NationStates Jolt Archive


I think Zwange is trying to kill me...

Rotovia-
01-09-2005, 07:20
I first reached this conclusion when she attacked me in the dreams with a crowbar, and then again when she hired a hitman to paint my driveway. Crazy one that Zwange, can't be trusted with anything. Not even Jesus Meat.

Anywho, if you've been attacked by Zwange or have any good "I think someone tried to kill me"/near death stories chuck 'em in.

Noone will care, but at least it'll build up your post count.
Zwange
01-09-2005, 07:22
That is all lies.

And according to my mum, I ran out onto the road when I was little but she pulled me out of the way seconds before I was hit. *shiftyeyes*
Rotovia-
01-09-2005, 07:24
That is all lies.

And according to my mum, I ran out onto the road when I was little but she pulled me out of the way seconds before I was hit. *shiftyeyes*
This is so a lie. Another Zwange-based lie...
Zwange
01-09-2005, 07:29
This is so a lie. Another Zwange-based lie...
I never lie.

Edit: I think I'm spamming again :eek: So I don't get into trouble, I'm going to think of another one of my near death experiences.
Plutocratica
01-09-2005, 07:41
NS has taken a no tolerance stance on spamming. Prepare to be destroyed!

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
Kanabia
01-09-2005, 07:57
I have it on good authority that Zwange is acting under somebody else's command.

*slips Zwange another $50 note*