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UBER OMGZ ART! [amazing image warning]

Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 18:50
I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!
FairyTInkArisen
02-09-2005, 18:52
I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/Steve1.GIF
:eek: *is speechless*
Eurasia and Oceana
02-09-2005, 18:53
I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!

:D :D :D :D

I'M SO UNIMPRESSED AT YOUR STUPIDITY

:gundge:
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 18:53
Obviously the apex of human artistic development, Stve the Happy Goblin is simply indescribable in form, closer to a classical god than a goblin.

EDIT: And I'm so unimpressed at your smileys! Go and crawl back into your hole, plebian!
Fass
02-09-2005, 18:56
I am saddened by how much time this must have taken you.
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 18:57
Probably seven minutes. I MEAN YEARS!
Fass
02-09-2005, 18:59
Probably seven minutes. I MEAN YEARS!

I didn't want to tell you this at first, but your goblin looks more like a green troll.
Ravea
02-09-2005, 19:01
Obviously the apex of human artistic development, Stve the Happy Goblin is simply indescribable in form, closer to a classical god than a goblin.

EDIT: And I'm so unimpressed at your smileys! Go and crawl back into your hole, plebian!

Perhaps Steve is being depicted as the god of all goblins, eh?
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:01
I didn't want to tell you this at first, but your goblin looks more like a green troll.

That's just the jealousy talking. You won't admit it, but you're eaten up by envy. Who wouldn't be? That is the best goblin ever. And having spent some time in the company of the model for this masterpiece, I can tell you nthey are most assuredly a goblin. They refuse to conform to the image of goblinity that others expect. So shut up :)
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:03
It gets the Ninja Banana seal of approval

http://img67.echo.cx/img67/8141/ninjabanana7of.jpg
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:05
That's just the jealousy talking. You won't admit it, but you're eaten up by envy. Who wouldn't be? That is the best goblin ever. And having spent some time in the company of the model for this masterpiece, I can tell you nthey are most assuredly a goblin. They refuse to conform to the image of goblinity that others expect. So shut up :)

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Steve1.GIF
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:21
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Steverobot.GIF

'Steve the Happy Goblin Prepares to Tickle the Grinning Robot'
Heron-Marked Warriors
02-09-2005, 19:25
So, how much do you want for it?
Anime Fandom X
02-09-2005, 19:26
Another masterpiece!
The expression on Steve is a masterstroke. It effortlessly portrays the sheer joy of tickling a happy robot. Add to that the sheer look of determination in his eyes... it SCREAMS 'I AM going to tickle this happy robot!'. Truly a piece for the ages.
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:28
which medium did you use?
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:34
Uberpaint >_>

<_<
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:34
MSPaint?
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:35
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/steve3.GIF

'Steve Surveys a Refreshing Snack'

Yep. paint.
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:37
you should like get copyright and stuff, and then release it as a kikass webcomic, and then you'd be able to like push other people around cos you'd have a webcomic
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:39
Note to everyone: GET AWAY! MY COPYRIGHT!

A webcomic you say? I wish I knew how...
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:41
*gets copyright*

no just shitting ya' i need to get copyright on my own webcomic though, must remember to do that.
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:43
Copyright is not something you have to apply for. Put a notice in there and it's yours.

On that note, copyright Joseph Wilson 2005 :D
Fass
02-09-2005, 19:46
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Steve1.GIF

That's quite the perceptive wannabe-goblin troll.
Spooty
02-09-2005, 19:50
ah well in which case

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/quorocks-Mr_Spoot_at_the_circus.JPG

Copyright Alec Charles Edward Younge AKA "Acco Spoot" 2005
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:50
That's quite the perceptive wannabe-goblin troll.

Seriously, quit pissing on the masterpiece. Or get your own goblin. Have you spoken to a goblin? Have you spoken to a troll? Perhaps this goblin does not conform to our idea of goblinity? Perhaps it's some kind of obese tolkien-esque goblin?
Ifreann
02-09-2005, 19:52
I present to the nationstates community the greatest work of art ever produced!

It depicts Steve the Happy Goblin in his daily life on Goblin Island, along with Chris the Crab. Marvel at the detailed birds! Be shocked at the blinding sun! FEAR the ocean waves!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF

YAY! I WORKED OUT THE IMG TAGS!

GREATEST WORK OF ART EVER111111!!!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!shiftone
Abu-Dhabi Khristatata
02-09-2005, 19:55
This is the best damn General thread ever.
Pure Metal
02-09-2005, 19:59
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Steverobot.GIF

'Steve the Happy Goblin Prepares to Tickle the Grinning Robot'
yay!!! story!!

*sits crossed-legged on the floor round Ankhmet*

we want a story!!
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 19:59
GREATEST WORK OF ART EVER111111!!!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!shiftone

Not THAT is what I want to hear.
Egg and chips
02-09-2005, 20:00
I'm gonna print them all and hang them on my wall.
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:03
I'm going to indulge Pure Metal.

COMING SOON

STEVE THE HAPPY GOBLIN IN:

STEVE TICKLES A ROBOT!

BUT FIRST: Steve Scares a Ginger Kid.


http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Steveginger.GIF
Kaitonia
02-09-2005, 20:04
I love you.
Jeefs
02-09-2005, 20:05
you should encourage a bad artist
Fass
02-09-2005, 20:06
Seriously, quit pissing on the masterpiece. Or get your own goblin. Have you spoken to a goblin? Have you spoken to a troll? Perhaps this goblin does not conform to our idea of goblinity? Perhaps it's some kind of obese tolkien-esque goblin?

Then it needs to lose weight, the fat-ass. Or stop being a traitor to its troll heritage.
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:06
you should encourage a bad artist

Bite me.

