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While we are inundated with sexual images constantly and many people are obsessed...

I am wondering what exactly is enough sex to be considered healthy?

I think once or twice a day is nice when possible...although for me generally it is not possible. Such is life with kids.

:) Those of you who know my posting, will know what I'm going to post here. :)

:) Those of you who know my posting, will know what I'm going to post here. :)

you do seem to have a pattern. ;)

Healthy is all you can get, whenever you can get it. I think it only gets unhealthy if you can't get it...

Healthy is all you can get, whenever you can get it. I think it only gets unhealthy if you can't get it...

I don't know if it's unhealthy or unlucky. But you are Irish from Ireland (whereas I am Irish from the US) so there maybe little difference. :)

I don't know if it's unhealthy or unlucky. But you are Irish from Ireland (whereas I am Irish from the US) so there maybe little difference. :)

Actually, I'm German from Ireland, and lucky isn't what I am right now ;)

you do seem to have a pattern. ;) Ask a silly question and ye shall receive a silly answer.
Healthy is all you can get, whenever you can get it. I think it only gets unhealthy if you can't get it... How can it be unhealthy not to get it? Look at this logically… if the question is, how much is unhealthy, then a zero amount can't be unhealthy because there isn't any to be unhealthy. :confused:

How much is healthy, I'd say, depends on whether it's for a man or a woman.

How can it be unhealthy not to get it? Look at this logically… if the question is, how much is unhealthy, then a zero amount can't be unhealthy because there isn't any to be unhealthy. :confused:

Well, if you don't get any food, that's considered to be extremely unhealthy.
While you most likely won't die for lack of sex, your body and its hormons want you to have some. And they can get rather pissed of if they don't get any, resulting in psychological and emotional problems. How much they absolutely need is hard to determine, but as with food, you'll simply know when you had enough. And same as food, different people need different amounts... and different menues.


How much is healthy, I'd say, depends on whether it's for a man or a woman.

*lol... I'll only agree with you there if you say that women need more.

Well, if you don't get any food, that's considered to be extremely unhealthy.
While you most likely won't die for lack of sex, your body and its hormons want you to have some. And they can get rather pissed of if they don't get any, resulting in psychological and emotional problems. How much they absolutely need is hard to determine, but as with food, you'll simply know when you had enough. And same as food, different people need different amounts... and different menues.



*lol... I'll only agree with you there if you say that women need more. Psychological and emotional problems… that could well explain the odd things I heard last night and my irrational fear of crane flies.

Women keep getting headaches!

Psychological and emotional problems… that could well explain the odd things I heard last night and my irrational fear of crane flies.

The religious are going to have my head for this, but celibatary people sitting alone in dark, unheated rooms do get the strangest ideas around 3 am. Like how much witches weigh, how many angels fit on the sharp end of a needle, inccubi and succubi, and so on...


Women keep getting headaches!

Only if the man is really no good in bed. Better to wait til he's asleep then and use the fingers god gave us :D

The answer actually depends. For smokers, once every six minutes (considering they have a job or go to school, eat, and sleep) is necessary to make up for the amount of life lost due to their habit. :p

I've run out of masterbation comments for the time being.


Sorry guys.

The religious are going to have my head for this, but celibatary people sitting alone in dark, unheated rooms do get the strangest ideas around 3 am. Like how much witches weigh, how many angels fit on the sharp end of a needle, inccubi and succubi, and so on... Wouldn't you?
I have to say, that celibacy at my age is normal… well, at least now it is. ;)

Wouldn't you?
I have to say, that celibacy at my age is normal… well, at least now it is. ;)

Well, as long as you don't plan to keep it up till old age... and by the way, celibacy doesn't mean you can't have fun with yourself, now, does it? ;)

Ask a silly question and ye shall receive a silly answer.
How can it be unhealthy not to get it? Look at this logically… if the question is, how much is unhealthy, then a zero amount can't be unhealthy because there isn't any to be unhealthy. :confused:

How much is healthy, I'd say, depends on whether it's for a man or a woman.

Umm...that's a little sexist. Really it should be equal, since everyone should have the same amount, except for those with STD's and other illnessed that could cause them harm should they have sex.

The answer actually depends. For smokers, once every six minutes (considering they have a job or go to school, eat, and sleep) is necessary to make up for the amount of life lost due to their habit. :p

:D Great. I know one smoker who will get to hear that later on today *lol

Book two nights in a hotel. Yay!

It's enough sex if both parties are satisfied. Sometimes quality makes up for a small lack of quantity.

Wouldn't you?
I have to say, that celibacy at my age is normal… well, at least now it is. ;)

How old are you Liskienland?

If you don't mind my asking...

Only if the man is really no good in bed. Better to wait til he's asleep then and use the fingers god gave us

That's for the "Is it natural?" post. But I am once again inadvertently turned on.

Must learn control grasshopper...

Umm...that's a little sexist. Really it should be equal, since everyone should have the same amount, except for those with STD's and other illnessed that could cause them harm should they have sex. Sexist? Me? At the worst, I was labouring under the delusion that women had a lower sex-drive than men.
How old are you Liskienland?

If you don't mind my asking...

16.

Sexist? Me? At the worst, I was labouring under the delusion that women had a lower sex-drive than men.

That depends on a lot of factors (age, diet, mental stability). I've known women that would wear me out...and that isn't easy.

16.

That explains a lot. I didn't bother with sex til I was 17 (nearly 18 really).

Sexist? Me? At the worst, I was labouring under the delusion that women had a lower sex-drive than men.


I don't think that's the case. But they tend to be less vocal about it... with a few exceptions here in the forum

Well, as long as you don't plan to keep it up till old age... and by the way, celibacy doesn't mean you can't have fun with yourself, now, does it? ;) I don't plan to keep it up to old age, probably not.

That's the definition of celibacy, though!

I don't think that's the case. But they tend to be less vocal about it... with a few exceptions here in the forum

Are you one of those exceptions? Or merely pointing out that they exist?

That's for the "Is it natural?" post. But I am once again inadvertently turned on.

Must learn control grasshopper...

By the thought of a frustrated woman, lying next to a snoring man, slowly working her fingers down her body... ?

I could go on with that picture, but I don't want to be responsible for closing that thread.

Are you one of those exceptions? Or merely pointing out that they exist?

*lol
I think the post above answers that, doesn't it? :D

Are you one of those exceptions? Or merely pointing out that they exist?If you'd frequent the other sex threads you wouldn't be asking... :p

16.
I can assure you that many, many 16 year olds aren't celibate. I became "un-celibate" at 14 going on 15, and my current boyfriend is just about to turn 17.

