International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
I V Stalin
04-09-2005, 15:48
Is on the 19th September! Just 15 short days away! Go here (www.talklikeapirate.com) for more details...
Anyone already got anything planned for the day?
Sorry, I don't celebrate this day...
...I'm a Blackbeard's Witness.
Arrh, this be stupid matey.....
Monkeypimp
04-09-2005, 15:51
Is on the 19th September! Just 15 short days away! Go here (www.talklikeapirate.com) for more details...
Anyone already got anything planned for the day?
On the 19th of september I plan to read the morning paper which will no doubt be all about the general election held the previous weekend.
I can talk like a pirate while I'm reading it though.
Arrh, this be stupid matey.....
Aye, tha' it is, cap'n.
Katzistanza
04-09-2005, 15:59
I will be in London that day, but be assured that the pirate talk shall be plentiful!
ProMonkians
04-09-2005, 16:10
And just what are the real pirates to do on this day?! They all be sitting around saying "Arr, all me be wanting is for one day o' the cursed year where I be getting to talk normal".
Argh! This be a glorious holiday!
Mitigation
05-09-2005, 09:52
Sorry, I don't celebrate this day...
...I'm a Blackbeard's Witness.
"Ye mutinous dog! Thar be a fittin' punishment for traitorous scoundrels such as ye! When reach tha next port, thar be no Chicken McNuggets for ye! An' no supersizin' either ye scalywag!"
Arr! We are limited to a DAY?
Blackfoot Barrens
05-09-2005, 09:57
Prepare to be boarded!
Prepare to be boarded!
'Tis me new favorite pick up line. Arr.
Anarchic Christians
05-09-2005, 10:00
Isn't this the third this year?
Sorry, I don't celebrate this day...
...I'm a Blackbeard's Witness.
Oh yeah, you guys can't even celebrate your hook- and eyepatch- and parrot-days!
Then again, who knows, maybe you're one of the only 144 000 to get the divine booty at the end of the seven seas.
SimNewtonia
05-09-2005, 10:40
Is on the 19th September! Just 15 short days away! Go here (www.talklikeapirate.com) for more details...
Anyone already got anything planned for the day?
Yeah, and it's my birthday on Wednesday. So?
Yarr ye scurvy landlubbers ye. Splice the mainsail swab the poop deck. Ye're nothing but lap-dogs to a slip of a girl ye be. Yarrrrrr.
(I love this day - I wonder if we have any clients coming in... :D )
Er... Yarrrrrrrahg.....yer.... Yarrrrrrrahg... me hearties....
Lunatic Goofballs
05-09-2005, 12:27
Is on the 19th September! Just 15 short days away! Go here (www.talklikeapirate.com) for more details...
Anyone already got anything planned for the day?
I will most likely pillage. That's always been my favorite part of piracy. Plunder is nice. But it's overrated. Gets all the spotlight. There's nothing like a good pillage.
Legless Pirates
05-09-2005, 12:47
Huzzah!
All ye landlubbers hargh belong to us!
BackwoodsSquatches
05-09-2005, 13:09
Well, Im off in a couple of hours to the Ren Fest again.
My costume is waiting to be donned.
Pirate all the way.
Even down to the red sash.
Garr!!
Swilatia
05-09-2005, 13:23
Is on the 19th September! Just 15 short days away! Go here (www.talklikeapirate.com) for more details...
Anyone already got anything planned for the day?
International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Is this thing real, or did you make it up?
Aha! This is one of my favorite holidays (second only to things like Hike Naked Day and International Mud Day). I designed them all, being Ruler of the Multiverse. There's actually a holiday every single day, although no-one's bothered to list them all. For example, I don't think you could find "Lie On The Ground And Sing Songs All Day Day" anywhere. ;)
I V Stalin
05-09-2005, 14:46
Yeah, and it's my birthday on Wednesday. So?
So...you don't have a website devoted to it...and nor will your birthday be celebrated worldwide. I think that says enough.
International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Is this thing real, or did you make it up?
Just take a look at the link, and you'll find it's as real as...something very real. Yarr!
Ubershizasianaxis
05-09-2005, 15:23
fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
I am disinclined to acquiesce your request
Just take a look at the link, and you'll find it's as real as...something very real. Yarr!
It's as real as this forum...no...it's as real as...uh...real life....no....it's as real as N00kz Teh W0R1D Day!!! :D :D :D
Katzistanza
05-09-2005, 16:19
'Tis me new favorite pick up line. Arr.
"Yarr, I wanna fire me cannon into ye porthole"
"Wanna scrape thr barrnicles off my mast?"
"Ever seen a man with a *real* yardarm?"
Lankuria
05-09-2005, 18:50
^
"Arr, that be disturbing, me hearties." :eek:
(Further practice)
"Avast! It below be the awesomest pirate joke ever spoken, shiver me timbers!"
"Why be pirates, pirates, Jimlaard?
"Because they Aaarrr!!!!"
*Trips on peg leg and falls overboard*
Mitigation
05-09-2005, 22:49
Huzzah!
All ye landlubbers hargh belong to us!
LOL
Cannot think of a name
05-09-2005, 23:14
fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Came to test Long John without a teflon vest....
Comin' Straight outta Portsmouth (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1437121)
That song is my favorite part of the whole thing.
Katzistanza
06-09-2005, 04:18
speaking of songs o' the sea, does anyone know what you do with a drunken sailer, according to the song, aside from put him in a longboat 'till he sober, and shave his back with a rusty razor?
Sdaeriji
06-09-2005, 04:20
Why couldn't the kids get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "Arrr!"
Why couldn't the kids get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "Arrr!"
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
AAAAArrrrrigato!
Pick-up Lines
Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
I needs a Scabbard for my Cutlass!
I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted!
Avast, That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on!
Alas, I'll probably be stuck friggin' in the riggin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day. Maybe next month.
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 21:35
Ah man. This almost passed by without notice
Ah man. This almost passed by without notice
you mean, "argh! it'll be long past high tide if i're ta let this'un topic go 'way!"
Legless Pirates
19-09-2005, 21:42
you mean, "argh! it'll be long past high tide if i're ta let this'un topic go 'way!"
Argh! You arrr very right me matey.
Carnivorous Lickers
19-09-2005, 21:46
AArgh!! *brandishing my saber* Kiss 'er whar she pees !!!
We love Pirates (www.venganza.org)
tis truly a great day for His Noodlyness,yargh
Gyarrr
why couldn't they have "international Clown Day"
yeah im done
Carnivorous Lickers
19-09-2005, 21:53
Well blow me down!!!
I'll tell you what-just blow me!!! Arrggh!
Call to power
19-09-2005, 22:05
Arrrr scurvy dogs it be too late to spread are day booty talk to limy land lovers....but not late enough to have the swashbuckling rum tumbling piracy
Arr ye scurvy wench let me raid ye poop deck :eek: (omg anal pirate talk)
b'fore dis day ends i'm being ta make dis'un thread last.