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What lengths have you gone to, what lengths would you be prepared to go to in order to get intimate with someone? I'm interested in the different methods used by men and women...it seems to me that men take a sort of material approach, and women take a more personal approach. What works/worked, what fails/failed miserably...and what would you NEVER, EVER DO AGAIN!!!???

Drink...a lot.

The matter of the secret things is that they're secret :D

I once really lusted after a boxer. So I feigned interest in boxing. I researched it, I went to matches, I watched matches...and weirdly, I began to be completely drawn into the sport! I even started boxing myself and I LOVED IT!!!! I got the guy, but I found out I didn't actually want him once we got together...

...I still have a thing for boxing. I probably never would have known I'd like it were it not for lust!

The matter of the secret things is that they're secret :D
Malo! Unless you plan on revealing your true identity, these secrets can enlighten others without endangering any relationship you might have sleezed your way into with manipulation.... :D

Drink...a lot.
Makes everyone better looking, doesn't it?

I once really lusted after a boxer. So I feigned interest in boxing. I researched it, I went to matches, I watched matches...and weirdly, I began to be completely drawn into the sport! I even started boxing myself and I LOVED IT!!!! I got the guy, but I found out I didn't actually want him once we got together...

...I still have a thing for boxing. I probably never would have known I'd like it were it not for lust!


Thats a little "stalky", you freaking whack job. And I cant believe YOU like boxing.

I want to box you now. :p

Makes everyone better looking, doesn't it?
Well...that...and I tend to be *really* shy around women unless I've had a few drinks. Which is probably why I've become a hermit and do nothing but work constantly: I quit drinking about a year ago.

I want your box now. :p
Corrected. :p

The answer to your question depends on how 'in need' you are. If the problem is urgent, most people will stoop to any means. But the best way to become intimate is to talk to the person, to spend time with him/her, to have a wonderful meal (at home if possible), to walk along the beach and find out if the other person is really the one you're interested in. This approach may well prevent you from realising your urges, but it will also prevent a very serious mistake. And, the best thing perhaps, you will not have to become involved with something you're really not interested in - like boxing. ;)

Well... taking two days of holidays against my manager's will, spending 200 Euro (I didn't really have at that time, I borrowed from a friend) on flight tickets to Germany to meet a married guy who is 12 years older than me.
Eccentric enough for you? ;)

Corrected. :p


Thanks *L*- not everyone can interpret what I'm saying so quickly.

Well... taking two days of holidays against my manager's will, spending 200 Euro (I didn't really have at that time, I borrowed from a friend) on flight tickets to Germany to meet a married guy who is 12 years older than me.
Eccentric enough for you? ;)

You're not hurting yourself, are you, my friend?

You're not hurting yourself, are you, my friend?

Well, right now, this same guy is kind of trying to dump me for his next affair... :(
That's life, I guess.

I tend to somehow always end up with the person I want, without any conscious effort on my part. The stupid things happen when I'm IN the relationship.

Thats a little "stalky", you freaking whack job. And I cant believe YOU like boxing.

I want to box you now. :p
Please. Women do this sort of thing all the time. We sit and suffer through soccer/football/baseball/hockey/whatever games just to spend time with you or seem interested in that crap.

Yeah...I'm a pacifist, but I have a thing for boxing. It's my dirty little not-so-secret.

What bugged me is that there is this boxing superstition about not having sex before matches, because it 'drains your energy'. So during boxing matches and tours, I got nothing. Part of why the appeal waned...

...don't soccer players do that too? Idiots.

Well, right now, this same guy is kind of trying to dump me for his next affair... :(
That's life, I guess.

Well- I guess there wont be any awful surprise for you then-you seem to know whats up.

Good luck. Have some fun and then YOU be the dumper.

Well- I guess there wont be any awful surprise for you then-you seem to know whats up.

Good luck. Have some fun and then YOU be the dumper.

You are a hopeless optimist, aren't you? ;)

Hmmmm...what else have I done...I was hot for a one-night-stand with a certain guy, and rather than waste time with games of seduction, I pulled him away from our group on the way to the bar, and propositioned him under a tree on the Legislative grounds. The direct approach can save you a lot of time....and money. We never got to the bar.

I would do anything to get some you want to see me saw my arm off look I do it (gets out rusty hacksaw) :p

I usually pretend to want to be friends then when were mates make my move :fluffle:

Kidnapping the parents seems to work as well :D

I would do anything for them, but I would never change myself or my habits. I gave up smoking once for a girl, made me very bitter.

