NationStates Jolt Archive

Have you ever been browsing the forums and thought to yourself, 'wow, that Kanabia is an awesome guy! I'd sure love to own him for 24 hours!'? well you're not alone, and now is your chance to do something about it!

But first, I need some volunteers to be auctioned off, male and female, all ages welcomed, so sign up today!

Auctionees:

77Seven77
Ancient Valyria
Automagfreek
FairyTinkArisen
Harlesburg
Hemingsoft
Hobabwe
Kanabia
Lapse
Legless Pirates
Monkeypimp
Pure Metal
Zwange

*lol
I entered the Miss Nationstates competition so that others wouldn't be scared to enter as well, seeing that I was the competition they were going to face. But here, I might just have the opposite effect, so I'll give it a miss :D

Well, I already volunteered on MSN :p I better go for a high price this time :gundge:


:(

'wow, that Kanabia is an awesome guy! I'd sure love to own him for 24 hours!'?

:eek: :fluffle:!!

OK, i'll go up. Just for that comment. :D

ok

Perhaps.

Me

Only if I get auctioned to a rather lovely lady, thank you kindly

Well, I already volunteered on MSN :p I better go for a high price this time :gundge:


:(
$250?

Kanabia= Buck & forty cents

Perhaps.
you know you want to

Not me (as no one in their right mind would WANT me), but I'm interested to see just what you'd auction them off for. I mean, what would you have your very own NSer DO?

Hmm... unless you bought someone you fequently disagreed with just to have them post for the next 24 hrs, "I agree with (NAME) compleatly. S/he is absolutly right and a genius," on every thread you post in.

... On second thought I think I might be interested in buying, depending who signs up. ;)

I'm so going to get Tink! And if any of you even try to get in the way of that... :gundge:

I'm so going to get Tink! And if any of you even try to get in the way of that... :gundge:
TInk is mine!


Im up for it!
Harlesburg signs down.

Have you ever been browsing the forums and thought to yourself, 'wow, that Kanabia is an awesome guy! I'd sure love to own him for 24 hours!'? well you're not alone, and now is your chance to do something about it!



Do you know I've never thought that once in my life....When you own the person for a day what praytell are their limits of serivce? :D

TInk is mine!


Im up for it!
Harlesburg signs down.


Where you the guy that had the pervy dream about Tink? :D

i would kinda like to know exactly what being 'owned' (as apposed to pwned of course ;)) entails, but if its nothing... malicious then i'm game :D

TInk is mine!


Im up for it!
Harlesburg signs down.

Tink is going to be expensive :)

Don't think anyone wants me, but why the heck not

sign me up.

edit: I propse the proceeds of this auction go to the "Help Hobabwe through the winter" fund. :P

TInk is mine!


Im up for it!
Harlesburg signs down.
Bring it on! :upyours:

Where you the guy that had the pervy dream about Tink? :D
Maybe it wasnt really pervy it was just wierd and stuff.

Tink is going to be expensive :)

Don't think anyone wants me, but why the heck not

sign me up.

edit: I propse the proceeds of this auction go to the "Help Hobabwe through the winter" fund. :P
Im well off!

Sign me up Tink. ;)

i would kinda like to know exactly what being 'owned' (as apposed to pwned of course ;)) entails, but if its nothing... malicious then i'm game :D
Muwahahahahahaahaha.. *cough* Oh, sorry about that, just clearing my throat. :p

*counts money*

Drat. I can't outbid Harlesburg

And please sign me up as well :fluffle:

Bring it on! :upyours:
Ill Trolley Joust you for Her!

Muwahahahahahaahaha.. *cough* Oh, sorry about that, just clearing my throat. :p
:eek: :eek:

:eek: :eek:
Damn straight ;)

ok, the person who buys you gets to have your sig for 24hours, or at least some space in your sig, however you can't make them put in anything that's against the rules of course, and stuff like that, i don't expect you to give your soul away or anything

Muwahahahahahaahaha.. *cough* Oh, sorry about that, just clearing my throat. :p

Being owned by you would be...interesting.. ;)

I'll do it if you still need more people.

*counts money*

Drat. I can't outbid Harlesburg

And please sign me up as well :fluffle:
you don't know what i'm gonna let people use as money :p

Being owned by you would be...interesting.. ;)
I've promised not to cut any hearts out this time, though. Wait, no I didn't! :eek:


Bwahahaha. :D

*counts money*

Drat. I can't outbid Harlesburg

And please sign me up as well :fluffle:
Darn straight!

ok, the person who buys you gets to have your sig for 24hours, or at least some space in your sig, however you can't make them put in anything that's against the rules of course, and stuff like that, i don't expect you to give your soul away or anything
sign me up then :fluffle:

you don't know what i'm gonna let people use as money :p
Oooh. I hope it's beer.

