NationStates Jolt Archive


Know what it is before you apply it to your anus

Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2005, 16:57
Clicky (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61611)

We may make snide remarks about all of the excessive product warning labels out there. In fact some of us may not even look at the warning labels. Maybe even some of us don't even look at the labels because of the excessive warnings. This is obviously what must have happened in a Wyoming community when a pharmacist mistook super glue with hemorrhoid cream, not once, but several times.

People just need to pay more attention to what they're doing. But since you can't count on that happening maybe they should just continue with the inane warnings
Jocabia
02-09-2005, 16:58
Clicky (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61611)

We may make snide remarks about all of the excessive product warning labels out there. In fact some of us may not even look at the warning labels. Maybe even some of us don't even look at the labels because of the excessive warnings. This is obviously what must have happened in a Wyoming community when a pharmacist mistook super glue with hemorrhoid cream, not once, but several times.

People just need to pay more attention to what they're doing. But since you can't count on that happening maybe they should just continue with the inane warnings

Weekly World News is a tabloid. That is not real news.
Peechland
02-09-2005, 16:59
this gets the "Peechland funny thread title" award....
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2005, 17:01
Weekly World News is a tabloid. That is not real news.
It's more consistently reliable than any other major news source.
Darksbania
02-09-2005, 17:02
Real: No.

Funny as hell: Yes!
Blu-tac
02-09-2005, 17:07
Weekly World News is a tabloid. That is not real news.

who cares, is still hilarious.
Jocabia
02-09-2005, 17:08
It's more consistently reliable than any other major news source.

Ah, yes. Let's look at their accuracy, shall we?

Here we see that farts are being used by Texas on Death Row -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61605

Here the ghost of Lincoln is advising our president-
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61699

The moon will EXPLODE within six months!!!-
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61699

Sweden legalizes looking up women's skirts -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61694

How to tell if your prostitute is an ET -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2005, 17:09
Ah, yes. Let's look at their accuracy, shall we?

Here we see that farts are being used by Texas on Death Row -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61605

Here the ghost of Lincoln is advising our president-
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61699

The moon will EXPLODE within six months!!!-
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61699

Sweden legalizes looking up women's skirts -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61694

How to tell if your prostitute is an ET -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245

You failed to convince me that they're not consistent.
AlanBstard
02-09-2005, 17:10
In England Tabloids at least PRETEND to be real. I once picked up a national inquirer with the head line "annerexic girl eats world's fattest cat".
Peechland
02-09-2005, 17:10
lmao Joc.....I especially like the Farts in Texas.HA!
Ashmoria
02-09-2005, 17:11
PHEW, im glad its a made up story from weekly world news. really, pharmacists do not dispense superglue so there is no way it could have been an accident if it had been true.
Laerod
02-09-2005, 17:13
Clicky (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61611)

We may make snide remarks about all of the excessive product warning labels out there. In fact some of us may not even look at the warning labels. Maybe even some of us don't even look at the labels because of the excessive warnings. This is obviously what must have happened in a Wyoming community when a pharmacist mistook super glue with hemorrhoid cream, not once, but several times.

People just need to pay more attention to what they're doing. But since you can't count on that happening maybe they should just continue with the inane warningsOur Lady of Dripping Blood Hospital? Sounds more like a "hoax" to me...
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2005, 17:15
*Sigh*

Why must people ruin the fun by stating the obvious when I post these articles? :(

Why not just enjoy the humor?
Jocabia
02-09-2005, 17:20
*Sigh*

Why must people ruin the fun by stating the obvious when I post these articles? :(

Why not just enjoy the humor?

We are enjoying the humor and, don't worry, some people will take it seriously and talk about how he should disbarred or whatever they do to pharmacists.

And tell me you didn't enjoy the alien hooker article.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2005, 17:24
We are enjoying the humor and, don't worry, some people will take it seriously and talk about how he should disbarred or whatever they do to pharmacists.

And tell me you didn't enjoy the alien hooker article.
I enjoy most of their articles. That's why I post them here so I can share the wealth.

Maybe I should start a things I learned from WWN list to finally replace the Things I learned from hentai list that the mods deemed inappropriate.
Secluded Islands
02-09-2005, 17:29
oh good, i was hoping that this was fake. that would have been horrible, but even if it was true, i would still have to laugh at the situation...