Please. Women do this sort of thing all the time. We sit and suffer through soccer/football/baseball/hockey/whatever games just to spend time with you or seem interested in that crap.

Yeah...I'm a pacifist, but I have a thing for boxing. It's my dirty little not-so-secret.

I know, but-That makes it normal? The vast majority of females are two legged nightmares waiting to happen.

I'm betting you like the light weights as they arent as threatening.

I know, but-That makes it normal? The vast majority of females are two legged nightmares waiting to happen. *jab to the sternum!*

I'm betting you like the light weights as they arent as threatening.
Naw. I don't like guys I can beat up:)

I love the middle-weights...they demonstrate more skill than the heavy hack and bashers.

And as for threatening...men are only threatening if they plan on threatening you. Regardless of their size, I avoid that type.

I know, but-That makes it normal? The vast majority of females are two legged nightmares waiting to happen.


I think many women do this because it's what they would want men to do...show interest in what interests us! Sheesh! Like...stop staring at my chest long enough to actually take part in a conversation! Trust me...you'll get more sex that way...as long as you don't take the 'we're just friends' route. Because then you just whine when we find you too friendly, and not bed-play material...

You are a hopeless optimist, aren't you? ;)


No matter what the situation is, there is always hope. Sometimes its the lesser of evils. I've spent a lot of time in my life wrestling and strangling something good out of something bad. I've got some scars, but when I die, it will be trying, not surrendering.

What am I going to say? NO- DONT GO!! You're already in the works.
Nope-I can only offer a little advice and maybe some encouragement and try not to sound like you father or big brother. I've spent a little time on the boulevard of broken dreams myself and I'm a little older, so I do know a little of what I'm saying. I just dont like to see someone putting bullets in a gun thats already aimed in their direction.

I think many women do this because it's what they would want men to do...show interest in what interests us! Sheesh! Like...stop staring at my chest long enough to actually take part in a conversation! Trust me...you'll get more sex that way...as long as you don't take the 'we're just friends' route. Because then you just whine when we find you too friendly, and not bed-play material...

HEY!!!! Guys only stare at women's breasts in contemplation. Contemplating things like whether or not they would make a suitable cup holder for a beer can. Females are so arrogant thinking we are picturing them naked!

...as long as you don't take the 'we're just friends' route. Because then you just whine when we find you too friendly, and not bed-play material...

I have to admit that this seems to work rather well for me... but then I tend to be an extremely shy person, so it would always take some time until I consider somebody for more then friendship. Until then, you will have to live as my friend.

I think many women do this because it's what they would want men to do...show interest in what interests us! Sheesh! Like...stop staring at my chest long enough to actually take part in a conversation! Trust me...you'll get more sex that way...as long as you don't take the 'we're just friends' route. Because then you just whine when we find you too friendly, and not bed-play material...

You would prefer we pretend we arent interested in what we are interested in and what you've so carefully put on display?
I dont advocate leering and drooling-well, a little drool never hurt anyone.

We'll talk about your chest a little and when we stop, it will only be because I'm polite....and I dont talk with my mouth full.

Females are so arrogant thinking we are picturing them naked!

Naked and doing jumping jacks and SQUAT THRUSTS

No matter what the situation is, there is always hope. Sometimes its the lesser of evils. I've spent a lot of time in my life wrestling and strangling something good out of something bad. I've got some scars, but when I die, it will be trying, not surrendering.

What am I going to say? NO- DONT GO!! You're already in the works.
Nope-I can only offer a little advice and maybe some encouragement and try not to sound like you father or big brother. I've spent a little time on the boulevard of broken dreams myself and I'm a little older, so I do know a little of what I'm saying. I just dont like to see someone putting bullets in a gun thats already aimed in their direction.

:fluffle:
Maybe I could use a big brother or a father... well, a father who acts like one, that is.
I do hope things will work out ok after all, I still hope I can dodge the bullet. I can't dump him, that would be like shooting myself.

I have to admit that this seems to work rather well for me... but then I tend to be an extremely shy person, so it would always take some time until I consider somebody for more then friendship. Until then, you will have to live as my friend.
Don't get me wrong...being friends with someone you are regularly intimate with is a good idea. But there are friends, and there are friends with benefits.

Don't get me wrong...being friends with someone you are regularly intimate with is a good idea. But there are friends, and there are friends with benefits.
I know... but to become a friend with benefits, you first have to be a friend. :D
Not everybody's policy, but I do ok with it.

You would prefer we pretend we arent interested in what we are interested in and what you've so carefully put on display?
I dont advocate leering and drooling-well, a little drool never hurt anyone.