2 cases for Tinks!

Oooh. I hope it's beer.

2 cases for Tinks!

:eek:

Wow. Nobody can outbid that. It's far too valuable a commodity.

:eek:

Wow. Nobody can outbid that. It's far too valuable a commodity.
I know, but she's worth it

I know, but she's worth it
:fluffle:


although it wont be beer anyway

:fluffle:


although it wont be beer anyway
:fluffle:

oh. I mean. Grrrrr

Don't keep everyone waiting then!

:fluffle:


although it wont be beer anyway

I know what it is, nyah! *pokes tongue out at LP*

As long as I don't get auctioned off to a fat 53 year old Texan man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and his penis in the other, sign me up!


*returns to lack of existance*

As long as I don't get auctioned off to a fat 53 year old Texan man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and his penis in the other, sign me up!

It's okay, Eutrusca is still banned for a couple of days.



Yes, I know he's older, and not Texan, and that was meant in jest, nobody report me for OMG flaming please

As long as I don't get auctioned off to a fat 53 year old Texan man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and his penis in the other, sign me up!


*returns to lack of existance*
Ah, I see you joined up like I told you to :p I can't wait until I own you :D

It's okay, Eutrusca is still banned for a couple of days.



Yes, I know he's older, and not Texan, and that was meant in jest, nobody report me for OMG flaming please
banned again. :eek:

i can buy more beer than all of you.

As long as I don't get auctioned off to a fat 53 year old Texan man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and his penis in the other, sign me up!


*returns to lack of existance*
yay! Lapse! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Sure, why not. Every human auction needs that one person who's lucky to go for 25 cents.

I've promised not to cut any hearts out this time, though. Wait, no I didn't! :eek:


Bwahahaha. :D

.....help....

banned again. :eek:

i can buy more beer than all of you.
blablabla

I'll have to see it before I believe that

http://www.stud.tue.nl/~koers/krattenbrug/images/Recordpoging_2_055.jpg

.....help....
What? What did I do!?

blablabla

I'll have to see it before I believe that

http://www.stud.tue.nl/~koers/krattenbrug/images/Recordpoging_2_055.jpg

:eek:

Well, I can drink more beer than all of you. :p

What? What did I do!?

Threatened to remove our hearts !!

Evil one !!

<searches desperatly for a crucifix>

blablabla

I'll have to see it before I believe that

http://www.stud.tue.nl/~koers/krattenbrug/images/Recordpoging_2_055.jpg
Nice try youll just steal it!
*Bloody Pirates!*

Nice try youll just steal it!
*Bloody Pirates!*
Actually it was built at my uni :p

Threatened to remove our hearts !!

Evil one !!

<searches desperatly for a crucifix>
I was framed, I swear! :eek:

Actually it was built at my uni :p

mafkezen !

I was framed, I swear!

suuuuuree you where

<continues searching for crucifix>

I so wanna own Cog for 24 hours. Nothing naughty...I'd just like to watch/listen to his brain work. I know he's way out of my price range though.*curses*

Ah, I see you joined up like I told you to :p I can't wait until I own you :D
why is there no emoticon to express what I am feeling :S

Im well up to be bought and sold

why is there no emoticon to express what I am feeling :S
Is that a happy kinda feeling? Or are you terrified? http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/shiftyeyes.gif Like this? http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif ?

Is that a happy kinda feeling? Or are you terrified? http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/shiftyeyes.gif Like this? http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif ?
is there a combination of the two?

bumpity bump

:eek:

Well, I can drink more beer than all of you. :p
oh yeah? well my room is waaaaaaaaaaay more untidy than yours ;) :D

why not, sign me up

:eek:

Well, I can drink more beer than all of you. :p

Would this comparison be weight catagorized? For 140 lbs., 200 oz. in a night ain't bad. Still could walk on my own and orient myself around too.

Would this comparison be weight catagorized? For 140 lbs., 200 oz. in a night ain't bad. Still could walk on my own and orient myself around too.
i think it's probably based on the fact that he's Australian

i think it's probably based on the fact that he's Australian

Australians don't know how to drink. :D

add me to be auctioned. Come on people, there's gotta be high prices for trotskyists. We seem to be a rare breed on this forum

add me to be auctioned. Come on people, there's gotta be high prices for trotskyists. We seem to be a rare breed on this forum

Good someone is worth something!!

Alcoholic physicists probably don't go for much.

i think it's probably based on the fact that he's Australian


and therefore uses metric :D


How much is 200 oz?

Would this comparison be weight catagorized? For 140 lbs., 200 oz. in a night ain't bad. Still could walk on my own and orient myself around too.
Yeah, the metric thing, as Monkeypimp said...I've no idea how much 200 oz. is.

