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Masturbation...what's your take?

Is it a natural thing to do on your own time? Or is it something no one should get into ever?

I see nothing wrong with it.

Yes. There, that's done with. Next thread please.

Natural, healthy and fun. What more could anyone ask for from an activity?

Masturbation: the new goverment approved national passtime (although I can't really think of a better way to discourage masturbation than to make it government approved :p )

Natural, healthy and fun. What more could anyone ask for from an activity?

Masturbation: the new goverment approved national passtime (although I can't really think of a better way to discourage masturbation than to make it government approved :p )

You're a genius. :p

how could it possibly be unnatural?

how could it possibly be unnatural?

Artificial hands

Artificial hands

I was thinking more artificial dick myself.

Masturbation...what's your take?

Is it a natural thing to do on your own time? Or is it something no one should get into ever?

I see nothing wrong with it.

Natural, oh yes.

Just try to get out for air occasionally, and remember to sleep every so often...
and I think you can get carpal tunnel syndrome or something, so rest the hand(s) at least a few hours each day
:rolleyes:

And if it is a problem, pray for a partner---worked for me, thank God! :)

how could it possibly be unnatural?

Wait for the God-squad to show up and I'm sure they will tell you.

Even if it weren't natural (which IMO, it is), I don't see anything wrong with it. It doesn't hurt anyone and it's very...theraputic...

I was thinking more artificial dick myself.

Why do we always assume dick? I'm sure there are some female type people out there who are all for the self-playtime! Although they probably don't post.

Masturbation...what's your take?

Is it a natural thing to do on your own time?
Yes. And most employers prefer you do it on your own time. Masturbating employees aren't the most productive kind.

Yes. And most employers prefer you do it on your own time. Masturbating employees aren't the most productive kind.

Unless they work in a specific subdivision of the porn industry.

Why do we always assume dick? I'm sure there are some female type people out there who are all for the self-playtime! Although they probably don't post.

There are probably many of them, but more guys do it and (more important) guys are more likely to admit to doing it.

Why do we always assume dick? I'm sure there are some female type people out there who are all for the self-playtime! Although they probably don't post.

I assume it's because an artificial penis is more realistic than an artificial vagina...especially if you have had bad luck with explosives or whatnot.

There are probably many of them, but more guys do it and (more important) guys are more likely to admit to doing it.

I don't think more guys do it... I think guys like to talk about it a lot more. Might have to do a bit with bragging, too.
But trust this girl... we do it ;)

Of course it is. And it is good. Carry on.

There are probably many of them, but more guys do it and (more important) guys are more likely to admit to doing it.
I'd like to see some stats on that :D

I think we ALL do it. How often is an individual thing, not necessarily a gender issue.

I'd like to see some stats on that :D

I think we ALL do it. How often is an individual thing, not necessarily a gender issue.

She's back. Good lunch?
I was waiting to hear from you on this thread.

Might have to do a bit with bragging, too.
I don't think so. You masturbate because you currently don't have someone to do the real thing with. I don't find that a subject of bragging... =/

I don't think so. You masturbate because you currently don't have someone to do the real thing with. I don't find that a subject of bragging... =/

Hey! I have someone to do the real thing, but that doesn't mean I don't. Now bragging to be the best masturbator ever, kinda weird.

I'd like to see some stats on that :D

I think we ALL do it. How often is an individual thing, not necessarily a gender issue.
According to Kinsey, every single guy does it, and almost every girl does it. There is a slight minority of women, however, who don't masturbate.

However, mosty won't admit to it.

Yes. And most employers prefer you do it on your own time. Masturbating employees aren't the most productive kind.
While that might just depend on the field of work...

Yes, masturbation is natural, fun, healthy, doesn't usually hurt anyone - so, why not?

Stupid question.

