NationStates Jolt Archive

Title says it all. Not enough room in my siggy for everything any more, so here goes. If you have a quote about me, this is the place to post it.

* DPUO has horrific, eye-singing visions of Stardust in a leather catsuit.

"In a definite contrast, Czardas' post made me fall out of my chair with laughter. XD" ~Aralonia

"Oh Czardas, your wit is far too keen for this forum." ~Sinuhue

"You're really good at this Czardas, one day I hope to have the same influence on people as you do." ~British Stereotypes

"...Wow...just...wow, its like you cant get enough of what other people think of you. You actually listen to the mean things people say about you, your the opposite of George Bush (Congradulations) ^.^" ~Nerotika

"Someone's got issues" ~Sarzonia

"Now that's the funniest thing I've heard today, Czardas :)" ~The West Falklands

""Somehow, I never fail to find hours of endless amusement from your sarcastic rambling, Czardas, and yet, you have no clue who I am. I love you Czardas baby." ~Nation of Fortune

"Oh sweet Jesus, I just realized you have a thread in your sig about 'what people have said about me'. Wow, just...wow." ~Gruenberg

"Let me just say that you tend to have odd opinions.... Actually, you just seem to be an odd person.... I guess you fit right in here." ~Songwai

"Congratulations, you are the first person to utterly aggravate me and make me look stupid" ~Saipea

"Where do you come up with this SHIT?!" ~Hyperslackovicznia

"Every morning before school I drink a glass of Czardas. Now I have constant explosive diahrrea. God save me." ~Colodia

"I love you" ~The Noble Men

"I thought that humanity could put aside it's egotism and make some actual progress toward the future...I was dead wrong." ~Poland-

"Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined!" ~Ifreann

"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." ~Lunatic Goofballs

"Me? I'm just a sick fuck. But YOU, czardas, are a sick fuck with class." ~Opressive Pacifists

"*Runs and hides, vows never to do anything that might possibly incur the wrath of Czardas*" ~Lewrockwellia

"Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!" ~The Tribes of Longton

"I used to beleive that the NS General Forum was full of flamers, trolls, and heartless debaters, then I meet Czardas, I now know that the NS General Forum is full of egotistical idiots, funny idiots, but idiots none the less." ~The Silver Sky

"Sciencetist have discovered that 80% of the Universe is some shit called 'Black Matter', I just figured out what 'Black Matter' is...It's Czardas's Ego." ~The Silver Sky

"Czardas - The greatest person alive to not have sex with Tink! :eek:" (Which isn't saying much.) ~The Silver Sky

"ROFL you just made my week. May I one day cuddle you affectionately for that?" ~Simonist

"shit, you some crazy-ass mother fucker Czardas. I like ya" ~Katzistanza

"Eeeeew! What's that smell?" ~Jocabia

"Czardas you're bloody nuts but i love you anyway... have my manbabies!!" ~Pure Metal

"Sarcasm by anybody but Czardas, in a thread made by Czardas, simply does not register. It's like trying to see a glowstick perched 100 yards from the sun." ~The Tribes of Longton

"Hmmmm, so you're 'Supreme Ruler of the Omniverse'......In a way, thats kind of sexy ;)" ~Aerou (Why am I not surprised?)

"God damn you, [Czardas]!" ~Lord-General Drache

Czardas: ... *is at a loss for words*
FairyTInkArisen: well that certainly makes a delightful change

Carops: This all seems a little self-obsessed and egotistical
Vaitupu: Carops, meet Czardas.

"Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap." ~The Tribes of Longton

Ok, any more?

"Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap." ~The Tribes of Longton

and you don't think thats a bit ego stylee?

Hey, I'm all about the ego.

Czardas: ... *is at a loss for words*
FairyTInkArisen: well that certainly makes a delightful change

This all seems a little self-obsessed and egotistical

Hey, I'm all about the ego


here's one
Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined! -Ifreann,just now

"i Don't Even Know Who This Guy Is"

"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." -Lunatic Goofballs. :)

::bitch slaps everybody::

Yea I'm stoned, what of it?

"um"-Spooty

::bitch slaps everybody::

Yea I'm stoned, what of it?
*giggles uncontrollably*

Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!

*searches for cookie dough. Finds play dough. Consumes*

Title says it all. Not enough room in my siggy for everything any more, so here goes. If you have a quote about me, this is the place to post it.