EDIT- OK, I looked it up. That's about 5.6 litres, or 15 beers...correct? And 140 lbs. is 63.5kg.

I weigh about 68kg (150 lbs.) and on a good night out, i'll drink anywhere from 12-18 and get myself home. I've done more than that, but I suffer for it quite terribly, so I tend to avoid it. :p It's usually less than that though. If i'm just trying to get that drunk, i'll drink spirits.

Depends what you mean by a "night" as well. If i'm going to drink that heavily, it's usually over quite a few hours.

Australians don't know how to drink. :D

Oh yeah? ;)

oh yeah? well my room is waaaaaaaaaaay more untidy than yours ;) :D

Yeah, but you live on your own. You've got a distinct advantage.

I want to be auctioned. What a way to return.

I want to be auctioned. What a way to return.
yay! Branin! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Auction me off, though i doubt anyone will buy me :(

(waits for someone to say, "no you're great, someone will buy you") :)

When does the auction begin anyway?

Auction me off, though i doubt anyone will buy me :(

(waits for someone to say, "no you're great, someone will buy you") :)

When does the auction begin anyway?
tomorrow evening

Auction me off, though i doubt anyone will buy me :(

Don't worry, I have plans to buy up everyone who is unclaimed and use them in a zombie army.

I suspect it'll be bad for my ego, but I'm game.

i would kinda like to know exactly what being 'owned' (as apposed to pwned of course ;)) entails, but if its nothing... malicious then i'm game :D

what he said

who gets the money and what are the limits of what i get for my winning bid?

you don't know what i'm gonna let people use as money :p

Postcounts.

I....might.



On the condition that I get.....something.



You know what I mean. ;)

(Or maybe you don't. In which case, 2 x ;).)

Postcounts.
MWAHAHAHAHA! >D

who gets the money and what are the limits of what i get for my winning bid?
well it's not real so nobody gets it, if you win someone you can have their sig for 24 hours, but you can't put anything against the rules in it obviously

Postcounts.
yeah, that was what i was gonna do but it's been decided that that's unfair and may encourage spamming so everyone is gonna get an equal amount except those participating, they get a bit extra

Postcounts.

damn just when i was workin on really big numbers(googl,googlplex).i could surely buy anyone with numbers as fantastic as that,as nobody would know how big my bid was

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaX a googl

yeah, that was what i was gonna do but it's been decided that that's unfair and may encourage spamming so everyone is gonna get an equal amount except those participating, they get a bit extra
Darn it...

Yeah, but you live on your own. You've got a distinct advantage.
well i was with 3 other students then... but thats nothing like parents, so ok :P

well it's not real so nobody gets it, if you win someone you can have their sig for 24 hours, but you can't put anything against the rules in it obviously
*pout*
i had a little list worked up of nice british "boys" who might end up obeying my every command.

Don't worry, I have plans to buy up everyone who is unclaimed and use them in a zombie army.
*practices zombie growl for Emperor Kan's zombie army*

you do have the right look for an evil emperor after all ;)

*practices zombie growl for Emperor Kan's zombie army*

you do have the right look for an evil emperor after all ;)
I think that was the intent....

*pout*
i had a little list worked up of nice british "boys" who might end up obeying my every command.
you don't need to buy them to do that!

you don't need to buy them to do that!
*quotes*

Although please don't look at me for that....

*practices zombie growl for Emperor Kan's zombie army*

you do have the right look for an evil emperor after all ;)

Yeah, sod communism, i've found my true calling.

;)

*pout*
i had a little list worked up of nice british "boys" who might end up obeying my every command.
*signs on. repeatedly*

Yeah, sod communism, i've found my true calling.

;)
lol :p


then again.... who's gonna buy you when you look like this (http://www.childoffortune.com/zombie.1.jpg), oh zombie commander? ;)

lol :p


then again.... who's gonna buy you when you look like this (http://www.childoffortune.com/zombie.1.jpg), oh zombie commander? ;)

Where did you get that picture of my grandfather?!

you don't need to buy them to do that!

By the by, this is a holiday weekend in America so you might not get as much interest if you do it tomorrow night.

By the by, this is a holiday weekend in America so you might not get as much interest if you do it tomorrow night.
kk, i'll start on monday

My bid for AMF is 50 pence and a few fries from Burger King.

kk, i'll start on monday

Monday IS the holiday. It's Labor Day and generally people have a three-day weekend.

Monday IS the holiday. It's Labor Day and generally people have a three-day weekend.
dammit! why couldn't you have had your holiday weekend last weekend like normal (British) people?!

dammit! why couldn't you have had your holiday weekend last weekend like normal (British) people?!
British people are normal?


