NationStates Jolt Archive

The next part in my long line of videogame threads!
This one: submit your fave lines from your fave videogames!

Mine are:

"And this battle will the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"-Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

"You wants STARS? I'll give you STARS! (Empties Magnum Revolver in to Nemesis.)"-Resident Evil: Nemesis

Add your own, comment, etc.

ALL TIME BEST::

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB

THERE IS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOU TIME.

Well. It has three one liners.

GAME OVER
PLAYER ONE

"I have Fury"-Fawful(Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga)
"The princess is in another castle"-Toad(Super Mario Bros.)

"Yep, that's a cow all right."

Cookie to anyone who guesses the source.

I know a few games that have really funny parts to them. But I cant think of any lines at the moment. I know that Knights of Xentar has a few.

Harvest Moon for GC.

Take your fishing rod out and show it to one of the girls. She replies:

"That's a nice tool you have there."

"Yep, that's a cow all right."

Cookie to anyone who guesses the source.
Diablo 1 I believe.

Diablo 1 I believe.
*hands Phalanix a cookie*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"

"THEIR EVERYWHERE!!!"

"AAAAAH!!! IT BURNS!!!"

"*BOOOOOOOM!!!!*"

"Your such a noob"

"ITS GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

I don't know if this counts because I can't remember the name of the game but my friend has a habit of naming all of his characters Jesus and once I saw this:

"Jesus! How could you? You've killed us all!"

Ya me and my brother would say realy disturbing things on D1 multiplayer when people got near the cows.... We got bored ok.

"So are you gonna sit around, have milk and cookies and watch the universe go to hell or are you gonna grab your shot gun pump some shells in and kick some deamon ass" As bes I can remember from Doom1. Love that game.

I've always been partial to the following quote as well.

"I've named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me everytime I sit down."

Cookie to whoever gets that one.

"Do that again and you'll pull back a stump" (clicking on the amazon warrior one too many times.) - Warcraft

"Bright Sunlight, Balmy Skies, Beautiful Beaches... I'm being punished arn't I." Female Dark Elf Shadowknight - Everquest: Champions of Norrath (PS2)

"This place is almost as Hot as I am." Female Dark Elf Shadowknight - Everquest: Champions of Norrath (PS2)

"Wow! this place is so devistated, I would swear I did this!" Female Dark Elf Shadowknight - Everquest: Champions of Norrath (PS2)

"I can see my house from here... wish I had a weapon." Goblin Ballonist - Warcraft

"Now [the player] realizes I'm getting my Ass kicked!" Bloodrayne - Bloodrayne 2

"Thanks for the Tuition" Rui, theif as she picks your pocket after giving you instructions on fighting undead - Wizardry: Tales of the Forsaken Land

"I defend Ascalon against another Charr invasion and my father trifles with doors!" ~ Prince Rurik (Guild Wars)

"What did you think? That we liberated the Chosen only to feed them to the spiders?" ~ Evennia (Guild Wars)

"Your tale doesn't end here with you dead on the floor of my cave!" ~ Glint (Guild Wars)

I've always been partial to the following quote as well.

"I've named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me everytime I sit down."

Cookie to whoever gets that one.

Diablo 2, Act I. The annoying merchant Gheed.

And of course, my favorite quote from any game:
"Frog blast the vent core!" At least that's what it sounds like.

Diablo 2, Act I. The annoying merchant Gheed.

Yep, here's a cookie.

No need for cookie reward cause many of you know this one...

"Mmmmm, fresh meat."

No need for cookie reward cause many of you know this one...

"Mmmmm, fresh meat."
It's "Ah, fresh meat." The Butcher was brutal.

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." -The G-Man, Half-Life 2

"So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." -The G-Man, Half-Life 2

"Nice work, Gordon, throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself." -Barney, Half-Life 2

"God DAMNIT, Jenkins! Fire your weapon!" -Sergeant Johnson, Halo: Combat Evolved

"Mmmmm, fresh meat."
Blood.

"You are amusing... in a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you kind of way."
--Jaheira, BG

"You sound like you were dropped as a child. . .or kicked."
--Jaheira, BG2

"Better jump on my sword while you can, evil! I will not be as gentle!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Best not to ask questions left to aged sages. Boo is quick and evasive and there is ever so much of Minsc to search that we shall never be parted."
--Minsc, when asked how he kept Boo when he was strip-searched

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Just like old times. Well, except for the torture and all."
--Imoen, BG2

"Your knees are mine!"
--Jan Jansen the gnome, BG2

"Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."
--Edwin, BG2

"Minsc, that... tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?"
--Viconia, BG2

Tanya: "Shake it baby!" - Command and Conquer: Red Alert

Yep, here's a cookie.

Wiigii! Cookies!

Halo 2

They just droped a Scorpin (really hugh mofo alien arse kicking tank) and the computer woman in the Master CHief's head said "Thaks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything."

The Sarge replied, "Oh I *know* what the ladies like!"

All your base are belong to us!

I'm paraphrasing a bit because it's been so long:

"That's the third largest head I've ever seen!"

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey!"

I'm paraphrasing a bit because it's been so long:

"That's the third largest head I've ever seen!"

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey!"

"And I could just drop-kick you into the lava.."

"So you wanna be a hero?" - Hero's Quest (Renamed: Quest for Glory 1)
:rolleyes:

"You reach in the dead animal corpse and... PULL OUT A RABBIT!... Alright not really, wouldn't it be cool if you did though?" - Hero's Quest 6
:p

"..."

You gotta admit, it's timeless and no RPG can escape it.

