And now for something completely different...
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2005, 12:25
http://www.turdbirds.com/images/basic/oschitte.jpg
Turd Birds! :D
(pictured above is O. Schitte)
Some entrepreneurs trapped in the happily twisted and demented place between genius and madness in which I also reside have started a business in which they shellac a piece of horse manure, decorate it and sell it for $20. ANd they're making money! A lot of it!
THe site is http://www.turdbirds.com
I couldn't make this shit(pun intended) up.
Harlesburg
05-09-2005, 12:27
I thought this was about Monty Python.
You do realise i will have to steal this thread name next week. ;)
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/dicktree.jpg
Monkeypimp
05-09-2005, 12:28
Why use horse shit when you can use your own without having to go outside to get it?
Smunkeeville
05-09-2005, 12:29
http://www.turdbirds.com/images/basic/oschitte.jpg
Turd Birds! :D
(pictured above is O. Schitte)
Some entrepreneurs trapped in the happily twisted and demented place between genius and madness in which I also reside have started a business in which they shellac a piece of horse manure, decorate it and sell it for $20. ANd they're making money! A lot of it!
THe site is http://www.turdbirds.com
I couldn't make this shit(pun intended) up.
my first thought was anyone who bought one of those needs to see a dr to get checked out for mental illness, then I realized I know people who would want one, then even scarier I am married to someone who will want one. :eek:
forgive me if I keep this information to myself, I don't want one of those things hanging out at my house.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2005, 12:30
Why use horse shit when you can use your own without having to go outside to get it?
I suspect that they feel there might be some anti-human poo bias. Apparently, there are laws against sending human excrement through the mail. But animal excrement is okie dokie. ;)
Harlesburg
05-09-2005, 12:32
I suspect that they feel there might be some anti-human poo bias. Apparently, there are laws against sending human excrement through the mail. But animal excrement is okie dokie. ;)
Yeah Local Zoos sell Poo Figurines.
Monkeypimp
05-09-2005, 12:39
I suspect that they feel there might be some anti-human poo bias. Apparently, there are laws against sending human excrement through the mail. But animal excrement is okie dokie. ;)
It could become the ultimate science. Working out the perfect diet to get the perfect shit consistency to make things.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2005, 12:40
It could become the ultimate science. Working out the perfect diet to get the perfect shit consistency to make things.
Poopometry.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 12:57
Poopometry:
"When in doubt, add corn."
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 12:59
Poopometry.
Would I get homework? :D
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2005, 18:52
Would I get homework? :D
Watch out for Poop Quizes. :p
I V Stalin
05-09-2005, 18:56
Hmmm...now we know the rural vet's equivalent of a brain surgeon becoming a plumber because there's more money in it...
I thought this was about Monty Python.
You do realise i will have to steal this thread name next week. ;)
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/dicktree.jpg
hey is that a finger sticking out of tha... OH MY GOD :eek:
Eutrusca
05-09-2005, 19:00
It could become the ultimate science. Working out the perfect diet to get the perfect shit consistency to make things.
Yes, and just think of the possibilities for genetic manipulation! Why, we could have an army of geneticlly modified concrete-shitting mudpuppies repair the broken dikes in New Orleans just by feeding them sack-crete! :D