*shakes head* ...Wow. I must have missed something.

dammit! why couldn't you have had your holiday weekend last weekend like normal (British) people?!

Cuz then teachers wouldn't get the day off because they'd still be on summer break, duh.

British people are normal?


*shakes head* ...Wow. I must have missed something.
*cough*freak*cough*

British people are normal?


*shakes head* ...Wow. I must have missed something.

Consider the source, as my mother used to say.

Consider the source, as my mother used to say.
I........see. :p

*cough*freak*cough*
:headbang: <-- what I do to prevent myself from dropping nuclear missiles on TInk

:headbang: <-- what I do to prevent myself from dropping nuclear missiles on TInk
that just proves my point

that just proves my point
Exactly. I should have done it. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Exactly. I should have done it. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
and you're a freak for not doing it

and you're a freak for not doing it
You have to point that out, don't you?

*picks up gun*

*aims at N.W. UK*

*remembers he doesn't have a gun*

Oh crap... :(

Anyway, if I ever meet you, please remind me to slap you. Backhanded preferably.

i'm too beautiful, too expensive and far too complex for any of you.
If anything, you should be grateful i deigned to post here

*aims at N.W. UK*

Oh, OK. Now it's on.

*gets out a cod and fish slaps Czardas into a canal*

I'll go up.

BUY MEEEEEEE!

*aims at N.W. UK*

i dunno where N.W. Is but if your aiming at UKland then your asking for it

*loads Bongcannon*

*aims*

Oh, OK. Now it's on.

*gets out a cod and fish slaps Czardas into a canal*
*puts wire net in fire, removes it after it gets to 1000 degrees Celsius and presses it into TL's body for 5 minutes, while laughing*

[sinister voice] No-one f***s with the Ruler of the Multiverse. [/sinister voice]

i dunno where N.W. Is but if your aiming at UKland then your asking for it

*loads Bongcannon*

*aims*
Northwestern UK, where the above poster lives.

You have to point that out, don't you?

*picks up gun*

*aims at N.W. UK*

*remembers he doesn't have a gun*

Oh crap... :(

Anyway, if I ever meet you, please remind me to slap you. Backhanded preferably.sure thing!

Northwestern UK, where the above poster lives.

Righty doodle skip, doesn't change the Bongcannon, if it's Northern Tingland then you deserve a bigger Bongcannon.

i'm too beautiful, too expensive and far too complex for any of you.
If anything, you should be grateful i deigned to post here
congratulations

i'm too beautiful, too expensive and far too complex for any of you.
If anything, you should be grateful i deigned to post here
Welcome to the madhouse.

Eeew! What's that smell?

Eeew! What's that smell?

hello

Eeew! What's that smell?
Maybe the fish Tribes slapped me with, for which he's now suffering immensely? :)

hello

*sniffs* Ah... um... that explains it

Eeew! What's that smell?
*points at the n00b*

*points at the n00b*
That doesn't refer to me, does it?

Because if it does...Bad things will happen to you. And soon.

That doesn't refer to me, does it?

Because if it does...Bad things will happen to you. And soon.
no, i meant that Vergor thing

*puts wire net in fire, removes it after it gets to 1000 degrees Celsius and presses it into TL's body for 5 minutes, while laughing*

[sinister voice] No-one f***s with the Ruler of the Multiverse. [/sinister voice]
*introduces Czardas to RL, then watches as his ego appears to crumble*

Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap. *calls upstairs* MUM! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

*kneels*

no, i meant that Vergor thing
... *is at a loss for words*

*introduces Czardas to RL, then watches as his ego appears to crumble*

Ah, Czardas, you see the light. You see, in the real world, you are merely one of the...

*begins to point at the crowds outside, then realises they are all kneeling and offering gifts, riually chanting 'Czardas' over and over. Even other sentient species are among the crowd, offering goods with their slimy tentactles*

Aw, crap. *calls upstairs* MUM! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

*kneels*
That's the spirit. ;)

... *is at a loss for words*
well that certainly makes a delightful change

well that certainly makes a delightful change

She said it, I didn't.

She said it, I didn't.
but you wanted to....

is pure metal still up for bids? i wanna own him cuz he has all the weed.

well that certainly makes a delightful change
You're calling for all-out war, aren't you?

is pure metal still up for bids? i wanna own him cuz he has all the weed.
we havn't started yet

You're calling for all-out war, aren't you?
:fluffle:

Add my name to the auction list

:fluffle:

it's the now nearly extinct FTA fluffle. I haven't seen one of those around these parts in nigh on two months.

:fluffle:
*returns :fluffle:*

Now you're confusing me.

it's the now nearly extinct FTA fluffle. I haven't seen one of those around these parts in nigh on two months.
FTA fluffle?