We'll talk about your chest a little and when we stop, it will only be because I'm polite....and I dont talk with my mouth full.
Well don't get me wrong...a guy who can't take his eyes off you can be a flattering experience, fit for a one-nighter or two. Beyond that, there isn't much common ground once the glow has worn off to continue the relationship. So I guess it depends on what you want...

:fluffle:
Maybe I could use a big brother or a father... well, a father who acts like one, that is.
I do hope things will work out ok after all, I still hope I can dodge the bullet. I can't dump him, that would be like shooting myself.

Well- I'm already a big brother now- I just have brothers though. If I had a sister that was single and being toyed with by a married, older man, I would introduce him to my friends- despair and misery-show him what a little loss could feel like.
So-I cant be like a big brother, but would be happy to give you some advice and my persepective on things. If it wouldnt hurt too much. I'd much rather shock and make you laugh with my never ending sexual shennanigans.

I know... but to become a friend with benefits, you first have to be a friend. :D
Not everybody's policy, but I do ok with it.

Friends with benefits is a hard one to pull off. (Pardon the unintentional multitudes of puns) Best of luck with that, all of my attempts resulted in much trajedy.

Friends with benefits is a hard one to pull off. (Pardon the unintentional multitudes of puns) Best of luck with that, all of my attempts resulted in much trajedy.
And yet...it can be such a shocker when all of a sudden, a guy you've been friends with for a while is suddenly red-hot attractive to you...and you can't help but bite him along the jaw line in a stolen moment when your other friends leave to get a drink...

...yeah, that's nice too:)

Friends with benefits is a hard one to pull off. (Pardon the unintentional multitudes of puns) Best of luck with that, all of my attempts resulted in much trajedy.

Well, right now, we've been pulling it off for a little over two years. And trust me, we did have a lot of fun...

And yet...it can be such a shocker when all of a sudden, a guy you've been friends with for a while is suddenly red-hot attractive to you...and you can't help but bite him along the jaw line in a stolen moment when your other friends leave to get a drink...

...yeah, that's nice too:)

Never had any guy friends look attractive, but we all tossed a few of the girls in the group around awhile ;) . Fun, but weird, times.

I know of one girl that could meet on occaision for truly casual sex, with no fear of breakdowns, clutching or stalking. No worries about her leaving with a broken heart, sinking into lonely depression.
We still talk. I couldnt say she is cold-she is really passionate. But in between-there is no akward meetings, no calling and hanging up.

This is a rarity and I dont think thats you, Cabra. It appears you have feelings and maybe you owe it to yourself to treat yourself a little better than this situation is likely to leave you.
I've always believed in investing a little pain now, rather than a lot later.

And pain is an investment-it does pay off at some point.

Never had any guy friends look attractive, but we all tossed a few of the girls in the group around awhile ;) . Fun, but weird, times.
Hmmm...that sounds interesting!

And yet...it can be such a shocker when all of a sudden, a guy you've been friends with for a while is suddenly red-hot attractive to you...and you can't help but bite him along the jaw line in a stolen moment when your other friends leave to get a drink...

...yeah, that's nice too:)

I cant believe you just said that-you've just given me, of all people, a chill. You just desrcribed something I was in first hand.
Dragging her tongue up my neck,then biting me right on the jaw,below my ear.

Hmmm...that sounds interesting!

Interesting to say the least. Fond memories, but ones I wouldn't want to relive. Damn the significant others!!!

The same thing I would do for a klondike bar, which I can't really recall for the life of me.

The same thing I would do for a klondike bar, which I can't really recall for the life of me.


I was doing an overnight babysitting job last night, and as I was falling asleep, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar" was circling through my head. I'll be damned if I can recall ever having one, though.

The same thing I would do for a klondike bar, which I can't really recall for the life of me.

And I always thought it was: Who would you do for a Klondike Bar?

I know of one girl that could meet on occaision for truly casual sex, with no fear of breakdowns, clutching or stalking. No worries about her leaving with a broken heart, sinking into lonely depression.
We still talk. I couldnt say she is cold-she is really passionate. But in between-there is no akward meetings, no calling and hanging up.

This is a rarity and I dont think thats you, Cabra. It appears you have feelings and maybe you owe it to yourself to treat yourself a little better than this situation is likely to leave you.
I've always believed in investing a little pain now, rather than a lot later.

And pain is an investment-it does pay off at some point.

I think that's what he was looking for in the first place.... and I did think I could pull that off. Didn't work, mainly because we found out just how well we got along.
There's never been anything awkward between us, none of the calling and hanging up parts or anything. The fact is, I am happy with the situation as it is. Or rather as it was.
But I guess I'm hijacking that thread, so I'll better stop now. ;)

Would it be ok if I tg you if you want to know more?