If you'd frequent the other sex threads you wouldn't be asking... :p

Well... I'll just take that as a compliment :p

I can assure you that many, many 16 year olds aren't celibate. I became "un-celibate" at 14 going on 15, and my current boyfriend is just about to turn 17. I just said it's the norm, not that it's universal or anything near universal.

I just said it's the norm, not that it's universal or anything near universal.
Well, I suppose it also depends upon your definition of "sex." It becomes complicated when there's no penetration involved.

Well, I suppose it also depends upon your definition of "sex." It becomes complicated when there's no penetration involved. That's not sex.

Reminds me of the old joke - what's a nymphomaniac? a woman who wants to have sex one more time than her partner.

It really does depend on the person, and health does factor in to it. When I was younger and healthier, twice a day was a good start and more was fine when there was time (I have to be at work in 3 hours and I really do need SOME sleep). Now that I am old, fat and lazy, I can go 2 or 3 days without sex and not notice it, although once a day would probably be healthy.

That's not sex.So oral sex isn't sex? :confused:

So oral sex isn't sex? :confused:
I'd say it most definitely is sex, especially if you happen to be gay and neither you nor your parner particularly enjoy anal.

How much is enough? Only all I can get. I'm in the unfortunate position of being in an LD relationship with a wonderful guy who I love to be with and who always gets me goin'. So when I'm lucky enough to see him for awhile, I jump him several times a day, schedule permitting.

BTW whoever in here said women don't want it as much as men obviously never met me. I put 14 year old boys to shame. Maybe I wouldn't be so bad if I got it more often, but not only do I not get it due to absence of BF, I always remember what it is I'm missing!

So oral sex isn't sex? :confused: Oh, well I was counting that as penetration.
I don't reckon 16 really counts as celibate, I mean if you were 40 or so it would be proper celibacy… I'll probably be celibate for another 8-10 years or so.

Oh, well I was counting that as penetration.
I don't reckon 16 really counts as celibate, I mean if you were 40 or so it would be proper celibacy… I'll probably be celibate for another 8-10 years or so.

Why?

Why? It's not normal (where I live) to get married at 16, and nobody'd want to marry me now anyway. :)

How much is enough? Only all I can get. I'm in the unfortunate position of being in an LD relationship with a wonderful guy who I love to be with and who always gets me goin'. So when I'm lucky enough to see him for awhile, I jump him several times a day, schedule permitting.

BTW whoever in here said women don't want it as much as men obviously never met me. I put 14 year old boys to shame. Maybe I wouldn't be so bad if I got it more often, but not only do I not get it due to absence of BF, I always remember what it is I'm missing!

Well, long distance realtionships can be rough in that aspect. Then again, their is always, "self indulgence" to pass the time.

When you are sore for a long period from too much sex, it might be time to relax a little...

Before that it's healthy. :D

How often is enough to be considered healthy for whom?

In my case,for my wife and I, its many times a week. Sometimes we skip a few days due to conflicting schedules, other commitments, I'm away, whatever-but we usually play catch up and it all evens out. Often is a healthy part of our relationship.
And I'm in the mood, all the time, every day. Why else would I get married?

My prefered amount (5-7 times a day) isn't even ON the poll.

My prefered amount (5-7 times a day) isn't even ON the poll.

File that under as often as possible...and are you with someone then or by yourself?

While we are inundated with sexual images constantly and many people are obsessed...

I am wondering what exactly is enough sex to be considered healthy?

I think once or twice a day is nice when possible...although for me generally it is not possible. Such is life with kids.


the fact that you get to do it once or twice a day on occasion,with kids, impresses the hell out of me.

the fact that you get to do it once or twice a day on occasion,with kids, impresses the hell out of me.

Not everyday...just sometimes. And not with the kids. Let's make that clear...lol. I try though...oh how I try.

Not everyday...just sometimes. And not with the kids. Let's make that clear...lol. I try though...oh how I try.


lol....oh lord...i didnt realize how that sentence looked/sounded.

How much is enough? Only all I can get. I'm in the unfortunate position of being in an LD relationship with a wonderful guy who I love to be with and who always gets me goin'. So when I'm lucky enough to see him for awhile, I jump him several times a day, schedule permitting.

BTW whoever in here said women don't want it as much as men obviously never met me. I put 14 year old boys to shame. Maybe I wouldn't be so bad if I got it more often, but not only do I not get it due to absence of BF, I always remember what it is I'm missing!

Boy do I hear you! The LD with my boyfriend is extremely difficult, so difficult that he buys me plane tickets to come see him every two to three weeks for a couple of days... I'm in college and in light of my hectic pre-med schedule two to three weeks at a time on weekends are all I can get.

The relationship is always supplemented by frequent calls as well my boyfriend asking me how many times i've finished the job on my own (which is frequent do to a mishap of nature and the ease in which i can finish). As much as self indulgence is convenient, it is sure as hell not nearly as comparable to the real thing. So, in that aspect I am always thinking of what I'm missing.

Not everyday...just sometimes. And not with the kids. Let's make that clear...lol. I try though...oh how I try. How the hell does one manage with kids, anyway? A couple of years and then *bang* forced abstinence.

Only if the man is really no good in bed. Better to wait til he's asleep then and use the fingers god gave us :DSo... umm... teach him how to use his fingers?

Incidentally, I'm still celibate at 19. It's my whole Counter-culture thing there - media makes a big deal of it, so I'm naturally skeptical. Ultimately, the male orgasm isn't anything special, and the only purpose I can see in casual sex would be to please your partner. So I don't really care much about it; if she asks, I'll be glad to oblige, but it's neither the point of the relationship nor anything approaching a priority.

So... yeah. Enough to satisfy your partner is enough sex for anybody.

So... umm... teach him how to use his fingers?

Incidentally, I'm still celibate at 19. It's my whole Counter-culture thing there - media makes a big deal of it, so I'm naturally skeptical. Ultimately, the male orgasm isn't anything special, and the only purpose I can see in casual sex would be to please your partner. So I don't really care much about it; if she asks, I'll be glad to oblige, but it's neither the point of the relationship nor anything approaching a priority.

So... yeah. Enough to satisfy your partner is enough sex for anybody. Funny, I thought you were Neo for a second when I saw the "celibate at 19". Not that I'm having a go at Neo or anything.