She's back. Good lunch?
I was waiting to hear from you on this thread.
*shifty eyed* I don't know what you mean! It was just lunch! Nothing else went on! Weeks of sexual energy are still pent up! Yeah, that's it! *slinks out of this thread*

I don't think so. You masturbate because you currently don't have someone to do the real thing with. I don't find that a subject of bragging... =/
Trust me...sometimes you do it even if you DO have someone to do the real thing with.

The more you get, the more you want.

Trust me...sometimes you do it even if you DO have someone to do the real thing with.

The more you get, the more you want.

Wanking: it's a drug.

lol

Wanking: it's a drug.

lol
Sex, period. It releases endorphines. Or dolphins? I can't remember. FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! I have someone to do the real thing, but that doesn't mean I don't. Now bragging to be the best masturbator ever, kinda weird.

I agree in part. I do and I'm married, but I understand that there are times when she may not be in the mood as often as I am. So voila...I do it, and I like it. I also encourage her to, if she has time and availability.

And to take pictures...wait...nevermind...

*shifty eyed* I don't know what you mean! It was just lunch! Nothing else went on! Weeks of sexual energy are still pent up! Yeah, that's it! *slinks out of this thread*

Sorry to hear about all that. A good release never does anyone harm.
Plus I argue that any truly committed man (committed to a girl that is) would masturbate. A few days every month being couped up, times 12 a year. Don't want any relationship strain.

Trust me...sometimes you do it even if you DO have someone to do the real thing with.

The more you get, the more you want.

Amen...

Sometimes you do it together because it is something not the same...

It's better than dressing like a coquistador and a serving wench...boy does that get cumbersome. (just kidding)

NOTE: I have never actually done that.

N.B. No servince wenches or conquistadors were harmed in the typing of this post.

Sex, period. It releases endorphines. Or dophins? I can't remember. FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't we just inject endorphins into ourselves? I really want to do that - in limited supplies, they could be very healthy.

Why can't we just inject endorphins into ourselves? I really want to do that - in limited supplies, they could be very healthy.

I could see that becoming a problem when people refuse to do anything but give themselves injections and orgasms all day long.

I could see that becoming a problem when people refuse to do anything but give themselves injections and orgasms all day long.

welcome to the wonderful world of the crack whore

Take one good look at my sig , old one would be better, and guess what my take on this question is.

welcome to the wonderful world of the crack whore

More like come whore...but same idea.

I could see that becoming a problem when people refuse to do anything but give themselves injections and orgasms all day long. I'm not planning on releasing it to the general public, just experiment. And it doesn't give orgasms, orgasms give it.

Masturbation is natural and healthy. Humans aren't the only ones who do it, take a look at the rest of the animal kingdom.

*erects brazier behind self*
*sets fugue to playing*
It isn't really advisable.

Sorry for the letdown… I don't do hellfire preaching. :rolleyes:

Why can't we just inject endorphins into ourselves? I really want to do that - in limited supplies, they could be very healthy.

I have an aversion to injections. Nothing will go in or out of my bloodstream, thank you very much.

Masturbation is natural and healthy. Humans aren't the only ones who do it, take a look at the rest of the animal kingdom.
I'd rather not. It's not even always pretty when humans do it. Let's not bring visuals into this, ok?

*erects brazier behind self*
*sets fugue to playing*
It isn't really advisable.

Sorry for the letdown… I don't do hellfire preaching. :rolleyes:

Why isn't it advisable?

I'd rather not. It's not even always pretty when humans do it. Let's not bring visuals into this, ok?

Depends on which side you're on?

Depends on which side you're on?
As in....all guys like to watch chicks masturbate?

But not all chicks....*inserts quick visual of Queen Elizabeth, and the point is made*

Masturbation...what's your take?

Is it a natural thing to do on your own time? Or is it something no one should get into ever?

I see nothing wrong with it.
Of course it is natural. Is is always a good thing? maybe not. Is is always a bad thing? definatly not.
I guess my opinion on the subject would depend on why you were doing it in the first place.
I only posted because I thought you might be interested in the Christain perspective or mine (I say that because I don't speak for all Christains)

I'd rather not. It's not even always pretty when humans do it. Let's not bring visuals into this, ok?