I cant believe you just said that-you've just given me, of all people, a chill. You just desrcribed something I was in first hand.
Dragging her tongue up my neck,then biting me right on the jaw,below my ear.
Hmmmm....maybe we actually know each other:)

No...the guy isn't a yank:). I just ran off to email him a hello...we haven't talked in a few months, and this reminded me of him. He has this very defined jaw line, and I just couldn't help myself one night. I didn't even think, I just did it. He was very pleasantly surprised. Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be), I was already married at that time, and although by hubby and I were going through a very rough patch (my husband had cheated on me, and I was feeling vengeful), and we didn't get to carry it any further. It's kind of one of those situations where I almost wish we could have just gotten it over with so the temptation wouldn't still be lingering...

...well...he lives far away now. And I'm in control enough now to weigh the consequences rather than acting without thought.

Hmmmm....maybe we actually know each other:)

No...the guy isn't a yank:). I just ran off to email him a hello...we haven't talked in a few months, and this reminded me of him. He has this very defined jaw line, and I just couldn't help myself one night. I didn't even think, I just did it. He was very pleasantly surprised. Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be), I was already married at that time, and although by hubby and I were going through a very rough patch (my husband had cheated on me, and I was feeling vengeful), and we didn't get to carry it any further. It's kind of one of those situations where I almost wish we could have just gotten it over with so the temptation wouldn't still be lingering...

...well...he lives far away now. And I'm in control enough now to weigh the consequences rather than acting without thought.

Impulse sex activity is definately one you will never forget, but usually the one you want to!!

I became a DJ to get poontang. Well, not really, but there ARE benefits to pl;aying with plastic cirlces....oooo...errr...

I think that's what he was looking for in the first place.... and I did think I could pull that off. Didn't work, mainly because we found out just how well we got along.
I don't think a lot of women can do the cooly calculated casual sex. We tend to want (and deserve damnit!) more inimate contact...more in terms of emotional connections that just pure physical release. And there is nothing at all wrong with that!

I think that's what he was looking for in the first place.... and I did think I could pull that off. Didn't work, mainly because we found out just how well we got along.
There's never been anything awkward between us, none of the calling and hanging up parts or anything. The fact is, I am happy with the situation as it is. Or rather as it was.
But I guess I'm hijacking that thread, so I'll better stop now. ;)

Would it be ok if I tg you if you want to know more?

It would just be good to see you move on and feel good about yourself.


Of course you can TG me anytime. :)

Impulse sex activity is definately one you will never forget, but usually the one you want to!!
Amen to that. The worst thing is...that lightening attraction, that almost unbearable tension would probably turn out to be pretty disappointing if you let yourself go...but because you don't, it kind of remains as an idealised version of reality. And teasing...going JUST to the verge, just makes it worse, but sometimes you can't help it........

Hmmmm....maybe we actually know each other:)

No...the guy isn't a yank:). I just ran off to email him a hello...we haven't talked in a few months, and this reminded me of him. He has this very defined jaw line, and I just couldn't help myself one night. I didn't even think, I just did it. He was very pleasantly surprised. Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be), I was already married at that time, and although by hubby and I were going through a very rough patch (my husband had cheated on me, and I was feeling vengeful), and we didn't get to carry it any further. It's kind of one of those situations where I almost wish we could have just gotten it over with so the temptation wouldn't still be lingering...

...well...he lives far away now. And I'm in control enough now to weigh the consequences rather than acting without thought.

I know-I would remember if it was an Indian that bit me...*L*

I keep in touch with her too. She is married now and has two kids. I always wonder how things could have been. The guy she married shares many,many similarities to me, which I often tease her about. But we still bounce our life's concerns off of each other, supporting and giving advice. Just long distance friends now.

I know-I would remember if it was an Indian that bit me...*L*


Definately, they bite hard. At least in my experiences.

Definately, they bite hard. At least in my experiences.
When you're aroused, you feel it less. We just want to remind you we're there :D

When you're aroused, you feel it less. We just want to remind you we're there :D

Dated a Mormon once. Now THAT was weird. She would give a little bruise on the neck, and before we go back down stairs she'd cover it with blush. Apparantly they aren't allowed to be even slightly intimate until 18. And we were 17 then.

Well, I've got to go for lunch (I wonder if Carn is getting his nooner...that man should really get technologically proficient before he goes making suggestions about live broadcasts:()...