Add my name to the auction list

and mine

is pure metal still up for bids? i wanna own him cuz he has all the weed.
fuck yeah biotch :D :D

whoever owns me gets one mega fuck-off party, i can tell you that much!

...or at least in my mind they do (unless you can figure out a way to email these here sticky buds of course :P )

shit man, I'm high right now. I gots the hook up, yoooo!

FTA fluffle?
FairyTinkArisen

FairyTinkArisen
That's the first time I've seen "FTA" for TInk. "FTA" sounds a lot more like some business US Government commission or something.

fuck yeah biotch :D :D

whoever owns me gets one mega fuck-off party, i can tell you that much!

...or at least in my mind they do (unless you can figure out a way to email these here sticky buds of course :P )
*bids on PM*

[spooky voice]I'm fairly sure I can find out where you liiiiiiiiiiive.....[/sary voice]

But yeah, I'll give you £100 to buy us some party gear. No shit¬_¬

it's the now nearly extinct FTA fluffle. I haven't seen one of those around these parts in nigh on two months.
well you havn't been looking very hard, that isn't even my first today!

*returns :fluffle:*

Now you're confusing me.
maybe that's the plan

*bids on PM*

[spooky voice]I'm fairly sure I can find out where you liiiiiiiiiiive.....[/sary voice]

But yeah, I'll give you £100 to buy us some party gear. No shit¬_¬
i'll show you were i live if we can have a £100 worth of awesome party shit! :p

alright everybody... house party round Tribes' place! :D

maybe that's the plan
It is a good strategy, you have to allow her that.

i'll show you were i live if we can have a £100 worth of awesome party shit! :p

alright everybody... house party round Tribes' place! :D
Yah!

*cranks up the speakers, breaks out the party pretzels, gets naked and smears self in cannabis oil*

Hopefully, this should up the bidding on myself...¬_¬

Yah!

*cranks up the speakers, breaks out the party pretzels, gets naked and smears self in cannabis oil*

Hopefully, this should up the bidding on myself...¬_¬
It doesn't. I tend to be antisocial, sorry. ;)

gets naked and smears self in cannabis oil*

now, i may be a straight man... but there are certain circumstances i might be tempted by the dark side, and you just found my button :fluffle: :fluffle:

;)

It doesn't. I tend to be antisocial, sorry. ;)
Czardas considered bidding on me!

*dies of a pride attack*

now, i may be a straight man... but there are certain circumstances i might be tempted by the dark side, and you just found my button :fluffle: :fluffle:

;)
Well, they say the route to a man's heart is through his stomach. Weed just bypasses the need for real hunger. :D

Well, they say the route to a man's heart is through his stomach. Weed just bypasses the need for real hunger. :D

the quickest way to a mans heart is through the chest, with a high powered chainsaw.

the quickest way to a mans heart is through the chest, with a high powered chainsaw.
You lie! It's with a dagger under the sternum.


What?

You lie! It's with a dagger under the sternum.


What?
:eek: :eek: no more fluffles for you :eek:

im putting myself on the list! i know you all want my sexynass

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam014.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam001.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/6c9f692f.jpg

Have you ever been browsing the forums and thought to yourself, 'wow, that Kanabia is an awesome guy! I'd sure love to own him for 24 hours!'? well you're not alone, and now is your chance to do something about it!

But first, I need some volunteers to be auctioned off, male and female, all ages welcomed, so sign up today!

Auctionees:

77Seven77
Ancient Valyria
Automagfreek
FairyTinkArisen
Harlesburg
Hemingsoft
Hobabwe
Kanabia
Lapse
Legless Pirates
Monkeypimp
Pure Metal
Zwange
Bottle is always eager to be bought and sold. Feel free to add me to your list.

Neaness needs to do something fun for a change. She would like to be added to the list of goods for bidding.

add me to be auctioned. Come on people, there's gotta be high prices for trotskyists. We seem to be a rare breed on this forum
*Shoots j00!*

*Shoots j00!*


No, no, no. When killing a Trotskyist, one must always SMASH A MOUNTAIN CLIMBING AXE THROUGH THEIR SKULL!!!!

im putting myself on the list! i know you all want my sexynass

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam014.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam001.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/6c9f692f.jpg

Ah, a perfect candidate for my zombie army. :D

Just how are bids going to be made on this?

I got my eye on you Kanabia.

When I go up for sale, you all better be jumping at the chance to buy me. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif Or else. :p
Muwahahahaha... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/tri1f817aa.jpg)



Not the best of pictures, but you get the point. :D

Should we start a new thread with the pics and names of who is for bid?

I'll sign up... and a little taste of what can be expected grrrrrrrrr:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Dionysus777/Picture063.jpg
I'm such a tool...