"You are amusing... in a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you kind of way."
--Jaheira, BG

"You sound like you were dropped as a child. . .or kicked."
--Jaheira, BG2

"Better jump on my sword while you can, evil! I will not be as gentle!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Best not to ask questions left to aged sages. Boo is quick and evasive and there is ever so much of Minsc to search that we shall never be parted."
--Minsc, when asked how he kept Boo when he was strip-searched

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!"
--Minsc, BG2

"Just like old times. Well, except for the torture and all."
--Imoen, BG2

"Your knees are mine!"
--Jan Jansen the gnome, BG2

"Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "Sir," if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."
--Edwin, BG2

"Minsc, that... tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?"
--Viconia, BG2How did you forget Minsc's famous "Boo is muttering about fellow hamsters that will come and kill you all, but Boo is just moody, so don't worry. See how he glares? Shhh, we should leave him be." Or was that BG 1?

"(Hind D explodes in a shower of flames) That takes care of the cremation."-Metal Gear Solid

"Hasta de vago! [Good Bye in Spanish] (Shoots fuel barrel, explodes)"-Resident Evil 4

"..."

You gotta admit, it's timeless and no RPG can escape it.

...!

Has anyone ever stood infront of a mirror and tried going "...!" to themselves?

Uh... because I never have...!

...!

Has anyone ever stood infront of a mirror and tried going "...!" to themselves?

Uh... because I never have...!

yeah, that line's WAY better than the ultra cheesy "......?!..." or the inane ".............................", don't get me started on "?!......." :rolleyes:

I was rather fond of "now would be a good time to save in a new slot" from Fallout 2.


And who can forget Grunty's "What a cuddly creature, I wonder if it can be domesticated." (Jagged Alliance 2, sci-fi version)

and from the same game Diedrana's "ELL-EEE-OT, you ID-EEE-OT".

I was rather fond of "now would be a good time to save in a new slot" from Fallout 2.

Yeah, the Fallout series rocks, fave line from Fallout Tactics: "Missed me by a few %."

"I would much rather this end in violence, but...as you command master."
HK-47 - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

The head is missing, it seems to have been twisted off.

"Revenge is a dish best served... raw."

"You very bad man!"

"Heh heh... Horny little rabbits."

When using grenade launcher etc to gib people: "Holy pieces of cow!"

When using katana to slice up people: "Oooh... You coming apart!"

On finding Jackie Chan's grave: "This is no pantomime, Mr Chan!"

All from attrocious game which I played in Japan, Shadow Warrior: Enter the Wang.

"You are sufficiently fortified to kick some ass." -- Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice)

"I'll say it once, and only once: I am NOT taking out any Metal Gears!" -- Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, in whatever that monkey game is called....

from Deus Ex: after Bob Page has his ending monologue "... And I wil burn like the brightest star!"

JC replies "Oh, you'll burn alright" :cool:

From SOCOM US Navy SEALs after blowing a guy out of an outhouse with C-4

"whoa...I've never done that before."

"Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements." - Ashley Riot

"You want to pull ears?" - Solid Snake

"Master, sir, did you see my madd skillz?" - Hammer

"...a lecture?" - Auron

"The best ways, dont always lead to the best results." - Delita

"Remember: The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Alucard

"I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp." - Luca Blight

"If god doesn't exist in our world, then... I will create god with my own hands! - Krelian

"I will grant you the power! My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden power. Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction!' - Grahf "

"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... take it back!" - Id

"I hear you won at the martial arts tournament. That's great! By the way ... did you get hurt? Oh, you didn't. Too bad ... I mean, that's good." - Yggdrasil nurse

"Is there anyone here who is almost dead, with no arms in legs, or is in need of an abdominal operation? ... No one? Well, that's depressing." - Yggdrasil nurse

"It's that frog! Kissed any princesses lately?" - Magus

:confused: :confused: "Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements." - Ashley Riot


Who's Ashley Riot? From what game? :confused:

"When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror."
-- J.C. Denton, Deus Ex

"I see your heart beating. I see you are afraid."
-- Gunther Hermann, Deus Ex

"You can't fight ideas with bullets."
-- NSF Commander, Deus Ex

"When government surveillance and intimidation is called 'freedom from terrorism' or 'liberation from crime,' freedom and liberty have become words without meanings."
-- Chad, Deus Ex

"The human being created civilization not because of willingness but of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning."
-- Morpheus, Deus Ex

"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands."
-- Morpheus, Deus Ex

Best game ever.

"I see." Ryo Hazuki - Shenmue
"Your friends, those you love - keep them close, to you." Iwao Hazuki - Shenmue
"Don't you know blackmail is WAY uncool." Ryo - Shenmue

"Were your parents related...like before they were married?"
Coker- Conkers Bad Fur Day
"Dear Humanity. We regret coming to earth. We regret being alien bastards and we most definatly regret that the corps just blew up our raggdy ass fleet!"
Sergent Johnson- Halo 2
"Ohhhh shes got stigmas like you wouldnt beleive" (sick i know but i thought it was funny)
-the King Bee from Conkers Bad Fur Day
more form Conkers
"Hi..Im Gregg..the Grim Reaper"
"Dont make me get out the duct tape...."
"Fucking Cats...hate the pricks the way they meow and piss everywhere..."

Just about any of the lines from Duke Nukem.

Best. Game. Ever.
It wasn't a game. It was a documentary...

Everything SHODAN said, insect.

"Let's go raid some tombs." - Garrett

Just about everything Guybrush Threepwood said, including "That's the second biggest... No, that IS the biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

The whole Grim Fandango script, greatest story line ever, including movies!

The whole Grim Fandango script, greatest story line ever, including movies!

Indeed. That was so awesome.

'Without free will, there is no difference between submission and rebellion' - President James Johnson, talking to Raiden, MGS2

Baldur's Gate II:

Keldorn: Imoen! What... are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren't you?
Imoen: Well, no... I just...
Keldorn: Just what? Out with it girl. I won't have a party member stealing from me.
Imoen: No, no, that's not it! I... I was just... I was just trying to find out if you're as muscular under your armour as you look. Oh, I know that you're married and all that Keldorn... but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I... I can't help myself, I just what to touch you all the time!
Keldorn: Imoen! I... I have a daughter that is the same age as you!
Imoen: I don't know what it is Keldorn, maybe it's the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!
Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I... I had no idea I had this effect on you...
Imoen: Oh get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh.
[Imoen giggles]
Imoen: Here's your ring back. I won't take it again, I promise.

Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.

Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape.

Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?
Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?

Viconia: He dropped to his knees to beg for mercy, which offered me height advantage as I smashed in his skull with a sledgehammer.

Minsc: Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!
Minsc: Butt kicking for goodness.
Minsc: [before going berserk] Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON.
Minsc: Boo will have clean wood shavings, you evil bastards!
Minsc: You should have given a sword, give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day, give a man a sword and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!
Minsc: Make way villain! Hero coming through!
Minsc: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far, and throw them I shall!
Minsc: I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!
Minsc: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.
Minsc: Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!
Minsc: I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you're just ducky.
Minsc: This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
Minsc: I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.

Planescape: Torment

Nameless One: Can you speak?
Ecco: [She shakes her head at you and smiles sadly]
Morte: I love this chit already!

Morte: C'mon, Chief! We're in a building with some of the sexiest chits this side of the multiverse, and you're stopping to talk to *modrons*?
Morte: One time you awoke obsessed with the idea that *I* was your skull and chased me around the Spire trying to shatter and devour me. Luckily, you were crushed by a passing cart in the street.
Morte: Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows.
Nordom: Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows!

Nordom: A query, Annah: is your tail's purpose to indicate your current level of hostility?
Annah: [angrily] What kind of stupid question is that you pikin' sod box?
Nordom: My analysis is correct. Danger! Danger!
Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.

[about Fall-From-Grace]
Annah: I wish she'd fall from a great height. I might even bump her off meself.
Annah: Old Ward, also known as: Wanker City.

Harvest Moon for GC.

Take your fishing rod out and show it to one of the girls. She replies:

"That's a nice tool you have there."
Priceless

Minsc: Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!
Minsc: Butt kicking for goodness.
Minsc: [before going berserk] Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON.
Minsc: Boo will have clean wood shavings, you evil bastards!
Minsc: You should have given a sword, give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day, give a man a sword and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!
Minsc: Make way villain! Hero coming through!
Minsc: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far, and throw them I shall!
Minsc: I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!
Minsc: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.
Minsc: Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!
Minsc: I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you're just ducky.
Minsc: This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
Minsc: I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.


Ahhhh, Minsc and his giant space hamster Boo. Where would we be without them? Got to love listening to crazed people like him.

Ahhhh, Minsc and his giant space hamster Boo. Where would we be without them? Got to love listening to crazed people like him.
No matter how I played that game, Minsc was always in the party.

Virtually any line by HK-47... or on occasion, the cheap, shoddy HK-50 counterparts. So much gold.

"Shall I blast them now, master?"
"You heard the master, I WILL be back."
"Evisceration works well master, Blunt trauma also works well.. I am told."
"DIE, MEATBAG"
"They aren't even the proper rusty red to inspire FEAR in your enemies!"
"Love is making a shot to your targets knees from 120km away with an aratech rifle with a trilight scope."



*these may be paraphrased.*

One of my favorite pieces of dialogue:

-"Killing somebody isn't so bad. All you do is pull the trigger and pow!"

-"Eddie, you can't just go around killing people!"

-"Why not? He looked at me funny. Just like that dumb dog! He had it coming too!"

From MGS:

"Snake! Wake up! Snake?!? SNAKE!!!"

From MGS2:

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Ah yes, those were the good old days. What were you in your past life?"

"The purple space worms from flap jaw space play a mean hari kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

"Leave you in peace? I will leave you in pieces!" - Darksol, Shining Force

"do you know what day it is today?" -rose(is her name rose?) raiden girlfriend off MGS2SOL



so annoying

"Leave you in peace? I will leave you in pieces!" - Darksol, Shining Force

SHINING FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok.... enthused response done. That game was so good. NOBODY can top Baron Lemon. (admittedly that's shining force 2....)

"Blaaaaarg! It's a miracle" - Bowser, Mario Party 5

"Get out of the way Mathiu. Black rune, pink ballon, this man killed Greimo!"
- Viktor, when confronting Milich in Suikoden I

And just about any line in the Discworld series.

"do you know what day it is today?" -rose(is her name rose?) raiden girlfriend off MGS2SOL



so annoying

How about "Hi! I'm Daisy!" From Mario Kart Double Dash, now that's annoying.

but that rose girl goes on and on and on and on about it the whole game

you trying to get some useful intel but here she is going on about an anniversary or something. she wont even say what it is. :headbang:

but that rose girl goes on and on and on and on about it the whole game

you trying to get some useful intel but here she is going on about an anniversary or something. she wont even say what it is. :headbang:

Yeah, I've played it and it is annoying. But at least it's not the same line repeating constantly every time you switch characters or get passed by stupid Daisy. :gundge:

Yeah, I've played it and it is annoying. But at least it's not the same line repeating constantly every time you switch characters or get passed by stupid Daisy. :gundge:



true true :p

"I defend Ascalon against another Charr invasion and my father trifles with doors!" ~ Prince Rurik (Guild Wars)

"What did you think? That we liberated the Chosen only to feed them to the spiders?" ~ Evennia (Guild Wars)

"Your tale doesn't end here with you dead on the floor of my cave!" ~ Glint (Guild Wars)
Woo! Guild Wars! Woo! Ever met Schnee Schnappi?

Some from WC3:TFT

Who said Blizzard-games don´t have bugs?
If I have wings, why do I walk everywhere?
My life for hire...er, I mean, Ner'Zhul.
We found a witch, may we burn her?
You´re our king? But...I didn´t vote for you.

I play GW ITS LIKE THE COOLEST ORPG IVE EVER PLAYED.

GvG BATTLES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!

What´s your nick (or rather, do you play on the european server?)

