Best T-shirt ever
"I looted a new orleans safeway, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
I came up with this myself, btw. If you use it, plz give me credit, or dont give others credit at least. No using this for commercial purposes without my direct consent.
Rotovia-
02-09-2005, 09:28
Oh Lord Chellis... that is so wrong but so funny... :D :eek:
Hysterian
02-09-2005, 09:34
I had a party a couple months ago and one of my friends wore a shirt that said "Respect the cock" on it. :p
"I looted a new orleans safeway, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
HAHA. Human agony is so fucking hilarious. Good one, Chellis.
Rotovia-
02-09-2005, 09:46
"Respect the cock"
Damn straight!
Rotovia-
02-09-2005, 09:46
HAHA. Human agony is so fucking hilarious. Good one, Chellis.
It is, ah?
Funny but sick. I LIKE IT!
Legless Pirates
02-09-2005, 10:32
"I looted a new orleans safeway, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
I came up with this myself, btw. If you use it, plz give me credit, or dont give others credit at least. No using this for commercial purposes without my direct consent.
it's on the edge, but I like it
Heron-Marked Warriors
02-09-2005, 10:41
HAHA. Human agony is so fucking hilarious. Good one, Chellis.
Learn to laugh, joyless one.
Learn to laugh, joyless one.
Seriously. Im depressed, to the point of being asked to take pills at one time in my life, and I laugh at myself all the time. Its better than feeling bad.
BackwoodsSquatches
02-09-2005, 10:49
The funniest one I ever saw, was a t-shirt for infantsm that read:
"Daddy's milk is salty."
Mitigation
02-09-2005, 10:49
Bah! "If you aint Muslim, you aint Shiite!" is still the best shirt I've ever seen.
During the Washington Sniper thing I was tempted to make one saying "I went to Washington DC and all I got was this lousy wound"
Legless Pirates
02-09-2005, 11:12
You guys are all brilliant! Kudos! :fluffle:
Harlesburg
02-09-2005, 11:33
You guys are all brilliant! Kudos! :fluffle:
http://www.extraugly.com/images/designs/R0058_home.gif
http://www.extraugly.com/images/designs/0098_home.gif
http://www.extraugly.com/images/homepage/stfu-gray.gif
http://www.extraugly.com/images/homepage/dontworry-mostoffensive.gif
le sigh
Moslavina
02-09-2005, 11:46
I saw this shirt while I was on vacation, "I'm a bomb tehnician, so if you see me running try to keep up!". Luckily guy wearing the shirt was walking slowly :)
Legless Pirates
02-09-2005, 11:51
The best shirt I have is a Simpsons shirt: "two beer or not two beer"
Harlesburg
02-09-2005, 11:51
I saw this shirt while I was on vacation, "I'm a bomb tehnician, so if you see me running try to keep up!". Luckily guy wearing the shirt was walking slowly :)
LOL
Bah! "If you aint Muslim, you aint Shiite!" is still the best shirt I've ever seen.
Haha, that rules!
Secluded Islands
02-09-2005, 13:38
i knew a girl at the university of kentucky, and at a basketball game wore a shirt that said, "I love Dick," then on the back said "Vitale"...(sp?)
Secluded Islands
02-09-2005, 13:39
I saw this shirt while I was on vacation, "I'm a bomb tehnician, so if you see me running try to keep up!". Luckily guy wearing the shirt was walking slowly :)
that shirt was in a movie too, Sum of All Fears i think...
The Mindset
02-09-2005, 13:40
I have one that says:
"I'm God. You're dead."
Pff everyone knows I have the best T-shirt in the world. :p
saw a guy wearing a T-shirt while on a motorbike. said:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
I had a party a couple months ago and one of my friends wore a shirt that said "Respect the cock" on it. :p
I used to be in a band called 10 Lb. Cock ("http://www.go.to/10lbcock). We used the old style Corn Flakes rooster as a logo.
Legless Pirates
02-09-2005, 14:04
But we all know the best thing about t-shirts......they come off! :D
'Your favourite band sucks!'
Simple and it applies to most people :D
Hemingsoft
02-09-2005, 14:12
My favorite creation is a simple white shirt with black velvet lettering that says 'shirt.' It's somewhere on the pics thread.
Others I liked:
My friends had a black shirt that said, "FUCK YOU" in red velvet letters.
Though as dismal as they are I really love the "I <picture of airplane> NY" shirts.
Legless Pirates
02-09-2005, 14:13
I used to be in a band called 10 Lb. Cock ("http://www.go.to/10lbcock). We used the old style Corn Flakes rooster as a logo.
Searching for the mp3s I got lost..... got a link? or are they unavailable?
My favorite creation is a simple white shirt with black velvet lettering that says 'shirt.' It's somewhere on the pics thread.
That's cool! :D
When I saw Mudhoney earlier this year, I made up a shirt (blank white shirt + permanent marker) that said "I can't afford a real Mudhoney shirt". :D
Hemingsoft
02-09-2005, 14:19
That's cool! :D
When I saw Mudhoney earlier this year, I made up a shirt (blank white shirt + permanent marker) that said "I can't afford a real Mudhoney shirt". :D
Yea, I remember the permanent marker shirts. I bet people in Cincinnati are still buying some of my permanent marker shirts at Thrift Stores.
I once saw on that said something along the lines of
"SEX! Now that I've got your attention, let's talk about the current unemployment rates.