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What to ask for my birthday?

Brabantia Nostra
04-09-2005, 15:11
I'll be celebrating my 35th birthday in a few days. Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look a day over 25......... thankyouverymuch

But:

My girlfriend hasn't any idea what she would like to give me. And I don't know what to ask.

So, boys and girls: suggestions please!
HotRodia
04-09-2005, 15:15
I'll be celebrating my 35th birthday in a few days. Yeah yeah, I know, I don't look a day over 25......... thankyouverymuch

But:

My girlfriend hasn't any idea what she would like to give me. And I don't know what to ask.

So, boys and girls: suggestions please!

Ask her for a big hug because all you need is her love. :)
Eh-oh
04-09-2005, 15:15
socks. that's what she'll get you anyway
Sonaj
04-09-2005, 15:16
Plastic surgery on your rectum, perhaps? Lego? A knife? Mp3-player? A romantic dinner? A purple rubber ducky (one of my friends asked for that)?

Well, there are a few suggestions.
Pure Metal
04-09-2005, 15:17
star trek dvds... if anyone's ever stuck on what to get me they'll do the trick nicely - must be the same for you ;)
Kejott
04-09-2005, 15:19
A year's payed vacation to a retirement home....in otherwords, Florida.
Orangians
04-09-2005, 15:19
Happy birthday! My birthday's next Sunday. (Yeah, September 11th.) Anyway, I don't know what you like, but I'm asking for pens. Yes, pens. Pilot Precise Rolling Ball pens to be exact.

If you don't want cake, I suggest a leather thong.
Ashmoria
04-09-2005, 15:21
i believe the standard gift for a man's 35th birthday is a blow job.

if youre not a man, then its a day at the spa.
ProMonkians
04-09-2005, 15:23
Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron - ask for that.
Or a tripn in a hot air ballooon.
Eh-oh
04-09-2005, 15:24
i believe the standard gift for a man's 35th birthday is a blow job.

if youre not a man, then its a day at the spa.

maybe he can get both. don't they do that at spas?
Potaria
04-09-2005, 15:27
A buttload of records, a record player, and some speakers.
Homieville
04-09-2005, 15:48
Get a Land Rover Range Rover! With the nice system and spinners

This is mine I wish

http://www.textint.com/_Main_Pages/_Car_Pic_Pages/_JPEG_Car_Pictures/_02-04_Batch_Pictures/_03_range_rover/03_ran19.jpg
Tocoric
04-09-2005, 15:50
Yeah...........If your thirty-five your more than twice my age, so your on your own buddy.
Ashmoria
04-09-2005, 15:51
maybe he can get both. don't they do that at spas?
those places are not called spas. but yeah, if the gf isnt willing, there are professionals that she can pay to do it instead.
Brabantia Nostra
04-09-2005, 16:00
Yeah...........If your thirty-five your more than twice my age, so your on your own buddy.

Yes, thank you! Now I'm really feeling old!!

i believe the standard gift for a man's 35th birthday is a blow job.

Mmmm.... That's a very interesting suggestion........ :D
Sonaj
04-09-2005, 16:02
those places are not called spas. but yeah, if the gf isnt willing, there are professionals that she can pay to do it instead.
I doubt even the most loving of gf would do that.