Well, I've got to go for lunch (I wonder if Carn is getting his nooner...that man should really get technologically proficient before he goes making suggestions about live broadcasts:()...


Taking the nooner...Men take here, Sin. *L*

Anyhow-came back to work a little more and all of a sudden we have dinner reservations.

Its so nice to be dating again while the kids are away.
Now I have to shower again and shave, so-adios.

Taking the nooner...Men take here, Sin. *L*

Hmmm...so you 'take some' too? Interesting that you choose the active voice over the passive, even though it really doesn't matter all that much...but taking it shall be!

Anyhow-came back to work a little more and all of a sudden we have dinner reservations.

Its so nice to be dating again while the kids are away.
Now I have to shower again and shave, so-adios.
I think it's time for the grandparents to take our kids for a couple of days again...I need to make sure my husband throws his back out before he has to go back to work!

So what...none of you guys have spent cash you couldn't afford to impress some girl and get in her pants? And none of you women have engaged in a little girl-on-girl action on the dance floor to spark the interest of a guy? (two ploys I've seen used way too often...)

So what...none of you guys have spent cash you couldn't afford to impress some girl and get in her pants? And none of you women have engaged in a little girl-on-girl action on the dance floor to spark the interest of a guy? (two ploys I've seen used way too often...)

Ah, well, now that you mention it... not on the dance floor, but in the pool. But I ended up with the girl instead of the guy ;)

Ah, well, now that you mention it... not on the dance floor, but in the pool. But I ended up with the girl instead of the guy ;)
Hehehehe...I bet HE was pissed off!

Sneak around. Climb over fences. Drunk driving. Let my bike get stolen.

Sneak around. Climb over fences. Drunk driving. Let my bike get stolen.
Did any of those things get you laid?

Did any of those things get you laid?
First and third one did. The other got me kisses. And yes I'd do it again.

First and third one did. The other got me kisses. And yes I'd do it again.
Yikes! Don't go telling people that drunk driving got you laid! Just imagine the problems you'd cause!

Yikes! Don't go telling people that drunk driving got you laid! Just imagine the problems you'd cause!
Well we had to go to a bed. We could have done it in a garden again, but it was too cold outside.

And I wasn't that drunk.

Well lets see......

I'd make one heck of a sandwich....for starters ;)

no wait, the sandwich comes afterwards....


silly me

Well lets see......

I'd make one heck of a sandwich....for starters ;)

no wait, the sandwich comes afterwards....


silly me
And don't forget pancakes.....thousands of them

Well lets see......

I'd make one heck of a sandwich....for starters ;)

no wait, the sandwich comes afterwards....


silly me

Yeah... that'd work. :D

(Like YOU need to use tricks)....;)

Well lets see......

I'd make one heck of a sandwich....for starters ;)

no wait, the sandwich comes afterwards....


silly me



ahhh...the sandwich, cornerstone of all good relationships.

SANDWICH= PANTY PEELER.

end of story.

What lengths have you gone to, what lengths would you be prepared to go to in order to get intimate with someone? I'm interested in the different methods used by men and women...it seems to me that men take a sort of material approach, and women take a more personal approach. What works/worked, what fails/failed miserably...and what would you NEVER, EVER DO AGAIN!!!???

What works: Honesty and being upfront about what you want and what it means.

What I will never, ever do again: Play stupid little games that were the result of residual heteronormativity.

By the way Peeches: Lasc says hi

Well lets see......

I'd make one heck of a sandwich....for starters ;)

no wait, the sandwich comes afterwards....


silly me


... I really, really want a sandwich right now. Can I sleep with you?

ahhh...the sandwich, cornerstone of all good relationships.

SANDWICH= PANTY PEELER.

end of story.


lol.....yeah I guess it works for girls too. Cant say I'd turn a guy down who brings me a big whoppin' meatball sub, dripping with fresh Mozzarella.......*drool*

What works: Honesty and being upfront about what you want and what it means.

What I will never, ever do again: Play stupid little games that were the result of residual heteronormativity.
Hehehehee.....which is why I always appreciated the direct approach. "You look like you're up for some casual sex" worked. Because I was. And neither of us needed to pretend we were in it for the long haul. On the other side of things, pretending you're up for casual sex when you really want a relationship is not a good thing.

Gay men have it made...no one expects you to commit....I mean, YOU'RE MEN!!!! :D

By the way Peeches: Lasc says hi


tell him hi and I have a special sandwich waiting just for him ;)

lol.....yeah I guess it works for girls too. Cant say I'd turn a guy down who brings me a big whoppin' meatball sub, dripping with fresh Mozzarella.......*drool*
I'd rather eat after. If I'm too full, I don't get as energetic as I should...full tummy and all...

