Pretty urgent...
What're the words minister say to marry a couple?
Dearly beloved...
...that's all I got. :eek:
Please move along
04-09-2005, 05:33
What're the words minister say to marry a couple?
Dearly beloved...
...that's all I got. :eek:
depends on the minister actually... but the generic one is
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join together in holy matrimony so and so and what's his name. etc.
Spartiala
04-09-2005, 05:34
What're the words minister say to marry a couple?
Dearly beloved...
...that's all I got. :eek:
Okay, I'll bite. Why is this urgent?
Nevermind, Drache told me via MSN the words.
I do hope you're not wedding anyone today...
Outer Munronia
04-09-2005, 06:09
I do hope you're not wedding anyone today...
...yeah, i also sort of went to a mental image of a priest at a weddng going "um, excuse me a moment" and running off to find a computer :D
Actually, I'm more scared of the thought of Colodia being a priest.
Actually, I'm more scared of the thought of Colodia being a priest.
Well I'm quite ambitious. Performing secular weddings at age 15.
They wouldn't let me become a Priest though. I'd have to declare myself a Priest.
Well I'm quite ambitious. Performing secular weddings at age 15.
They wouldn't let me become a Priest though. I'd have to declare myself a Priest.
Uh...
Um...
Er...
Performing secular weddings?
Wow...
Huh...
Well...
Wait
WHAT??? :eek:
Lord-General Drache
04-09-2005, 06:42
LOL, Amerigo. You should know better than to ask.
And I win, for being able to say all the words. w00t.
I still think it was retarded, Colodia.
LOL, Amerigo. You should know better than to ask.
And I win, for being able to say all the words. w00t.
I still think it was retarded, Colodia.
She's ugly godammit and you know it!
Lord-General Drache
04-09-2005, 06:44
She's ugly godammit and you know it!
LOL, not that, I meant the wedding...
LOL, not that, I meant the wedding...
"Let ME do the wedding, Colodia!"
Oak Trail
04-09-2005, 07:18
Why don't they just elope in Las Vegas?
Now I MUST know! What exactly happened... ie. who got married...
BackwoodsSquatches
04-09-2005, 07:55
You know, the funny thing is that anyone can be an ordained minister.
Hell, I myself am an ordained minister.
Its called "The Universal Life Church."
All you have do to do is click the clicky on the website, and poof!
I myself, am a "High Priest"
I thought it suited me.
Even funnier, I have a good friend who has performed two weddings.
All perfectly legal and binding.
He clicked the same site I did, but got a nice little certificate.
It was just something of a joke via MSN for my friend. But I wanted to make it as good a joke as I could. ;) (Because I didn't know if this girl was joking or not...)
Though it would be very interesting to wed people. Especially random people.
Hell, I think I'll just wed random kids at my school!
It was just something of a joke via MSN for my friend. But I wanted to make it as good a joke as I could. ;) (Because I didn't know if this girl was joking or not...)
Though it would be very interesting to wed people. Especially random people.
Hell, I think I'll just wed random kids at my school!
Hey you know what would make the joke even funnier. Send them a fake certificate of marrige and say you are indeed an ordained minister (I mean hell you could easily become one as BackwoodsSquatches said). Say that the contract is legally binding and that in the eyes of the govenment they are spouses. That'll show 'em.
Hey you know what would make the joke even funnier. Send them a fake certificate of marrige and say you are indeed an ordained minister (I mean hell you could easily become one as BackwoodsSquatches said). Say that the contract is legally binding and that in the eyes of the govenment they are spouses. That'll show 'em.
...Why limit it to the internet?
I'll put it on the envelope on my school binder and start the first day of my sophomore year of high school wedding people against their will! :D
...Why limit it to the internet?
I'll put it on the envelope on my school binder and start the first day of my sophomore year of high school wedding people against their will! :D
Yeah!
But I did originally mean those two you already wed, you should send them the certificate... like in the mail (but if you dont know their address, email them a scanned copy). I do wonder if they'll fall for it, if it looks real enough.
What're the words minister say to marry a couple?
Dearly beloved...
...that's all I got. :eek:
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night
So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own
And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor
If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends
U see I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Sex, sex) is all I heard
Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!
We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die
And when we do (When we do)
What's it all 4 (What's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door
Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!
C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy
Let's go crazy
Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy
I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go
Dr. Everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children
He's coming
He's coming
Coming
Take me away!
Yeah!
But I did originally mean those two you already wed, you should send them the certificate... like in the mail (but if you dont know their address, email them a scanned copy). I do wonder if they'll fall for it, if it looks real enough.
Thankfully they decided to post pone it until they get a friend or two to witness it. So I can think up extra stuff to make this more interesting. ;)
Thankfully they decided to post pone it until they get a friend or two to witness it. So I can think up extra stuff to make this more interesting. ;)
Awesome!