....inccubi and succubi.....
are they the luckiest deomns ever?i think so :D



Only if the man is really no good in bed. Better to wait til he's asleep then and use the fingers god gave us :D

there's an idea for another thread,how much masterbation is enough?

I've known women that would wear me out...and that isn't easy.





Lol. My boyfriend is a considerably active and healthy man with needs that he'd like to be met 3-4 times a day and more if we have time. He's more than 10 years older than me and yet... I find myself wanting more sex than he can really provide consistently. I mean one day six times and the next day seven times, and pretty soon he can't keep providing the same kind of numbers for a week straight. It tends to slow down to about 1-2 times a day. He's actually the one who sometimes stops the action because he can't take it. And on more than one occasion I've taken full of the reins and reeled him in all by myself, but *shrug* I guess you're right about some women. I know some that don't want to have sex nearly as often as I do.

As far as being satisfied... I AM satisfied with my boyfriend, but I guess I could ALWAYS want more... :)

How the hell does one manage with kids, anyway? A couple of years and then *bang* forced abstinence.

They tend to sleep alot those wacky kids.

They tend to sleep alot those wacky kids. I know, but the parents don't get much sleep… most often the mother. Women wake easier to baby noises.

there's an idea for another thread,how much masterbation is enough?


hmm... since I very much prefer my boyfriend rather than masturbation, a few times a day is fine with me while I'm away from him. And I know that probably only half of women who masturbate say they do, but I do and I'm proud of it, basically just because I don't get to see my boyfriend every day when I'm away at college, but you can bet when I do see him, those couple of days are pure maniacal bliss with a few weeks of actual sexual need being released in one fell swoop. :)

As someone who is trying to get pregnant, I have some insight that you all might find interesting. I don't even normally post on these, but for some reason (maybe because I am BORED) this one caught my attention.

For lack of a better choice, I voted once daily. But in reality, once daily, when kept up for a prolonged period of time, is way too much. Once every other day would be better.

Believe me, we love sex, but when you do it every single day, it's a little much, no matter HOW much you like it!!

And once a week is a little scant, imo. We have been trying different timing, per my Dr....and it requires us to wait a week without sex, then go every other day, and when that week's finally over, it's TIME for it to be over!

I actually agree medically with the fact that it varies for men and women how often is "healthy" because of sperm count. Too much for a man can lower count and also amount of ejaculate. (hence the waiting a week, haha) Whereas with a woman, it doesn't matter. You ovulate no matter how much sex you get. But as far as actual physical side effects of sex other than those applying to ttc, I don't know of any.

As someone who is trying to get pregnant, I have some insight that you all might find interesting. I don't even normally post on these, but for some reason (maybe because I am BORED) this one caught my attention.

For lack of a better choice, I voted once daily. But in reality, once daily, when kept up for a prolonged period of time, is way too much. Once every other day would be better.

Believe me, we love sex, but when you do it every single day, it's a little much, no matter HOW much you like it!!

And once a week is a little scant, imo. We have been trying different timing, per my Dr....and it requires us to wait a week without sex, then go every other day, and when that week's finally over, it's TIME for it to be over!

I actually agree medically with the fact that it varies for men and women how often is "healthy" because of sperm count. Too much for a man can lower count and also amount of ejaculate. (hence the waiting a week, haha) Whereas with a woman, it doesn't matter. You ovulate no matter how much sex you get. But as far as actual physical side effects of sex other than those applying to ttc, I don't know of any.


I think you have a unique situation where you are having sex for a purpose other then just enjoyment. I can see where that would get tedious.

File that under as often as possible...and are you with someone then or by yourself?


Preferably with someone (but not anyone). Lately, though, by myself. Although I limit my on-my-own to once a day.

I think you have a unique situation where you are having sex for a purpose other then just enjoyment. I can see where that would get tedious.

hear, hear! i agree.

Preferably with someone (but not anyone). Lately, though, by myself. Although I limit my on-my-own to once a day.

So are you done for today then?

and yet... I find myself wanting more sex than he can really provide consistently. I mean one day six times and the next day seven times, and pretty soon he can't keep providing the same kind of numbers for a week straight. It tends to slow down to about 1-2 times a day.


I know EXACTLY how you feel. Damn my sex drive.

I don't know if it's unhealthy or unlucky. But you are Irish from Ireland (whereas I am Irish from the US) so there maybe little difference. :)
How can you be Irish from America. All Americans think/wish they are Irish...why!?

So are you done for today then?

Not yet. I save it for night-time so I can spend all day anticipating it >.<

How can you be Irish from America. All Americans think/wish they are Irish...why!?


I'm Canadian of primarily Irish heritage. I think that's what people mean. Besides, Ireland is great. Who DOESN'T wanna be Irish?

Sexist? Me? At the worst, I was labouring under the delusion that women had a lower sex-drive than men.


16.

16 and not had sex? :o

We can fix that. :fluffle:

16 and not had sex? :o

We can fix that. :fluffle: I'm going to be chased by hordes of nymphomaniacs? :eek: Help! I wanna stay a virgin!

How can you be Irish from America. All Americans think/wish they are Irish...why!?

My grandparents came over on a boat from Ireland. That's usually how it works but here's the twist...my mother's parents and my father's parents were on the same boat.

There is nothing wrong with Irish-American pride. We built this place under rather harsh treatment.

I'm going to be chased by hordes of nymphomaniacs? :eek: Help! I wanna stay a virgin!

No...you don't. Once you have sex you'll realize that you wanted to. Well...maybe not the first time, that usually sucks...but after that it's great.

How can you be Irish from America. All Americans think/wish they are Irish...why!?
My father is Irish and my mother's a Canadia... and I'm an American... But I prefer saying that I'm either Irish or Canadia... or both..
I have a pretty convincing accent... heh :)

No...you don't. Once you have sex you'll realize that you wanted to. Well...maybe not the first time, that usually sucks...but after that it's great. No… I do. Not always, but for now I do.

We ARE having sex for a specific reason...to get pregnant, but still, it's for enjoyment, too. We've only been married a year (well, sure, we've been together for about 7, but still).

I'm saying that, having tried out the many possibilities with the same person...sex-deprived as teenagers, having sex whenever we wanted (I'd say an average of 5 times a week), trying sex every day while I'm most fertile, having sex every-other day when I'm most fertile, and being deprived of sex for a week....well, the best and most satisfying (ttc or not) is every other day for us.

Actually, as far as enjoyment of sex...it hasn't changed for us, EXCEPT that we enjoyed it less when we were going every single day.

