NationStates Jolt Archive


Milf

Gruenberg
30-08-2005, 23:42
My initial reaction to this was that it was pretty funny. On reflection, it's a bit a) infantile, b) derivative and c) given the subject, faintly sick. Nonetheless, it still brings a smile to my face that there is (was?) a terrorist group called MILF.

I was reading up on the Phillipines, and I came across the MNLF - the Moro National Liberation Front. They seemed to be a nationalist paramilitary group. Then, I discovered that in 1978, a splinter cell demanding secession for Mindanao broke loose from the main body, and called themselves the Moro Islamic Liberation Front - the MILF. Given that the MILF perpetrated acts of terrorism and were purged by government forces, it's a little sick I know.

Nonetheless, some of the sentences in this book cracked me up: 'the MILF initiated attacks on churches'; 'the MILF demanded recognition of 13 'MILF Camps' as legitimate territories; 'the government agreed to recognise 39 'MILF Camps' as safe areas'; 'hostility characterised relations between the Presidential advisor, Robert Aventajado, and the MILF'; 'the army accused the MILF of encroaching on its territory'; and, well, so it goes on.

I apologise in advance if there are any people who lost relatives to the MILF or something: I mean no offence. Nonetheless, I think I would find it pretty hard to take threats of 'MILF action' seriously. Are there any other ridiculously immaturely but nonetheless sniggeringly amusingly named terror cells, or the like?
Drunk commies deleted
30-08-2005, 23:43
For MILFs they're really unattractive and awfully male.
Hemingsoft
30-08-2005, 23:44
That's awesome. MILF. I'd do a MILF. Well, they do have women in the group, right?
Tremerica
30-08-2005, 23:44
All hail the MILF!

No longer will the youth of this generation be oppressed, the MILF's of this country will liberate them!
Drunk commies deleted
30-08-2005, 23:45
That's awesome. MILF. I'd do a MILF. Well, they do have women in the group, right?
Mostly bearded, skinny guys with guns, machetes, grenades and swords.
Gruenberg
30-08-2005, 23:45
Mostly bearded, skinny guys with guns, machetes, grenades and swords.

Still...
Hemingsoft
30-08-2005, 23:46
Mostly bearded, skinny guys with guns, machetes, grenades and swords.

Nevermind :(

I guess I'll stick to the American style MILFs. :(
Legless Pirates
30-08-2005, 23:47
Great concept
Peechland
31-08-2005, 00:06
Mostly bearded, skinny guys with guns, machetes, grenades and swords.

wow- that sounds just like me.........except for the grenade part....i prefer the blade
GalliamsBack
31-08-2005, 00:08
pnow onto more serious discussion...

Who has a thing for milfs? I know I do. 40 year olds can be awful hot.
Gruenberg
31-08-2005, 00:12
Clearly there are no other funny terrorist cells. The only other amusing acronym I can remember is the Kuwaiti Union of National Teachers (KUNT), of which my friend's dad was briefly a member.

Anyway, I really don't understand the whole MILF thing. I couldn't really see myself being attracted to anyone vaguely outside my age range. If then makes me a bigot, then I apologise. I just find it...icky.
GalliamsBack
31-08-2005, 00:25
Clearly there are no other funny terrorist cells. The only other amusing acronym I can remember is the Kuwaiti Union of National Teachers (KUNT), of which my friend's dad was briefly a member.

Anyway, I really don't understand the whole MILF thing. I couldn't really see myself being attracted to anyone vaguely outside my age range. If then makes me a bigot, then I apologise. I just find it...icky.
how dare you hate on the milfhunters like that. They're njust different, not bad.
Undelia
31-08-2005, 00:27
I just find it...icky.
I do, as well.