Who would win a fight between...
New Fubaria
31-08-2005, 00:16
Baryshnikov, Mikhail
http://www.buffalo.edu/reporter/vol35/vol35n17/images/Baryshnikov.jpg
Kalashnikov, Mikhail
http://www.red-wine.biz/pics/generalkalashnikov.gif
Kasparov, Garry
http://www.marca.com/ajedrez/linares00/kasparov.jpg
:p
I mistakenly listed Kalashnikov's first name as Dmitry in the poll, please ignore...
Baryshnikov makes love not war! *drools*
Baryshnikov makes love not war! *drools*
i'll second that! yummy....
i'll second that! yummy....
Have you seen him dance? I'd get all wet thinking about it, if I had the proper bits for it.
Have you seen him dance? I'd get all wet thinking about it, if I had the proper bits for it.
if seen some on the television. none in person. but still... mmm mmm mm, damn he's fine!
New Fubaria
31-08-2005, 00:57
if seen some on the television. none in person. but still... mmm mmm mm, damn he's fine!
What, and Kalashnikov and Kasparov aren't? :p
if seen some on the television. none in person. but still... mmm mmm mm, damn he's fine!
The communist red shorts he's wearing in that picture make him retro yummy. *longs back to romantically oppressive mother Russia spitting out one communist hunk after the other*
ARF-COM and IBTL
31-08-2005, 01:16
Mikhail Kalashnikov would own each and everyone of them.
And to boot he's almost 85...old but deadly fart :D :sniper:
Hemingsoft
31-08-2005, 01:29
Kasparov obviously. With that kind of brain power he probably has mastered telekinesis.
Ravenshrike
31-08-2005, 01:49
It depends, is Mikhail drunk with his vodka bottle and a handy countertop nearby to smash it on during the fight? If he is, then he wins by default.
PaulJeekistan
31-08-2005, 01:56
What are the conditions of the fight? Are they bare-knuckle boxing in a featureless room? Baryshnikof and Kasparove are both in good shape physically but Kalishnikov has more combat experience.
Neo Kervoskia
31-08-2005, 02:04
No one would win, they would end up having a Mexican stand-off...or Baryshnikov would dazzle them with his deadly skills.
The Downmarching Void
31-08-2005, 02:25
It depends, is Mikhail drunk with his vodka bottle and a handy countertop nearby to smash it on during the fight? If he is, then he wins by default.
I second this motion. Nobody beats a drunk angry old russian when he can smack the table and menace your head with a bottle of vodka. I know this from experience.