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The world is messed up. There is a group of people following a religion called "Unarius" in which they believe aliends will come, bring world peace, and make us join some intergalactic federation, thus becoming its 31st member. :rolleyes: I mean, what? What were the amoking at the time? They were founded in the fifties by some weird guy and his "psychic" wife who became the group's leader and dressed up in fruity clothes before she died. You know what's sadder than that? People actually believe that stuff.

Then, there's this:
http://www.pitbullproblem.tk
people can be so evil.

Plus, look at this forum. It's filled with fruitcakes, conservative or liberal.

comments? more examples?

You just now realized the world is messed up?

No, the world is perfect.

The world is messed up. There is a group of people following a religion called "Unarius" in which they believe aliends will come, bring world peace, and make us join some intergalactic federation, thus becoming its 31st member. :rolleyes: I mean, what? What were the amoking at the time? They were founded in the fifties by some weird guy and his "psychic" wife who became the group's leader and dressed up in fruity clothes before she died. You know what's sadder than that? People actually believe that stuff.

Then, there's this:
http://www.pitbullproblem.tk
people can be so evil.

Plus, look at this forum. It's filled with fruitcakes, conservative or liberal.

comments? more examples?

Hey dude, it's no more far-fetched or messed up than any other religion.

But ya, the world is most certainly messed up. You'll get no argument from me on that.

Hey dude, it's no more far-fetched or messed up than any other religion.

But ya, the world is most certainly messed up. You'll get no argument from me on that.
I never did understand why Christians believe a carpenter from 2,000 years ago is the one they're supposed to worship. :D

(Only kidding, joke influenced by Simpsons joke)

How do I get off this ride? :headbang:

Why 31st? What makes them think we'd be number 31?

Well, it seems like Unarius isn't any more far-fetched than the other religions. Besides that, I agree; the world is f***ed up.

How do I get off this ride? :headbang:

Commit suicide, or shorten it by living a very unhealthy lifestyle.

Want a weird religion, go look at the Mormons.. I mean damn. Golden tablets in the middle of North America, die and get your own planet to rule, your wife will be perpetually pregnant in order to populate said planet.. I mean damn. What women wants to believe that?

I never did understand why Christians believe a carpenter from 2,000 years ago is the one they're supposed to worship. :D

Uh, cause he said so.. and no one could find a credible source to show he was lying, then again, no one could find any sources..lol I wonder if Jesus was alive today and made that claim how fast he would be put in the closest mental hospital..lol ;)

Commit suicide, or shorten it by living a very unhealthy lifestyle.

Think I will just wait to get abducted by the Aliens. :D

The world is messed up. There is a group of people following a religion called "Unarius" in which they believe aliends will come, bring world peace, and make us join some intergalactic federation, thus becoming its 31st member. :rolleyes: I mean, what? What were the amoking at the time? They were founded in the fifties by some weird guy and his "psychic" wife who became the group's leader and dressed up in fruity clothes before she died. You know what's sadder than that? People actually believe that stuff.

Then, there's this:
http://www.pitbullproblem.tk
people can be so evil.

Plus, look at this forum. It's filled with fruitcakes, conservative or liberal.

comments? more examples?
The History Channel has some show where they show the strange things of the US, and it featured this. Twas a bit odd.

I'm more inclined to believe in that dren than I would most of the mainstream religions. People have a right to believe in whatever they want, despite how "crazy" it might sound.

Uh, cause he said so.. and no one could find a credible source to show he was lying, then again, no one could find any sources..lol I wonder if Jesus was alive today and made that claim how fast he would be put in the closest mental hospital..lol ;)
How do I know the placard-waving guy outside the local Tesco isn't going to be worshipped 2000 years from now as The Messiah? :confused:

Maybe by ignoring his 'teachings', I am consigning myself to death in the Second Flood. :confused:

Uh, cause he said so.. and no one could find a credible source to show he was lying, then again, no one could find any sources..lol I wonder if Jesus was alive today and made that claim how fast he would be put in the closest mental hospital..lol ;)

Jesus would probably just be written off as a damn hippy, and the "son of God" talk would be put down to drugs.

supprised no one has mentioned the Flat Earth Society yet..

That Movie Scared Me! :gundge:

The world is messed up. There is a group of people following a religion called "Unarius" in which they believe aliends will come, bring world peace, and make us join some intergalactic federation, thus becoming its 31st member. :rolleyes: I mean, what? What were the amoking at the time? They were founded in the fifties by some weird guy and his "psychic" wife who became the group's leader and dressed up in fruity clothes before she died. You know what's sadder than that? People actually believe that stuff.

Then, there's this:
http://www.pitbullproblem.tk
people can be so evil.

Plus, look at this forum. It's filled with fruitcakes, conservative or liberal.

comments? more examples?


You want messed up,scientologists are messed up.according to scientology we are all omnipotent beings called thethans who decided to become humans for a laugh.unfortunately we forgot this fact.we could warp reality to our will,but we forgot.we could see through solid walls,but we forgot.and when we die we go back as another baby,and forget all over again.