*middle finger action*

Fass: Steve is comfortable with his weight. And he's not a troll. Unlike some.

*stares at Fass*
Pure Metal
02-09-2005, 20:08
I'm going to indulge Pure Metal.

COMING SOON

STEVE THE HAPPY GOBLIN IN:

STEVE TICKLES A ROBOT!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!


but i Steve looks pretty scary in Steve Scares a Ginger Kid :eek: :(
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:09
Steve's fist story is going to be installments, so keep checking here :D
Fass
02-09-2005, 20:14
Fass: Steve is comfortable with his weight. And he's not a troll. Unlike some.

*stares at Fass*

Now, now, no need to take this personally. Your abomination is not you.
The Tribes Of Longton
02-09-2005, 20:15
CONTROVERSY ROCKS STEVE'S WORLD!!

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9454/stevessecretlove0az.png

Today, a paparazzi photographer took an incriminating picture of Steve, the Goblin, on his private Goblin Island. His T-shirt clearly indicates a secret love for someone special that he dare not tell a soul about. Fa..con. pages 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10

Also: Steve's friend reveals all of the 'affair'
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:16
Now, now, no need to take this personally. Your abomination is not you.

Ummm...No...He is not. He is not me. At all.

EDIT: Steve denies all allegations! That T-shirt was clearly doctored in paint!
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:19
To avoid the slander of Steve spreading into his debut story, I'm starting a new thread :D
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 20:21
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9568753#post9568753
GalliamsBack
02-09-2005, 20:47
ah well in which case

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/quorocks-Mr_Spoot_at_the_circus.JPG

Copyright Alec Charles Edward Younge AKA "Acco Spoot" 2005
Backstard
Spooty
02-09-2005, 20:48
Backstard

why whats wrong?
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 22:26
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/stevekitten.GIF

Moral Choice? Steve's Personality Test

What would your choice be?

If you say:

A)He shoots the kitten.
You are:
A total headcase.

B)He has ice cream.
You're pathetic.

C)He shoots himself.
You're a stupid goth.
The Tribes Of Longton
02-09-2005, 22:36
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/stevekitten.GIF

Moral Choice? Steve's Personality Test

What would your choice be?

If you say:

A)He shoots the kitten.
You are:
A total headcase.

B)He has ice cream.
You're pathetic.

C)He shoots himself.
You're a stupid goth.
D) He goes off to tickle the robot again.
You are:
Correct
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 22:38
Be quiet. I'll have non of your Steve conspiracies here.
Ankhmet
02-09-2005, 23:16
Bump.
CthulhuFhtagn
03-09-2005, 03:43
Heh. Steve reminds me of these guys. (http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20050103)
Serapindal
03-09-2005, 03:47
Dude, I'm serious, this is great art.
Serapindal
03-09-2005, 03:52
I've made it my background now.
The Zoogie People
03-09-2005, 03:57
ANKHMET! We've met, before, once, I'm almost certain. Anyway, this is BEAUTIFUL! you MUST get a devart and put this on! And I'd favorite it right away!
Phylum Chordata
03-09-2005, 05:57
Has anyone else noticed that the crab is a double amputee? Also that the Goblin has ten fingers when in other drawings they allways seem to have eight? I think I see what's going on here. The goblin has been grafting crab legs to his hands!
Ankhmet
03-09-2005, 13:23
Yes. Yes he has. Ignore the continuity error and listen to Phylum Chordata.

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/Stevechrisorigins.GIF
The Origins of Chris' Double Amputation
Ankhmet
03-09-2005, 15:31
New one is up...
The Tribes Of Longton
03-09-2005, 16:17
Yes. Yes he has. Ignore the continuity error and listen to Phylum Chordata.

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/Stevechrisorigins.GIF
The Origins of Chris' Double Amputation
Ah. Interesting, interesting. In this picture we see Steve brandishing that knife with a look of abject glee. At least, the unobservent critic notices this. However, taken in context with the other masterpieces, we can see the subtle hints of pain within Steve's beautiful face - the frown, most notably, expresses the heartfelt sorrow that the young goblin feels in this stance, his torture weapon literally at hand. Perhaps this is a crime of passion for Chris' infidelity, possibly with the robot that Steve wished to oust through another form of torture - the homoerotic tickling episode. Once again, this hearkens back to the duality of Steve - his complexity and simplicity - in that he originally tickled the robot to show the robot its inner self and take away the pain through the medium of tickling (complex) whilst also using the tickling to torture the Robot for fooling around with Chris, Steve's long term partner (passionate and simple). This piece sheds new light on Steve and his world, whilst reinforcing values suggested prior to this evidence.
Ankhmet
03-09-2005, 16:32
I'm thinking of adding a forum to my site just so you can post your little essays there :D
Jordaxia
03-09-2005, 17:10
pfft... my pirates would beat Steve any day of the week...

*sobs*
This thread brings back so many memories...

sniffles... the nostalgia.
Anime Fandom X
03-09-2005, 21:20
Steve fighting pirates, I believe, would be a pretty even match. To close to call, IMHO. Maybe this is the next episode in the Steve saga?
Hata-alla
03-09-2005, 22:07
As any great artist, Ankhmet now has to suffer from copycats and thiefs. Just look what I found when I googled "Masterpiece+Goblins":

Check it out! It's... square-ish. (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Steve-stolen.GIF)
Ankhmet
03-09-2005, 22:10
As any great artist, Ankhmet now has to suffer from copycats and thiefs. Just look what I found when I googled "Masterpiece+Goblins":

Check it out! It's... square-ish. (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Steve-stolen.GIF)

YOU SON OF A BITCH!