sound advice.



What's so funny about these two? They're both well known phrases.granted they are well known phrases, but as song titles?

sorry, also, I heard those songs... and they are funny songs in and of themselves.

"Suck Fony" is an album name of Wheatus. :D

Try and guess the sublimal message!

Is it a clever jibe at phony socks?

Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar-Andrews Sisters

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

"I want another Enema" by The Hidden Cameras, I've always fond rather abject/funny.

Funniest song title ever: Refried Dreams. I remember my grandmother liking it years ago. I didn't understand it then and I don't understand it now.

Bad Dog, No Biscuits-Seatbelts
Chicken Bone-Gabriela Robin
Digging my Potato-Yoko Kanno
In the Beginning Roars the Electric Genius
Super Trampoline School Kid-Pillows
Skeleton Liar-Pillows
Funny Bunny-Pillows

Track 11 - Tool
(-) Ions - Tool
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead - Warren Zevon
(Listen to the) Flower People - Spinal Tap
Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight - Spinal Tap
Mellowship Slinky in B Major - Red Hot Chili Peppers
We Suck Young Blood. (Your Time Is Up.) - Radiohead
There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.) - Radiohead
and every other song on that album
Pow R. Toc H. - Pink Floyd
Funk #49 - James Gang -- makes me wonder what happened to the other 48 funks.

668: Neighbour Of The Beast - Bleeding Rectum.

Actually, the Neighbour Of The Beast would 667 , retards.

Actually, the Neighbour Of The Beast would 667 , retards.

666 is an even number. 668 is also. How are houses numbered? With one side of the street even, and the other uneven. :rolleyes:

So, really, they don't seem to be the retarded ones here at all. Please, think before you comment in the future.

I am currently listening to Carcass, and one of their songs has a very funny name - Excreted Alive!Carcass has lots of funny song titles. Others include "Vomited Anal Tract", "Festerday", and "Manifestation of Verrucose Uerthra". Other funny song titles:

All of the titles on the Butthole Surfers' Hairway To Steven album, as they're all doodles instead of words.
"It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish" - My Chemical Romance
"Touch Me I'm Sick" - Mudhoney
"Ever Since My Accident" and "If I Had an Exorcism" - the Melvins
"Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight? "the Misfits"
"I Hate Myself and Want To Die" - Nirvana

I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank - Anal C*nt

I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women - Anal C*nt

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - BHG

The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey - BHG (the song is ten seconds of total silence)

Actually, the Neighbour Of The Beast would 667 , retards.

No, that would be '667: The Person Living Across The Road From The Beast', which doesn't really have the same ring to it.


Lesson: before calling people 'retards' it helps to check first whether it is in fact you, and not they, who missed the point.

I wish I could vomit blood - Anaal Nathrakh

A minute's worth of noise, distorted um.. vocals, in a completely arythmic slop of sound. It's the intro track to one of their albums.

Many of the great punk songs had funny song names, check out the band which did Plastic Food for Platic People but my favorite has always been How Could You Believe Me When I Told You That I Loved You When You Know I've Always Been A Liar.

Am I the only one here that recalls the late lamented Kirsty MacColl's There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis?* I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? yet.




* Next line in the chorus - 'But he's a liar, and I'm not sure about you'.

They Don't Call Them Chihuahuas Anymore (Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet)

Album Title: Deux Chein Fouché (2 Dogs Fucking) The Dayglo Abortions

Several.
1. The Idiot Bastard Son- Frank Zappa
2. WHy Does It Hurt When I pee- Frank Zappa
3. HE's So Gay- Frank Zappa
4. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me- TISM

Thanks for reminding me, The Medical Love Song. while the title may not be so funny the song definetely is.

I Wish I was Queer so I could get Chicks - Bloodhound Gang

Your boyfriend sucks - The Ataris

Bwomp - Mushroomhead

Heirate Mich - Rammstein (just cuz no one who's ever heard this song would guess that translates into marry me)

Fat Sally Lee - Rednex

Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend - Reliant K

The ultimate song title:

"Jerimiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills" - Ray Stevens

Anti-Virgin Machinegun Dildo. Don't know the artist though...

Carcass has lots of funny song titles. Others include "Vomited Anal Tract", "Festerday", and "Manifestation of Verrucose Uerthra".

Don't forget "Microwaved Uterogestation"!