I agree...that sounds like a different post entirely.

As in....all guys like to watch chicks masturbate?

But not all chicks....*inserts quick visual of Queen Elizabeth, and the point is made*

I was thinking about eyelids, but whatever.

*Creeped out by visual aide*

As in....all guys like to watch chicks masturbate?

But not all chicks....*inserts quick visual of Queen Elizabeth, and the point is made*

thanks...

Of course it is natural. Is is always a good thing? maybe not. Is is always a bad thing? definatly not.
I guess my opinion on the subject would depend on why you were doing it in the first place.
I only posted because I thought you might be interested in the Christain perspective or mine (I say that because I don't speak for all Christains)

Other than the obvious(in the library, while driving, etc.), when is it bad?

As in....all guys like to watch chicks masturbate?

But not all chicks....*inserts quick visual of Queen Elizabeth, and the point is made*

Now are we talking about chickens or women? I'm getting confused here.

Now are we talking about chickens or women? I'm getting confused here.
Not baby chicks, so yeah, the alternative is women :p

I didn't have to be taught how to do it, so I'll assume it's natural.

Other than the obvious(in the library, while driving, etc.), when is it bad?
It is bad when it becomes an addiction, and starts to affect the other areas of your life.(you quit going to work, you are unable to have a healthy relationship)

Other than the obvious(in the library, while driving, etc.), when is it bad?

Who says it's bad to masturbate in libraries?

Who says it's bad to masturbate in libraries?

The signs that say to be quiet.

The signs that say to be quiet.

It can be done quietly.

I think one could make an argument for masturbation using aides (toys, lube, etc.) being unnatural. That said, nobody's opinion is going to stop me.

As far as the female masturbation thing goes: I'm female. I once conducted an informal poll of my male friends and found out that most of them masturbate 3 or 4 times a week (and I won the argument I was doing it for, too ^.^). In which case, I masturbate more than most males - I have to limit myself to once a day. IMO, any girl who says she doesn't is either lying or needs to have that first orgasm.

Who says it's bad to masturbate in libraries?

because the sight of an 90 year old librarian woman ruins the mood...

because the sight of an 90 year old librarian woman ruins the mood...

Speak for yourself :D

:eek:

It is bad when it becomes an addiction, and starts to affect the other areas of your life.(you quit going to work, you are unable to have a healthy relationship)

I'll agree with that. I haven't had that problem...but in my younger years I have skipped work for sex.

Why isn't it advisable? Possibly better to lose virginity in real sex.

Anyway, of course it's natural. I mean… does that need answering?
Not in libraries, though. :eek:

I think one could make an argument for masturbation using aides (toys, lube, etc.) being unnatural. That said, nobody's opinion is going to stop me.

As far as the female masturbation thing goes: I'm female. I once conducted an informal poll of my male friends and found out that most of them masturbate 3 or 4 times a week (and I won the argument I was doing it for, too ^.^). In which case, I masturbate more than most males - I have to limit myself to once a day. IMO, any girl who says she doesn't is either lying or needs to have that first orgasm.

Right on...but I admit, I am suddenly turned on.

Speak for yourself :D

:eek:

:eek: ew

I'll agree with that. I haven't had that problem...but in my younger years I have skipped work for sex.
It is rare to get addicted to masturbation most people who think they are addicted are actually addicted to porn.

actually it is generally accepted in the church that you should avoid lustful thoughts because they can also cause problems. since it is difficult to masturbate without such thoughts it has been accepted that you shouldn't.

I should mention that I haven't found any biblical backing saying that masturbation is prohibited and I think it is preferable than having premarital sex.(since that is biblically prohibited)

I think in the confines of marriage, if you are lusting after your spouse it should be fine. (esp if it keeps you from cheating when spouse is unavailable.)

Not just natural, it's awesome. Thanks, God! :rolleyes:

It is rare to get addicted to masturbation most people who think they are addicted are actually addicted to porn.