No...you don't. Once you have sex you'll realize that you wanted to. Well...maybe not the first time, that usually sucks...but after that it's great.


Not always true. My first was when I was ... almost 16. In retrospect, it was way to early. I think I should've waited until I was almost 18, when I could handle emotional repercussions.

I'm going to be chased by hordes of nymphomaniacs? :eek: Help! I wanna stay a virgin!
*holds Liskeinland down*
Someone get the pants!!!

*holds Liskeinland down*
Someone get the pants!!! *reveals true form*

Get the pants? I don't fully understand, but I probably don't want to.

Not always true. My first was when I was ... almost 16. In retrospect, it was way to early. I think I should've waited until I was almost 18, when I could handle emotional repercussions.You think of it like the Emotional repercussions are an irritating distraction. Why not enjoy the emotional connection between two people and then use sex as a way to further explore such connections?

*reveals true form*

Get the pants? I don't fully understand, but I probably don't want to.
Your pants... off....

Muahahaha!

*reveals true form*

Get the pants? I don't fully understand, but I probably don't want to.

With your trousers down they can take advantage of you and unmake you a virgin. If a girl said that to me when I was 16 I'd probably rip my pants off.


























Actually...I probably would've fainted.

You think of it like the Emotional repercussions are an irritating distraction. Why not enjoy the emotional connection between two people and then use sex as a way to further explore such connections?

While brilliant in theory it doesn't always work that way. I've been used for sex before (not that I minded initially), it does hurt.

With your trousers down they can take advantage of you and unmake you a virgin. If a girl said that to me when I was 16 I'd probably rip my pants off.
*snips large amount of blankiness*
Actually...I probably would've fainted. No they can't… it's kind of hard for women to rape men unless it's some kind of gunpoint thing. Hard to rape men by force.

You would, but that's because you don't have the cold inhuman soul that I do. (Actually, it's called "got religion")

Want to hear something completely terrible?

I lost my virginity when I was 15…
as part of a truth or dare game…
On ahigh school orchestra trip…
To a bisexual guy who is now an exotic dancer…

It just keeps getting worse. I was so impressionable back then… I was such an idiot.

No they can't… it's kind of hard for women to rape men unless it's some kind of gunpoint thing. Hard to rape men by force.

I have a male friend that was raped by a woman. It's more common than people realise - how many men are going to admit that a woman took advantage of them and they didn't like it? With enough manual stimulation, you can get 99% of men hard...

Want to hear something completely terrible?

I lost my virginity when I was 15…
as part of a truth or dare game…
On ahigh school orchestra trip…
To a bisexual guy who is now an exotic dancer…

It just keeps getting worse. I was so impressionable back then… I was such an idiot.

I lost mine when I was 14 to a girl who eventually cheated on me with a friend on camera so I could watch....

No they can't… it's kind of hard for women to rape men unless it's some kind of gunpoint thing. Hard to rape men by force.

You would, but that's because you don't have the cold inhuman soul that I do. (Actually, it's called "got religion")

I wouldn't Lisk...I'm a guy that has no interest for you. And you'd be surprised at how a guy's body will take over against his will.

No they can't… it's kind of hard for women to rape men
Care to see if you’re right, sugar?

-snip-


I lost mine when I was 15. On the roof of a mental hospital. To a guy who is now married and has a daughter.

I lost mine when I was 14 to a girl who eventually cheated on me with a friend on camera so I could watch....

Ouch!

I was 17...dated the girl for 2 years after that then found out she had cheated on me. Took 4 months to break up after that. Then she stalked me. it was horrible...

But I'm bitter now...I MEAN BETTER!!

I lost mine when I was 14 to a girl who eventually cheated on me with a friend on camera so I could watch....
That’s terrible.. I’m sorry.

While brilliant in theory it doesn't always work that way. I've been used for sex before (not that I minded initially), it does hurt.Well, if sex is the target of your goals rather than a means, you're going to be used for it anyway and probably use others in the process. I just reckon that it's better used as a tool in already loving relationships (which are rewarding in themselves, you know), and that emotion as a result of it shouldn't be thrown aside as a "subconsequence".

Care to see if you’re right, sugar? :eek: Stay away! I get violent around sexual stuff! (really I do. Or I could just be crazy)

I lost mine when I was 15. On the roof of a mental hospital. To a guy who is now married and has a daughter.

You seem to have a thing for roofs. Naked meditation, sex...ever do anything at ground level?

Care to see if you’re right, sugar?

I wouldn't mind if you tried that on me. ;)

That’s terrible.. I’m sorry.

No worries. It was eight years ago. It hurt for a while, but I've since gotten over it.

:eek: Stay away! I get violent around sexual stuff! (really I do. Or I could just be crazy)
Haha! Alright, I’ll leave you alone.

You seem to have a thing for roofs. Naked meditation, sex...ever do anything at ground level?

Well, ever since I took my bed off the frame so I couldn't stow stuff under it anymore .... ;)

Healthy is all you can get, whenever you can get it. I think it only gets unhealthy if you can't get it...

This is a silly question! If you're a teenager or into your 20's or 30's, too much is never quite enough for good health. If you're older, I think maybe you may not have the urge all the time, yet I know of older people who would like to indulge as often as possible. The bottom line is that we are all different.

If you're married or have a 'significant other' - then you have a ready source of good health. If you are alone and too shy (or repressed), you do have yourself to rely on, but it is never quite as nice as with someone else.
;)
Besides, it's good exercise, fun, and you feel soooo much better after.

I am wondering what exactly is enough sex to be considered healthy?

I hope 0 times a year is good enough... :(

Nah, just kidding; I'm too young to be having sex anyway.

I know of older people who would like to indulge as often as possible.


*coughEutruscacough*

Well, ever since I took my bed off the frame so I couldn't stow stuff under it anymore .... ;)

No bed frame? What the hell do you hold on to?

No bed frame? What the hell do you hold on to?


Well, I'm usually on all fours ...

Who holds onto their bed frame when they're sleeping? :confused:

Well, I'm usually on all fours ...

Ummm...ok...I have to go have some private time now.

Who holds onto their bed frame when they're sleeping? :confused:


... I don't think he's talking about sleep.

Who holds onto their bed frame when they're sleeping? :confused:

Not when I'm sleeping...but in the morning it helps in stretching...

But you know that is not what I was referring to.

... I don't think he's talking about sleep. As I said, who holds onto their bed frames? :confused:

Ummm...ok...I have to go have some private time now.


