NationStates Jolt Archive


Oh man, oh man, oh man...

Lumastra
30-08-2005, 22:09
I dont know how many of you watched it, but there was a program on FX a few weeks ago (maybe months?) called Oil Storm. In this program, the US was brought to it's knees by a hurricane comming up out of the gulf and wrecking the oil platforms down there. Now, am I the only one that notices that THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING NOW?! And they are talking about using the SOR as well, and that provided another huge mess on the show.

Am I just paranoid, or are we in serious danger?
Desperate Measures
30-08-2005, 22:14
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE??? FUCK! WE'RE ALL DEAD!







my God, that smelled good.
Drunk commies deleted
30-08-2005, 22:15
Relax dude, this won't torpedo the US economy. It's going to help trigger another recession, but we'll pull out of it and end up being better off for it. We'll learn to reduce our dependence on oil because oil will end up costing us alot of money.

Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.
Sick Dreams
30-08-2005, 22:15
Nah, were fine. WORST case scenario, if ALL offshore rigs were destroyed, the S.O.R. could replace the production for up to a year, enough time to repair or replace most of them. And as far as the refinerys, I'm pretty sure there was no major damage.
Lumastra
30-08-2005, 22:18
Yea, I hope so. Maybe this will finally motivate the dumbass car companies to fully develop hydrogen fuel cells. Still, it is uncanny. I just about had a heart attack when I saw the wrecked oil rigs on the news.
Blu-tac
30-08-2005, 22:24
Yea, I hope so. Maybe this will finally motivate the dumbass car companies to fully develop hydrogen fuel cells.

Firstly, you try running a car company

Secondly, hydrogen fuel cells cost many times more money than gas. so would you be willing to pay a million for a car?
Drunk commies deleted
30-08-2005, 22:24
Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.
The Black Forrest
30-08-2005, 22:26
Firstly, you try running a car company

Secondly, hydrogen fuel cells cost many times more money than gas. so would you be willing to pay a million for a car?

Aren't the Germans making one as we speak?

Besides, it wouldn't cost a million. How much does a car cost if you went out and bought all the parts?
The Black Forrest
30-08-2005, 22:28
Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.

There are other food sources. How much do you weigh? :D
Sick Dreams
30-08-2005, 22:28
Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.
I've got my e-tool, and I'm heading out to dig a bunker now! Got an extra can opener? And maybe a couple fertile women? :fluffle:
Lumastra
30-08-2005, 22:29
Firstly, you try running a car company

Secondly, hydrogen fuel cells cost many times more money than gas. so would you be willing to pay a million for a car?

Thats my point. If the car companies would bother trying to work on them harder, they wouldnt cost so much!
The Vuhifellian States
30-08-2005, 22:30
I'm taking DCD's advice, see ya'll in Montana!!!
The Black Forrest
30-08-2005, 22:31
Thats my point. If the car companies would bother trying to work on them harder, they wouldnt cost so much!

The Gas industry wouldn't like that......
Bolol
30-08-2005, 22:32
Aw man! It's the real deal! I'm outta here!

*Boards stolen Russian Gunship to Japan*
Thekalu
30-08-2005, 22:34
fuck it I'm moving to amsterdam when I turn 18
The Tribes Of Longton
30-08-2005, 22:35
Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.
Oh my God! Without oil, there is nothing to colour in the text on nationstates! The end is truly nigh!

*runs to the hills*
Bolol
30-08-2005, 22:43
Oh my God! Without oil, there is nothing to colour in the text on nationstates! The end is truly nigh!

*runs to the hills*

Okay, it's lost its specialness now...
Lumastra
30-08-2005, 22:44
Why was it special in the first place? Whats so great about a blank post?
Eh-oh
30-08-2005, 22:46
Why was it special in the first place? Whats so great about a blank post?

highlight it, you eejit :p
Desperate Measures
30-08-2005, 22:46
Why was it special in the first place? Whats so great about a blank post?
: points:
Chicken pi
30-08-2005, 22:47
Why was it special in the first place? Whats so great about a blank post?

They have subliminal messages cunningly hidden in them.
Drunk commies deleted
30-08-2005, 22:47
Why was it special in the first place? Whats so great about a blank post?
Hint: It ain't blank.
The Tribes Of Longton
30-08-2005, 22:47
Okay, it's lost its specialness now...
Oh shush you. And gimme that damn cookie.

