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I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!

I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/Steve1.GIF
:eek: *is speechless*

I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!

:D :D :D :D

I'M SO UNIMPRESSED AT YOUR STUPIDITY

:gundge:

Obviously the apex of human artistic development, Stve the Happy Goblin is simply indescribable in form, closer to a classical god than a goblin.

EDIT: And I'm so unimpressed at your smileys! Go and crawl back into your hole, plebian!

I am saddened by how much time this must have taken you.

Probably seven minutes. I MEAN YEARS!

Probably seven minutes. I MEAN YEARS!

I didn't want to tell you this at first, but your goblin looks more like a green troll.

Obviously the apex of human artistic development, Stve the Happy Goblin is simply indescribable in form, closer to a classical god than a goblin.

EDIT: And I'm so unimpressed at your smileys! Go and crawl back into your hole, plebian!

Perhaps Steve is being depicted as the god of all goblins, eh?

I didn't want to tell you this at first, but your goblin looks more like a green troll.

That's just the jealousy talking. You won't admit it, but you're eaten up by envy. Who wouldn't be? That is the best goblin ever. And having spent some time in the company of the model for this masterpiece, I can tell you nthey are most assuredly a goblin. They refuse to conform to the image of goblinity that others expect. So shut up :)

It gets the Ninja Banana seal of approval

http://img67.echo.cx/img67/8141/ninjabanana7of.jpg

That's just the jealousy talking. You won't admit it, but you're eaten up by envy. Who wouldn't be? That is the best goblin ever. And having spent some time in the company of the model for this masterpiece, I can tell you nthey are most assuredly a goblin. They refuse to conform to the image of goblinity that others expect. So shut up :)

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Steve1.GIF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Steverobot.GIF

'Steve the Happy Goblin Prepares to Tickle the Grinning Robot'

So, how much do you want for it?

Another masterpiece!
The expression on Steve is a masterstroke. It effortlessly portrays the sheer joy of tickling a happy robot. Add to that the sheer look of determination in his eyes... it SCREAMS 'I AM going to tickle this happy robot!'. Truly a piece for the ages.

which medium did you use?

Uberpaint >_>

<_<

MSPaint?

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/steve3.GIF

'Steve Surveys a Refreshing Snack'

Yep. paint.

you should like get copyright and stuff, and then release it as a kikass webcomic, and then you'd be able to like push other people around cos you'd have a webcomic

Note to everyone: GET AWAY! MY COPYRIGHT!

A webcomic you say? I wish I knew how...

*gets copyright*

no just shitting ya' i need to get copyright on my own webcomic though, must remember to do that.

Copyright is not something you have to apply for. Put a notice in there and it's yours.

On that note, copyright Joseph Wilson 2005 :D

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Steve1.GIF

That's quite the perceptive wannabe-goblin troll.

ah well in which case

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/quorocks-Mr_Spoot_at_the_circus.JPG

Copyright Alec Charles Edward Younge AKA "Acco Spoot" 2005

That's quite the perceptive wannabe-goblin troll.

Seriously, quit pissing on the masterpiece. Or get your own goblin. Have you spoken to a goblin? Have you spoken to a troll? Perhaps this goblin does not conform to our idea of goblinity? Perhaps it's some kind of obese tolkien-esque goblin?

I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!

GREATEST WORK OF ART EVER111111!!!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!shiftone

This is the best damn General thread ever.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Steverobot.GIF

'Steve the Happy Goblin Prepares to Tickle the Grinning Robot'
yay!!! story!!

*sits crossed-legged on the floor round Ankhmet*

we want a story!!

GREATEST WORK OF ART EVER111111!!!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!shiftone

Not THAT is what I want to hear.

I'm gonna print them all and hang them on my wall.

I'm going to indulge Pure Metal.

COMING SOON

STEVE THE HAPPY GOBLIN IN:

STEVE TICKLES A ROBOT!

BUT FIRST: Steve Scares a Ginger Kid.


http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Steveginger.GIF

I love you.

you should encourage a bad artist

Seriously, quit pissing on the masterpiece. Or get your own goblin. Have you spoken to a goblin? Have you spoken to a troll? Perhaps this goblin does not conform to our idea of goblinity? Perhaps it's some kind of obese tolkien-esque goblin?

Then it needs to lose weight, the fat-ass. Or stop being a traitor to its troll heritage.

you should encourage a bad artist

Bite me.

*middle finger action*

Fass: Steve is comfortable with his weight. And he's not a troll. Unlike some.