*wicked grin*

*wicked grin*

Why wicked? You'd probably enjoy the sight as much as I would.

Ummm...ok...I have to go have some private time now. Ewwwww. Don't tell us please.

Why wicked? You'd probably enjoy the sight as much as I would.

;) You know it.

Ewwwww. Don't tell us please.

I didn't say the what for. Maybe I just needed a cookie or something.

I didn't say the what for. Maybe I just needed a cookie or something. *throws up at vile prospect*

*throws up at vile prospect*

What...you don't like cookies?

;) You know it.

I do. But, I digress....

I didn't say the what for. Maybe I just needed a cookie or something.


I've got cookies! No, seriously, my mom baked 2 kinds last night and bought a bag today. I have, like, 75 cookies!

What...you don't like cookies? Hard choice… would you rather have cookies or sex? I know which I'd go for.

I've got cookies! No, seriously, my mom baked 2 kinds last night and bought a bag today. I have, like, 75 cookies!

What kind of cookies?

What kind of cookies?


Fudge pecan blueberry, chocolate chip oatmeal, chocolate chip. Anyways, I'm off to take my little brother for a walk and investigate a possible elk poaching.

Apparently I'm not getting any cookies.

That sucks.

Back on track.

How much sex is enough?

How about......if you are not married you should not do it at all.

How about......if you are not married you should not do it at all. I believe that, also that if you are married you should.

I can assure you that many, many 16 year olds aren't celibate. I became "un-celibate" at 14 going on 15, and my current boyfriend is just about to turn 17.
I've noticed that the women on this forum generally have lost their virginity at an earlier age than the men here. I have no conclusions to draw.

Reminds me of the old joke - what's a nymphomaniac? a woman who wants to have sex one more time than her partner.
Why are nymphomaniacs always assumed to be female?

In my case,for my wife and I, its many times a week....
And I'm in the mood, all the time, every day. Why else would I get married?
lol, I'm not surprised at all.

How can you be Irish from America. All Americans think/wish they are Irish...why!?
Yes! I am Irish (as in born in and living in Ireland) - it's irritating that all Americans seem to think they are Irish.

Why are nymphomaniacs always assumed to be female? Because all men conform to the definition of a nymphomaniac.

How about......if you are not married you should not do it at all.

Then how do you know whether or not the person you are with is compatible?

Then how do you know whether or not the person you are with is compatible? You ask them if they are of the opposite sex. Problem solved.

Yes! I am Irish (as in born in and living in Ireland) - it's irritating that all Americans seem to think they are Irish.

For the record...even the Irish can't tell the difference when I use the accent.

You ask them if they are of the opposite sex. Problem solved.

So I take it you don't agree with Homosexual marriage then?

Perhaps it is important to realize that regardless of timeframe, sex changes a realtionship.

So I take it you don't agree with Homosexual marriage then?

Perhaps it is important to realize that regardless of timeframe, sex changes a realtionship. I used a heterosexual model for convenience. And I have no clue what your second sentence says. I mean, what do you mean by compatibility?

How about......if you are not married you should not do it at all.

Now, that's ridiculous. Who can afford that many divorces?

I have a male friend that was raped by a woman. It's more common than people realise - how many men are going to admit that a woman took advantage of them and they didn't like it? With enough manual stimulation, you can get 99% of men hard...
In Norway a woman was prosecuted recently for having oral sex with a man without his consent. If you don't mind me asking, how was your friend raped? It's an almost unheard-of phenomenon.

I lost mine when I was 14 to a girl who eventually cheated on me with a friend on camera so I could watch....
Holy shite! What did you do for her to think you deserved that?

Because all men conform to the definition of a nymphomaniac.
That's an inaccurate stereotype. You don't seem to.

That's an inaccurate stereotype. You don't seem to. What makes you think that? :)

Due to the male refractory period, i'll say two or three times a week is fine.

If you don't mind me asking, how was your friend raped? It's an almost unheard-of phenomenon.


If I recall correctly, he was drugged. I'm not sure about the rest - I didn't want to press him for details and risk opening up psychological wounds.

How about......if you are not married you should not do it at all.


*shrug* If that's what works for you, more power to you. However, I've made the choice to go nuts with the premarital sex. Not to say I'd do anyone - I'm very choosy. Anyway, if I ever get married, I want to know beforehand how compatible we are sexually. If I waited and they didn't live up to my needs, odds are I'd end up cheating on them.

I used a heterosexual model for convenience. And I have no clue what your second sentence says. I mean, what do you mean by compatibility?

General compatibility. Sex changes a relationship in ways that are hard to understand if you've nver experienced it.

*shrug* If that's what works for you, more power to you. However, I've made the choice to go nuts with the premarital sex. Not to say I'd do anyone - I'm very choosy. Anyway, if I ever get married, I want to know beforehand how compatible we are sexually. If I waited and they didn't live up to my needs, odds are I'd end up cheating on them.

Well, he just said "married". Not to each other...

General compatibility. Sex changes a relationship in ways that are hard to understand if you've nver experienced it. Yeah, that much is obvious, it does change a relationship… but surely men and women are always compatible? I mean…*unless something's not working.

Yeah, that much is obvious, it does change a relationship… but surely men and women are always compatible? I mean…*unless something's not working.

Oh...now I understand. I don't mean sexually compatible. I mean socially compatible as everything changes once the deed is done

Yeah, that much is obvious, it does change a relationship… but surely men and women are always compatible? I mean…*unless something's not working.

They aren't. People have different likes and dislikes, in bed too. It's very important to KNOW what you like and what you don't like, and it's important that your partner knows that, too.

Btw, Liskeinland, for a person who is a virgin, proud to be a virgin and intent on remaining one, you do seem to post an awful lot in those sex-threads... any specific reason for that?

Umm...that's a little sexist. Really it should be equal, since everyone should have the same amount, except for those with STD's and other illnessed that could cause them harm should they have sex.

Not really. Females are simply capable of having more orgasms in a shorter amount of time. Men cannot be aroused for a minimum of 10 minutes afterward.

Btw, Liskeinland, for a person who is a virgin, proud to be a virgin and intent on remaining one, you do seem to post an awful lot in those sex-threads... any specific reason for that? I post a lot in silly threads in general… especially troll threads, I am particularly drawn to those :D

[EDIT/] "a virgin, proud to be a virgin and intent on remaining one" - you make me out to be some sort of Puritan!

[EDIT/] "a virgin, proud to be a virgin and intent on remaining one" - you make me out to be some sort of Puritan!