Yes, yes you are XD

I'm always up for whoring myself out to the highest bidder. I just hope that whoever the highest bidder is, he/she is gentle with me. Or really rough. One or the other.

Also, how much money am I allowed to bid?

The classic Sdaeriji picture. A sample of the items to be purchased, if you will.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/maddillphatyo/Me/MeRockOut1.jpg

I'm always up for whoring myself out to the highest bidder. I just hope that whoever the highest bidder is, he/she is gentle with me. Or really rough. One or the other.

Also, how much money am I allowed to bid?
I'll be careful, don't you worry... hehehe.

And that has yet to be decided.

I'll be careful, don't you worry... hehehe.

And that has yet to be decided.

Hmm...you mean you're going to bid on me? How exciting. :D I can't decide whether I'm tittilated or horrified by what you might do to me.

I liked the post count idea, personally, but I'm a wee bit biased in that respect.

I'll be back with pics, for now know that I am up for bid

When I go up for sale, you all better be jumping at the chance to buy me. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif Or else. :p
Muwahahahaha... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/tri1f817aa.jpg)



Not the best of pictures, but you get the point. :D

You clearly need to post a better picture of yourself.

And sign up for fantasy footballl, damnit!

You clearly need to post a better picture of yourself.

And sign up for fantasy footballl, damnit!
Why?

Make me! I mean uhhh, right on it, skip!

I got my eye on you Kanabia.

That's bad, isn't it?

Why?

Make me! I mean uhhh, right on it, skip!

Because I'm a pervert and I want to see more pictures of you? I didn't know I needed a reason....

If you sign up, then we'll have an even amount of teams and we can actually play.

Because I'm a pervert and I want to see more pictures of you?
Well... thats honest to say the least...

Should we start a new thread with the pics and names of who is for bid?
its a good thing.

PS: martha sends her love and tells me to tell you she thinks you should

Well... thats honest to say the least...

Well, not really, but it's a more amusing answer than, "Because you are so beautiful that I just have to see more of you." At least calling myself a perv gets some laughs, hopefully.

hmm, everyone else is posting pictures, screw it i might aswell follow suit

http://img117.echo.cx/img117/2016/picture0250is.jpg

I like that picture too much.

im putting myself on the list! i know you all want my sexynass

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam014.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/cam001.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/6c9f692f.jpg
omg! *orgasms*

I'll sign up... and a little taste of what can be expected grrrrrrrrr:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Dionysus777/Picture063.jpg
I'm such a tool...
*growl* you never mentioned you were so sexy

I'm always up for whoring myself out to the highest bidder. I just hope that whoever the highest bidder is, he/she is gentle with me. Or really rough. One or the other.

Also, how much money am I allowed to bid?
the amount of money that everyone gets will be decided when i know how many people are gonna be auctioned off

a reminder of what you're bidding on here if everyone else be doing it

http://www.hlj.me.uk/DSC03104.jpg

its an old pic, but i like it (looks nice and moody... like i'm gonna kill the cameraman or something :P )


edit: ah yeah, and lets not forget about this
http://www.sweed113.homestead.com/files/hw.gif

;)

the amount of money that everyone gets will be decided when i know how many people are gonna be auctioned off

Hmm. Now I have to think of my bidding strategy; whether I want to try to win several people or just load up and win one person definately.

Sign me up. I need $$$ so I can go the Harvest Festival in couple weeks (its techno party held in a barn...woot...techno is the best)

As well as being Mentally Ill, I'm also a classicly trained artist and self-taught Techno/Electro producer. Whoever wins me can have me make them a logo/flag AND a theme song/anthem (the more you pay, the more effort I put in) I'm also prone to boputs of arrogance, so you get to pimp slap me when I get uppity.

Is it too late for me to be put up for auction? Here's my latest picture. I'm the one on the right leaning away.
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/artists/leonardo_da_vinci/last_supper.jpg

Is it too late for me to be put up for auction? Here's my latest picture. I'm the one on the right leaning away.
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/artists/leonardo_da_vinci/last_supper.jpg

I'm the one you're leaning away from.

Ooh, mememememe. :fluffle:

This was me on Christmas.

Clicky (http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8849/demonchris2uj.jpg)

This was me on Christmas.

Clicky (http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8849/demonchris2uj.jpg)

You and Skoffy should get together. You look like you'd be perfect for one another.