Also:
Dark Funeral - The Arrival of Satan's Empire, Goddess of Sodomy

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
I thought that was by Primus? Uhh, mine is "Entrails ripped from a virgins ****" by Cannibal Corpse. What! I thought it was funny...

Ok, its not up to the standard of some here but:

Me and my Monkey - Robbie Williams

Through The Hole In My Wall... I See Youuuuuuuu (Winger) is pretty stupid

and as is anything in my pants :D

Winger? Man, that reminds me of that dumbass kid from Beavis & Butt-Head :D

I was gonna post anything "in my pants" as well - great!

Now, as for weird songtitles:

"The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner" (Iron Maiden)

Actually, the Neighbour Of The Beast would 667 , retards.

Actually, 667 is across the street from 666, 668 is the neighbour of the beast.

Grade - Stolen Bikes Ride Faster, Fear Before The March of Flames - Hey Kid. I'm A Computer, Stop All of That Downloading, Norma Jean - I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Crashes, Pretty Soon Something, I Don't Know What, But Something Is Going To Happen.

Okay, not funny, but odd.

Your Mommas got a Penis-..

We are all on Drugs-Weezer.

"Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiimtsath", "Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse", "Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf", and "Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain". All of which appear on the self titled "Impaled Northern Moonforest album", which is without a doubt the grimmest album ever conceived!!

"Klingklang" (One of Kraftwerk's earlier pieces, and the name of their studio)

Strangely enough, the above is German, and only looks weird in English.

Atom & His Package - The Palestinians Are Not The Same As The Rebel Alliance, Jackass

"Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiimtsath", "Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse", "Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf", and "Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain". All of which appear on the self titled "Impaled Northern Moonforest album", which is without a doubt the grimmest album ever conceived!!
See why couldnt all our first posts have been like this?

posers

TISM - All homeboys are dickheads

captain hampton and the midget pirates---the aquabats

sit on my face and tell me that you love me--- monty python

who stole my monkey?---boozoo chaves

How about the entire album Highly Refined Pirates buy Minus the Bear:

Here's the track listing (and mind you, these titles have nothing to do with the brilliant songs captured within):

1) Thanks for the Killer game of Crisco Twister
2) MONKEY!! KNIFE!! FIGHT!!
3) Absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse
4) Hey, Wann Throw Up?
5) Get Me Naked 2...Electric Boogaloo
6) We Are Not a Football Team
7) You Kill Bugs Good Man
8) Spritz, Spritz
9) Women We Haven't Met Yet
10) Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny
11) I lost All my money at the cock fights
12) Andy Wolff
13) Let's Play Guitar in a Five Guitar Band
14) Booyah Achieved!

That is a list of awesome song titles...though #3 takes the cake, and is the best song on this album.

your mother's got a penis (Goldie Lookin Chain)

albuquerque (by prefab sprout). Also has some classic lyrics, "Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque"

The Number of The Beats - by Mr Velcro Fastener (a winner for both song name and band name)

If i can have an aside...

I think one of the best/funniest lyrics is from the song "If it kills you..." By Drive like Jehu:

Your 47th birthday cake
is peeing acid on your face,
light a candle
it won't light your fire
many bad things that you'll hate
piling higher on your plate.
If you ain't starving, you ain't satisfied
learn to relax, if it kills you
you had your chance, hold on.
'Cause it's gone
sometimes I'm a mangler,
sometimes I sleep on it
sometimes I'm a hamburger
sometimes I dream of it.

your mother's got a penis (Goldie Lookin Chain)
*wonders if the group name refers to a certain gold-toothed Jungle\DnB producer\dj* (Goldie, that is)

Winger? Man, that reminds me of that dumbass kid from Beavis & Butt-Head :D

I was gonna post anything "in my pants" as well - great!

Now, as for weird songtitles:

"The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner" (Iron Maiden)
winger ruuuuuuuule!
... or maybe not...

anyways, Cream have a stange song called Swlabr :cool:

Sperms are germs - Quit Your Dayjob

your mother's got a penis (Goldie Lookin Chain)
more greats from da GLC:

Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do
Your Misses IS A Nutter
If You Leave I'll Fuck Your Sister And Your Best Friend

:D

winger ruuuuuuuule!
... or maybe not...

to quote Beatallica:

The day breaks - your mind aches
Your girlfriend takes you to a lame-ass poser Winger concert,
fucking forget her
:cool:

Martians are Going to Eat Us - The Frontalittle Squad
Happy Machine Ankle - The Frontalittle Squad
I Heart Fags - MC Frontalot
Indier than Thou - MC Frontalot

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? yet.