"Congratulations, you are the first person to utterly aggravate me and make me look stupid" ~Saipea
"Where do you come up with this SHIT?!" ~Hyperslackovicznia
"Every morning before school I drink a glass of Czardas. Now I have constant explosive diahrrea. God save me." ~Colodia
"I love you" ~The Noble Men

Ok, any more?

"Eeeeew! What's that smell?" ~ Jocabia

"Eeeeew! What's that smell?" ~ Jocabia
WINNER - \/\/

*giggles uncontrollably*

Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!

*searches for cookie dough. Finds play dough. Consumes*

Hey! You ate my play dough! I was going to make a play out of that! More specifically, a musical; "Deliverance:The Musical". What do you think? :D

"Eeeeew! What's that smell?" ~ Jocabia

yeah i told it was me

*giggles uncontrollably*

Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!

*searches for cookie dough. Finds play dough. Consumes*


I bitch slap who I please, bitch!

"I thought that humanity could put aside it's egotism and make some actual progress toward the future...

I was dead wrong."- Poland-

*giggles uncontrollably*

Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!

*searches for cookie dough. Finds play dough. Consumes*
These are all good.

"Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined!" ~Ifreann
"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." ~Lunatic Goofballs
"Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!" ~The Tribes of Longton

The rest are just kind of weird, and I won't post them in the proper format.

::bitch slaps everybody::

Yea I'm stoned, what of it?

Ow! Bitch!

Who are you?

"I thought that humanity could put aside it's egotism and make some actual progress toward the future...

I was dead wrong." ~Poland-

"The dudes a psychopath, or somthing" -Spooty

"shit, you some crazy-ass mother fucker Czardas. I like ya" ~Katzistanza

These are all good.

"Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined!" ~Ifreann
"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." ~Lunatic Goofballs
"Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!" ~The Tribes of Longton

The rest are just kind of weird, and I won't post them in the proper format.


Sweet, I contributed to one. My life is validated

"I thought that humanity could put aside it's egotism and make some actual progress toward the future...

I was dead wrong." ~Poland-

Get him Jesus! *looks up to heaven*

"shit, you some crazy-ass mother fucker Czardas. I like ya" ~Katzistanza


Sweet! Contributed to one and made one!

Sweet, I contributed to one. My life is validated
Apparently, I contributed two. FTW.

Czardas' ego is only outcompeted by his sarcasm.

Apparently, I contributed two. FTW.

Czardas' ego is only outcompeted by his sarcasm.
Yeah, like anyone really cares.;)

CZARDAS HAVE MY MANBABIES

CZARDAS HAVE MY MANBABIES
...I'll have to think about that one...

Yeah, like anyone really cares.;)
I'm so tempted to copy this thread with a "Collection of all the things people have never said about me", including:
Wow. I wish I could bear his children. - Lunatic Goofballs
That man has possibly the best taste in clothing EVER. - Anyone female or tasteful.
That man is more sarcastic and caustic than Czardas. - Czardas
I'm glad I met him in person. He really has the greatest personality ever. And is great in bed. - Tink :eek:

"Czardas you're bloody nuts but i love you anyway... have my manbabies!!"

- me, just now :P

I'm so tempted to copy this thread with a "Collection of all the things people have never said about me", including:
Wow. I wish I could bear his children. - Lunatic Goofballs
That man has possibly the best taste in clothing EVER. - Anyone female or tasteful.
That man is more sarcastic and caustic than Czardas. - Czardas
I'm glad I met him in person. He really has the greatest personality ever. And is great in bed. - Tink :eek:
"You know, I'm starting to believe he's actually not that bad..." ~Czardas

I'm so tempted to copy this thread with a "Collection of all the things people have never said about me", including:
Wow. I wish I could bear his children. - Lunatic Goofballs
That man has possibly the best taste in clothing EVER. - Anyone female or tasteful.
That man is more sarcastic and caustic than Czardas. - Czardas
I'm glad I met him in person. He really has the greatest personality ever. And is great in bed. - Tink :eek:

Ay, Dios Mio! Mis huevos! ~ Jocabia

I'm so tempted to copy this thread with a "Collection of all the things people have never said about me", including:
Wow. I wish I could bear his children. - Lunatic Goofballs
That man has possibly the best taste in clothing EVER. - Anyone female or tasteful.
That man is more sarcastic and caustic than Czardas. - Czardas
I'm glad I met him in person. He really has the greatest personality ever. And is great in bed. - Tink :eek:
"Tribes of Longton? Yeah of course I remember him. Yeah of course he's a human."