Actually it was built at my uni :p
No i meant youd steal my Beer. :(

Postcounts.
MWAHAHAHAHA! >D
Nope Mwhahahahahaha
Bloody LP! :mp5:

All these are from a hat war on another thread. I'll post some non-hat pictures latter, probably tomarrow.

http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spikestip8no.jpg
http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spikes0ne.jpg
http://img250.imageshack.us/my.php?image=constible2go.jpg
http://img104.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comnight19ku.jpg
http://img272.imageshack.us/my.php?image=connight26sy.jpg
http://img357.imageshack.us/my.php?image=viking4hz.jpg
http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vikaxe12mv.jpg
http://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vikeaxeup2pk.jpg
http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vikeaxe20gz.jpg

You and Skoffy should get together. You look like you'd be perfect for one another.


You should have seen me on Halloween!

No pictures of me exist.

No pictures of me exist.

And that is something that has upset me as long as I've known you, sir.

i'm gonna buy Sdaeriji and make him explain how to say his name :D

i'm gonna buy Sdaeriji and make him explain how to say his name :D

All the money in the world could not buy you that.

All the money in the world could not buy you that.


I think everyone who sees that name just makes up thier own pronounciation.

I use "Sah-Jeeri"

Im really not sure why...

I think everyone who sees that name just makes up thier own pronounciation.

I use "Sah-Jeeri"

Im really not sure why...

I use "Suh-day-ree-gee"

I think we should just call him, "Squishy!"

I think we should just call him, "Squishy!"

Hmm.

How about "Spongy"?

Hmm.

How about "Spongy"?


oooh!

Thats good!

Or "Squeegee!"

oooh!

Thats good!

Or "Squeegee!"

Excellent! Squeegee is perfect!

Suh Dare Eee Gee is sort of how I pronounce it.

Suh Dare Eee Gee is sort of how I pronounce it.


Informative, but youre too late.

I dub thee: "Squeegee."

i'm gonna buy Sdaeriji and make him explain how to say his name :D

I treat it like one of those wierd looking words from a scandinavian language that I will never try and say.



His name shall never be spoken.

Informative, but youre too late.

I dub thee: "Squeegee."
Squeegee it is for ever more!

http://images.quizilla.com/W/wolf-max/1055995689_pquizSquee.jpg

I'll come into the image game... maybe it will just push me above *Take it to the pound and have it put down*... either that or it will clinch it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/ramyn1.jpg <=me sitting down with a red nose after coming in from the snow...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/me1.jpg <= me scrathcing myself
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/P8190066.jpg <= me getting a photo taken
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/p3200097.jpg <= me tired after swimming 400m, boarding 400 and running 400
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/newbanana.gif <= me dancing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/jimmymesanchezjames.jpg <=me hungry (2nd from left)

Suh Dare Eee Gee is sort of how I pronounce it.

Too late, dude. You're Squeegee now ^_^

I'll come into the image game... maybe it will just push me above *Take it to the pound and have it put down*... either that or it will clinch it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/ramyn1.jpg <=me sitting down with a red nose after coming in from the snow...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/me1.jpg <= me scrathcing myself
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/P8190066.jpg <= me getting a photo taken
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/p3200097.jpg <= me tired after swimming 400m, boarding 400 and running 400
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/newbanana.gif <= me dancing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/jimmymesanchezjames.jpg <=me hungry (2nd from left)

Has anyone ever told you how gorgeous you are? ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/p3200097.jpg

HES DRINKING A COKE!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!! where the hell is that spork..

Has anyone ever told you how gorgeous you are? ;)

I second this. *whimper*

Oh, and the picture bandwagon: Me displaying my lovely uvula (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/Picture746.jpg)
Me looking mysteeeerious (and kinda hot) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/Picture605.jpg)
Me looking invisible (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/Picture_238.jpg)
Me and Gertrude exploring our friendship ... and our lust (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/Picture_166.jpg)
From this angle, it looks vaguely heart-shaped (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/IM001210.jpg)
My hand, looking bloody cool (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/handart.jpg)
My hair of doom (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/IM000829.jpg)
My tongue again (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/IM001134.jpg)
I just like this picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/hamsterkid_2000/IM001157.jpg)

i'm gonna buy Sdaeriji and make him explain how to say his name :D

No no no, I'll out bid you all for Maciej :).

And Tink, if you need more volunteers (though I have this feeling you might have enough already) I'll put myself up for auction as well.

EDIT: And if I do make it into the auction, I'll bake cookies for the winner and send them to you :). Because I love baking and cookies are yummy!

no, i meant that Vergor thing
What a Fag.

No, no, no. When killing a Trotskyist, one must always SMASH A MOUNTAIN CLIMBING AXE THROUGH THEIR SKULL!!!!
Yes the trusty Ice Pick.

I think everyone who sees that name just makes up thier own pronounciation.

