Mmm, kebabs....
SimNewtonia
05-09-2005, 10:31
Just having dinner (yes, I know, it's not a good idea to eat in front of the computer.)
Strangely, this is the first time I've ever had a kebab.
A few things I've learned:
1. They are absolutely deilcious.
2. They're extremely messy.
Oh, and no, I didn't get it at one of those amazingly random kebab stalls that seem to pop up at the strangest places in the middle of the night...
Welcome to world of kebabery. We tend to buy one to accompany alcohol..
Pure Metal
05-09-2005, 10:37
but kebab requires drunkenness! stop eating now and down a few pints before continuing, and then proceed to get most of it down your shirt (or all over your shoes and the floor in a while) for the true true british kebab experience ;)
It's the national dish of most German cities...
One thing I learned is not to order them with sauce ;)
Harlesburg
05-09-2005, 10:43
Kebab is great.
whether the scewered type or rolled salmonela variety.
but kebab requires drunkenness! stop eating now and down a few pints before continuing, and then proceed to get most of it down your shirt (or all over your shoes and the floor in a while) for the true true british kebab experience ;)
True. Then perhaps proceed to some street corner and vomit it all out again. I hope youve finished eating it...
Pure Metal
05-09-2005, 10:48
True. Then perhaps proceed to some street corner and vomit it all out again. I hope youve finished eating it...
thats what i meant about getting it all over your shoes and the floor later on :D
best kebab i've ever had was in cardiff - this place near my house this year called, imaginatively, The Best Kebab... chicken donner with leuttice, cucumber, garlic and bbq sauces... mmmm
nowadays i stick to Subways instead :)
Taverham high
05-09-2005, 10:49
i also find that the pitta disintergrates, causing the kebab and salad to fall out of the bottom.
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:49
Welcome to world of kebabery. We tend to buy one to accompany alcohol..
Or better yet, the next morning...
SimNewtonia
05-09-2005, 10:51
Welcome to world of kebabery. We tend to buy one to accompany alcohol..
Yeah, we have (or had) a beer ad to that effect ("If the garlic sauce doesn't kill you, your wife will...").
We have very good beer ads down here. If you can, track down Carlton Draught's ads - they're the best of the lot. Particularly, find the 'Big Ad'. Pure genius.
thats what i meant about getting it all over your shoes and the floor later on :D
best kebab i've ever had was in cardiff - this place near my house this year called, imaginatively, The Best Kebab... chicken donner with leuttice, cucumber, garlic and bbq sauces... mmmm
nowadays i stick to Subways instead :)
ewwwww *covers mouth* subway! Evil masquerading as a sandwich shop.
The Abomination
05-09-2005, 14:19
Kebabs are the greatest fast food ever invented.
If, however, you've purchased it while drunk and fall asleep before finishing eating it do not under any circumstances continue eating it when you wake up. This is incredibly important. I can testify from experience.
And who orders it without sauce? Chilli sauce is a wonderful way of sobering up quick enough to catch a night bus, especially if it squirts in your eye.
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 14:23
...
2. They're extremely messy.
Of course they are. It's finger food. It's supposed to be messy
Pure Metal
05-09-2005, 14:25
ewwwww *covers mouth* subway! Evil masquerading as a sandwich shop.
*is chowing down on a delicious Sub right now*
mmmmm... yummy *munches loudly*
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 14:26
*is chowing down on a delicious Sub right now*
mmmmm... yummy *munches loudly*
I hope your corporate sandwich will fall into your keyboard you commie sell-out :p
Maniacal Me
05-09-2005, 14:28
http://www.toomanychefs.com/archives/images/healthy%20kebab.jpg
This is what I think of when someone says "kebab".
So what's all this talk of Pitta bread? :confused:
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 14:29
http://www.toomanychefs.com/archives/images/healthy%20kebab.jpg
This is what I think of when someone says "kebab".
So what's all this talk of Pitta bread? :confused:
Because this (http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1201.jpg) is a real kebab
Pure Metal
05-09-2005, 14:35
I hope your corporate sandwich will fall into your keyboard you commie sell-out :p
capitalism never tasted this good :D
Maniacal Me
05-09-2005, 14:42
Because this (http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1201.jpg) is a real kebab
Got this (from that link):
http://www.foto-index.de/bilderklau/mk.gif
But for this argument, he meant this(in case any readers are confused):
http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1201.jpg
That's not a kebab, that's a mutant sandwich.
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 14:47
Got this (from that link):
http://www.foto-index.de/bilderklau/mk.gif
But for this argument, he meant this(in case any readers are confused):
http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1201.jpg
That's not a kebab, that's a mutant sandwich.
Grrr. Link still not working.
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/74/200px-D%F6ner_kebab.jpg
does this work?
Anyway. Technically the meat is the kebab part. (I think)
Messerach
05-09-2005, 15:06
Grrr. Link still not working.
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/74/200px-D%F6ner_kebab.jpg
does this work?
Anyway. Technically the meat is the kebab part. (I think)
That's one type, most of the kebabs I see are wrapped up in pita bread. But those kebab burgers are really good when they're made with Turkish bread. Kebabs in western hamburger buns just suck...