Ay, Dios Mio! Mis huevos! ~ Jocabia
That was absolutely gagerific ~ Sinuhue.

Ay, Dios Mio! Mis huevos! ~ Jocabia
The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*

The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*

What a perfect way to close out the week. See y'all on Tuesday.

These are all good.

"Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined!" ~Ifreann
"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." ~Lunatic Goofballs
"Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!" ~The Tribes of Longton

The rest are just kind of weird, and I won't post them in the proper format.

woot i helped inflate further czardas' ego!!!!!!!!*forum crashes,ego bandwidth exceded*

That was absolutely gagerific ~ Sinuhue.
Woah, wait. Weren't you leaving at 2 pm mountain time?

It's 1:55 pacific time!

The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*
Can I make it seem like that was directed at me? ;)

What a perfect way to close out the week. See y'all on Tuesday.
:fluffle: Bye. *sniff sniff*

woot i helped inflate further czardas' ego!!!!!!!!*forum crashes,ego bandwidth exceded*
See? Some people give their lives to a good cause. :)

I'm leaving for the day, if anyone else wants to say something about me... you'll just have to wait for me to incorporate it.

Can I make it seem like that was directed at me? ;)
^^^^^^^^
The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*

I'll tell you what, I'll give you the phrase. However, there are conditions - you must only use it for conquering more Universes, and you may only use it if you can make it seem like I managed to award it only once, but to two people. And no killing Jocabia, I need a crotch in which to rest my weary boot.

^^^^^^^^
The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*

I'll tell you what, I'll give you the phrase. However, there are conditions - you must only use it for conquering more Universes, and you may only use it if you can make it seem like I managed to award it only once, but to two people. And no killing Jocabia, I need a crotch in which to rest my weary boot.
In that case, I won't use it. Oh well. :(

Refer to most any of my responses to your TGs or posts. You can always use the one where I say you dun exist.

^^^^^^^^
The only time I shall ever write OMGROFLMFAOFTW!!!!11SHIFT+1ELEVEN and mean it. Have a gold star. *awards*

I'll tell you what, I'll give you the phrase. However, there are conditions - you must only use it for conquering more Universes, and you may only use it if you can make it seem like I managed to award it only once, but to two people. And no killing Jocabia, I need a crotch in which to rest my weary boot.

That one made me laugh out loud.

I dunno who Czar......I dont even know how to spell it actually, but what the hell...

"CZ sure has a lot of posts for me not to know him"

Ay, Dios Mio! Mis huevos! ~ Jocabia

translation- oh, his penis! its huge!

P.S. this translation has been made completely out of cloth, well fake cloth.

translation- oh, his penis! its huge!

P.S. this translation has been made completely out of cloth, well fake cloth.
I thought it said something about his balls - possibly "Oh My God! My Balls!" considering 'huevos' is eggs or nads.

I don't think that I have ever made any fantastic comments of note but I'd like to add my 2 cents :D

Czardas....It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them!!!!

Hey you got your name back! How long ago did that happen? lol, I've been gone for a while.

Heres one you can add:

Czardas? Well he's a good shit in the long run. But who likes long runny shit?

Hey you got your name back! How long ago did that happen? lol, I've been gone for a while.
Just a few days ago.

I thought it said something about his balls - possibly "Oh My God! My Balls!" considering 'huevos' is eggs or nads.

You translated right and I think the poster you were responding to was being sarcastic.

You translated right and I think the poster you were responding to was being sarcastic.
Sarcasm by anybody but Czardas, in a thread made by Czardas, simply does not register. It's like trying to see a glowstick perched 100 yards from the sun.

Sarcasm by anybody but Czardas, in a thread made by Czardas, simply does not register. It's like trying to see a glowstick perched 100 yards from the sun.
That's another good one.

This all seems a little self-obsessed and egotistical
Carops, meet Czardas.

You guys keep supplying me with these great quotes! Will it ever end? ;)

(I hope not)

"ROFL you just made my week. May I cuddle you affectionately one day for that?" ~[NS]Simonist

Yeah yeah, sorry for bumping this old thread. This is from an IM convo with some one else.

