All your gods are belong to us
Neo Kervoskia
02-09-2005, 00:54
Gooooooooooooood morning, Vietnam!
Okee-dokee boys and girls, welcome to Gods-R-US! Here you can construct your own deity! What traits would you give it, how merciful would it be, how erotic would it be? The best part about this..it's free, free, free*!
*Not really.
You can buy it all!
Allah only $9.95!
God, two for one sale, only $12.85!
I'm selling Vishnu, Siva, Yaweh, for half price!
Everything must go.
The Mycon
02-09-2005, 02:04
How much for the whole Bagavadghita package? I want to kill one of my best friends and don't really have much justification, so I really just need to have Krishna giving me morals, but it'd be so much neater if he had the less bloodthirsty, more evil parts of the Hindi pantheon.
I call Priapus' dick, Bacchus' partying and the alcohol tolerance of Pan for my super-hedonist god...how much would that cost?
Neo Kervoskia
02-09-2005, 02:12
The whole package would cost $59.95
Vetalia, your god cosst $21.88
Vetalia, your god cosst $21.88
You accept credit cards? I know some gods get pissed about usury, so...
nonexistant gods are free, right?
hmm, i'll be taking one buddha with lao tzu and them sikh deities, hmmm, how much would it cost to have them come with myths?
Outer Munronia
02-09-2005, 05:08
i'm going to go with a cross between dyonisus and budhaa. freedom from material want with a benevolent love of all life, and fine wines. sounds like a heck of a diety.
*takes up a post, throws some dirt on him, puts on a fake beard, and holds a sign saying "Your all going to hell!"*
This thread is intolerant to my religion!
But i'll take an Aphrodite type goddess....no specific reason. I'm not lonely on friday nights, who said so?! ;)
i want tits, beer, sunn amps, and smashed guitars
grindcore
Outer Munronia
02-09-2005, 05:21
i want tits, beer, sunn amps, and smashed guitars
grindcore
ah, grindcoritus, the patron diety of thrash metal. that's a good one.
Someone set up us a bomb! We have no chance to survive make our time! :eek:
Amestria
02-09-2005, 06:38
Americans are truely the greatist consumers, they even shop for gods...
The Mycon
02-09-2005, 22:43
The whole package would cost $59.95
Howzabout this... After I occupy Southern Ohio, you can "protect cultural artifacts from looters" however you please. I'll offer a bit of paperwork to lose about it later.
All Must Hail Syd Barrett!!!!
The Tribes Of Longton
02-09-2005, 22:51
Can I pay for Steve the Goblin (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Steve1.GIF) to become a deity and Chris the Crab as his right hand man? Possibly with the Robot (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/SteveRobot1.GIF) as a demi-God and the Ginger Kid (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Steveginger.GIF) as the unbeliever?
Kroisistan
02-09-2005, 22:55
I'll take a Jesus, with a side of Buddha. Hold the Ahura Mazda.
Anarchtyca
02-09-2005, 22:59
How much for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? (http://www.venganza.org/)
Outer Munronia
03-09-2005, 02:21
hmmmm, sacrilicious.
Mitigation
03-09-2005, 10:22
ok I have to drop a meaningless post here just cuz the thread title is hilarious :)
Myidealstate
03-09-2005, 10:33
I'd like a nice pair of Eris/Aneris. How much would that cost?
Acidosis
03-09-2005, 11:41
Shit, I just wanted a pair of K-Swisses...
God, two for one sale, only $12.85!
I'm selling Vishnu, Siva, Yaweh, for half price!
You and your salesman tactics!
A question..if you buy a God do you have full ownership of that gods religion. Or say if you bought poisidon would have I control over the sea????
Mythotic Kelkia
03-09-2005, 13:14
reminds me of the Do-It-Yourself Deity:
http://www.philosophersnet.com/games/whatisgod.htm
mine has a plausibility quotient of 1.0. how 'bout yours? :p
reminds me of the Do-It-Yourself Deity:
http://www.philosophersnet.com/games/whatisgod.htm
mine has a plausibility quotient of 1.0. how 'bout yours? :p
i got a 0.6
and i dont need to buy a god
I AM GOD
HOLY HOLY HOLY!!!!!
*takes up a post, throws some dirt on him, puts on a fake beard, and holds a sign saying "Your all going to hell!"*
Oh God! That Dreams back!
Looking for the Wolf god Fenrir, anyone see which isle he's in? I checked in Norse mythology and he wasn't there, would he be in with the apocolyptic figures?
...Hey a GW doll, wtf is this doing here?
Robot ninja pirates
03-09-2005, 15:15
I've always wanted one of those Aztec gods.
Looking for the Wolf god Fenrir, anyone see which isle he's in? I checked in Norse mythology and he wasn't there, would he be in with the apocolyptic figures?
...Hey a GW doll, wtf is this doing here?
fenrir wasnt a god in norse mythology,just a big ass wolf with quite the appetite.i think.
fenrir wasnt a god in norse mythology,just a big ass wolf with quite the appetite.i think.
He was a son of Loki so I guess that qualifies him as a god. If not I'll just go down to the mythological pet store and pick up Cerberus while I'm there.
Soviet Haaregrad
03-09-2005, 15:32
How much for Thor crossed with Ol' Dirty Bastard?
Mitigation
04-09-2005, 07:21
He was a son of Loki so I guess that qualifies him as a god. If not I'll just go down to the mythological pet store and pick up Cerberus while I'm there.
Hercules was the son of Zues. No god there :)
anyone take Hathor? is not i want Hathor! :)