My Dad can beat up your Dad, and a Great White!
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 08:25
The award for best asswhooping of the year, has GOT to be awarded to this guy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9210382/
If I were this guy, I'd brag about this.
Haha.
Someone give him a free holiday in Africa.
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 08:45
Impressive.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 08:46
Haha.
Someone give him a free holiday in Africa.
So after Paul Hogan, now we have two bad-ass Aussies!
Rejoice!
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 08:47
Impressive.
most impressive.
So after Paul Hogan, now we have two bad-ass Aussies!
Rejoice!
Pfft, we're all trained to wrestle crocodiles, fend off savage marine creatures (and kangaroos - they can be pretty brutal) and tolerate poisonous stings and bites from birth.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1072908911446_2004/01/02/3n_croc,0.jpg
See?
:D
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 08:55
Pfft, we're all trained to wrestle crocodiles, fend off savage marine creatures (and kangaroos - they can be pretty brutal) and tolerate poisonous stings and bites from birth.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1072908911446_2004/01/02/3n_croc,0.jpg
See?
:D
Aaah, he's pulling a Jacko!
Aaah, he's pulling a Jacko!
Not quite...
http://seespanrun.com/archives/2004/mjcrock.jpg
Darkpirhana
05-09-2005, 08:58
most impressive.
very immpresive
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 08:59
Pfft, we're all trained to wrestle crocodiles, fend off savage marine creatures (and kangaroos - they can be pretty brutal) and tolerate poisonous stings and bites from birth.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1072908911446_2004/01/02/3n_croc,0.jpg
See?
:D
Yah, but that guy is an assclown.
Everytime I watch his show, I keep hoping he gets bit.
Im really not sure why.
Although, I can certainly understand why so much of Austrailias population lives in the cities.
The only things that arent dangerous in the Austrialian Bush...are some of the sheep.
Cannot think of a name
05-09-2005, 08:59
Sweet crap. Alright, Australians are pretty fuckin' tough.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 09:01
Sweet crap. Alright, Australians are pretty fuckin' tough.
Indeed.
BTW, its been nearly two years, why havent you thought of a name?
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:01
Sweet crap. Alright, Australians are pretty fuckin' tough.
Well excluding the aboriginals, they were originally a community of convicts. Toughness runs deep in Australia.
Yah, but that guy is an assclown.
Everytime I watch his show, I keep hoping he gets bit.
Im really not sure why.
Although, I can certainly understand why so much of Austrailias population lives in the cities.
The only things that arent dangerous in the Austrialian Bush...are some of the sheep.
Bit? I hope he gets ground up into a bloody stew by a drop bear...*shudders*
Let me never speak of them again :eek:
And no, most of the sheep will kill you if they get the chance. The rest might be content with a limb or some fingers as a trophy.
Well excluding the aboriginals, they were originally a community of convicts. Toughness runs deep in Australia.
Most people are descended from immigrants rather than convicts. Much the same as the US with your Puritans.
Hortania
05-09-2005, 09:08
Nobody kicks ass like the granma who beat off a huge croc that atacked her son... it was like 7 meters and she went at it with a hand bag and ran up beside it and started clouting it round the head and it let go and went at her instead and she kicked it on the nose!!!!!!!! knocked the bloody thing back into the water and it buggered off. now thats true power!!!
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:09
Most people are descended from immigrants rather than convicts. Much the same as the US with your Puritans.
Just pointing out that Australia was kind of like a Prison Island at first.
I bet the shark is a laughing stock back home.
Nobody kicks ass like the granma who beat off a huge croc that atacked her son... it was like 7 meters and she went at it with a hand bag and ran up beside it and started clouting it round the head and it let go and went at her instead and she kicked it on the nose!!!!!!!! knocked the bloody thing back into the water and it buggered off. now thats true power!!!
Oh hell yeah! I forgot about that!
Just pointing out that Australia was kind of like a Prison Island at first.
I bet the shark is a laughing stock back home.
Haha, well, it doesn't stop people going to the beach, so what does that say?
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:16
Nobody kicks ass like the granma who beat off a huge croc that atacked her son... it was like 7 meters and she went at it with a hand bag and ran up beside it and started clouting it round the head and it let go and went at her instead and she kicked it on the nose!!!!!!!! knocked the bloody thing back into the water and it buggered off. now thats true power!!!
Woah, woah, woah. When was this!?
Cannot think of a name
05-09-2005, 09:18
Indeed.
BTW, its been nearly two years, why havent you thought of a name?
Crap, has it really been that long? Man, theres a whole internet out there I've been ignoring....meh, I'll keep finding it through you all.
I had three puppets, Eternia Reborn (Built on the premise that Skeletor wasn't evil, but was actually was a victim of a PR campaign led by He-Man and in reality had a better plan for Eternia)-I only posted one thread, explaining that. Island of Monsters-an island ruled by giant monsters, or a community on an island inhabited by giant monsters, depending on when you asked, and Beinng. No idea what that was going to be about.
None of them ever took. I was just destined to be nameless.
Woah, woah, woah. When was this!?
Last year...i'll find a link, it was in the news.
edit - http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/12/1097406574343.html?from=storylhs
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:21
Crap, has it really been that long? Man, theres a whole internet out there I've been ignoring....meh, I'll keep finding it through you all.
I had three puppets, Eternia Reborn (Built on the premise that Skeletor wasn't evil, but was actually was a victim of a PR campaign led by He-Man and in reality had a better plan for Eternia)-I only posted one thread, explaining that. Island of Monsters-an island ruled by giant monsters, or a community on an island inhabited by giant monsters, depending on when you asked, and Beinng. No idea what that was going to be about.
None of them ever took. I was just destined to be nameless.
I like Beinng.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 09:22
Nobody kicks ass like the granma who beat off a huge croc that atacked her son... it was like 7 meters and she went at it with a hand bag and ran up beside it and started clouting it round the head and it let go and went at her instead and she kicked it on the nose!!!!!!!! knocked the bloody thing back into the water and it buggered off. now thats true power!!!
No.
Thats a Grandma opening a can of whoop-ass on a croc.
THIS is true power.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:22
Last year...i'll find a link, it was in the news.
edit - http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/12/1097406574343.html?from=storylhs
Schweet.
Mos Kessel
05-09-2005, 09:25
No.
Thats a Grandma opening a can of whoop-ass on a croc.
THIS is true power.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
I haven't laughed that hard in years. Thank you.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 09:28
I haven't laughed that hard in years. Thank you.
I do what I can.
Cannot think of a name
05-09-2005, 09:30
No.
Thats a Grandma opening a can of whoop-ass on a croc.
THIS is true power.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
The cats what made the 'official' film go to my alma mater (haha, I graduated finally...) Thier films are half the programing on our TV station. No one else really hands anything in...
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 09:39
The cats what made the 'official' film go to my alma mater (haha, I graduated finally...) Thier films are half the programing on our TV station. No one else really hands anything in...
Be careful they dont flip out and kill you.
Thats what ninjas do.