"I used to beleive that the NS General Forum was full of flamers, trolls, and heartless debaters, then I meet Czardas, I now know that the NS General Forum is full of egotistical idiots, funny idiots, but idiots none the less." - Me

Then from the same convo:
"Sciencetist have discovered that 80% of the Universe is some shit called 'Black Matter', I just figured out what 'Black Matter' is...It's Czardas's Ego." - Me

Title says it all. Not enough room in my siggy for everything any more, so here goes. If you have a quote about me, this is the place to post it.

Ok, any more?
Yeah.

Hell boy, I shit bigger'n you! :D

Will update. :p

Will update. :pYAY! I've been quoted!!!!

Czardas - The greatest person alive to not have sex with Tink! :eek:
:D

"Me? I'm just a sick fuck. But YOU, czardas, are a sick fuck with class."
-Opressive Pacifists

"Me? I'm just a sick fuck. But YOU, czardas, are a sick fuck with class."
-Opressive Pacifists
Don't forget about his ego!
-Me :p

Don't forget about his ego!
-Me :p
Ah, but you must have class to carry ego.

Hmmmm, so you're "Supreme Ruler of the Universe"......

In a way, thats kind of sexy ;)

Hmmmm, so you're "Supreme Ruler of the Universe"......

In a way, thats kind of sexy ;)
I always thought it was "Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse"...

I always thought it was "Supreme Ruler of the MultiUniverse"...

Even better! Heh...

:)

Actually, thanks to a certain person quoted, it's now the Omniverse... Ruler of Everything!

Actually, thanks to a certain person quoted, it's now the Omniverse... Ruler of Everything!
Funny how five minutes changes everything huh? :D

Oh, and please put spaces betweem the quotes on the first page, it's hard to read it like it is.

"ROFL you just made my week. May I cuddle you affectionately one day for that?" ~[NS]Simonist
I've been the Ruler of the Omniverse since this quote.... September 12, 2005... that's quite a bit longer than 5 minutes. :p

I've been the Ruler of the Omniverse since this quote.... September 12, 2005... that's quite a bit longer than 5 minutes. :p
Oh really? Hmm, ok then.

Czardas Supreme Ruler of the Omniverse Since September 12, 2005, the day the world died. :p

We should get that down to seconds, it's possibly the second most important event in the Omniverse, besides Czardas's birth.

Oh really? Hmm, ok then.

Czardas Supreme Ruler of the Omniverse Since September 12, 2005, the day the world died. :p
The world never died, it just got blasted to little bits by my nuclear ion laser cannons... or, I mean, "will get blasted".... yeah. ;)

The world never died, it just got blasted to little bits by my nuclear ion laser cannons... or, I mean, "will get blasted".... yeah. ;)
*Points Frantically At Czardas for others to see before he get's spotted*

Uh huh, yeah, sure, whatever you say..... ;)

*Points Frantically At Czardas for others to see before he get's spotted*

Uh huh, yeah, sure, whatever you say..... ;)
<_<

I saw that....

...Look, can you quit spamming this thread already? I really want to keep it open so I can add comments about me whenever they occur.

I thought it said something about his balls - possibly "Oh My God! My Balls!" considering 'huevos' is eggs or nads.

his eggs are huge? hmmm

Zexaland: Who the hell is Czardas?

"Somehow, I never fail to find hours of endless amusement from your sarcastic rambling, Czardas, and yet, you have no clue who I am. I love you Czardas baby." ~Nation of Fortune, just now, and partially in another thread, you'll never catch me!

Title says it all. Not enough room in my siggy for everything any more, so here goes. If you have a quote about me, this is the place to post it.