What´s your nick (or rather, do you play on the european server?)


yes i do :D im in guild MDI

if you're going to allow repartee:

"Do you mind if I drive?"
"Not if you don't you mind if I clutch the dashboard and scream like a little girl."

I believe that was Earl and Max's Big Adventure.

yes i do :D im in guild MDI
I think I´ve left my guild, I was the only on active for over a month, very boring... Now I get bombarded with invites.

I play more for the people than for the game itself. we even had a beach party yesterday on our guild island :D

Isaac: China is the last sovereign country in the world. Authoritarian but willing - unlike U.N. governed countries - to give its people the freedom to do what they want.
JC Denton: As long as they don’t break the law.
Isaac: Listen to me. This is real freedom, freedom to own property, make a profit, make your life. The West, so afraid of strong government, now has no government. Only financial power.
JC Denton: Our governments have limited power by design.
Isaac: Rhetoric - and you believe it! Don’t you know where those slogans come from?
JC Denton: I give up.
Isaac: Well paid researchers - how do you say it? - "think tanks," funded by big businesses. What is that? A "think tank"?
JC Denton: Hardly as sinister as a dictator, like China’s Premier.
Isaac: It’s privately funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United States for instance.
JC Denton: The separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; that’s its strength.
Isaac: A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders.
JC Denton: Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization.

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.

Sam Carter: Being a soldier isn't just following orders, it's following those orders in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we're not soldiers anymore - just pieces on a chess board dying for the wrong reason.

UNATCO Trooper 1: Don't you know what a philanthropist is?
UNATCO Trooper 2: Yeah, like Nietzche.
UNATCO Trooper 1: No, a philanthropist. Giving to charity.
UNATCO Trooper 2: Oh.

UNATCO Trooper: Dr Reyes said they took the bullet out, but I still feel it in my stomach... It's like ice.

Deus Ex. Gaming meets art meets political discussion, circa the year 2000.

"I will stride through the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"
"Stride?"
"Roll! Roll through the gates of Hell!"

Murray rules.

"Ha ha ha. You are Nasir. Your journey ends here. This will be your final resting place!"

The Boss Duma, Lagoon, notable for his complete lack of a body save for head and hands

" I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY POO!" The great and mighty Poo from Conkers Bad fur day.


" You will never Escape hell and your soul will be mine!" (( Double deluxe cookie cake to whoever can figure this out.))

"1 4m 1337 }{4><0i2"
"stfu noob"
"/rank...wait this server doesnt have ranks?"
from the noob with the 2 for 14 score "im gonna fuck you up bitch"

ALL TIME BEST::

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB

THERE IS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOU TIME.

Well. It has three one liners.

I hear references to this line all the time. Someone, please tell me what it is from.

Sarge is full of one liners in Halo 2.

"Oh, I know what the ladies like."
"Please, don't shake the lighbulb."
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks. We had two sticks! Two sticks and a rock! And we had to share the rock!"
"What? Don't they teach you boys to swear anymore at basic?!"

Yeah Sarge kicks ass.

I hear references to this line all the time. Someone, please tell me what it is from.

An extremely poorly translated game called Zero Wing.

Thanks I have been wondering that for awhile now.

"Finish him!"

"Fatality. Sub Zero wins."

MK rules.

from an extremely OLD RPG game.

Scene: a carnivorous plant blocks your way. after many attempts to get past the man-eating tree...

Me: Piss on plant.
Reply: It has fireproof skin
? me: Piss on the road
Reply: that would be arson!
?? me: Piss on the grass
Reply: That would be arson!


"you are standing infront of a house, the door is open."
cookie for the one who can guess what game opened with this line!

"Raid and pillage." its what one of the GLA units in Command & Conquer Generals say when you select it. But if you are not paying attention it sounds like "Rape and pillage".

In Empire Earth one of the things that Napoleon says is "For France", but the first time that I had used him was as England.

from an extremely OLD RPG game.

Scene: a carnivorous plant blocks your way. after many attempts to get past the man-eating tree...

Me: Piss on plant.
Reply: It has fireproof skin
? me: Piss on the road
Reply: that would be arson!
?? me: Piss on the grass
Reply: That would be arson!


"you are standing infront of a house, the door is open."
cookie for the one who can guess what game opened with this line!One of the Zork games, I'm thinking somewhere arround the 4.0 release.

One of the Zork games, I'm thinking somewhere arround the 4.0 release.
Ohh... so close.

"SANITY... is for the weak."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disapointment."

"Uh, boss? We're gettin' shot up over here!"

Dawn of War.

Ohh... so close.

The original Zork started like this -

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Whether that is what you were actually thinking of, only you can tell.

My life for hire...er, I mean, Ner'Zhul.
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Dammit, it's "My life for Aiur" which is the Protoss homeworld.

"Oh....***** mah bazooka!" -C-Note from Counter Strike

"The candles burn out for you; I am free."

Ten cookies for guessing this one.

#$%#$^ the #@$% Shinra @#$$% Q@#!!!! -Barret Final Fantasy 7

"Listen tinkerbell don't make me..."- Sgt. Johnson

"Come out demon, I have a banana!" -Random Elite (Halo 2) That always made me laugh.

"Me love the arbiter!" - Random grunt (Halo 2)

"They got Bob!" - Random grunt (Halo 1)

"Very bad thing!" - Random grunt (Halo 2)

I could probably quote the Halo books all day but this is a video game thread :)

"They got Bob!" - Random grunt (Halo 1)
There's your hint. :D

Another one: "Don't shake the lightbulb."
- Sgt. Johnson

"Come out demon, I have a banana!" -Random Elite (Halo 2) That always made me laugh.


Yeah, demons LOVE bananas! :rolleyes:

"The Great Mizuti be invincible! But not *that* invincible..."
- Mizuti, Baten Kaitos (GC) when faced with a tough battle.

