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who is your arch nemesis?

mine would have to be the man living next door to me he gets all the girls, has a great house and loads of cash but the thing I really hate is he's the opposite to me it's like he's bizarro Call to Power

things I have noticed:

I swear my ass off whereas he uses wholesome family words and never loses his temper

he loves pop :mp5:

he wears fuzzy sweaters :eek:

he's always nagging me about the environment :mad:

he thinks the military is bad

he doesn’t drink :eek:

his grass is always greener :mad: (most likely he paints it)

he hates computers and TV’s saying they rot the soul

But worst of all my parents think I should be more like him

Time is my only nemesis.

hahah.

I don't have an anrch nemesis... I'm perfect in every-

That idiotic girl in my year.

She's so annoyingv i want to slap her whenever I see her.

You know she nicknamed her boyfriend 'grandpa'?

HOW WRONG IS THAT??

Mike.

You know she nicknamed her boyfriend 'grandpa'?

HOW WRONG IS THAT??

imagine hearing them getting it on

"oh grandpa yes….YES!" :eek: (stabs eyes out)

Yes indeedy, none of these people sound very cool.

Yes indeedy, none of these people sound very cool.

so why does bizarro Call to Power get all the hot chicks?

so why does bizarro Call to Power get all the hot chicks?

Bad people get hot chicks. Proven fact.

If you talk to the chicks it works the other way around. Sluts get all the good guys.

Anyone can get hot chicks with the right amount of money.

My nemesis is Bob. That utter bastard. *eyes narrow and fist shakes*

I don't have any nemeses any more. Used to have one when I was about 17-18, but I made an effort and we ended up being quite decent toward each other. I still see him for coffee sometimes.

Cookie Puss

I don't have one, but I do have quite the Enemies List... ^_^

The people who make the schedules at any given Wal-Mart. They never have enough lines open and it sucks. They must be reckoned with. :mad:

who is your arch nemesis?



Backwoodsquatches.

That damn dirty skunk ape took off with my beloved Swamp-Thang. He beguiled her with sparkly stones from the planet of Zirconia. He removed the moss from her virginal rolling stone and plied her with trinkets from the walmart. From hell's heart I will stab at him, for hate's sake.

My sister (her extreme shopping impulsiveness, coupled with the inherent skill of stealing my debit cards and my wallet) versus my Ex Girlfriend (Her constant religious fanaticism and her many attempts to convert me entirely)....

...I can't choose.

Anyone can get hot chicks with the right amount of money.
Preach it Kisogo. :D

My friend Rameses is a were-emo. Normally he's a cool guy and one of my best friends, but when the moon is full he's an emogoth and my arch-nemesis. Luckily he's responsive to Osakatherapy, so I don't have to deal with Vekkai (his emo form) much.

And by the way, were-emo is a serious condition. Get your kids vaccinated.

And by the way, were-emo is a serious condition. Get your kids vaccinated.

dammit I just got bit by someone playing emo-goth music (starts listening to pointless dribble about how the word is bad)

How come he’s your arch nemesis in his were Goth form?

Backwoodsquatches.

That damn dirty skunk ape took off with my beloved Swamp-Thang. He beguiled her with sparkly stones from the planet of Zirconia. He removed the moss from her virginal rolling stone and plied her with trinkets from the walmart. From hell's heart I will stab at him, for hate's sake.


Muhuhahaha!!

Indeed It was I who purloined your precious Swamp-Thang!
Oh there was such a beguiling!!
And if only you knew what I hath done with the virginal rolling stone, so pristine in its innocence, and yet, begging for the very blackness from wich it came!

OH!! Those fish shall be yet mine..and all at low low prices!

My arch-nemesis? I have two... I quit working for a newspaper because of one of them and the other isn't worth describing.

Mal'Ganis.

Everyone, kill them all!

I dunno. I guess my brother... But only because Im so jealous of him. Really, its not fair. He got every good gene... Except ones we both got(intelligence, good voice, etc). He gets more play daily then I have gotten in my life, and he's only 3 years older than I.

And he's better at DDR, too. That bastard. I hate him...

Yet he's so damn sexy :P

(If you somehow read this kris, yes, you are sexy. But not in that way.)

Yet he's so damn sexy :P


:eek:

Carol Vorderman.

Zwange: she has me beat for the forum's worst spammer

chavs. all of them.

Mal'Ganis.
Warcraft 3?


My archnemesis is Captain Hook with his sissy hard amputation yet he's more famous and everyone fears him.

:eek:

What? Its not gay or anything.

He's about 5'9, and 120 pounds. Its so unfair.

His name is Elliot.

The first time we met, he managed to convince a group of well-meaning but naive activists to walk into a police line in the belief that the police would not actually beat them. I couldn't stop it in time.

The second time we met, I punched him in the face.

The ball is in his court.