"Now that's the funniest thing I've heard today, Czardas :)" ~The West Falklands

"Oh sweet Jesus, I just realized you have a thread in your sig about 'what people have said about me'. Wow, just...wow." ~Gruenberg

"Let me just say that you tend to have odd opinions.... Actually, you just seem to be an odd person.... I guess you fit right in here." ~Songwai

"Congratulations, you are the first person to utterly aggravate me and make me look stupid" ~Saipea

"Where do you come up with this SHIT?!" ~Hyperslackovicznia

"Every morning before school I drink a glass of Czardas. Now I have constant explosive diahrrea. God save me." ~Colodia

"I love you" ~The Noble Men

"I thought that humanity could put aside it's egotism and make some actual progress toward the future...I was dead wrong." ~Poland-

"Bloody hell,the mans ego takes up more bandwith than the rest of us combined!" ~Ifreann

"I hope you threw out those jelly-covered overalls before the cops arrive." ~Lunatic Goofballs

"Me? I'm just a sick fuck. But YOU, czardas, are a sick fuck with class." ~Opressive Pacifists

"*Runs and hides, vows never to do anything that might possibly incur the wrath of Czardas*" ~Lewrockwellia

"Dude, you just, like, biotch slapped the supreme ruler of the multiverse, or some shit. That's fucking out there, man!" ~The Tribes of Longton

"I used to beleive that the NS General Forum was full of flamers, trolls, and heartless debaters, then I meet Czardas, I now know that the NS General Forum is full of egotistical idiots, funny idiots, but idiots none the less." ~The Silver Sky

"Sciencetist have discovered that 80% of the Universe is some shit called 'Black Matter', I just figured out what 'Black Matter' is...It's Czardas's Ego." ~The Silver Sky

"Czardas - The greatest person alive to not have sex with Tink! :eek:" (Which isn't saying much.) ~The Silver Sky

"ROFL you just made my week. May I one day cuddle you affectionately for that?" ~Simonist

"shit, you some crazy-ass mother fucker Czardas. I like ya" ~Katzistanza

"Eeeeew! What's that smell?" ~Jocabia

"Czardas you're bloody nuts but i love you anyway... have my manbabies!!" ~Pure Metal

"Sarcasm by anybody but Czardas, in a thread made by Czardas, simply does not register. It's like trying to see a glowstick perched 100 yards from the sun." ~The Tribes of Longton

"Hmmmm, so you're 'Supreme Ruler of the Omniverse'......In a way, thats kind of sexy ;)" ~Aerou (Why am I not surprised?)

"God damn you, [Czardas]!" ~Lord-General Drache

Czardas: ... *is at a loss for words*
FairyTInkArisen: well that certainly makes a delightful change

Carops: This all seems a little self-obsessed and egotistical
Vaitupu: Carops, meet Czardas.

"Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap." ~The Tribes of Longton

Ok, any more?
Sure, i'll bite.
"I bet Czardas doesn't whine as much in bed after he's had a few stern smackings of the posterior and JUST 'twixt the teabags and the hershey highway."

That more along the lines of "memorable"? Perhaps, etched into a mausoleum?

"Somehow, I never fail to find hours of endless amusement from your sarcastic rambling, Czardas, and yet, you have no clue who I am. I love you Czardas baby." ~Nation of Fortune, just now, and partially in another thread, you'll never catch me!
You sure about that? ;)

you have a big ego then ?

You sure about that? ;)
WOOO, I got quoted by Czardas! I'm better than all of you! Who wants to touch me? *looks at first post* Crap, never mind, I'll just slink off now,

"Someone's got issues." ~Sarzonia

...Wow...just...wow, its like you cant get enough of what other people think of you. You actually listen to the mean things people say about you, your the opposite of George Bush (Congradulations) ^.^' Cource its not hard to be better than Dubya

Who IS this Czardus person and what can be done about him?

Who IS this Czardus person and what can be done about him?Nothing. You can hide, but you cannot run! You are doomed! DOOMED!

"Czardas took over Washington DC armed with... a lemon meringue pie." - Refused Party Program.

Czardas: Making compilations of what people have said about him to compensate for some size-lacking appendage(s).

Oh, that was terrible.

Czardas, has there been anything I said about you that is worth adding?

Soo...how life treatin' ya Czardas?

I got nothin (No zanny quotes or anything, that last one wasn`t even that good)

Czardas, has there been anything I said about you that is worth adding?
Doubt it ...

Doubt it ...

Well...thats quick to thought.

I had to click twice to get this thread to load....

You made a whole thread just to catalogue what people once said about you in their posts? Wow...

How about that fusion comment involving you and Fiddlebottoms?

How about that fusion comment involving you and Fiddlebottoms?
Link?

Czardas, here is it (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10708287&postcount=12). Oh, and you have a TG to respond to.

Btw, Tg!