Sorry, I meant no offense. But sometimes you do come across a tad prudish... ;)

[EDIT/] "a virgin, proud to be a virgin and intent on remaining one" - you make me out to be some sort of Puritan!Please stay away from Globe Theatre if you really are :p

Sorry, I meant no offense. But sometimes you do come across a tad prudish... ;) Doesn't bother me. :) Being a prudish teenager is about as nonconformist as one can get.
Please stay away from Globe Theatre if you really are Eh? Why? (And I'm not… well, not really. I love music, for instance)

Enough sex? <.< >.> ^.^ there is no such thing, a well trained male can sustain himself for an hour at least while making love, and release several times in a row, me and my girl tend to go for an hour and 45 minutes before i allow myself to release the first time, this insures she has enough orgasm that when i do start to release if i get tired she passes out with me. Sometimes however she has passed before me and that makes it a little difficult, also she get angry if i dont finish up after she passes out. Now i consider myself average, i have trained and learned proper techniques and practiced, and practiced and practiced some more. Now if i am correct and i truly am average then yes as much as you can get is proper cause you should be at it for hours.

What makes you think that? :)
You plan to remain celibate for the next 8-10 years. The idea that all men want sex all the time was invented by the media.

You plan to remain celibate for the next 8-10 years. The idea that all men want sex all the time was invented by the media. 'Tis a leftist plot! And I'm just a Christian, nothing particularly odd.

true the truth is all men and women if raised with healthy attitudes towards sex and masturbation like my lovely lady and i, you should really be insatiable.

Eh? Why? (And I'm not… well, not really. I love music, for instance)Cuz the Puritans burned it... You're British, aren't you? You should know about Cromwell...
(But if you like music, you're probably not a real puritan ;) )

'Tis a leftist plot! And I'm just a Christian, nothing particularly odd.
Indeed, like all evil things, the communists are behind it. Either them or the Jews.*

Still, it's a devout Christian these days who sticks to celibacy before marriage.


*mods, do not go after me on this

Cuz the Puritans burned it... You're British, aren't you? You should know about Cromwell...
(But if you like music, you're probably not a real puritan ;) )
I thought the Globe theatre burned down because of a prop accident with a cannon.

Holy shite! What did you do for her to think you deserved that?

Well they didn't record themselves specifically to show me. They just recorded it and a friend who knew she'd been cheating on me got his hands on it and showed it to me to finally get me to believe him.

I've run out of masterbation comments for the time being.


Sorry guys.
Is it even possible?

I thought the Globe theatre burned down because of a prop accident with a cannon.
Yeah, I heard that too. Henry VIII was the play?

No they can't… it's kind of hard for women to rape men unless it's some kind of gunpoint thing. Hard to rape men by force

Maybe by force kiddo - believe me it's possible, and just like for a femme getting raped, it isnt fun. Just thought you should know :)

Where's the "none" option? Anti-sexuality, dammit!

Where's the "none" option? Anti-sexuality, dammit!

We're purposely discriminating against you :D

I, by the way, would make a very crappy Puritan.

I'm quite sure that once a week is perfectly healthy. More is certainly fun and no less healthy. Less than once a week is also probably perfectly healthy. But if the question is "how much is enough" then I have to answer "once a week" because that's the longest time frame given as an option.

I understand the word "enough" and I understand the word "sex", but if you put them together, it's just gibberish. It's kind of like combining "too" and "sexy."

All I am saying is, I heard an orgasm burns like 900 calories or something. Even if it's not quite that many, think of the exercise benefits of all of that movement.

Oh yeah, look for the weight loss plan coming out soon.

Why do I need sex? Will I be unhealthy without sex?

Cuz the Puritans burned it... You're British, aren't you? You should know about Cromwell...
(But if you like music, you're probably not a real puritan ;) ) Cromwell wasn't a proper Puritan, he liked music and dance!
Indeed, like all evil things, the communists are behind it. Either them or the Jews.* Don't be silly, it's the mysterious leftist media which no one seems to find…
Still, it's a devout Christian these days who sticks to celibacy before marriage. Hard to tell, it's common to claim to… ;) I know a few people who probably will though, guilt is a powerful motivator…

We're purposely discriminating against you :D

I, by the way, would make a very crappy Puritan.

I would as well. Those hats look silly. Especially when it is the only thing you're wearing.

Why do I need sex? Will I be unhealthy without sex?

Not necessarily unhealthy, but there can be respercussions. I seem to remember that if you go without sex for a long period of time and there is no release you are killing so much sperm that you could end up infertile. Not sure if that is accurate or not, but I remember hearing that somewhere.

Only if the man is really no good in bed. Better to wait til he's asleep then and use the fingers god gave us :D

:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D

Easy there...

Easy there...

I'm not easy :rolleyes: :p

I'm not easy :rolleyes: :p
too bad ;) :p

too bad ;) :p

I thought you were both guys :confused:

I thought you were both guys :confused:

Well you know what thought did!!!

Nah I'm female me!!

I thought you were both guys :confused:
so?

Women around 77Seven77 are loosing precious blissfull moments just because 77Seven77 isn't willing to get down and boogie like some other posters.

And that's a darn shame :D

Besides, 77Seven77 is a woman... ;)

so?

Women around 77Seven77 are loosing precious blissfull moments just because 77Seven77 isn't willing to get down and boogie like some other posters.

And that's a darn shame :D

Besides, 77Seven77 is a woman... ;)

Sorry...my mistake.

Define....get down and boogie.

Sorry...my mistake.

Define....get down and boogie.
"do a little dance
make a little love
get down tonight"

sorry, I had a disco evening and I'm dropping musical references like there's no tomorrow today.

"do a little dance
make a little love
get down tonight"

sorry, I had a disco evening and I'm dropping musical references like there's no tomorrow today.

Groovy.

Not necessarily unhealthy, but there can be respercussions. I seem to remember that if you go without sex for a long period of time and there is no release you are killing so much sperm that you could end up infertile. Not sure if that is accurate or not, but I remember hearing that somewhere. Doesn't sound accurate. They are created again, you know.

so?

Women around 77Seven77 are loosing precious blissfull moments just because 77Seven77 isn't willing to get down and boogie like some other posters.

And that's a darn shame :D

Besides, 77Seven77 is a woman... ;)

Mmmmmmmm getting down and boogie ..........

and play that funky music till you die .............................

Indeed :D

Doesn't sound accurate. They are created again, you know.