Branin

Hes funnier than me and has a Terrorist beard.
something i dont have yet.
His Elbow is Catholic yet he is a Mormon.
He is currently in the Mountains.
Possibly with Osama.

Branin

Hes funnier than me and has a Terrorist beard.
something i dont have yet.
His Elbow is Catholic yet he is a Mormon.
He is currently in the Mountains.
Possibly with Osama.
Dude. I thought yours would be this guy (http://www.whangdoodle.us/images/news/gargamel2.jpg)

Muhuhahaha!!

Indeed It was I who purloined your precious Swamp-Thang!
Oh there was such a beguiling!!
And if only you knew what I hath done with the virginal rolling stone, so pristine in its innocence, and yet, begging for the very blackness from wich it came!

OH!! Those fish shall be yet mine..and all at low low prices!
*blinks*

Dude. I thought yours would be this guy (http://www.whangdoodle.us/images/news/gargamel2.jpg)
What on earth do you mean?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp

The girls on the Fanta commercials...but only because I want all their jet-skis.

EDIT: 666 posts! *evil laugh* :cool:

*blinks*


I blame the drugs.

who is your arch nemesis?

mine would have to be the man living next door to me he gets all the girls, has a great house and loads of cash but the thing I really hate is he's the opposite to me it's like he's bizarro Call to Power

things I have noticed:

I swear my ass off whereas he uses wholesome family words and never loses his temper

he loves pop :mp5:

he wears fuzzy sweaters :eek:

he's always nagging me about the environment :mad:

he thinks the military is bad

he doesn’t drink :eek:

his grass is always greener :mad: (most likely he paints it)

he hates computers and TV’s saying they rot the soul

But worst of all my parents think I should be more like him
You're not Homer Simpson are you ?

Need it be asked who my arch-nemesis is?

I don't have any...anymore.

Haha..mwahaha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA!!!

*lightning bolt* *thunder*


You're not Homer Simpson are you ?

LOL

My nemesis would have to be Religious Fundamentalism.

As a whole, not any particular person.

It would be someone:

Not too bright.
Very closed-minded and ignorant.
Hyper-social.
Extremely irrational both when it comes to behavior and thinking, and who craves acting like an idiot.
Obsessed wirth sports, fashion, celebrities and quite a few pointless trends.
Who sucks at gaming.
Who simply can't stand being alone.
Who is prepared to do anything in order to get popular.
Who is overly emotional and gets completely overwhelmed with feelings of guilt all the time.
Sucks at grammar and spelling.
Who has a tremendous inferiority complex yet is an extremely confident and smooth talker, altought unable to say anything of real value, obsessed with gossip and small-talk and has an incredibly small vocabulary.
Is intrested in doing almost anything, unless it has to do with computers, gaming, or audio.
Sucks at thinking up crappy puns.

There is a lot more to list, but I think this is enough. Suffice to say, if I ever met someone the exact opposite of myself, it wouldn't be long before I would begin feeling homicidal.

It would be someone:

Not too bright.
Very closed-minded and ignorant.
Hyper-social.
Extremely irrational both when it comes to behavior and thinking, and who craves acting like an idiot.
Obsessed wirth sports, fashion, celebrities and quite a few pointless trends.
Who sucks at gaming.
Who simply can't stand being alone.
Who is prepared to do anything in order to get popular.
Who is overly emotional and gets completely overwhelmed with feelings of guilt all the time.
Sucks at grammar and spelling.
Who has a tremendous inferiority complex yet is an extremely confident and smooth talker, altought unable to say anything of real value, obsessed with gossip and small-talk and has an incredibly small vocabulary.
Is intrested in doing almost anything, unless it has to do with computers, gaming, or audio.
Sucks at thinking up crappy puns.

There is a lot more to list, but I think this is enough. Suffice to say, if I ever met someone the exact opposite of myself, it wouldn't be long before I would begin feeling homicidal.
your mom? :eek:

your mom? :eek:

Never gets old!

Unlike your mom!

Never gets old!

Unlike your mom!

That's not what your mom said last night!

That's not what your mom said last night!
No your mom!

*milks the cow dry*

No your mom!

*milks the cow dry*

*tips the cow over*

*tips the cow over*

*kicks it repeatedly*

*kicks it repeatedly*
Dude! That's your mom! :eek:

Dude! That's your mom! :eek:

Yeah? Well, it's your dad, too, so tough shit!

*kicks repeatedly*

Yeah? Well, it's your dad, too, so tough shit!

*kicks repeatedly*
o_O

oooookay

o_O

oooookay

Ditto

I don't have an arch nemesis, having one is very bad for your own well being as you probably think about ways of reducing them socially etc a lot of the time. There are a few ppl I don't like, one girl in particular because she is such a TOOL and her ugly bald stupid short boyfriend is also annoying...but no one likes either and the girl lost all of her bestfriends in the space of 15 months because of said leech...hee hee

her ugly bald stupid short boyfriend is also annoying

http://www.jgstarlink.com/pmi/images/look_alikes/george_costanza.jpg

The queen of clubs.