AND HI!!! (I saw you around a while back, but we've missed you!)

Gay men have it made...no one expects you to commit....I mean, YOU'RE MEN!!!! :D

While that's great in that it in general increases one's chances of scoring on a regular basis by several thousand per cent, it also means that very few of us seem to grow up. It's very double-edged, indeed.

I'd rather eat after. If I'm too full, I don't get as energetic as I should...full tummy and all...

AND HI!!! (I saw you around a while back, but we've missed you!)


Thanks Sin....and I've missed you guys! I say me and you go out for a sandwich soon. ;)

tell him hi and I have a special sandwich waiting just for him ;)
Certainly will.


I'm not too sure about sex on an empty stomach though. Rumbling bellies aren't that sexy.

I don't know what I did to get it in the first place and haven't the foggiest what it would take to get it again.

There are things I need more badly right now that I'm not going to worry about it. In theory, that should throw a ton my way...but it doesn't.

hmm...to stay on topic....

I dunno, I could tell you a lot of things I've said/done NOT to get intimate

But I think women tend to go for either a romantic, or sexy approach. Prepare a great dinner, give him a rub down, candles and all.....

or

Prepare dinner while wearing a thong, walk in front of the t.v during a ballgame and start doing a strip tease(although some guys would just yell "get outta the f-ing way.......the Rams are winning!!")

Thanks Sin....and I've missed you guys! I say me and you go out for a sandwich soon. ;)
Ohhh...that sounds like a proposition to me....well, I'm not usually into blondes, but for you, I'll make an exception :D

Certainly will.


I'm not too sure about sex on an empty stomach though. Rumbling bellies aren't that sexy.
Okay okay....a happy medium is necessary. Full, but not sated:).

I'd just like to take a minute to point out that Sin and LP's post count is enough in itself to bring on the intimacy.......holy submit buttons Batman! You posters you!

I'd just like to take a minute to point out that Sin and LP's post count is enough in itself to bring on the intimacy.......holy submit buttons Batman! You posters you!
Yeah....someone even accused me of being spammerific the other day...but all my posts have deep meaning and purpose, so I don't know what the hell they were talking about!

Too bad our titles will never change:(.

I'd just like to take a minute to point out that Sin and LP's post count is enough in itself to bring on the intimacy.......holy submit buttons Batman! You posters you!

*looks at your join date* :p

*looks at your join date* :p
That's right...you two are well on your way...before you know it you'll be an honorary owner of this forum!

*looks at your join date* :p


hey I'd be in the 10k range if I hadnt taken 3 months off to move across the friggin US to this crap hole they call Oregon. :(

That's right...you two are well on your way...before you know it you'll be an honorary owner of this forum!


When I become an honorary owner of a spam forum....I'm gonna redecorate and make some new rules.

hey I'd be in the 10k range if I hadnt taken 3 months off to move across the friggin US to this crap hole they call Oregon. :(

Not being in the 10k range is nothing to be sad about. Oregon, on the other hand...

hey I'd be in the 10k range if I hadnt taken 3 months off to move across the friggin US to this crap hole they call Oregon. :(

Still not convinced that was a good idea.... it certainly deprived you of meatball subs.... ;)

Yeah....someone even accused me of being spammerific the other day...but all my posts have deep meaning and purpose, so I don't know what the hell they were talking about!

Too bad our titles will never change:(.
maybe at 20k

Not being in the 10k range is nothing to be sad about. Oregon, on the other hand...


lol- true enough Fass.....true enough. :)

maybe at 20k
No, I checked in Technical...no changes from now on *jumps off a bridge*

No, I checked in Technical...no changes from now on *jumps off a bridge*
double drat

Still not convinced that was a good idea.... it certainly deprived you of meatball subs.... ;)




thats ok. I know where the best meatball sub place in Ga is. They also broadcast poetry over the loud speaker while you eat. I have GOT to go there one day.

Speaking of poetry....now theres an intimacy tool that isnt used much anymore. This thread reminds me of those commercials "what would you do for a Klondike bar?''

double drat
Don't you need a single drat before you can have a double drat?

thats ok. I know where the best meatball sub place in Ga is. They also broadcast poetry over the loud speaker while you eat. I have GOT to go there one day.

Speaking of poetry....now theres an intimacy tool that isnt used much anymore. This thread reminds me of those commercials "what would you do for a Klondike bar?''

