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Funniest thing ever[pic warning]

Hemingsoft
29-08-2005, 19:20
http://www.thedamnedestthing.com/Graphics/spear.jpg

Hey, did any of you guys from England see this? I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Balipo
29-08-2005, 19:22
http://www.thedamnedestthing.com/Graphics/spear.jpg

Hey, did any of you guys from England see this? I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

That cannot possibly be for real...but it's still pretty funny.
Ifreann
29-08-2005, 19:23
What are you talking about,that was serious?an airline is getting sued.


















































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Cybertron V
29-08-2005, 19:23
i live in yorkshire n i aint heard squat bout it :eek:
Adjacent to Belarus
29-08-2005, 19:23
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What an embarrassing way to die... (if it's true, of course)
Hemingsoft
29-08-2005, 19:24
That cannot possibly be for real...but it's still pretty funny.
I also doubt the origins of this, but it is hilarious.
JuNii
29-08-2005, 19:25
pretty big leak... man, look at the thickness of the frozen urine...
Galloism
29-08-2005, 19:32
That's impossible. Look at the angle of impact. The person would have to have been leaning at 60 degrees during impact.
Alfred and Garfield
29-08-2005, 19:33
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Secluded Islands
29-08-2005, 19:48
ive seen that before on college humor, supposedly its supposed to be real...
Domici
29-08-2005, 20:17
That's impossible. Look at the angle of impact. The person would have to have been leaning at 60 degrees during impact.

Not to mention that when liquid is exposed to freezing temperatures while in freefall it does not take the form of a javelin, even if squirted in a stream.

The stream breaks up and turns into tiny crystals. There are parts of the US that get cold enough to do this sometimes. You can take a mug of water and throw it up in the air and it looks like you’re throwing around a cup of flour.
Bolol
29-08-2005, 20:22
Killed by human waste...well that sucks...

There are worse ways to die I suppose...death by sheep for one thing.
Pschycotic Pschycos
29-08-2005, 20:32
Ahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaa!!! That's Gotta Suck!!!! Aaaahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
Galloism
29-08-2005, 20:44
Not to mention that when liquid is exposed to freezing temperatures while in freefall it does not take the form of a javelin, even if squirted in a stream.

The stream breaks up and turns into tiny crystals. There are parts of the US that get cold enough to do this sometimes. You can take a mug of water and throw it up in the air and it looks like you’re throwing around a cup of flour.

You are correct of course. There's not enough cohesion naturally to make a solid spear of urinal doom. I was just noting the angle... there's no way an unassuming person would be standing at that angle. Is it even POSSIBLE to stand at that angle? I know I can't do it.
Secluded Islands
29-08-2005, 20:48
Not to mention that when liquid is exposed to freezing temperatures while in freefall it does not take the form of a javelin, even if squirted in a stream.

The stream breaks up and turns into tiny crystals. There are parts of the US that get cold enough to do this sometimes. You can take a mug of water and throw it up in the air and it looks like you’re throwing around a cup of flour.

there is an article that goes with it when i first saw it. the urine was leaking from the plane and running down the side where it froze, then that piece broke off and thats what we see in the picture.
Galloism
29-08-2005, 20:55
there is an article that goes with it when i first saw it. the urine was leaking from the plane and running down the side where it froze, then that piece broke off and thats what we see in the picture.

Possible, but highly unlikely. That spear is uniform width from top to bottom. A dripping "spear" would be thicker on one end and really thin on the other. Essentially, it would look like an icicle. Also, the angle is entry is way off, as I mentioned before.
Hemingsoft
29-08-2005, 20:57
Possible, but highly unlikely. That spear is uniform width from top to bottom. A dripping "spear" would be thicker on one end and really thin on the other. Essentially, it would look like an icicle. Also, the angle is entry is way off, as I mentioned before.

Have you ever thought that it moved after she fell to the ground? I mean spear through flesh isn't quite nail through wood.
Galloism
29-08-2005, 21:05
Have you ever thought that it moved after she fell to the ground? I mean spear through flesh isn't quite nail through wood.

Well, lets look at that angle again.

If the person was standing, it would go through her head or one of her shoulders, straight through her body, laying down on the ground extending from the upper part of her body.

If the person was lying down looking up (for some reason), her right leg would not be bent backwards as if she fell to that position. In addition, dropping from an airliner (which flies 5 miles high going 600 miles an hour), this urinal spike of doom would achieve speeds in excess of 350mph. That is enough power that if the person was struck in the gut, the spear would stab all the way through the person and into the ground underneath.

Synopsis: This picture is a fake.
Gymoor II The Return
30-08-2005, 00:28
Also, if it were urine leaking from a plane, it would be blue.
Ravenshrike
30-08-2005, 01:27
Also, if it were urine leaking from a plane, it would be blue.
Wouldn't it be green?