"I have become death... Destroyer of Worlds!!!"
- Xzar, BG (PC) after defeating a kobold or whatnot.

"Help I'm being oppressed" - ramdom peasant

Yeah, demons LOVE bananas! :rolleyes:

If you didn't notice elites constanly referred to humans as monkies, that's why I thought it was funny. :rolleyes:

"Ah, Sinis! I thought you died when Mazzarin collapsed the shrine of Nyx opon you!"

"Indeed Alric. And I'll wager you thought you'd seen the last of me."

"I have seen the last of you." BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

(Alric and Sinis. Myth: The Fallen Lords)

"Help I'm being oppressed" - ramdom peasant

Monty Python references rock! :D

Warcraft is a havan of one-liners.

"My release date's been changed."

"This is my owl, there are many other's like it, but this one's mine."

"STOP POKING ME!!!"

"Don't you have a kingdom to run?"

"Crouch, tiger, I sense a hidden dragon."



And the archer... oh, the archer;

"I'm all a quiver."

"Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame."

"Ahem, there's SAND on my boots!" - Kefka

"Son of a submariner! I'll get him for this!" - Kefka

"Run, run, or you'll be well done!" - Kefka

"Ahem, there's SAND on my boots!" - Kefka

"Son of a submariner! I'll get him for this!" - Kefka

"Run, run, or you'll be well done!" - Kefka
:D :D :D :D :D

"You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube." Decard Cain

One of my favorite quotes from a game was playing on Halo 2 on Live and someone made a joke about someones mom. The kid then replies in a calm voice, "Hey, you leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this out of your mom."

I was rolling...

"I have Fury"-Fawful(Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga)
"The princess is in another castle"-Toad(Super Mario Bros.)
That one really pissed me off first time I saw it! lol

Everquest:
(yeah, not your standard Video game)
"Everyone, Gang-bang [insert monster here]"
"Death is coming... soon Death would be here.... Death is coming" - Necro Fishing.
"Death has arrived" - Fishing Necro pulling a fish out of the water.

"She binded me at Scions"

(also an EQ junkie)

Which reminds me, "The bunnies are angry! Angry, I tell you!"

"Working for Davik was like driving a spike through the side of your head. Sure, you get something new in there, but in the end you've lost something as well."

Name the character and game.

"...you...can't...kill...me!" - Beach Head 2, when you're actually winning the knife-throwing segment.

"Blue Warrior needs food badly" - Gauntlet

"beep!" - Wasteland (the game had almost no sound)

"my mom wanted me to be a doctor"- Marine from Halo

I always liked Snake's reaction in MGS3 when you were eating something. NYAH! POISON! Or when you asked that person if something was edible. "Well, it is called a poison dart frog."
Snake: So... is it edible?

"Namunamunamu!" Yoshimitsu in Soul Calubur 2

"Please, no more kicking." Gretchin in Dawn of War

You know our motto, we deliver. (coehammer from halo).

Understand this, if you die it is of no conern to me or my people. (halo 2 the arbiter being told the truth)

If I where you I wouldn't make this thing angry. (master chief being held by the floods lord in the ring.)

I wish I had brought a bigger gun. (guess that one ppl its an easy one its in more then one game) winner gets the prize behind any of the 3 doors they choose from.

Ah, Halo 2:

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

"Listen Gentlemen, I'm pretty much queen bitch of the universe now....and there's nothing your three little fleets can do about it."

Infested Kerrigan, Starcraft: Brood Wars

"Working for Davik was like driving a spike through the side of your head. Sure, you get something new in there, but in the end you've lost something as well."

Name the character and game.
Cadeus for KOTOR. LOL, I forgot that line.

very pretty friends of yours? (HALO)

Many of you wanted to see the covenant up close now you will have your chance, and when you see these blue scum sucking sons of a bitch you will show them no mercy and a belly full of lead ... AM I RIGHT MARINES? (HALO)

Show me some loving (HALO seconday ending after legendary mode)

Atari's Adventure:


"................................................." <-------12-15 min.

Heroic WIN "music" here.

HUH?! :confused:

YOU! :mp5:

Don't worry soldier you will make it. (CoD UO)

Sarge I think we got a problem. (CoD)

Instant Stage Beam!

I'm surprised no1's mentioned anything from Max Payne 1 or 2...

"Yeah, I had a talk with the boys, and they are real sorry, they promise to never do it again." (Max Payne, on the phone with the cops, after shooting your way through the bank robbers.) Max Payne 1.

'I hate mimes.' - Blood.

'This commander is whacked' - Marine in starcraft after you click him to many times.

Instant Stage Beam!

OH GOD! I REMEMBER THAT! XD

Let's see...

"GO DOWN!" "I'll try, Captain!" - Char Aznable, Lalah Sune, Gundam vs Zeta Gundam (versus mode, assault awakening)

"You wouldn't've died if you hadn't gotten close to me!" - Kamille Bidan, Gundam vs Zeta Gundam (UC Mode, assault on Jaburo mission)

"You guys are antiques now!" - Jerid, Gundam vs Zeta Gundam

"The new emperor! Emperor Andrew- *boom, explodie* UNCLE AAAAANDROSS!" - Andrew, Starfox: Assault (may be paraphrased)

"Here's your Landmaster! *tank appears nowhere near Fox, gets swarmed by aparoids*" "... Good to see the transmission system's aim is as sterling as ever." - Peppy and Fox, Starfox: Assault

I'm surprised no1's mentioned anything from Max Payne 1 or 2...

Good call, sir. I hadn't thought of that.

"Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far past the point of no return I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it."

"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

DoW:

"Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks, orks"

"We wil serve you, we will serve you! And in return... Grant us the gifts of the dark god!" (think that´s right...haven´t played it for a while)

I've probably got this wrong, but my favourite goes something like this:

"You've got no personality, no defining characteristics, you ARE Mr. Potato Head."