You know how i know people a re really messed up.people invented this:the Jackhammer MkII (http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/shotgun-jackhammer.gif) ,a lightweight automatic shotgun,with minimal kickback.the ammo drum can also be detached and used as an anti-personel mine.there should be a picture of this gun beside the definition of overkill in the dictionary

:headbang:
Life is the slowest form of suicide.

I'd rather try to deal with making my community better than to just jump off the ride.

Starry

What about this religion from the late 19th-early 20th century in which these people believed that the earth was really concave and that the universe was in the middle. They came up with that after 4 miles of observations, not taking into account of the possibility of hills. They also believed that Florida was in the center of the universe, thereby contradicting themselves. They were supposed to live perfect lives, but didn't mind it when their leader started folling around with the female members if you catch my drift.

:headbang:
Life is the slowest form of suicide.

I'd rather try to deal with making my community better than to just jump off the ride.

Starry

You're condemned to death the moment sperm penetrates an egg in your mother's uterus.

You want messed up,scientologists are messed up.according to scientology we are all omnipotent beings called thethans who decided to become humans for a laugh.unfortunately we forgot this fact.we could warp reality to our will,but we forgot.we could see through solid walls,but we forgot.and when we die we go back as another baby,and forget all over again.


Well -- if you ever deal with a new born baby and look in their eyes, they do have all the answers & think we are soooooo stupid that it's funny to them -- they just don't have the words for how stupid we are yet.
As we teach them the words, they get all confused cause they can't express the ideas they want to tell us as words & they forget.

Not that I'm a scientologist or anything, but most things have a tootsie pop center.

I know what you mean. On the news last night, I heard that a male stripper was convicted of killing a pair of drag queens (who he thought were plotting to kill him) with a samurai sword. If that's not fucked up, I don't know what is.

I know what you mean. On the news last night, I heard that a male stripper was convicted of killing a pair of drag queens (who he thought were plotting to kill him) with a samurai sword. If that's not fucked up, I don't know what is.

I'm picturing some drunk, naked fat dude stumbling around with a samurai sword and accidentally slicing off his nutsack...

The world really is messed up... and I am, too.

There's people killing each other all over the pace, there's fathers abusung their own children, there's people throwing away food and not knowing where to put their money while others are literally starving.

There's people believing they have the right and the duty to make others miserable and hating them for the kind of life they live, there's ignorance and arrogance. There's people getting a kick out of hurting others just because they can.

There's people who are lonely and desperate, people who never ever belonged anywhere, there's people deliberately hurting themselves, people letting others hurt them because that is the only idea of love they have, and there's betrayal of what little trust there is.

And then there's me, with the only relationship I managed to have so far (sick as it may have been) trying to break up with me....
Some days I just hate the world.

The world isn't messed up. It's always been this way.
This is what they call "normal", people.

You want messed up,scientologists are messed up.according to scientology we are all omnipotent beings called thethans who decided to become humans for a laugh.unfortunately we forgot this fact.we could warp reality to our will,but we forgot.we could see through solid walls,but we forgot.and when we die we go back as another baby,and forget all over again.

You know how i know people a re really messed up.people invented this:the Jackhammer MkII (http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/shotgun-jackhammer.gif) ,a lightweight automatic shotgun,with minimal kickback.the ammo drum can also be detached and used as an anti-personel mine.there should be a picture of this gun beside the definition of overkill in the dictionary
Dude, thats FREAKIN AWESOME!
I love using that thing Max Payne.
Where can I get me one of those??

I'm picturing some drunk, naked fat dude stumbling around with a samurai sword and accidentally slicing off his nutsack...

Now thats a picture for the Christmas Card Greeting

The world is messed up. There is a group of people following a religion called "Unarius" in which they believe aliends will come, bring world peace, and make us join some intergalactic federation, thus becoming its 31st member. :rolleyes: I mean, what? What were the amoking at the time? They were founded in the fifties by some weird guy and his "psychic" wife who became the group's leader and dressed up in fruity clothes before she died. You know what's sadder than that? People actually believe that stuff.

Then, there's this:
http://www.pitbullproblem.tk
people can be so evil.

Plus, look at this forum. It's filled with fruitcakes, conservative or liberal.

comments? more examples?
75% of Americans believe humans carry a taint because the First Man and First Woman listened to a talking snake for dietary advice, and that their all-Good diety decided to redeem human kind by impregnating a 14 year old girl in order to create a son who could be used for a blood sacrifice. I'd say crazy alien theories are the least of our problems.

75% of Americans believe humans carry a taint because the First Man and First Woman listened to a talking snake for dietary advice, and that their all-Good diety decided to redeem human kind by impregnating a 14 year old girl in order to create a son who could be used for a blood sacrifice. I'd say crazy alien theories are the least of our problems. Bdahh… you edited that just as I clicked on "quote"!

What's wrong with blood sacrifices? Virgin sacrifices are the best.

75% of Americans believe humans carry a taint because the First Man and First Woman listened to a talking snake for dietary advice, and that their all-Good diety decided to redeem human kind by impregnating a 14 year old girl in order to create a son who could be used for a blood sacrifice. I'd say crazy alien theories are the least of our problems.
nicely put :)