Cookie Puss
I wonder if anyone on this forum besides you and I have ever heard of Cookie Puss.

Aquaman. I hate him so much. He thinks he's all great with his skin-tight scaly orange t-shirt and his ability to talk to fish. Screw him.

My arch nemesis is the old Korean guy who works at the JK Sweets ice cream shop near my dorm. He threatened me with a knife one tjme when I was getting a milkshake.

My arch nemesis is the old Korean guy who works at the JK Sweets ice cream shop near my dorm. He threatened me with a knife one tjme when I was getting a milkshake.

:eek: I suggest you sneak up on him and quickly give him a kick in the nads then run for your life!

Or maybe you could slip laxatives into the penny sweets :D

www.khaaan.com :D

Mega Man. That little blue twerp keeps blasting apart all the robots I hide in garages.

Capitalists.... especially the old guy who lives down the street and yells at me for not following obscure town laws.

Video/animation interns. Not only do they compete for the same jobs I do, they do it for free. Guess who gets those jobs?

Actually, I'll second Michaelic France. It's the capitalists who've warped and weaved things so as to make this godawful existence where even if you get a job, you've got to continue selling yourself like a prostitute.

Bloody capitalist rats!

Who is your arch nemisis?




I could say Numan from Seinfeld, but I won't. In fact, I won't say anything.

I am my own Nemisis

I am my own Nemisis
*shakes head* not.... funny

His name is Elliot.

The first time we met, he managed to convince a group of well-meaning but naive activists to walk into a police line in the belief that the police would not actually beat them. I couldn't stop it in time.

The second time we met, I punched him in the face.

The ball is in his court.
This receives Rotovia's Patented Seal of Funny Sh!t....
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My arch-nemesis goes by the name of Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is everything I am not. He does not even know that he is my arch-nemesis, but that does not matter...for he will in time...

Muahahaha!

I blame the drugs.
The Drugs that killed River Phoenix?

The dog with the shifty eyes, he's thinks he's got me right where he wants me. But I know his game! *Cut to shot of Beagle shifting eyes.*

I have no arch nemesis, I just bitch slap anyone who gets in my way.

Accully, up to a bit ago, these two folk in my Tang Soo Do class, but I completely surpassed them, losers.

Also, The Man, and all subsets that derive from him.

The Drugs that killed River Phoenix?

Hahaha, do you like TISM, Harley?

that baby with the unibrow from down the street

angelina jolie. her lips give me nightmares.

angelina jolie. her lips give me nightmares.

You know what's good for that, a good bitchslap

I had an arch-nemesis, but I don't anymore.

What happened to him is...unimportant.

However, I still consider all humanity my arch-nemesis, and will work to eradicate them all! Mwahahahaha! One day I shall rule over all of you, and then you will regret not believing in me when I told you I was Ruler of the Universe!!!

shit, you some crazy-ass mother fucker Czardas. I like ya

I had an arch-nemesis, but I don't anymore.

What happened to him is...unimportant.

However, I still consider all humanity my arch-nemesis, and will work to eradicate them all! Mwahahahaha! One day I shall rule over all of you, and then you will regret not believing in me when I told you I was Ruler of the Universe!!!
I believe in you...

Please spare me, Master

I believe in you...

Please spare me, Master
You are wise, unlike some others. I will keep you as one of my elite council when I rule the universe -- in spirit, not just in name.

i am my own arch nemisis.noone else is worth of the title[/narcisism]

i am my own arch nemisis.noone else is worth of the title[/narcisism]
No, I'm Satan's arch-nemesis!!! :D

Hahaha, do you like TISM, Harley?
Sorry my mind is blank.???
TISM???
I cant remember who sings it Kan.

Yeah I don't have one of those, but There are people I don't like. LOTS of peope I don't like.

Sorry my mind is blank.???
TISM???
I cant remember who sings it Kan.
roommate - RP (forget the metaphors)

RP = river phoenix

Arch- worst
nemesis- worst enemy
so, who is my best friend?

Arch- worst
nemesis- worst enemy
so, who is my best friend?

Actually, "arch" = "chief; principal" or "extreme : most fully embodying the qualities of the kind."

And "nemesis" = "a formidable and usually victorious rival or opponent."

:eek: I suggest you sneak up on him and quickly give him a kick in the nads then run for your life!

Or maybe you could slip laxatives into the penny sweets :D

I'm too scared to do that. He probably knows some crazy martial arts.

Pope John Paul II, even thought he's dead, i still hate him!

My arch-nemisis is shrink-wrap. If I was in a warehouse with a lifetime's supply of food and water in shrinkwrap, I'd starve/dehydrate to death.