That's from Monthy Python. The Dirty Hungarian Wordbook sketch :D

I don't know any real weird names.

"Hate this and I'll love You" with Muse, or "Fredrick Snortare och Cecilia Synd(Literal Translation: Fredrick the Snorter and Cecilia Sin) with Petter.

Dalai Lama with Rammstein, since the name has noting to do with the song.

Girl, You Have no Faith in Medicine with The White Stripes

Jag är en tönt som spelar Counterstrike(Literal translation: I'm a jerk who plays Conterstrike) with T-röd.

That's from Monthy Python. The Dirty Hungarian Wordbook sketch :DSong itself is by . .. the Breslan Brothers? Band name was B(something) Brothers and sounded something like Breslan at least.

Song itself is by . .. the Breslan Brothers? Band name was B(something) Brothers and sounded something like Breslan at least.

Bellamy Brothers?

Bellamy Brothers?Yep, that be them. Haven't heard them in at least a dozen years.

Haven't heard them in at least a dozen years.

Probably for the best.

to quote Beatallica:

The day breaks - your mind aches
Your girlfriend takes you to a lame-ass poser Winger concert,
fucking forget her
:cool:
lol too true :p

Lubricated Goat had some classics:
'Goats and the men who ride them'
'Jason the unpopular'
'Anal injury'

Then there's the Butthole Surfers' song titles, too numerous to mention.

Born Against:

"Murder The Sons Of Bitches!!!"
"Set Your AM Dial To White Empowerment"
"Well Fed Fuck"
"I Am A Idiot"
"Go Fuck Yourself"


Dead Kennedys:

"Kill The Poor"
"I Kill Children"
"Let's Lynch The Landlord"
"Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Around"
"Night Of The Living Rednecks"

Death By Stereo:

"I Wouldn't Piss In Your Ear If Your Brain Was On Fire"

Hot Cross:

"Lend Me Your Brain (I'm Building An Idiot)" - one of my favourites

McLusky:

"Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues"
"Whiteliberalonwhiteliberalaction"
"Undress For Success"
"Without MSG I Am Nothing"
"Your Children Are Waiting For You To Die"

Sick of It All:

"Disco Sucks Fuck Everything"

Since By Man:

"A Kid Who Tells On Another Kid Is A Dead Kid"

TEXT:

"We Have Explosives! Schmexplosives!"

How about the entire album Highly Refined Pirates buy Minus the Bear:

Here's the track listing (and mind you, these titles have nothing to do with the brilliant songs captured within):

1) Thanks for the Killer game of Crisco Twister
2) MONKEY!! KNIFE!! FIGHT!!
3) Absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse
4) Hey, Wann Throw Up?
5) Get Me Naked 2...Electric Boogaloo
6) We Are Not a Football Team
7) You Kill Bugs Good Man
8) Spritz, Spritz
9) Women We Haven't Met Yet
10) Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny
11) I lost All my money at the cock fights
12) Andy Wolff
13) Let's Play Guitar in a Five Guitar Band
14) Booyah Achieved!

That is a list of awesome song titles...though #3 takes the cake, and is the best song on this album.


Love that album. The new one isn't as good.

2 is actually "Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!" and 8 is "Spritz!!! Spritz!!!"

"Master of the Wind", Manowar, is pretty silly. Lame offering to the table though. :(

Since By Man:

"A Kid Who Tells On Another Kid Is A Dead Kid"

Are you sure you're not thinking of Nation of Ulysses who had a track by that title on their 13 Point Program To Destroy America LP?


Need we delve deep into GG Allin's back catalogue for some sordid amusement with regard to song titles?

and as is anything in my pants :D


Technically not the name of a song, doing that gives some funny results, put it after any song in your playlist and it sounds pretty funny...

For example, just looking on the songs currently playing on my computer

Dirty Little Thing in my pants...hehe
Bitter Sweet Symphony in my pants

As for funny song names, erm...
Hail Hail, Spit and Drool - The Hives
Tits on the Radio - Scissor Sisters
Rage Against the Coke Machine - (cant remember who by)
This Cocaine Makes Me feel like I'm on this Song - SOAD

Are you sure you're not thinking of Nation of Ulysses who had a track by that title on their 13 Point Program To Destroy America LP?