(Beneath A Steel Sky)

And from a modern game (probably got this one wrong too...):

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dips, two number 44s, one with cheese, and a large soda." - GTA: San Andreas

EDIT: Another quote from the above game (probably wrong too...):

"If I wanted to be nagged, I would go and buy a clockwork wife!"

"(Sobs) Oh, my beautiful reward! (explosion)" from Lylat Wars, Pigma says this when you shoot him down.

"Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend" from Resident Evil 4.

"Yeah, them my duckets now!" from GTA:SA, when you rob some1.

"In My day We didn't have any Singularity Cannoranders! We had to Fight the drudge presits with our bare hands and we liked it too!" -The voice of Gampa Simpson when you answer one of the phones in Blood 2

"Well that was unexpected" -Evil scientist after accidentially summoning Gabriel while trying to kill you in Blood 2

"Magic Whore!" -Squeaky toy in Shogo: Mobile Armor Division

pretty much all of Caleb's script in Blood and Blood 2 (his voice pack for Ut was awesome).

"It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you I am."
Baldurs Gate

Curse of Monkey Island

LeChuck:Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care.

"Namunamunamu!" Yoshimitsu in Soul Calubur 2
You did your best. I respect that :cool:

I'm surprised no1's mentioned anything from Max Payne 1 or 2...
Max payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Vladimir Lem: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne, New York's finest with the biggest mobster body count ever, dearest guests prepare to die... Max I'd love to come and welcome you but I'm busy dodging bullets and hiding under a desk at the moment

Max Payne

Nicole Horne: [as Max Payne is fighting is way through Horne's mercenaries, Horne is suddenly heard over the PA system, talking to her hired thugs] What do you mean, "he's unstoppable'? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, and you outnumber him at least twenty-to-one. Do. Your. Job.

B.B.: You can't win this one, Max.
Max Payne: Maybe, but I can make damn sure none of you do either.

If you play Dungeon Keeper 2 at around 3 or 4 in the morning, the 'evil voice' comes on and says:

"Your late-night perserverance has earned you a special hint. GO TO BED!"

If you play Dungeon Keeper 2 at around 3 or 4 in the morning, the 'evil voice' comes on and says:

"Your late-night perserverance has earned you a special hint. GO TO BED!"
Other quotes:
At midnight it says, "'Tis the witching hour"
"You have an excess of mistresses. There's a word for Keepers like you."
"Keeper, there is something unpleasent under your fingernail."
"Your Dungeon is on an incline. Angry creatures cannot play marbles."
"Your Dungeon floor is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down."
"Your minions demand cable."
"Your lair has been recarpeted."

"C'mon out ya bean-eatin' chicken shit!" -manhunt- :eek:

After clocking Ghosts and Goblins: "Congratulation. The story is happy end. Thank you." ... "Being the wise and courageous knight that you are, you feel strongth welling in your body. Return to starting point. Challenge again."

And of course, my favorite quote from any game:
"Frog blast the vent core!" At least that's what it sounds like.

Ah, those crazy explosive Bobs...

"Kill thee!" :p

:D Other quotes:
At midnight it says, "'Tis the witching hour"
"You have an excess of mistresses. There's a word for Keepers like you."
"Keeper, there is something unpleasent under your fingernail."
"Your Dungeon is on an incline. Angry creatures cannot play marbles."
"Your Dungeon floor is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down."
"Your minions demand cable."
"Your lair has been recarpeted."

LOL!

Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow:
Lambert: "We're not sure if he's a CIA agent or a terrorist"
Fisher: "Those two things aren't necessarily mutually exclusive"

The next part in my long line of videogame threads!
This one: submit your fave lines from your fave videogames!

Mine are:

"And this battle will the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"-Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

"You wants STARS? I'll give you STARS! (Empties Magnum Revolver in to Nemesis.)"-Resident Evil: Nemesis

Add your own, comment, etc.
One of my favorites comes from Dragon Quest 5, when you get to the town of Port Selmi, and you go into the lighthouse, at the top you meet a man, and he says, "What, you think I'm a monster? Up yours, too, buddy!"

Boom Headshot!!

Someone brought Shenmue in. Thought i'd add.

"Do you know where I can find some sailors?"- Ryo.

"HAVE SOME MILK SCHOOL BOY"- random guy.

"Hey mister! Lets wrestle!" -kid to Ryo

"I had a vision. A vision of the sleeper, talking to me."

It's not a very well known game but try and have a guess. (and uhh a cookie or whatever to the person that gets it.)

Armed and Dangerous... that game had a shitload of quotable lines.

I don't remember any of them, though. :headbang:

Someone else who's played it?

:confused: :confused:

Who's Ashley Riot? From what game? :confused:

Vagrant Story.

Sorry for the late reply. I have two jobs.

Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I will not be as gentle!-Minsc, BG II
I'm impressed. These fools have exceeded the exceedingly low expectations I had of them-Edwin, BG II

"The black wind blows...One of you will die soon"- Prince Janus.

And of course that most elusive of Tekken match endings..."Double K.O!"

Bill: We get signal. Main screen turn on.
Bob: It's you.
Joe: All your base are belong to us.
Bob: Our princess is in another castle.
Joe: good that news.

It's a short script using overused one-liners and one line I made up on the spot.

"I had a vision. A vision of the sleeper, talking to me."

It's not a very well known game but try and have a guess. (and uhh a cookie or whatever to the person that gets it.)

Gothic 2.

"Look ma! I'm a lumberjack!"
-Serious Sam after picking up the chainsaw.

"I have become death... Destroyer of Worlds!!!"
- Xzar, BG (PC) after defeating a kobold or whatnot.

Actually, this one is originally from one of the Indian Epic Poems, and is a reference to Kali.

I believe Eisenhower also quoted this at Los Alamos in 1945 when he saw the A-Bomb prototype being detonated.

