A Big Problem Facing the World
[NS]Amestria
31-08-2005, 10:11
People are not wearing enough hats! Discuss solutions....
Pencil 17
31-08-2005, 10:21
1. Hats don’t look good on me
2. I was blessed with a generous noggin and no hats will fit me.
:(
Jenitintin
31-08-2005, 10:22
But when you say 'enough', enough for what purpose?
BackwoodsSquatches
31-08-2005, 10:22
Habadashers unite!!
[NS]Amestria
31-08-2005, 10:45
But when you say 'enough', enough for what purpose?
So that hats play a significant role in are culture again (and I don't mean cheap excuses for hats like the base ball cap)!
Pure Metal
31-08-2005, 10:48
hat (http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20013.jpg) - doing my bit for world peace :cool:
[NS]Amestria
31-08-2005, 11:00
hat (http://www.hlj.me.uk/Picture%20013.jpg) - doing my bit for world peace :cool:
Thank you...
Mykonians
31-08-2005, 11:09
The West prides itself on being 'civilised', on being rich and powerful and having the knowledge to use that wealth and power effectively. Combined with our technological prowess and rich culture, one might have reason to think that we are indeed 'civilised'. It would be about time.
Yet despite this belief, people here insist upon wearing these quaint inventions known as 'hats'. These devices serve little purpose (aside from those which incorporate beer) and only make their wearers look stupid. And yet, we do it anyway. The hat industry is a booming one, with new and original products coming out all the time to compliment an already-wide range. Why only yesterday, Addidas unveiled a new red baseball cap with a slightly tweaked stitching around the sides!
How can anybody claiming to be 'civilised' wear these devices? Let's look at the facts:
Hats are dangerous. For example, I once received a black eye when someone wearing a baseball cap bent down to tie his shoelaces in front of me. The human head is NOT designed to have such protruding objects (aside from dickheads), and so the brain does not take them into account. This leads to serious accidents.
Some hats are bad for your health. Larger hats cause severe neck injuries and give rise to the dreaded 'squatty head' syndrome, which makes you look as though you have been squashed in a cartoon style.
Hats are bad for your teeth. Hats inject a constant stream of sugar into the side of your mouth, with no apparent purpose. Few people even realise this.
Most hats incorporate brain controlling devices. It is a commonly-known fact amongst the sensible members of society that the government installs tiny microprocessors into all hats which control the way you talk, the way you work, the way you eat, and the way you vote.
Hats look stupid. This is a threat to the entire human race -- hats look so stupid that reproduction is discouraged as a result. Humanity is very close to becoming extinct due to a lack of reproduction, and hats are the only reason for this.
Hats make chips taste bad. By shielding your hair from the sun's rays, chips taste worse as a result.
Hats will definitely kill you at some point. It is a scientifically-verified FACT that if you wear a hat, or even come into contact with a hat, or even see a hat at any point in your life, you will definitely end up dead at some point in the future.
Hats cause hair loss. Every time you remove a hat, you lose some hair. Thus, baldness can be entirely attributed to hats and hat-related paraphernalia. The links to the dreaded 'hat hair' are not irrelevant either.
If the Western world is ever to join the civilised world, we need to ban hats.
If you want to live we need to ban hats.
If you want to get some poontang we need to ban hats.
So please, BAN HATS today! Vote 'YES' on the Nutter 4047 Bill!
Liskeinland
31-08-2005, 12:38
One word: TInk.
I don't wear hats. :p
Legless Pirates
31-08-2005, 12:41
*joins PM*
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3228/dsc001926qy.jpg
I love hats! The crazier the better. There should be a mandatory law that everyone must wear a crazy hat on the 1st Tuesday of every 3rd week of every 2nd month before the fullmoon(thats when the crazies come out :D )
Randomlittleisland
31-08-2005, 14:33
Everyone should have the top of their heads removed at birth, that way they'll have to wear a hat if they don't want pigeon poop/cigarette ends/dirt getting in everytime they go out.
Jenitintin
31-08-2005, 18:19
*sighs... defeated* Me With A Hat (http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9323/pictures40147xh.jpg)
Monotonous
31-08-2005, 18:50
Never! Hair for everyone! Stop the evil hat menace! *boldly slays a baseball cap with a broadsword*
Trilateral Commission
31-08-2005, 18:52
http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/4622/heeringen8zv.jpg
Zouloukistan
31-08-2005, 20:23
Wearing hats should be mandatory.
[NS]Amestria
31-08-2005, 22:45
*sighs... defeated* Me With A Hat (http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9323/pictures40147xh.jpg)
Nice... ;)