I use "Sah-Jeeri"

Im really not sure why...I've always mentally pronounced it "SDARE uh jee," with a light secondary stress on the third syllable. Yes, I know the consonant cluster at the beginning is a little awkward, but I can deal with it. (I'm also aware that I arrived at this discussion too late and that the consensus seems to be "SKWISH ee" ... :-P)

Has anyone ever told you how gorgeous you are? ;)
does myself count?

ok I'm in. Bidding starts at 30 billion Iraqi Dinars.

ok I'm in. Bidding starts at 30 billion Iraqi Dinars.

$1.15 it is!

yeah im up for it, Im Corruptomania

No no no, I'll out bid you all for Maciej :).

And Tink, if you need more volunteers (though I have this feeling you might have enough already) I'll put myself up for auction as well.

EDIT: And if I do make it into the auction, I'll bake cookies for the winner and send them to you :). Because I love baking and cookies are yummy!
well, this auction is gonna go on forever lol, but if you're offering cookies as part of the proe then i think it's only fair on the other NSers that I allow you in.


And also, what a fab idea! I'll make flapjack for whoever wins me (and i mean the British kind of flapjack, not the American)

And also, what a fab idea! I'll make flapjack for whoever wins me (and i mean the British kind of flapjack, not the American)
the correct kind of flapjack ;)

ooh i could make my uber-delicious bbq chicken thingy with 6 different sauces n flavours for my winner :)
its an unusual one to choose but its my specialty damnit and thats what they're paying for... assuming i get any bids of course :P

Oh goody then can i make a Spam Sandwich and force feed it to Moleland?

Whats a Flapjack?

Oh goody then can i make a Spam Sandwich and force feed it to Moleland?

Whats a Flapjack?
it's like an oaty cake made with oats and golden syrup, it's sweet and moist and chewy and veeeery delicious

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/ne/new-flapjack.jpg

it's like an oaty cake made with oats and golden syrup, it's sweet and moist and chewy and veeeery delicious

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/ne/new-flapjack.jpg
I guess but id prefer some of LM's Pancakes.
No id prefer both.

Ive got a recipe for Golden Syrup(Teh Greatest thing ever) and Oat Pancakes.*Drools*
http://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/rasta.gif
opps thats the wrong pancake.....

So does Mole get a Spam sandwich?

I guess but id prefer some of LM's Pancakes.
No id prefer both.

Ive got a recipe for Golden Syrup(Teh Greatest thing ever) and Oat Pancakes.*Drools*
http://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/rasta.gif
opps thats the wrong pancake.....

So does Mole get a Spam sandwich?
sure, if you wanna send him one....

sure, if you wanna send him one....
No it has to be force fed.

i'd offer my cooking services to my winner, cept that i burn water...

i'd offer my cooking services to my winner, cept that i burn water...
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/graphics/GUITARTED.jpg

http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/graphics/GUITARTED.jpg


*rolls eyes*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/spork.jpg

*rolls eyes*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/spork.jpg
yeah sorry about that.
Nothing personel...

yeah sorry about that.
Nothing personel...
;)

Alright.



Who wants to draw a picture of me for the competition?



Best likeness wins.

Alright.



Who wants to draw a picture of me for the competition?



Best likeness wins.
Cant i just get a real one?
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/gran2.jpg
I am being serious.

;)
Yeah Blame the Babe thread and everything jekyl...
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/bombtech.jpg
i will stop now.
Brisbane is pretty decent.

Yeah Blame the Babe thread and everything jekyl...
http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/gallery/bombtech.jpg
i will stop now.
Brisbane is pretty decent.
that is a good image
I want that shirt :P

bloody kiwis, we'll get you back next tri nation...

that is a good image
I want that shirt :P

bloody kiwis, we'll get you back next tri nation...
Sure when you can field a full strength team i suppose?

Sure when you can field a full strength team i suppose?
yeah, or we break a few your guys' legs... either will do :P

yeah, or we break a few your guys' legs... either will do :P
So thats what you did to Carter! :eek:

So thats what you did to Carter! :eek:
*shifty eyes*

yeah, or we break a few your guys' legs... either will do :P
Legs? :confused:

*shifty eyes*
Le batard!

And also, what a fab idea! I'll make flapjack for whoever wins me (and i mean the British kind of flapjack, not the American)

Ooh, I've just discovered this thread, and I like it! I'm not going to sign up (who on earth would want to buy me?), but I'll definitely bid to win you.

I'll let you guess whether it's because I want you or whether it's because I want the flapjacks. :D

Damnit.

I want to be auctioned off. But only if it doesn't mean I can't bid on other people.

HELLO PEOPLE. I'll be bidding on EVERYONE if I can. That means more incentive to bid on me. >.>

Is it too late to join in? If not, I am willing to be auctioned off.

Yeah, boy, I wanna make Legless Pirates my bitch.

It seems I am at a marked disadvantage........I can't cook :(

But..but.....I am o so hugable!