Yes but from what I remember hearing in this situation they stop reproducing because they are no longer used. I believe this takes quite some time. I need to research it some more and see if I can track down where I heard and get details.

Yes but from what I remember hearing in this situation they stop reproducing because they are no longer used. I believe this takes quite some time. I need to research it some more and see if I can track down where I heard and get details. :eek:

Yes but from what I remember hearing in this situation they stop reproducing because they are no longer used. I believe this takes quite some time. I need to research it some more and see if I can track down where I heard and get details.

Yea AS IF that is ever going to happen, most men can't stop wanking!!!

Groovy.
Yeah baby!! :)

Mmmmmmmm getting down and boogie ..........

and play that funky music till you die .............................

Indeed :D
so... shall we shag now or shall we shag later? :D

Yeah baby!! :)

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/spy2.JPG

so... shall we shag now or shall we shag later? :D

What is wrong with NOW and LATER ;)

What is wrong with NOW and LATER ;)

I love those candies. Wait...that isn't what we were talking about is it?

I'll shag now...later...in 15 minutes...by myself....whatever.

I love those candies. Wait...that isn't what we were talking about is it?

I'll shag now...later...in 15 minutes...by myself....whatever. I wanna kill stuff. :(

There is such a thing as enough?


Well.....maybe when it starts to hurt :(

I love those candies. Wait...that isn't what we were talking about is it?

I'll shag now...later...in 15 minutes...by myself....whatever.

getting scared now .............. :eek: ........................ :D

What is wrong with NOW and LATER ;)
nothing! In fact, I was planning to shag from NOW untill LATER. :fluffle:

However, the movie reference might have been lost...

nothing! In fact, I was planning to shag from NOW untill LATER. :fluffle:

However, the movie reference might have been lost... I love that fillum! 'Tis hilarious!

Off to Ireland for a weekend in a couple of hours… yay… bye everybody…

I love that fillum! 'Tis hilarious!

Off to Ireland for a weekend in a couple of hours… yay… bye everybody…
have fun! :fluffle:

I wanna kill stuff. :(

Lisk, you worry me kid. Seriously. With a post like that...you worry me. I'm not saying it's due to your absitinence (as I never had sex til I was 17 almost 18) but I think you may be a little off center in general. I don't mean this in an insulting way, more in a "how can I help" way.

Lisk, you worry me kid. Seriously. With a post like that...you worry me. I'm not saying it's due to your absitinence (as I never had sex til I was 17 almost 18) but I think you may be a little off center in general. I don't mean this in an insulting way, more in a "how can I help" way. You've only just noticed I'm crazy? Not an insult at all! :) Seriously though, don't worry about peoples' sanity here. You'd spend too much time worrying.

nothing! In fact, I was planning to shag from NOW untill LATER. :fluffle:

However, the movie reference might have been lost...

LOST

I love that fillum! 'Tis hilarious!

Off to Ireland for a weekend in a couple of hours… yay… bye everybody…

STOP

where are you going in Ireland?

STOP

where are you going in Ireland? Dublin suburbs. :p

Dublin suburbs. :p

Nice :)

Have a good one! :D

I'm going in a couple of weeks.

Nice :)

Have a good one! :D

I'm going in a couple of weeks. More like having a good two… this is the second time I've been this summer, albeit to a different part (County Clare).

More like having a good two… this is the second time I've been this summer, albeit to a different part (County Clare).

Ahhh County Clare - my Dad's from there, nice part of the country! I'm off to County Mayo - Ballina to see my stupidly large family :) heheh!!

:cool:

Ahhh County Clare - my Dad's from there, nice part of the country! I'm off to County Mayo - Ballina to see my stupidly large family :) heheh!!

:cool: I'm off to see family too, in Clare it was just to see friends. School when I come back! :eek: arguing religion with my friends all the time… aaaaagh…

I'm off to see family too, in Clare it was just to see friends. School when I come back! :eek: arguing religion with my friends all the time… aaaaagh…

Luckily, I was spared that. I went to an academy of science and math. The only time religion came up was in debate class and cultural anthropology.

Luckily, I was spared that. I went to an academy of science and math. The only time religion came up was in debate class and cultural anthropology. The only time religion comes up much is in English and Maths (no more maths!). Militant atheists, wot?

The only time religion comes up much is in English and Maths (no more maths!). Militant atheists, wot?

In my HS there were more arguments about sex. Because we were geeks and none of us were having any.

And so another sex thread dies...

Another lack of breasts causes people to lose interest...

I would as well. Those hats look silly. Especially when it is the only thing you're wearing.


.... That reminds me of a really crappy movie I used to have on my computer.

In my HS there were more arguments about sex. Because we were geeks and none of us were having any.


In mine, I hung out with a group of 4 male geeks. And we would argue about sex because I was the only one getting any. :D

In mine, I hung out with a group of 4 male geeks. And we would argue about sex because I was the only one getting any. :D

I bet you were. The ones with boobies always get the sex! Not fair!

I bet you were. The ones with boobies always get the sex! Not fair!

Must be some supply and demand thing :fluffle:

Must be some supply and demand thing :fluffle:

Fair enough...

You supply boobs..I DEMAND IT!!

Fair enough...

You supply boobs..I DEMAND IT!!


Pedophile :D

Pedophile :D

Umm...adultophile...

Ok forget it...I'm lost on this thread anyway...I think it's dead...

the correct answer is 2-4 times a week. You all lose, and no cookies shall be awarded.

the correct answer is 2-4 times a week. You all lose, and no cookies shall be awarded.

WTF?!?! I started the thread, I get the cookies. I need my energy if I might have sex.

hehe, ok fine, Send all cookies "in care of Balipo"

Not really. Females are simply capable of having more orgasms in a shorter amount of time. Men cannot be aroused for a minimum of 10 minutes afterward.

You obviously haven't met my boyfriend. He doesn't lose his erection the first and second times he ejaculates. (All right, this discussion's getting too intimate for me.)

Some of you guys have insane sex drives. I'm 22 years old and a few times a week works for me, sometimes less. I've never had that six-times-a-day lust.

You obviously haven't met my boyfriend. He doesn't lose his erection the first and second times he ejaculates. (All right, this discussion's getting too intimate for me.)

Some of you guys have insane sex drives. I'm 22 years old and a few times a week works for me, sometimes less. I've never had that six-times-a-day lust.

But if he can keep going why not keep going every night?

You obviously haven't met my boyfriend. He doesn't lose his erection the first and second times he ejaculates. (All right, this discussion's getting too intimate for me.)