Other awesome Video Game Quotes:

"Well, mostly I wander around doing quests for people who are too lazy to get stuff for themselves, and often I go into peoples houses and rifle through their belongings... oooh, what's this over here?" -The Wanderer, Fallout 2

"Have you ever noticed how everyone looks the same? The way I figure it, there must have been some kind of accident with a cloning machine in the past..." - Vault City Nurse, Fallout 2

"I do believe I owe my Firearm a thorough cleaning"- Sidney Nettleson, Jagged Alliance 2

"It's odd... We were supposed to receive two GECKs, but when we opened the crates, instead we found hundreds of Water Chips- which is odd, because we've never needed a spare one. Or Water Chip has been functioning perfectly since we came out of the Vault."- First Citizen Lynette Fallout 2 (Anyone who played Fallout 1 will get this)

"The First man gets the rifle. The Second Man gets the bullets. The Second Man will follow the First Man until he is killed, and he will pick up the rifle and continue to fight!" - Commissar on the Docks at Stalingrad, Call of Duty. The real horror sinks in when you realise YOU'RE the second man... ie the one with a clip of bullets, but no rifle. (And this line, and the entire 1st level of the Russian Campaign, was taken from the movie "Enemy At The Gates").

"AAAAAHGGGHH YERSELF!"

-Serious Sam, after killing screaming monster.

"I can see what you see not.
Vision milky than eyes rot.
When you turn they will be gone,
whispering their hidden song
then you see what cannot be!
Shadows move where light should be!
Out of darkness, out of mind.
Cast down into the Halls of the Blind!"

- Diablo 1 -

Gothic 2.

Not quite, but because you were so close I'll give it to you anyway. The game was Gothic 1.

Not quite, but because you were so close I'll give it to you anyway. The game was Gothic 1.

DOH! I mixed up the two.

"Look ma! I'm a lumberjack!"
-Serious Sam after picking up the chainsaw.

On Wednesdays, he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea! [Monty Python reference.]

Privateer: "Hey pretty boy, kiss my ass!" -pirates

WingCommander: "No!" -K'tithrak Main as it blows up

Legends of Valor: "You are under arrest for acting suspiciously." -guard

"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
- Max Payne

"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
- Max Payne

Been said already.

Bump.

"I blame society!"-Homer from Simpsons Hit & Run.

Actually, this one is originally from one of the Indian Epic Poems, and is a reference to Kali.

I believe Eisenhower also quoted this at Los Alamos in 1945 when he saw the A-Bomb prototype being detonated.



Actually, I'm Pretty Sure it was Enrico Fermi who said it after he helped make the A-Bomb.

Actually, I'm Pretty Sure it was Enrico Fermi who said it after he helped make the A-Bomb.

I was always under the impression that it was Oppenheimer...

"I, the sorta valuable Zelos, am coming!"
-- Zelos, Tales of Symphonia


"I serve only the Junker... if she'll have me"
-- Selina, Septerra Core


"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
-- Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island series (forget that monkey fighting business, this is the Ultimate Insult)


"Let us remember this moment and bask in its warmth forever! And forever!" (pause) "And forever!"
-- Sain, Fire Emblem


"Well, if we open it and the world ends, then yes. If we open it and the world doesn't end, then no."
-- Beckett, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines


"Say janitor, who's the commander around here anyway?"
-- Relmitos, Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution

"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it.
I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled
'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness
must have been screening his calls."-Demon Hunter WCIII

"Back in the old days, we didn't have plural." - Tauren Chieftain

"In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but it's
really muffled."
"No sink shall be safe from world domination."-Naga Royal Guard

"All your bases are belong to us."

"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete." -Sorceress WCIII

"Please, n-no more kicking!" - Gretchin, Dawn of War.

Haggar: Hello? Mike Haggar here.

Phone: Hee hee hee, Mr. Haggar. So pleased to make your acquaintance. I
believe you
know who I am! Don't hang up! We have a little business proposition for
you... Your
daughter for your cooperation. And we'll throw in the regular monthly bonus
to your
salary we offered before.

Haggar? What?! What happened to Jessica? Who is this?!

Phone: Not so fast, Mike. Turn on your TV.

(Haggar turns on the TV. On the screen is Jessica tied up)

Haggar: You fiend! What have you done to her?

Phone: Nothing yet...but we will if you don't cooperate. Listen to reason.
Why make
your job difficult?

(Damnd appears on the TV, laughing)

Damnd: Just let us do as we please like the mayor before you did

(Screen of "CAPCOM presents" appears)

(Screen of Cody with Guy apparently back from training)

Cody: What?! Jessica was kidnapped?!

Guy: Who is Jessica?

Cody: She is my childhood friend. The Mad Gears must pay!

Guy: What a dirty trick! I will help you out.

-You'll have to guess

"Back when I joined the core we had two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, and we had to share the rock!"

"Some say that god is love, well if that's the case then you can call me cupid." - Sgt. Johnson

"Oh you're so norty." - Random Fable Woman

"Back when I joined the core we had two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, and we had to share the rock!"

Sounds like Grampa Simpson...

Everquest:
(yeah, not your standard Video game)
"Everyone, Gang-bang [insert monster here]"
"Death is coming... soon Death would be here.... Death is coming" - Necro Fishing.
"Death has arrived" - Fishing Necro pulling a fish out of the water.

I sad once in EQ:

"When I want you to think, I will tell you."

Yes, he was being an ass.

Just because you see a Nord walking around in nuthin but his underwear, you immediatley think he was cursed by a witch! You people and your stereotypes! -Morrowind Tribunal exp pack

Just because you see a Nord walking around in nuthin but his underwear, you immediatley think he was cursed by a witch! You people and your stereotypes! -Morrowind Tribunal exp pack

:eek: ...How very...odd...

:eek: ...How very...odd...

I've seen stranger quotes. But I don't remember them.