Since By Man definitely have a song by that title. It might be a cover but I doubt it.

"Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goal Posts of Life" don't remember who did it.

Since By Man definitely have a song by that title. It might be a cover but I doubt it.

Does the chorus go summat like this:

'There's only one rule in this town/If you don't know it by now/A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid'?

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm

Does the chorus go summat like this:

'There's only one rule in this town/If you don't know it by now/A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid'?

I don't think the SBM song even has a chorus.

"Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goal Posts of Life" don't remember who did it.

I always associate that song title with If You Ain't Married Sunny Side Up - Try Divorce Over Easy, after Hank Wangford went through a long list of actual, but ludicrous, country and western song titles between tunes at a gig I was at.

It also reminds me of Feederz's Jesus Entering From The Rear.
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EDIT: Two other tunes worthy of mention for utter cheesiness of title: Napoleon Bona-Part One and Napoleon Bona-Part Two by Budgie.

The lap dance is better when the stripper is crying-- can't remb the band name, though

Hm, some by the Butthole Surfers...

"Eye of the Chicken"
"The Ballard of Naked Man"
"I saw an X-ray of a Girl Passing Gas"

album:
Early Works For Me If It Works For You -- DNTEL

'the cow's wrong'- beta band

Hm, some by the Butthole Surfers...
..
"I saw an X-ray of a Girl Passing Gas"

Although it should be noted that like the name of Led Zeppelin's fourth album, some debate does surround the question of whether this is actually the title of the song or not.

Pow R. Toc H. - Pink Floyd
What about 'Careful With That Axe, Eugene'?
Heh...also 'Cohkka' by Apocalyptica. It may mean something different in Finnish, but who cares?
'Arming the Proletariat with Potato Guns' by NOFX...and 'There's no Fun in Fundamentalism', also by NOFX.
Almost anything by Captain Beefheart...for example 'Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish'.
'Thrang Thrang Gozinbulx' by The League of Gentlemen.
'Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone' by Gomez.
'Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced' - Dropkick Murphys.
'Fuck You And Your Cat' - Goldfinger.
'I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You' - De Heideroosjes.
Tis all for now, I may be back later with some more.

Although it should be noted that like the name of Led Zeppelin's fourth album, some debate does surround the question of whether this is actually the title of the song or not.
'I saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas' is the title of Led Zep IV? Wow...the things you learn...

"F*ck Her Gently" by Tenacious D
Oh, wait, that's just a funny song. Another funny-ass song, if you can find it, is "Bran's Freestyle" by CKY2K.
Hmmm, funny song names... "Pork Soda" by Primus

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You Were Only a Splinter as I Slid Down the Banister of Life

I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me

If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus




I could go on as there are several other country titles to choose from.

Mother, my faith in human kindess has somewhat faded recently - Zabrinski
Apoplexy Now - Zabrinski
Who Will Wear Your Dress in the Next World - David Wrench
When You Laugh at Your Own Garden in a Blazer - Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
If Fingers Were Xylophones - Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Poodle Rockin' - Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Eating Salt Is Easy - Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Popeth ar y Record Ma Wedi Cael eu Ddywn (Translation: Everything on this Record is Stolen) - Llwybr Llaethog
Iago Prydderch and the Rejectioni of Irony and Western Metaphysics - MC Mabon
The International Language Of Screaming - Super Furry Animals
If You Don't Want Me To Destroy You - Super Furry Animals
Blwyddyn Nesa Efallai Leukaemia (Translation: Next Year Maybe Leukaemia) - Datblygu
Mwnci Efo Crach (Translation: Monkey With Scabs) - Datblygu
Is Everybody Here On Drugs? - Catatonia

I can think of others, but they are too rude or don't make sense in translation, ah well.

Although it should be noted that like the name of Led Zeppelin's fourth album, some debate does surround the question of whether this is actually the title of the song or not.

Meh, I don't have that particular album, so I wouldn't know. I just saw it and thought it was funny. I only have the first three and Electriclarryland.

Poopship Destroyer-Ween
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain-Ween
Your mother's got a Penis-The GLC

What about "Hotdog in a Hallway" by NoFX? Even if the name isn't awesome the lyrics are:

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

"Touchy!" by a-ha?

don't eat the yellow snow by frank zappa