*stares at Fass*

I'm going to indulge Pure Metal.

COMING SOON

STEVE THE HAPPY GOBLIN IN:

STEVE TICKLES A ROBOT!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!


but i Steve looks pretty scary in Steve Scares a Ginger Kid :eek: :(

Steve's fist story is going to be installments, so keep checking here :D

Fass: Steve is comfortable with his weight. And he's not a troll. Unlike some.

*stares at Fass*

Now, now, no need to take this personally. Your abomination is not you.

CONTROVERSY ROCKS STEVE'S WORLD!!

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9454/stevessecretlove0az.png

Today, a paparazzi photographer took an incriminating picture of Steve, the Goblin, on his private Goblin Island. His T-shirt clearly indicates a secret love for someone special that he dare not tell a soul about. Fa..con. pages 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10

Also: Steve's friend reveals all of the 'affair'

Now, now, no need to take this personally. Your abomination is not you.

Ummm...No...He is not. He is not me. At all.

EDIT: Steve denies all allegations! That T-shirt was clearly doctored in paint!

To avoid the slander of Steve spreading into his debut story, I'm starting a new thread :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9568753#post9568753

ah well in which case

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/quorocks-Mr_Spoot_at_the_circus.JPG

Copyright Alec Charles Edward Younge AKA "Acco Spoot" 2005
Backstard

Backstard

why whats wrong?

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/stevekitten.GIF

Moral Choice? Steve's Personality Test

What would your choice be?

If you say:

A)He shoots the kitten.
You are:
A total headcase.

B)He has ice cream.
You're pathetic.

C)He shoots himself.
You're a stupid goth.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/stevekitten.GIF

Moral Choice? Steve's Personality Test

What would your choice be?

If you say:

A)He shoots the kitten.
You are:
A total headcase.

B)He has ice cream.
You're pathetic.

C)He shoots himself.
You're a stupid goth.
D) He goes off to tickle the robot again.
You are:
Correct

Be quiet. I'll have non of your Steve conspiracies here.

Bump.

Heh. Steve reminds me of these guys. (http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20050103)

Dude, I'm serious, this is great art.

I've made it my background now.

ANKHMET! We've met, before, once, I'm almost certain. Anyway, this is BEAUTIFUL! you MUST get a devart and put this on! And I'd favorite it right away!

Has anyone else noticed that the crab is a double amputee? Also that the Goblin has ten fingers when in other drawings they allways seem to have eight? I think I see what's going on here. The goblin has been grafting crab legs to his hands!

Yes. Yes he has. Ignore the continuity error and listen to Phylum Chordata.

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/Stevechrisorigins.GIF
The Origins of Chris' Double Amputation

New one is up...

Yes. Yes he has. Ignore the continuity error and listen to Phylum Chordata.

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/Stevechrisorigins.GIF
The Origins of Chris' Double Amputation
Ah. Interesting, interesting. In this picture we see Steve brandishing that knife with a look of abject glee. At least, the unobservent critic notices this. However, taken in context with the other masterpieces, we can see the subtle hints of pain within Steve's beautiful face - the frown, most notably, expresses the heartfelt sorrow that the young goblin feels in this stance, his torture weapon literally at hand. Perhaps this is a crime of passion for Chris' infidelity, possibly with the robot that Steve wished to oust through another form of torture - the homoerotic tickling episode. Once again, this hearkens back to the duality of Steve - his complexity and simplicity - in that he originally tickled the robot to show the robot its inner self and take away the pain through the medium of tickling (complex) whilst also using the tickling to torture the Robot for fooling around with Chris, Steve's long term partner (passionate and simple). This piece sheds new light on Steve and his world, whilst reinforcing values suggested prior to this evidence.

I'm thinking of adding a forum to my site just so you can post your little essays there :D

pfft... my pirates would beat Steve any day of the week...

*sobs*
This thread brings back so many memories...

sniffles... the nostalgia.

Steve fighting pirates, I believe, would be a pretty even match. To close to call, IMHO. Maybe this is the next episode in the Steve saga?

As any great artist, Ankhmet now has to suffer from copycats and thiefs. Just look what I found when I googled "Masterpiece+Goblins":

Check it out! It's... square-ish. (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Steve-stolen.GIF)

As any great artist, Ankhmet now has to suffer from copycats and thiefs. Just look what I found when I googled "Masterpiece+Goblins":

Check it out! It's... square-ish. (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Steve-stolen.GIF)

YOU SON OF A BITCH!