"Back when I joined the corp. We didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock! Buck up boy, you're one lucky Marine."
-Sgt Johnson HALO2

"Am I gonna have to start CPR or something?"
-Cortana Halo 2, Outskrits, Heroic

"They say the lord works in mysterious ways, but NOT today! This here is HE spewing, machine gunnin' DIVINE INTERVENTION! If god is sending his love, you can call me Cupid!!"
-Sgt Johnson, Halo 2...legendary...

"Oh he's totally hiding from me."
-Marine, Halo 2, just before an elite in hiding divides his head in two with a sword. XD-

"Don't make me take off me belt."
-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!"
-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 1

"Sir, you must be a leprechaun, because that was AWESOME!"
-Marine, Halo 2 WHERE THE HECK DOES HE GET A LEPRECHAUN FROM?!?!

"You heard the man boys! IT'S TIME FOR SOME HAZARD PAY!!"
-that Marine Sgt. From the movie on the Halo 2 Map pack.

"We are gonna show these split-chin sonofabitches why they could never pick a worse enemy than the human race! We are gonna shoot them til' we have nothin' left to shoot them with. Then we are gonna strangle them with their own, livin' guts! Am I RIGHT MARINES!!" (Sir yes sir!) "Uh-huh, damn right I am. Now move it out! Doubletime!"
-Sgt Johnson, Halo 1, opening skit thing, Heroic-

When you kill a civillian in True Crimes: Streets of LA..."Duck...oooops to late (with really sarcastic tone)

Haggar: Hello? Mike Haggar here.

Phone: Hee hee hee, Mr. Haggar. So pleased to make your acquaintance. I
believe you
know who I am! Don't hang up! We have a little business proposition for
you... Your
daughter for your cooperation. And we'll throw in the regular monthly bonus
to your
salary we offered before.

Haggar? What?! What happened to Jessica? Who is this?!

Phone: Not so fast, Mike. Turn on your TV.

(Haggar turns on the TV. On the screen is Jessica tied up)

Haggar: You fiend! What have you done to her?

Phone: Nothing yet...but we will if you don't cooperate. Listen to reason.
Why make
your job difficult?

(Damnd appears on the TV, laughing)

Damnd: Just let us do as we please like the mayor before you did

(Screen of "CAPCOM presents" appears)

(Screen of Cody with Guy apparently back from training)

Cody: What?! Jessica was kidnapped?!

Guy: Who is Jessica?

Cody: She is my childhood friend. The Mad Gears must pay!

Guy: What a dirty trick! I will help you out.

-You'll have to guess
Final Fight for arcades.

P.S: it was ONE line remember. Everybody knows this thread exists only so that we can post ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US on and on until the mods lock it

Everybody knows this thread exists only so that we can post ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US on and on until the mods lock it

Ahhh, then you've never seen ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US The Musical?

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458

All your BUMP are belong to us.

Ahhh, then you've never seen ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US The Musical?

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458
wow, newgrounds still exists?
and yes, I had seen it way back.

With my seatbelt on I wasn't going anywhere. Broken Sword. Sleeping dragon

Evil monks, I hate those guys. Broken Sword. Sleeping dragon

"Oh, I get it, Sir...You want us to ride through enemy lines in a French tin can. You wanna paint a bulls-eye on it, Sir?"

-Sgt. Moody in CoD

"If they wanted your opinions, pilot, they'd promote you to admiral. Just shut up and concentrate on flying."

-Command to Alpha 3 in Freespace 2

"Hand, huh?"

-Popuri in HM64 when you show her your dog

Been said already.

Not only has it already been said, but I was the one that said it the first time. I lose. :(

"Joyriders, car theives; I wish I they all had one BIG neck so I can suffocate them ALL AT ONCE."

-DJ on a the car radio. Grand Theft Auto 2. This is what you hear when you car-jack certain cars.

"Let's attack agressively!" - Contra 3 - Alien War

"You're not a big shot, you're not even a medium shot! You're an asshole!"
-Maurece Chavez (Vice City Radio)

"You're one to talk about Testosterone problems with that mustache you got breakin' out Amy."
-DJ Smith (Vice City Radio)

Here's an old one

"I LIVE!"

Halo: 2, Cortana:

Unfortunately for us both…I like crazy.

Not sure if this has been posted already.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/083104/use-keys-to-open-doors.gif

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubblegum.

Cortana: [on radio] The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson]
[shouts]
Pilots: Ooh-ra!

"I name you worm, as you crawl in the dust"- Sydney Losstarot, Vagrant Story.

"Show me your soul, Riskbreaker"- Sydney, Vagrant Story.

"Darkness called...But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his Machine picked up. I cried out PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS! But he ignored me....Darkness must have been screening his calls..."- Demon Hunter, WC3

Woo! Guild Wars! Woo! Ever met Schnee Schnappi?

Some from WC3:TFT

Who said Blizzard-games don´t have bugs?
If I have wings, why do I walk everywhere?
My life for hire...er, I mean, Ner'Zhul.
We found a witch, may we burn her?
You´re our king? But...I didn´t vote for you.


Its actually "My Life for Aiur" Aiur is the Protoss homeworld in Sc, and if I remember that was a Zealot Quote., so its an Acolyte getting confused with a Zealot :P

anything said by Elvis in Civ II

The Enemy General has Fled like a craven son of a whore he is - Medeival Total War

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/083104/use-keys-to-open-doors.gif

:D
yay humor

this one cracked me up for a good long while, I love his metaphorical speaking

"The wind was tearing at my face like sandpaper and razors."

all your base are belong to us!!!!

all your base are belong to us!!!!

"I'm going to tear your code apart line by line!"
-Cortana First Strike

Final Fight for arcades.

P.S: it was ONE line remember. Everybody knows this thread exists only so that we can post ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US on and on until the mods lock it
They were all wonderful one liners!

"Sit your ass down in that chair and drink
your goddamn TEA!"

I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet. Yay for Cid!

"I'm going to tear your code apart line by line!"
-Cortana First Strike

Wow, 4th wall breach! Nice! :D