That sounds like my kind of place. :D

I always thought a Klondike bar was a food thing of some kind... as opposed to just 'something you eat'.... :O

Don't you need a single drat before you can have a double drat?
you jumping of the bridge was the second

Always try to look interested what she is saying.

Never Lie.

Never Pay.

What would you do to get....intimate?



I would lasso the moon.

When I become an honorary owner of a spam forum....I'm gonna redecorate and make some new rules.


Hey Peechalnd, welcome back. :D

After I broke up with my boyfriend, I didn't have sex for almost six weeks, so when I was ready to get my, uh, "feet" wet again, I knew that the guy had to be special. I had my rebound boy all picked out, too. A guy from my shop class: 6' 5", 220 pounds of muscle, star of the football team... The body of a Greek God, I kid you not.
I ended up fixated on him. He was the rebound boy.
I had to do some convincing, because he was a virgin (he claims otherwise, but he wasn't fooling anyone). We were at a party at his place. A pool party, sponsored by the devil, no doubt ;) . Most of the chicks at least had their tops off. I usually don't go for that kind of thing, but I made an exception and ended up topless. Even that wasn't enough to persuade him, so I ended up kissing this really sweet girl who I go to school with but didn't know very well. She was a great sport, and I am eternally grateful... But it turns out that I got more sexual satisfaction out of kissing Blaire than I did out of banging Andy :( .
It was a total disaster! My Greek god was huffing and puffing like an old man after 5 minutes, bitching and moaning about having to be on top! He was sooooo not worth the trouble I went through to get him.
Moral of the story? Looks mean nothing, guys under 25 are to be avoided. Same goes for virgins.

What works: Honesty and being upfront about what you want and what it means.

What I will never, ever do again: Play stupid little games that were the result of residual heteronormativity.yay!!!!!!
I love you so much right now, Fass.
It was starting to seem like I really was a freak for not playing games; us chicks get in trouble when we don't :( . We are labelled "easy", and men assume that we do not respect ourselves, and so they show us no respect. Then they act all surprised when we smack them upside the head with reality: "No, I will not help you cheat on your girl. No, you may not treat me like shit just because I had sex with you once."
Hosers. [/rant]

It was a total disaster! My Greek god was huffing and puffing like an old man after 5 minutes, bitching and moaning about having to be on top! He was sooooo not worth the trouble I went through to get him.
Moral of the story? Looks mean nothing, guys under 25 are to be avoided. Same goes for virgins.


And look who comes squealing out of left field- I was beggining to wonder where you were. How have you been?

Keep in mind, you were somebody's fumbling virgin at one time. Maybe wrapped up an awkward spaz-fest with some crying?

i tend to be hit on by women even though i currently am in a relationship.

what it took to be "intimate" neither of us were hurried and we both felt ready after just over a year

And look who comes squealing out of left field- I was beggining to wonder where you were. How have you been?

Keep in mind, you were somebody's fumbling virgin at one time. Maybe wrapped up an awkward spaz-fest with some crying?The first guy I was ever with did not know that he was my first, and he enjoyed himself (enough to beg for a repeat performance). My first time was pretty great all around. Maybe that's why I love sex so much. All the bad experiences seem like flukes when the first one was good.
I think that I'm just naturally gifted ;) .

The first guy I was ever with did not know that he was my first, and he enjoyed himself (enough to beg for a repeat performance). My first time was pretty great all around. Maybe that's why I love sex so much. All the bad experiences seem like flukes when the first one was good.
I think that I'm just naturally gifted ;) .


Thats good to hear. So many have negative memories of their first time after something scary or awkward happens.

Thats good to hear. So many have negative memories of their first time after something scary or awkward happens. Scary or awkward…
"OMG, you're not really a woman!"
That what you had in mind?

Moral of the story? Looks mean nothing, guys under 25 are to be avoided. Same goes for virgins.
True. No. And we were all virgins once.

Scary or awkward…
"OMG, you're not really a woman!"
That what you had in mind?


No-that hadnt entered my mind. I dont think I could be fooled and even if I were, I'd never admit it.

Scary or awkward like- the rubber breaks, you knock on the back door by accident, the lights in the car come on and wont turn off, her mother walks in and your behind the door trying not to breathe and you have no pants on....

you know-stuff like that.

No-that hadnt entered my mind. I dont think I could be fooled and even if I were, I'd never admit it.

Scary or awkward like- the rubber breaks, you knock on the back door by accident, the lights in the car come on and wont turn off, her mother walks in and your behind the door trying not to breathe and you have no pants on....

you know-stuff like that.

1] Not for me.
2] A possibility. Mildly alarming.
3] A car????? No thanks.
4] Try not to be in that situation!