Some of you guys have insane sex drives. I'm 22 years old and a few times a week works for me, sometimes less. I've never had that six-times-a-day lust.

/agreed

Some guys it doesn't go away even after they're to tired to move anymore.

I feel that it depends on sexual drive. Traditionally I would think once a week is enough to maintain a healthy relationship with your significant other.

Personally, I can't get enough... my girl however will not let me even touch her if she is sore

I feel that it depends on sexual drive. Traditionally I would think once a week is enough to maintain a healthy relationship with your significant other.

Personally, I can't get enough... my girl however will not let me even touch her if she is sore

Soreness...good point...

I suppose enough then is as much as possible until someone gets hurt, schedule allowing.

I think this question has been answered.

It depends on how much a person needs to remain happy. It's ironic that there's a problematic STD circulating in my country.

Any of you girls wanna test the theories here over the next few weeks? lol

ya know... for scientific purposes.......

Any of you girls wanna test the theories here over the next few weeks? lol

ya know... for scientific purposes.......


What's the smell? Desperation?

(just kidding) ;)

In my HS there were more arguments about sex. Because we were geeks and none of us were having any. Heh, same with my little "group"… but we argue about higher things. :cool:

Heh, same with my little "group"… but we argue about higher things. :cool:

Define Higher things.

We discussed everything...just sex came up a lot more often than other things. Unless there were girls around (of which my school had very few, but then there were very few students so there it is). If girls were about, the discussion was generally more scientific or music based.

Define Higher things.

We discussed everything...just sex came up a lot more often than other things. Unless there were girls around (of which my school had very few, but then there were very few students so there it is). If girls were about, the discussion was generally more scientific or music based. Higher things… religion, politics, immigration laws, crime & punishment, railguns, music… those sorts of things. And there aren't even any girls in our school.

Higher things… religion, politics, immigration laws, crime & punishment, railguns, music… those sorts of things. And there aren't even any girls in our school.

I was in the only graduating class that was nearly 50% female. Then again, it was the largest graduating class and it only had 30 people in it. Then the school closed because it was "too tough" to graduate.

Asking "how much sex is enough" is like asking "how high is up?" :D

[ double pun intended! ]

Apparently we have heard enough about enough sex...

What's the smell? Desperation?

(just kidding) ;)

*runs away crying*

lol

Apparently we have heard enough about enough sex... It makes kids and raises the abortion/STD rate. Enough said. :D

It makes kids and raises the abortion/STD rate. Enough said. :D

Lisk...it can't both make kids and raise the abortion rate. And I've had plenty of it in my life and never an STD.

Pedophile :D
:eek:

Lisk...it can't both make kids and raise the abortion rate. And I've had plenty of it in my life and never an STD. You are making the mistake of taking me seriously.

[EDIT/] Ooh! Ooh! Just to counter your logical fallacy, a knife can both help life and destroy life.

I am wondering what exactly is enough sex to be considered healthy?

Depends who or what with...

The religious are going to have my head for this, but celibatary people sitting alone in dark, unheated rooms do get the strangest ideas around 3 am. Like how much witches weigh, how many angels fit on the sharp end of a needle, inccubi and succubi, and so on...

Nah, me and my mates discuss that all the time. It's called higher education.

Depends who or what with...

Use your imagination...

You are making the mistake of taking me seriously.

[EDIT/] Ooh! Ooh! Just to counter your logical fallacy, a knife can both help life and destroy life.


Now you are roping me. How am I supposed to know when you are seriously puritanically, or teenage cynical?

And how does a knife help life? This better have nothing to do with my dinner.

Nah, me and my mates discuss that all the time. It's called higher education.

So do I. The differnce is, I don't suddenly start believing in witches...

So do I. The differnce is, I don't suddenly start believing in witches...

But there are witches...they are simply powerless and really just hippies wearing black. Ah, the wiccan, how you make me laugh.

But there are witches...they are simply powerless and really just hippies wearing black. Ah, the wiccan, how you make me laugh.

Want me to read you the Tarot cards? :cool:

Want me to read you the Tarot cards? :cool:

Laugh if you will being from Dublin and all while I wile away in the US...

I have the Celtic Tarot and have taught how to use it in the fashion of the Celtic cross.


But it doesn't help during strip poker games.

Laugh if you will being from Dublin and all while I wile away in the US...

I have the Celtic Tarot and have taught how to use it in the fashion of the Celtic cross.


But it doesn't help during strip poker games.

I got taught the Austrian/Hungarian way by my grandmother... and you would be amazed what I can read in them ;)
Now, just let me see if I can find a way of integrating strip poker...

I got taught the Austrian/Hungarian way by my grandmother... and you would be amazed what I can read in them ;)
Now, just let me see if I can find a way of integrating strip poker...

Forget it...you'd win...I'm already nearly naked...

Forget it...you'd win...I'm already nearly naked...

Erm... remember that?

If I was female...I'd be doing...other things....just cause I could.

... I guess I COULD take off my earrings, but otherwise there isn't much now ;)

Erm... remember that?

Remember what?

[QOUTE]... I guess I COULD take off my earrings, but otherwise there isn't much now ;)[/QUOTE]

Ay yi yi...something just popped up ;)

I really can't settle for once a day :( (masturbates)

I really can't settle for once a day :( (masturbates)

Don't be sad. Everyone does it. It's normal to satisfy your cravings without resulting to prostitutes or rape.

Well...not everyone does it. Liskienland doesn't. But he is an extreme minority.

Don't be sad. Everyone does it. It's normal to satisfy your cravings without resulting to prostitutes or rape.

Well...not everyone does it. Liskienland doesn't. But he is an extreme minority. Yay! My name is in print! I'm both famous and a minority!
You made my day. :)
(Opus Dei-style self flagellation is the way to get rid of your cravings, or satisfy them if you like that. Note: I don't flog myself.)

Now you are roping me. How am I supposed to know when you are seriously puritanically, or teenage cynical?

And how does a knife help life? This better have nothing to do with my dinner. LOL. Seriously fine line between puritanical and cynical, and I'm neither.

Knife can be used in surgery. Unless you cut up a patient and did a Hannibal Lecter at dinnertime, you need not be worried. :)

Yay! My name is in print! I'm both famous and a minority!
You made my day. :)
(Opus Dei-style self flagellation is the way to get rid of your cravings, or satisfy them if you like that. Note: I don't flog myself.)

Are you a member of Opus Dei?