Random Question/answer thread.
Carlinator
02-09-2005, 02:46
Alright, the rules are pretty simple. One person asks a random question, the next supplies a completely unrelated answer and asks another question, and so on.
I'll begin:
What's the difference between an orange?
Alright, the rules are pretty simple. One person asks a random question, the next supplies a completely unrelated answer and asks another question, and so on.
I'll begin:
What's the difference between an orange?Because you'll go blind.
Do you like Spam?
Maddox Lovers
02-09-2005, 02:50
Use an artichoke.
If you're driving your boat through the desert and you get a flat tire, how many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Alright, the rules are pretty simple.
Yes, yes they are (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023), and spam such as this is not permitted.
GalliamsBack
02-09-2005, 02:55
Yes, yes they are (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023), and spam such as this is not permitted.
That was clever... :rolleyes:
That was clever... :rolleyes:
Really? You must be easily impressed.
Kroisistan
02-09-2005, 02:57
On a scale of 1 - 10, how awesome was the Matrix?
GalliamsBack
02-09-2005, 03:01
Really? You must be easily impressed.
Perhaps that's why I find your signature hilarious.
Or maybe it IS hilarious. ;)
Sick Dreams
02-09-2005, 03:04
Yes, yes they are (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023), and spam such as this is not permitted.
Do you do things like this so you can become a mod, or is it because you have no friends?
Use an artichoke.
If you're driving your boat through the desert and you get a flat tire, how many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?Until the name Morley is revealed.
can anyone say where that answer came from?
Do you do things like this so you can become a mod, or is it because you have no friends?
Mod I will never become, so being a modabee would be futile, and friends I have plenty, but I never decline offers if they have good references.
It seems like I just love to poop on people's parades, and I have a loathing for spam. They tend to go hand in hand, these two attributes.
Or maybe it IS hilarious. ;)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-02-28
GalliamsBack
02-09-2005, 03:12
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-02-28
omg omg... Hilarious. :)
The Similized world
02-09-2005, 03:15
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-02-28
Fass I really hate to tell you this, but that comic strip ruined your sig for me.
I guess you should keep it.
The Downmarching Void
02-09-2005, 03:21
Why does a vest have no sleeves? Is it because dog houses don't make good canoes?
Australus
02-09-2005, 03:26
Why does a vest have no sleeves? Is it because dog houses don't make good canoes?
Mars is in retrograde.
If an oompaloompa and a munchkin were to fight in a cage match and Koizumi's LDP lose their majority in the Diet, will Canadian goose migrations be disrupted next season?
Fass I really hate to tell you this, but that comic strip ruined your sig for me.
I guess you should keep it.
Oh, noooes! You poor thing. You may not believe it now, but you'll go on. Somehow.
The Downmarching Void
02-09-2005, 04:11
Mars is in retrograde.
If an oompaloompa and a munchkin were to fight in a cage match and Koizumi's LDP lose their majority in the Diet, will Canadian goose migrations be disrupted next season?
Only if a confluence of Penitent Ducks clasp medals to their chests.
Does a worthy sandwhich leave not a trace? Or are crumbs a testament to human frailty, and thus divine?
The Similized world
02-09-2005, 04:18
Oh, noooes! You poor thing. You may not believe it now, but you'll go on. Somehow.
LoL!
The origins of accents is the language-disruption rays, the evil Martians beam down on us.
So, which is faster? A Nazi tied to a spaceshuttle, or a split personality?
GalliamsBack
02-09-2005, 06:19
LoL!
The origins of accents is the language-disruption rays, the evil Martians beam down on us.
So, which is faster? A Nazi tied to a spaceshuttle, or a split personality?
Several ducks lined in a row were the cause
How big is?
Carlinator
03-09-2005, 22:53
Cow.
Why did the road cross the wankel rotary engine?
Why did the Fish ride a Bicycle?
Because it's a Fish
(Trust me if your Stoned that joke is fucking hilarious)
is this just spam in disguise :rolleyes:
Cow.
Why did the road cross the wankel rotary engine?Qwertyuiop!
Eso a aosdui wuioh awcu?
The blessed Chris
03-09-2005, 23:24
Why are we here? (enjoy :p )
Why are we here? (enjoy :p )
Quarter past three, next Wednesday afternoon by the lee of the forbidden forest.
What is the best film of all time?
Carlinator
04-09-2005, 01:40
A Reuleaux polygon is a polygon that is a curve of constant width - that is, a curve in which all diameters are the same length.
Why is a duck?
A Reuleaux polygon is a polygon that is a curve of constant width - that is, a curve in which all diameters are the same length.
Why is a duck?It's only a cardboard cut-out.
do you?
The Downmarching Void
04-09-2005, 02:36
It's only a cardboard cut-out.
do you?
Only on Tuesdays, but I always make sure I kick really hard.
Are only left hand turns allowed to reach our destination, or is a right answer or wrong question acceptable now and again?
Selivaria
04-09-2005, 02:36
Starving, crazed weasels
Pourquoi est-ce que tu parles comme une femme?
Carlinator
04-09-2005, 02:51
C'était le maître d'hôtel !
Wo, OH- wo mein kleiner Hund, gegangen?
Carlinator
05-09-2005, 16:16
*bump*