NationStates Jolt Archive


Patriot, Judge & all round sexpot!

Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:07
Mu Haw haw. As amny of you no I've enlisted in the Army. Which is super because it means I get to fight in a war I don't believe in under a man I didn't vote for. But we won't go there.

We'll instead go somewhere new, I'm also a Justice of Peace (soon to be a Registered Justice of Peace). But upon completing my degree in Race Relations & Social Justice (which I'm doing through the Defence Force) there'll be an opening for a JP Magistrate up North.

That's right kiddies, not only will this liberal be defending your oil abroad he'll be weilding power from the bench! Oh I rock so much right now :P!
Blackfoot Barrens
05-09-2005, 10:09
What's the bet he gets shot just before taking his judicial post?
Gartref
05-09-2005, 10:09
Patriot, Judge & all round sexpot!


I thought this was another thread on William H. Rehnquist.
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:13
I thought this was another thread on William H. Rehnquist.
lol He was a bit of a spunk, eh?
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:15
What's the bet he gets shot just before taking his judicial post?
Uh... that concern me a little.... :( Nah, I'm in Counter Intelligence, the chances of me seeing combat are quite smal.....wait....oh Lord....
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:16
Damn liberals can't fight anyways! ;)
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:16
Uh... that concern me a little.... :( Nah, I'm in Counter Intelligence, the chances of me seeing combat are quite smal.....wait....oh Lord....
I am so considering changing my preference to clerical work...
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:17
Damn liberals can't fight anyways! ;)
Pinko liberal thank you!
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:19
Pinko liberal thank you!
Well since ya put it that way! On a serious note, keep your head down and your ass outta harms way! Good luck!
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:22
Well since ya put it that way! On a serious note, keep your head down and your ass outta harms way! Good luck!
That's the plan... That and if the shit hits the fan I'm using Gartef as a sheild.
Gymoor II The Return
05-09-2005, 10:25
What ever you do Rotovia, do not--let me repeat that--do not speak to Robert Novak.
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:27
What ever you do Rotovia, do not--let me repeat that--do not speak to Robert Novak.
I know the name, but since I am missing the joke, please elaborate?
Gartref
05-09-2005, 10:27
That's the plan... That and if the shit hits the fan I'm using Gartef as a sheild.

Don't worry about Sick Dreams, Rotty. He's got a chronic tummy-ache from the Turd Sandwich he voted for. He's had to take bite after sickening bite since election day.
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:28
That's the plan... That and if the shit hits the fan I'm using Gartef as a sheild.
Quick question from the ignorant. What country are you from, and which branch are you signed up for?
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:29
Don't worry about Sick Dreams, Rotty. He's got a chronic tummy-ache from the Turd Sandwich he voted for. He's had to take bite after sickening bite since election day.
Hey now! At least I didn't vote for the douche bag. And I hate p.e.t.a.!
Gartref
05-09-2005, 10:30
Hey now! At least I didn't vote for the douche bag. And I hate p.e.t.a.!

A giant douche is the only thing that can get the taste of that turd out of your mouth.
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:32
A giant douche is the only thing that can get the taste of that turd out of your mouth.
Yeah, but then it would just be sour, and salty. And a douchebag is a heartbeat away from a turd sandwich. Just different chemicals. At least turd sandwiches have bread. yeah! so there! (damn, Im tired)
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:34
Quick question from the ignorant. What country are you from, and which branch are you signed up for?
Australia, I've signed up for ADFA (The Australian Defence Force Acadamy) I'm probally go Army.
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:35
Gartef and Sick Dreams, I love you both. But seriously get a room :p. Aaaaaw fluffles all round! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:36
Australia, I've signed up for ADFA (The Australian Defence Force Acadamy) I'm probally go Army.
An Aussie, huh? Cool! I've always wanted to visit Australia above anywhere else. Any recomendations?
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:37
Gartref, will you at least buy me dinner first?
Gartref
05-09-2005, 10:39
Gartref, will you at least buy me dinner first?

Sure. You needy bitch. :D
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:42
Sure. You needy bitch. :D
Look at it this way. At least I'm not a liberal, cause then I'd ask you to pay the bill for the whole resteraunt. :D
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:44
And until I finish my meal its "MR" needy bitch to you!
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:51
An Aussie, huh? Cool! I've always wanted to visit Australia above anywhere else. Any recomendations?
Over 2/3 of our country is nothing.... miles and miles of nothing... tourists seem to dig that... But seriously, the Great Barrier Reef rocks like you wouldn't believe.
Rotovia-
05-09-2005, 10:52
Look at it this way. At least I'm not a liberal, cause then I'd ask you to pay the bill for the whole resteraunt. :D
Ooooooooooooooh Low blow there... Come on Gartef, you gonna take that?
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 10:56
Ooooooooooooooh Low blow there... Come on Gartef, you gonna take that?
HE HE HE
Gartref
05-09-2005, 11:06
Look at it this way. At least I'm not a liberal, cause then I'd ask you to pay the bill for the whole resteraunt. :D

No problem. If I was Conservative, I'd just pay everybody's bill by deficit spending my checking account.
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 11:14
No problem. If I was Conservative, I'd just pay everybody's bill by deficit spending my checking account.
Kinda lame. I KNOW you can do better than that!
Gartref
05-09-2005, 11:16
Kinda lame. I KNOW you can do better than that!

Well... I'm not gonna get too harsh on Conservatives cause I'm a progressive Republican.
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 11:20
Well... I'm not gonna get too harsh on Conservatives cause I'm a progressive Republican.
Coulda said " I'll pay the entire bill, but I'm putting it on my "Dubya" platinum card. :eek:
Sick Dreams
05-09-2005, 11:22
I'm a progressive Republican.
That has DEFINATELY got to be hard! I salute you!