I got married

No-that hadnt entered my mind. I dont think I could be fooled and even if I were, I'd never admit it.

Scary or awkward like- the rubber breaks, you knock on the back door by accident, the lights in the car come on and wont turn off, her mother walks in and your behind the door trying not to breathe and you have no pants on....

you know-stuff like that.
Yeah, I would've had my first time at 13 had his mom not walked in on us:( I didn't get another chance for 3 years. That didn't scare me...just disappointed me, though in hindsight, it was probably a good thing.

Yeah, I would've had my first time at 13 had his mom not walked in on us:( I didn't get another chance for 3 years. That didn't scare me...just disappointed me, though in hindsight, it was probably a good thing.


My preternatural hearing picked up her mother's slippered feet causing static on the rug-I could have jumped out the window or her room, but it was a good 10 feet down, with no pants on into bushes, so I got up and right behind the door as her mother opened it without knocking.

I'll give you two guesses what the door came to a stop on...

My preternatural hearing picked up her mother's slippered feet causing static on the rug-I could have jumped out the window or her room, but it was a good 10 feet down, with no pants on into bushes, so I got up and right behind the door as her mother opened it without knocking.

I'll give you two guesses what the door came to a stop on...

lol....so did you get away with it or did she peek behind the door to see what it stopped on?

Im sure its been said before, but my asnwer to the thread title:

whatever it takes....

lol....so did you get away with it or did she peek behind the door to see what it stopped on?

Its not like she was still puching the door when it made contact and I'm not THAT huge that the door wouldnt open all the way. *L*

She didnt peek- her daughter was sitting on her bed fumbling with her robe- it was like they shared a knowing glance. They never spoke a word about it-or thats what she'd have me believe.

To avoid having to see the mother, I did get my drawers on and left via the window anyway. The bushes beneath were nice cushy HOLLY bushes.

Thats the true definition of "coitus interruptus"

Its not like she was still puching the door when it made contact and I'm not THAT huge that the door wouldnt open all the way. *L*

She didnt peek- her daughter was sitting on her bed fumbling with her robe- it was like they shared a knowing glance. They never spoke a word about it-or thats what she'd have me believe.

To avoid having to see the mother, I did get my drawers on and left via the window anyway. The bushes beneath were nice cushy HOLLY bushes.

Thats the true definition of "coitus interruptus"


ouchy......i got busted in the act, in my room,by my mom. and wasnt like we were hidden under the covers or anything. no....we were......umm.....well it was not pretty. not to my mom.

ouchy......i got busted in the act, in my room,by my mom. and wasnt like we were hidden under the covers or anything. no....we were......umm.....well it was not pretty. not to my mom.

:o

And you think you know someone.... ;)

:o

And you think you know someone.... ;)

LOL...well i was a wee bit younger then.

hey, how does one go about getting some of those cool points? do i have to turn on my fake brittish accent? oh thats my answer to the thread question!

i would turn on my fake brittish accent.

ouchy......i got busted in the act, in my room,by my mom. and wasnt like we were hidden under the covers or anything. no....we were......umm.....well it was not pretty. not to my mom.

Yikes! I'm sure she has retained that image as well. You're officially no longer her little princess.

LOL...well i was a wee bit younger then.

hey, how does one go about getting some of those cool points? do i have to turn on my fake brittish accent? oh thats my answer to the thread question!

i would turn on my fake brittish accent.

So, the lil' Peech was even naughtier than the Peech we all came to know and love? *shocked*

Ah - british accents... sure to break down ANY defences.... :D

(Oh - those cool points are for knowing where the movie quote comes from...)

Yikes! I'm sure she has retained that image as well. You're officially no longer her little princess.

Although, it is probably fairly safe to say that such imagery may well gain lil' Peech attention from other quarters.... :D

Yikes! I'm sure she has retained that image as well. You're officially no longer her little princess.

yeah...i cant sit on a bed in front of my mom to this day. i wonder who was more traumatized?

yeah...i cant sit on a bed in front of my mom to this day. i wonder who was more traumatized?


Ooohh...You were uh-playing the trombone?

Ah - british accents... sure to break down ANY defences.... :D

Woohoo, I luuuurve being british!

What would I do to get intimate with someone... Well, with my current boyfriend it was pretty damn obvious from the night we met that we were both very blatantly secretly in love with each other. Plus there were all the friends going "he's besotted with you" and no doubt the same on his end. All I did was get drunk, meet him, fall madly in love with him and refuse to let him kiss me at all. What can I say, we've been together 2 years now :rolleyes: