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Searching for the most beautiful girl!

The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 07:48
Ladies and gents, I am looking for girl by the name of Stephanie Coulson. She lives in BC and i have fallen for her. If anyone out there knows of here please tell me :(
Fass
03-09-2005, 07:51
Why, surely people will at once jump to betray her confidence to some stranger on the Internet!
Sdaeriji
03-09-2005, 07:52
The Kingdom of Amarenthe
Real Name: Stephanie Coulson
Age: 16
General Location: BC, Canada
General Political Affiliation [if any]: Socialist, generally.
General Religious Affiliation [if any]: Eclectic Pagan
Where Did You Find NationStates?: Pacitalia introduced me to the site.
Have you read any of Max Barry's books: Nope, but Jennifer Government sounds really good.
Professional Goal: I'm really not sure. Probably a high school english teacher. I would also like to minor in Philosophy, as well as explore Theology.
Goal of my life: To be the person I want to be. That is, I want to be a far better person, the person I can see myself as being inside.
How many hours a day do you watch TV?: Maybe a couple.
What is your favorite genre of music: Soft rock/Ballads/Adult pop. Bryan Adams is my favourite singer of all time, so think of his genre.
Other information: None that I can currently think of.

Dear lord, kid, get over it. You saw one picture of her on an internet forum that she no longer participates in. You're not in love.
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 07:55
Yea this is kind of silly.
The Plutonian Empire
03-09-2005, 07:57
Ladies and gents, I am looking for girl by the name of Stephanie Coulson. She lives in BC and i have fallen for her. If anyone out there knows of here please tell me :(
I know you dont' want to hear this, but I don't think that she's the one for you. It looks like a case of infatuation, unfortunately. There are plenty of women on this planet to look at, but being the realist I am, I'd say don't count on meeting a good mate.

Sorry. :(
Trilateral Commission
03-09-2005, 07:59
this is a great thread.
The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 08:00
listen, if your going to help, then do so. If not then dont waste yours or my time by writing your stupid crap. Amd i will not get over it, your probably a queer anyway. If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.
Sdaeriji
03-09-2005, 08:01
listen, if your going to help, then do so. If not then dont waste yours or my time by writing your stupid crap. Amd i will not get over it, your probably a queer anyway. If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.

Have you ever even spoken with her? Met her?
Trilateral Commission
03-09-2005, 08:01
listen, if your going to help, then do so. If not then dont waste yours or my time by writing your stupid crap. Amd i will not get over it, your probably a queer anyway. If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.
Quoted for truth and justice.
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 08:02
Have you ever seen a picture of her?
The Plutonian Empire
03-09-2005, 08:02
listen, if your going to help, then do so. If not then dont waste yours or my time by writing your stupid crap. Amd i will not get over it, your probably a queer anyway. If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.
:eek:

I'm straight, thank you very much! :p
The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 08:03
Have you ever even spoken with her? Met her?
Im not a freak, no i havent met or spoken to her. Though if i could i would. Im no older than she is, though that probably doesnt help. And your not a jackass. Im sorry
Sdaeriji
03-09-2005, 08:03
Have you ever seen a picture of her?

Yes, he saw a picture she posted in the Picture thread, which is what started this whole thing.

For what it's worth, kid, she mentions in her profile there that she was shown the site by Pacitalia. You might inquire with him.
The Similized world
03-09-2005, 08:05
Before that last comment of yours, I was gonna wish you good luck, but being semi queer, I can only wish you many painfull moments being raped by a 800 pound gorilla in a zoo now.

Joking aside though, there's nothing wrong with infatuation. Can't help you at all, but don't let the cronic depressive NS'ers discourage you. Good luck!
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 08:06
Yes, he saw a picture she posted in the Picture thread, which is what started this whole thing.

For what it's worth, kid, she mentions in her profile there that she was shown the site by Pacitalia. You might inquire with him.

You know it would be really funny if Pacitalia is her boyfriend. *sits back with a box of popcorn*
The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 08:07
Well thanks for that. I was going to do that after or if i found out anything. But i have to be very carefull and not seem like some murderer or something. And it is very hard to do that. I suppose i could write her or something
Chellis
03-09-2005, 08:07
...wow

I mean, when I first saw Aerou's picture, my jaw dropped, but you take it to a whole new level.

I have only once been this interested in someone online, but its someone I talked alot, etc etc.
The Similized world
03-09-2005, 08:09
Here's a tip, completely free of charge:

Remove that line from your sig. I'm not the target of your infatuation, but even I think THAT'S a bit creepy
Trilateral Commission
03-09-2005, 08:10
Well thanks for that. I was going to do that after or if i found out anything. But i have to be very carefull and not seem like some murderer or something. And it is very hard to do that. I suppose i could write her or something
go for it. don't listen to these downers, the lot of NSers have long ago lost all hope for the touch of a beautiful woman. Except Sdaeriji, in his infinite wisdom.
The Plutonian Empire
03-09-2005, 08:11
If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.
Was that aimed at me? :(
Freethought Commune
03-09-2005, 08:11
Here's a tip, completely free of charge:

Remove that line from your sig. I'm not the target of your infatuation, but even I think THAT'S a bit creepy

I concur. Even if it is love, it is still creepy.
Sdaeriji
03-09-2005, 08:13
go for it. don't listen to these downers, the lot of NSers have long ago lost all hope for the touch of a beautiful woman. Except Sdaeriji, in his infinite wisdom.

What did my infinite wisdom do?

I enjoyed the touch of a beautiful woman tonight, until her friends convinced her that she was too drunk to be going home with me.
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 08:14
Why do I feel like I'm in a Star Wars convention all of the sudden?
The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 08:17
What? what line?
And the comment i made about queer and jackass i take back and i am sorry. For whoever it was aimed at. I acted to quickly and let my anger get the better part of me. Uh... there are like 10 Coulsons in the area of where she said she was. (sorry, not trying to be creepy)!
Trilateral Commission
03-09-2005, 08:17
What did my infinite wisdom do?

I enjoyed the touch of a beautiful woman tonight
Well there you go.
Chellis
03-09-2005, 08:18
What? what line?
And the comment i made about queer and jackass i take back and i am sorry. For whoever it was aimed at. I acted to quickly and let my anger get the better part of me. Uh... there are like 10 Coulsons in the area of where she said she was. (sorry, not trying to be creepy)!

You could all them all.
Sdaeriji
03-09-2005, 08:19
Well there you go.

I like how you didn't include the part where I struck out horribly. Thank you.
The Juskawrath
03-09-2005, 08:19
whoaaaaa! call them all? I wouldnt know what to say! And even writing them all would be... maybe my best option?
Kanabia
03-09-2005, 08:23
Dude. Don't call them up. That's stalking, and it is illegal.

If you're that desperate, do what Sdaeriji said and ask Pacitalia.

You know it would be really funny if Pacitalia is her boyfriend. *sits back with a box of popcorn*

Yes, yes it would.
Chellis
03-09-2005, 08:28
And even writing them all would be... maybe my best option?

:headbang:

This is the first time I have ever, ever used a smilie on the nationstates forums. You get the VERY FIRST ONE. This means something.

You dont write people until some sort of relationship is well established. Dear god, do not go down that road.
Rotovia-
03-09-2005, 08:45
I'm Stephanie.... now let's make sweet, sweet love! :fluffle:
Gartref
03-09-2005, 08:48
I'm pretty sure she is your soul-mate. She's probably the only girl on the planet you'll ever love. You must not stop searching till you find her!

Here's some more info on her:

Interests: reading, music, politics, philosophy
Favourite movie: Moulin Rouge
Favourite band or musician: Goo Goo Dolls / Bryan Adams
Favourite genre of music: Soft rock
Favourite poet or writer: Tennyson
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iTunes
Personal Quote: "Take these broken wings and learn to fly..."
Tools of the Trade: PSP 8

A couple of her favorite quotes:

"Every heart has hidden treasures...a secret wish, a silent dream, and a cherished love."

"May light keep you, faith guide you, and love and laughter always find you."

Some of her avatars:

http://amethyste-eyes.i8.com/pages/backavs.html
Freeunitedstates
03-09-2005, 08:48
You could always do the chivalrous thing. That is, do deeds in her name and do that whole courtly love thing. Besides, if you simply set your mind to it, events will unfold that will lead you to her, or her to you. I know that's getting into causality, but you never know. :confused:
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 08:51
Is it me or is this just getting really pathetic, and scary now?
Chellis
03-09-2005, 08:54
Is it me or is this just getting really pathetic, and scary now?

It started that way.
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 08:59
It started that way.

Well it haven't strayed too far.
Amerigo
03-09-2005, 09:00
I think this thread deserves to be called "Stalker Thread"...
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 09:09
I think this thread deserves to be called "Stalker Thread"...

oooo yea.
Gartref
03-09-2005, 09:12
You guys are so cynical. This could be true love. Some of my best relationships began by tracking down a girl like she was a wounded animal. Rejection, like restraining orders, are just the price of love.
Oak Trail
03-09-2005, 09:13
You guys are so cynical. This could be true love. Some of my best relationships began by tracking down a girl like she was a wounded animal. Rejection, like restraining orders, are just the price of love.

God I hope your being scarcastic.
Anser
03-09-2005, 09:13
If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.

ahahahahah........best line ever! So.....who did you feel then? :D
Hysterian
03-09-2005, 09:21
FYI all you who dont think that you can meet someone through NS:

I met my boyfriend on NS. We now live together and are planning to marry within the next year. Sometimes internet games can be a great start to a meaningful relationship :D :fluffle:
Chellis
03-09-2005, 09:25
FYI all you who dont think that you can meet someone through NS:

I met my boyfriend on NS. We now live together and are planning to marry within the next year. Sometimes internet games can be a great start to a meaningful relationship :D :fluffle:

There is a difference between meeting and stalking
Amerigo
03-09-2005, 09:38
I do hope he doesnt get one of those net-detective services and start looking at things like her credit history... and whether she has a criminal record... Well at 16 it'll all be blank... but if he actually looks it up...

Damn.
Gartref
03-09-2005, 09:42
I do hope he doesnt get one of those net-detective services and start looking at things like her credit history... and whether she has a criminal record... Well at 16 it'll all be blank... but if he actually looks it up...

Damn.

Already ahead of you. I have all the info I need. I have fallen in love with her too now. The Juskawrath is just going to have to step aside. Although she has not yet met me, I can tell by intensely staring at her picture that she wants me. It was just meant to be.
Amerigo
03-09-2005, 09:44
Already ahead of you. I have all the info I need. I have fallen in love with her too now. The Juskawrath is just going to have to step aside. Although she has not yet met me, I can tell by intensely staring at her picture that she wants me. It was just meant to be.
Damn... And I was just about to jump on the bandwagon too...

I'll play you Starcraft for her hand in marrige!
Hysterian
03-09-2005, 09:44
LOL! :p I really don't think the poor guy was planning to stalk her though. He is young enough. If he is rejected he'll just bounce right back. Plenty of fish in the sea. ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
03-09-2005, 09:46
You guys are so cynical. This could be true love. Some of my best relationships began by tracking down a girl like she was a wounded animal. Rejection, like restraining orders, are just the price of love.

A slap is just a hug that stings.

Restraining orders are just another way of saying "I will always love you."
Amerigo
03-09-2005, 09:48
Restraining orders are just another way of saying "I will always love you."
Nah.. A restraining order is pretty much a marrige certificate! Once you get that far... there's only the honeymoon left... Ohhhh yeahhhh :cool:
Gartref
03-09-2005, 09:53
...I'll play you Starcraft for her hand in marrige!

If that's all it took, Chellis wouldn't still be a virgin.


LOL! :p I really don't think the poor guy was planning to stalk her though. He is young enough. If he is rejected he'll just bounce right back. Plenty of fish in the sea. ;)

Hysterian, I grow more fond of you by the minute. Send me a pic and your address. I'm sure your "boyfriend" couldn't love you as much as I could.



A slap is just a hug that stings.

Restraining orders are just another way of saying "I will always love you."

"Every breath you take" is my favorite song.
BackwoodsSquatches
03-09-2005, 09:55
"Every breath you take" is my favorite song.

I think "Im your Boogie-man" by KC and the Sunshine Band also applies.
Hysterian
03-09-2005, 09:59
Hysterian, I grow more fond of you by the minute. Send me a pic and your address. I'm sure your "boyfriend" couldn't love you as much as I could.

Haha. Funny. Veeeeery funny. Oh, btw, my pic is on NS. It is under "The Babe Thread". Although, I posted it. Not really a babe but I felt like posting my pic. :D


--the damn quote thingy didn't work :mad:
Orangians
03-09-2005, 10:29
Okay, I looked up a picture of the girl in question because I was curious. She's cute, yeah, but come on, the most beautiful girl in the world?
-Verbatim-
03-09-2005, 16:14
I'm pretty sure she is your soul-mate. She's probably the only girl on the planet you'll ever love. You must not stop searching till you find her!

Here's some more info on her:

Interests: reading, music, politics, philosophy
Favourite movie: Moulin Rouge
Favourite band or musician: Goo Goo Dolls / Bryan Adams
Favourite genre of music: Soft rock
Favourite poet or writer: Tennyson
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iTunes
Personal Quote: "Take these broken wings and learn to fly..."
Tools of the Trade: PSP 8

A couple of her favorite quotes:

"Every heart has hidden treasures...a secret wish, a silent dream, and a cherished love."

"May light keep you, faith guide you, and love and laughter always find you."

Some of her avatars:

http://amethyste-eyes.i8.com/pages/backavs.html
Stalker much?
Euroslavia
03-09-2005, 19:06
listen, if your going to help, then do so. If not then dont waste yours or my time by writing your stupid crap. Amd i will not get over it, your probably a queer anyway. If you knew who i felt, you wouldnt be a jackass.

You can knock off the insults, right now.
If you really want to talk to her, do what Sdaeriji says, and get into contact with Pacitalia. This isn't the place for it, obviously because she won't see it.