True. But I suppose that is only if the masturbate to porn. I don't, but I don't know where I stand on that in reference to others. I have a pretty creative imagination though.

*snip* In which case, I masturbate more than most males - I have to limit myself to once a day. IMO, any girl who says she doesn't is either lying or needs to have that first orgasm.

Rawr. :D

:eek: ew

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it ;)

Right on...but I admit, I am suddenly turned on.

*grin* I think inadvertantly turning people on is my special talent. Or one of them, anyway.

*grin* I think inadvertantly turning people on is my special talent. Or one of them, anyway.

Umm...stammering...ok...

True. But I suppose that is only if the masturbate to porn. I don't, but I don't know where I stand on that in reference to others. I have a pretty creative imagination though.
yeah. I think the reason that it is so rare to get addicted to masturbation itself is the fact that no matter how much fun you have, it is infinitly better if you have a partner. (unless your partner is no fun)

Right on...but I admit, I am suddenly turned on.
It's kind of interesting that the idea of women masturbating is so much more titilating than the idea of men doing it...why is that?

Masturbation...what's your take?

Is it a natural thing to do on your own time? Or is it something no one should get into ever?

I see nothing wrong with it.
Masturbation is as natural as scratching an itch. Of course, like pretty much all natural behaviors, masturbation can become harmful if engaged in to excess; for instance, one can physically damage certain body parts by stimulating them too often or too roughly, much like how you can tear skin if you scratch your arm too often. That's an extreme that most people never go to, however, so in general masturbation is anything but harmful.

It's kind of interesting that the idea of women masturbating is so much more titilating than the idea of men doing it...why is that? 'Cos men are ungainly and… floppy. Next silly question. :)

Rawr. :D

I've found that I have the sort of sexual appetite that exceeds one stereotypically found in males.

For example, in my last relationship, 7 times a day was not uncommon.

It's kind of interesting that the idea of women masturbating is so much more titilating than the idea of men doing it...why is that?

because girls are the good looking ones...

'Cos men are ungainly and… floppy. Next silly question. :)

I find the male ending rather titillating. Maybe I just have absurdly excessive hormones, though?

I've found that I have the sort of sexual appetite that exceeds one stereotypically found in males.

For example, in my last relationship, 7 times a day was not uncommon.

7 times?? :eek: :D

Wanna see another reason why George Bush is a twat.

This IS NOT a piss take.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp (http://http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)

Operation Purity. Bollocks to that.

I've found that I have the sort of sexual appetite that exceeds one stereotypically found in males.

For example, in my last relationship, 7 times a day was not uncommon.

so tell us, where do you live? ;) :cool:

Wanna see another reason why George Bush is a twat.

This IS NOT a piss take.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp (http://http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)

Operation Purity. Bollocks to that.

Link broken

Wanna see another reason why George Bush is a twat.

This IS NOT a piss take.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp (http://http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)

Operation Purity. Bollocks to that. Server not found. Enlighten me, please.

so tell us, where do you live? ;) :cool:

yeah good question :)

I find the male ending rather titillating. Maybe I just have absurdly excessive hormones, though?
*shrugs*...I prefer watching women than men, and I'm a straight chick. Even really hot guys...I don't know, watching them isn't all that interesting. Not as interesting as watching them do other, group activities...or engaging in them with said hotties... :D

I find the male ending rather titillating. Maybe I just have absurdly excessive hormones, though? Probably. Hormones are irritating.

I looked up both "purity" and "operation purity" on the White House site, and didn't find anything.

well if u type that into ur browser bar then u will get a white house site all about the evils of masterbation. Some highlights include:

The fact that masterbation leads to child molestation
'Masterbation is a greater danger to our society than atheism' - :eek: THE HUMANITY! Twat.

well if u type that into ur browser bar then u will get a white house site all about the evils of masterbation. Some highlights include:

The fact that masterbation leads to child molestation
'Masterbation is a greater danger to our society than atheism' - :eek: THE HUMANITY! Twat. Apparently God hates it when men waste their sperm. So we should all use a sort of inverted "rhythm method". :rolleyes:

Operation Purity does not appeal to me. I like "pure" girls, but forcing it is… insane?

[EDIT/] JEEBERS! They want to ban selling unsliced cucumbers!

[EDIT AGAIN/] They support female circumcision! Good Lord!

so tell us, where do you live? ;) :cool:


*grin* Why do I get the idea that I'm eventually going to have to run out of this thread squirting cold water at the people chasing me? :fluffle:

*grin* Why do I get the idea that I'm eventually going to have to run out of this thread squirting cold water at the people chasing me? :fluffle:
And someone said in another thread that Canadian girls are frosty....

*grin* Why do I get the idea that I'm eventually going to have to run out of this thread squirting cold water at the people chasing me? :fluffle:

Because you are very perceptive ;)

*grin* Why do I get the idea that I'm eventually going to have to run out of this thread squirting cold water at the people chasing me? :fluffle: I hate to tell you, but I tend to get homicidal… femicidal impulses towards pretty gels. :)

And someone said in another thread that Canadian girls are frosty....

But all that snow makes us wanna cuddle up nice and warm... :D

I hate to tell you, but I tend to get homicidal… femicidal impulses towards pretty gels. :)

Uh oh...

*hides*

Uh oh...

*hides* It's alright, I know a few Irish girls, so I've got more to kill first :)

Because you are very perceptive ;)

*grin* I suppose so.

Apparently God hates it when men waste their sperm. So we should all use a sort of inverted "rhythm method". :rolleyes:

Operation Purity does not appeal to me. I like "pure" girls, but forcing it is… insane?

[EDIT/] JEEBERS! They want to ban selling unsliced cucumbers!

[EDIT AGAIN/] They support female circumcision! Good Lord!


Almost was fooled myself... take a look at the very bottom of the page. *phew*

It's alright, I know a few Irish girls, so I've got more to kill first :)

I'm only of Irish heritage, so I'm slightly safer, right?

It's alright, I know a few Irish girls, so I've got more to kill first :)
Now you're just being creepy...

*grin* I suppose so.

**note to self: the flattery is working**

Almost was fooled myself... take a look at the very bottom of the page. *phew* I didn't see that, but I thought it might be fake when I saw "we should stop researching cures for AIDS and cancer" - they might want to stop researching AIDS cures, but not cancer.

Sadly, it's probably not so exaggerated.

Now you're just being creepy... To each his own…

Artificial hands

rofl

(writes buy rubber gloves on the "To Do" list)

[EDIT/] JEEBERS! They want to ban selling unsliced cucumbers!

No! My acting career will be ruined!

(I was recently in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and my character had to eat a cucumber in a very suggestive manner. Other scenes had other phallic foods, so many play practices consisted of the director telling me to peel the orange more erotically, or to lick the cucumber a few times >.<)

**note to self: the flattery is working**

I am so susceptible to flattery, it's not even funny >.<

No! My acting career will be ruined!

(I was recently in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and my character had to eat a cucumber in a very suggestive manner. Other scenes had other phallic foods, so many play practices consisted of the director telling me to peel the orange more erotically, or to lick the cucumber a few times >.<)

is everything sexual with you? youre becoming one of my favorite people ;)

Wanna see another reason why George Bush is a twat.

This IS NOT a piss take.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Operation Purity. Bollocks to that.

Thanx for the link to the parody web-site. Funny that some people seem to think it is real!

An official position like the one espoused on the web-site would be page one news! Not to mention the protest groups splattering the front of Dubya's ranch. :eek:

Not that I would know about that, as I am always. Deadly. Serious. Especially on Mondays. :sniper:

www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp+&hl=en]Google (http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:ZU_hDAQTLLkJ:[url) Cache of White House Link[/URL]

is everything sexual with you? youre becoming one of my favorite people ;)

Sometimes it does seem that way >.<

Seriously, though, I'm smart and great and wonderful.



... and sexual to an extreme.

Seriously, though, I'm smart and great and wonderful.

Modesty, the most attractive quality a woman can possess :p



... and sexual to an extreme.

No, I lied, its this that is the most attractive female quality. ;)

Modesty, the most attractive quality a woman can possess :p

I've given up on sarcastically adding modesty to the list. I have an ego that could take over a small planet. The great bit is it's all true ^.^

Wanna see another reason why George Bush is a twat.

This IS NOT a piss take.

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp (http://http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)

Operation Purity. Bollocks to that.
Yes IT IS a piss take.

First off, the whitehouse is at www.whitehouse.gov not .org. Second, read it, it's very un PC language which you wouldn't find on government documents. Look up top, there are pictures of people masturbating. While the naughty bits can't be seen, it's still not what you'd find on a government website. The language is also an exaggeration. It constantly refers to the people who masturbate as child molesting sodomites, and blames everything on the democrats, directly. This is a parody of white house documents which tend to push blame towards Democrats, but they don't actually say "A Democrat-Created crisis".

It's obviously a fucking joke. I want to think you're joking, but it seems you actually thought it was real.

Yes IT IS a piss take.

First off, the whitehouse is at www.whitehouse.gov not .org. Second, read it, it's very un PC language which you wouldn't find on government documents. Look up top, there are pictures of people masturbating. While the naughty bits can't be seen, it's still not what you'd find on a government website. The language is also an exaggeration. It constantly refers to the people who masturbate as child molesting sodomites, and blames everything on the democrats, directly. This is a parody of white house documents which tend to push blame towards Democrats, but they don't actually say "A Democrat-Created crisis".

It's obviously a fucking joke. I want to think you're joking, but it seems you actually thought it was real.
thank you. I was going to post a similar comment but didn't have to. :)

Why do we always assume dick? I'm sure there are some female type people out there who are all for the self-playtime! Although they probably don't post.

Yeah, we post. You just have to wade through the 80% of NS that is male first.

Of course masturbation is natural.

Government approved, though.... ugh. *shudders*. I might just stop if that ever happened. Either that, or never talk about it. Or just write essays on how disturbing that is.

Yeah, we post. You just have to wade through the 80% of NS that is male first.

I thought it was a fairly even gender mix. Maybe 55/45, but I hadn't noticed a proliferation of males. Then again, I'm bad with anything that's not pretty much spelled out to me ...

Masturbation = good

‘nough said.

Masturbation = good

‘nough said.


No, no. Masturbation = great and wonderful and incredible and amazing.

No, no. Masturbation = great and wonderful and incredible and amazing.
the real experience is better.

the real experience is better.

In my experience, it's kind of hit and miss - a lot of the time, people have no idea what they're doing down there. But I'm a girl and I imagine it's quite different for men.

In my experience, it's kind of hit and miss - a lot of the time, people have no idea what they're doing down there. But I'm a girl and I imagine it's quite different for men.
..........



I'm not a man.



Notice: I entered the Miss NS contest where I Am clearly labeled female.

..........



I'm not a man.



Notice: I entered the Miss NS contest where I Am clearly labeled female.

I hadn't said you were. I was merely relating my experiences.

EDIT: Also, the Miss NS contest doesn't interest me, so I haven't bothered to look at it.

I hadn't said you were. I was merely relating my experiences.
Ah.. I see. Sometimes it's hard to interpret these interweb thingy-ma-jiggets... My mistake.

Ah.. I see. Sometimes it's hard to interpret these interweb thingy-ma-jiggets... My mistake.

'S okay. I misinterpret people's internet stuff all the freakin' time >.< There needs to be some sort of tone indicator, I think.

why did anyone think it was wrong in the first place? isnt that a bit creepy?

why did anyone think it was wrong in the first place? isnt that a bit creepy?

There's a bit in the bible that was originally thought to mean that God will kill you if you masturbate, although popular opinion among modern biblical scholars is that it actually refers to coitus interruptus.

why did god grant me a rite hand if i wasnt supposed to mastabate let alone me prostate doodaah :D

It's kind of interesting that the idea of women masturbating is so much more titilating than the idea of men doing it...why is that?

Well, because guys are not as exciting to watch. Guys (or at least me, I've never watched another guy wank) don't get the full body experience women do. Women get really into it (or it's all just fake) which is more exciting.

And a male's genitalia is not pleasant to look at.

There's a bit in the bible that was originally thought to mean that God will kill you if you masturbate, although popular opinion among modern biblical scholars is that it actually refers to coitus interruptus. The rules are even stricter than I thought! :eek:

No! My acting career will be ruined!

(I was recently in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and my character had to eat a cucumber in a very suggestive manner. Other scenes had other phallic foods, so many play practices consisted of the director telling me to peel the orange more erotically, or to lick the cucumber a few times >.<)

Sure that wasn't just for his benefit?

How much produce does shakespeare want one to go through?

why did god grant me a rite hand if i wasnt supposed to mastabate let alone me prostate doodaah :D

right hand? Oh my god!!! It's like you just opened up a whole new world to me. I thought this was strictly a left hand thing (just kidding).

right hand? Oh my god!!! It's like you just opened up a whole new world to me. I thought this was strictly a left hand thing (just kidding).

Left hand?!?!? That way makes it feel like there's some retarded person there helping you.

Left hand?!?!? That way makes it feel like there's some retarded person there helping you.

Not if you're left handed young padawan.

Which I'm not, but I was born left. I had to change to right because no one could teach me to use my left hand for anything. So now I write with both, use both for...stuff...

Not if you're left handed young padawan.

Which I'm not, but I was born left. I had to change to right because no one could teach me to use my left hand for anything. So now I write with both, use both for...stuff...

I am left handed. But, I just figured that God/nature did not mean for men to beat it left handed.

In my experience, it's kind of hit and miss - a lot of the time, people have no idea what they're doing down there. But I'm a girl and I imagine it's quite different for men.
So tell us! We do want to know, y'know ;)

Female bodies seem so much more... Interesting than male ones. Probably enough so to justify the extra maintenance. Does mean they don't always understand how simple males can be, though.

But who says education's rubbish? ;)

I am left handed. But, I just figured that God/nature did not mean for men to beat it left handed.

No idea where you're coming from on that one.

We have two hands for variety. It won't feel retarded after you practice for a while. I really think the reason I use both hands is when I started being sexually active I realized you need both hands. It just made sense after that.

So tell us! We do want to know, y'know ;)

Female bodies seem so much more... Interesting than male ones. Probably enough so to justify the extra maintenance. Does mean they don't always understand how simple males can be, though.

But who says education's rubbish? ;) *shudder* The genitalia of both sexes are rather hideous. Men more so than women of course, but still…

*shudder* The genitalia of both sexes are rather hideous. Men more so than women of course, but still…

True...but the real business of the female gentalia is on the inside, you don't have to see it flopping about in the wind. If there is hair (unshaven not pre-pubescent reference here <-- not a perv) you need not see it at all.

There's a bit in the bible that was originally thought to mean that God will kill you if you masturbate, although popular opinion among modern biblical scholars is that it actually refers to coitus interruptus.
actually the reason God killed Onan is because he got through the fun part but didn't live up to his responsibility. It was a specific situation, not meant to apply to everyone.

actually the reason God killed Onan is because he got through the fun part but didn't live up to his responsibility. It was a specific situation, not meant to apply to everyone.

I figure if Smunkee said it was okay (having posted with her in previous threads) then god must be fine with it too.

I figure if Smunkee said it was okay (having posted with her in previous threads) then god must be fine with it too.
thank you :) remember the key is everything in moderation :)

thank you :) remember the key is everything in moderation :)

That's good to know. I have a habit of losing my keys.

Probably from nearly losing my sight from too many year whe nI was single, self-pleasuring myself and posting on bulletin boards.

Yes, I have programming degree why do you ask? No, I do not look like Rivers Cuomo...much... :)

True...but the real business of the female gentalia is on the inside, you don't have to see it flopping about in the wind. If there is hair (unshaven not pre-pubescent reference here <-- not a perv) you need not see it at all. Birds are better designed. Their male genitalia are hidden as well. Frankly, I'd rather gaze upon a beheaded corpse.

Birds are better designed. Their male genitalia are hidden as well. Frankly, I'd rather gaze upon a beheaded corpse.

That's a bit extreme. I admit I don't care for the look of male genitalia, but then, I'm straight so that shouldn't be surprising. I suppose that's why I don't care for straight porn much. Too many penises (sic?). Lesbian porn though...don't get me started.

That's a bit extreme. I admit I don't care for the look of male genitalia, but then, I'm straight so that shouldn't be surprising. I suppose that's why I don't care for straight porn much. Too many penises (sic?). Lesbian porn though...don't get me started. I don't think any straight man likes the sight of male genitalia… lumpen floppy odd-shaped thing. At least they don't look like an basin that's been thrown up in.
(For the record, I have never seen a beheaded corpse)

I don't think any straight man likes the sight of male genitalia… lumpen floppy odd-shaped thing. At least they don't look like an basin that's been thrown up in.
(For the record, I have never seen a beheaded corpse)

I have. You don't want to.

Mmmmmmm...it may look like throw up but it tastes delicious!

I have. You don't want to.

Mmmmmmm...it may look like throw up but it tastes delicious! :eek: Cannibalism!

:eek: Cannibalism!

I meant female gentalia (not a beheaded corpse)...you taste not eat.

Licky licky :p

I meant female gentalia (not a beheaded corpse)...you taste not eat.

Licky licky :p Still eating a part of their body… like drinking blood. So you're a semi-cannibalistic vampire. :eek:

Still eating a part of their body… like drinking blood. So you're a semi-cannibalistic vampire. :eek:

Who said I was a vampire? Rumours I swear it!

I figure every guy likes oral alot. I simply feel guilty if I don't return the favor. And the beauty is if you give a girl an orgasm orally, she is ready to ride, so to speak, more so than if she gave you an orgasm orally.

Who said I was a vampire? Rumours I swear it!

I figure every guy likes oral alot. I simply feel guilty if I don't return the favor. And the beauty is if you give a girl an orgasm orally, she is ready to ride, so to speak, more so than if she gave you an orgasm orally. I wouldn't know. :)

I wouldn't know. :)
Try it. It's fun to do and really gets appreciated :)

Try it. It's fun to do and really gets appreciated :)

Bingo!

Try it. It's fun to do and really gets appreciated :) Can't. Sorry. :)

Can't. Sorry. :)

You hold in your hands the key to a door of increased pleasure. We can give you the key, only you can unlock the door.

It's your choice...but as a wise person once said, don't knock it 'til you try it.

I figure every guy likes oral alot. I simply feel guilty if I don't return the favor. And the beauty is if you give a girl an orgasm orally, she is ready to ride, so to speak, more so than if she gave you an orgasm orally.


See? It's simple. And yet some crappy boyfriends have created the need for Nea's rule: If I don't come, you don't get any.

You hold in your hands the key to a door of increased pleasure. We can give you the key, only you can unlock the door.

It's your choice...but as a wise person once said, don't knock it 'til you try it. No, you don't understand. I just can't. :)

See? It's simple. And yet some crappy boyfriends have created the need for Nea's rule: If I don't come, you don't get any.

And those should definitely get listed as crappy relationships. Hell I knew that it was more important for her to cum the first time I gave a girl an orgasm.

Now here is an enhancement to the initial question...

Do yu find it pleasurable to masturbate together with your partner?