Besides, I didn't realise the US was so heavily dependent on its own oil supplies. Well, I guess you learn something new everyday.
Lumastra
30-08-2005, 22:50
Huh, thats an interesting (and totally useless) way of writting. Never encountered it before.
Wolfrest
30-08-2005, 22:51
I dont know how many of you watched it, but there was a program on FX a few weeks ago (maybe months?) called Oil Storm. In this program, the US was brought to it's knees by a hurricane comming up out of the gulf and wrecking the oil platforms down there. Now, am I the only one that notices that THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING NOW?! And they are talking about using the SOR as well, and that provided another huge mess on the show.

Am I just paranoid, or are we in serious danger?

We'll just rebuild, protest oil and gas prices and stop using them by riding/driving horses, donkies, cows and oxen again until gas and oil is buyable, as in a dollar for twenty gallons:D
Bolol
30-08-2005, 22:55
Oh shush you. And gimme that damn cookie.

What have you done to earn the Bolol Nuclear Cookie Mk. 2?
Kevlanakia
30-08-2005, 23:05
Huh, thats an interesting (and totally useless) way of writting. Never encountered it before.

I've heard that when people make mistakes, they occasionally try to criticize the object of their mistake to downplay its value, in an attempt to save themselves from perceived embarassment. Anyone here ever seen that happening?
The Tribes Of Longton
30-08-2005, 23:09
What have you done to earn the Bolol Nuclear Cookie Mk. 2?
Sadly, nothing of note. However, I feel a radioactive foodstuff would be highly useful when I'm living in the hills with my bevvy of unusually fertile Swedish women.
Lumastra
30-08-2005, 23:13
I've heard that when people make mistakes, they occasionally try to criticize the object of their mistake to downplay its value, in an attempt to save themselves from perceived embarassment. Anyone here ever seen that happening?

Yea, actually I have. But seriously, name one reason why it is necessary.
Sick Dreams
31-08-2005, 00:06
Yea, actually I have. But seriously, name one reason why it is necessary.
It's necessary because we liked it, so there! (sticks out tongue)
Desperate Measures
31-08-2005, 00:25
Yea, actually I have. But seriously, name one reason why it is necessary.
Sometimes it is used for Q&A. You have to highlight to read the answer. I win!
Lumastra
31-08-2005, 06:10
I dont think so. I have seen it used in that aplication before, and I must say I dont care for it. If I dont want to read the answer, I will just scroll down (or up, depending on the site). Plus, if you need to print the page, any and all information hidden in the little boxes would be lost.
Carnivorous Lickers
31-08-2005, 14:41
Actually this really is the end of the world. If I were you I'd invest in ammunition, canned food, and bottled water. Move to the wilderness of Montana and horde guns and fertile women. The end is near I tells ya! I'm writing this in white so as not to panic people, but seriously, we're all going to either die or be reduced to hunting and gathering.


I'm way ahead of you there. Except for the Montana part.
Charlen
31-08-2005, 14:47
I stopped paying attention to FX after they made Nip/Tuck, and I also tend to give movies credibility in predicting the future, much less tv movies. They're just there for a quick profit or propoganda, which is the same reason I'll never watch Farenheit 9/11 even though I don't like Bush. For as much as I dislike him I dislike political propoganda even worse.
Mekonia
31-08-2005, 15:10
I dont know how many of you watched it, but there was a program on FX a few weeks ago (maybe months?) called Oil Storm. In this program, the US was brought to it's knees by a hurricane comming up out of the gulf and wrecking the oil platforms down there. Now, am I the only one that notices that THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING NOW?! And they are talking about using the SOR as well, and that provided another huge mess on the show.

Am I just paranoid, or are we in serious danger?

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Whats an SOR?
Drunk commies deleted
31-08-2005, 15:16
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Whats an SOR?
Strategic Oil Reserve, or Seven Old Ronin. I'm not sure which. Either they'll tap into the oil reserves, or unleash seven old samurai to go around the country killing people who waste gasoline.
Mitigation
01-09-2005, 09:45
Strategic Oil Reserve, or Seven Old Ronin. I'm not sure which. Either they'll tap into the oil reserves, or unleash seven old samurai to go around the country killing people who waste gasoline.

LOL
Rotovia-
01-09-2005, 09:57
Yes, the enite economy will implode and you'll be forced to crack opent he skulls of your loved ones and feast on the goo inside. But fear not. For you have ROTOVIA SURVIVAL GUIDE:

Step One: Drink all the water in the house.
Including kettles, toilets, swimming pools, etc.

Step Two: Urinate on the walls.

Step Three: Find large rock

Step Four: Crack open skulls and feast on goo
Mitigation
01-09-2005, 16:03
mmmmmm gooooo....WHOSE GOT KETCHUP!!!!????