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Teen vomits on teacher, told to clean police cars
Judge tells boy his actions ‘were an assault upon the dignity of all teachers’

OLATHE, Kan. - A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars.

Johnson County Magistrate Judge Michael Farley said during the sentencing Tuesday that he considered the boy’s actions “an assault upon the dignity of all teachers.”

The teen, now 17, vomited on teacher David Young as he turned in his textbook on the last day of classes at Olathe Northwest High School. His attorney, Brian Costello, said the student vomited because he was nervous about his final exams.

But two other students testified that the teen said he threw up intentionally. One girl said he told her in advance that he planned to throw up on Young on the last day of school. The girl wasn’t in class when the teen threw up, but she testified that the boy later told her, “You missed it. I did it.”

Young said the student, who was failing his class, made no effort to avoid throwing up on him. “I was just sort of stunned,” he said.


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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! do you think his punishment was too harsh? not enough? or what?

for me i think its just a little too much, but then again.. i've never been puked on.

I wouldn't doubt that it was from being very nervous. And, his teacher probably picks on him, too.

That sentence is way too harsh. There shouldn't have even been a court case. Holy fuck.

I think the punishment was to much, but why would somebody want to puke on a teacher?

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!! :eek: :D :cool:

The court case was reatrded though....maybe a saturday detention or something....

I think the punishment was to much, but why would somebody want to puke on a teacher?


Ever had to learn spanish?

I think the punishment was to much, but why would somebody want to puke on a teacher?

If you want to meet a teacher you REALLY want to throw up on, i can introduce you to my old physics teach ;)

err at the bottom of the original it says © 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. nauhgty naughty !!!Teen vomits on teacher, told to clean police cars
Judge tells boy his actions ‘were an assault upon the dignity of all teachers’

OLATHE, Kan. - A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars.

Johnson County Magistrate Judge Michael Farley said during the sentencing Tuesday that he considered the boy’s actions “an assault upon the dignity of all teachers.”

The teen, now 17, vomited on teacher David Young as he turned in his textbook on the last day of classes at Olathe Northwest High School. His attorney, Brian Costello, said the student vomited because he was nervous about his final exams.

But two other students testified that the teen said he threw up intentionally. One girl said he told her in advance that he planned to throw up on Young on the last day of school. The girl wasn’t in class when the teen threw up, but she testified that the boy later told her, “You missed it. I did it.”

Young said the student, who was failing his class, made no effort to avoid throwing up on him. “I was just sort of stunned,” he said.


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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! do you think his punishment was too harsh? not enough? or what?

for me i think its just a little too much, but then again.. i've never been puked on.

I wouldn't doubt that it was from being very nervous. And, his teacher probably picks on him, too.

That sentence is way too harsh. There shouldn't have even been a court case. Holy fuck.
As usual, you choose to attack any form of authority. The sentence was way too light in view of the deliberate nature of the act.

You really should consult someone about your authority issues ... and I am NOT kidding. :(

As usual, you choose to attack any form of authority. The sentace was way too light in view of the deliberate nature of the act.

You really should consult someone about your authority issues ... and I am NOT kidding. :(

Seriously, man... What's your problem? You speak as if we should all act like tools.

I wouldn't want someone vomiting on me accidentally, let alone intentionally. that's just disgusting. I think he got what he deserved.

Seriously, man... What's your problem? You speak as if we should all act like tools.
Having a bit of respect for authority does not make one a tool. Jeeze.

Having a bit of respect for authority does not make one a tool. Jeeze.

The way you're making it out certainly does.

The way you're making it out certainly does.
Oh? Care to explain that?

Oh? Care to explain that?

Care to explain your constant, unnecessary douchebaggery?

I don't think the sentence was all that bad, and, unless the kid's a pussy, he'll probably find cleaning a few cars worth throwing up on his teacher.

It would have been even funnier if the teacher had just puked back :D

And I believe that the kid got what he deserved. Hopefully not too many criminals in his county know about his sentence - otherwise, his workload might just increase a little bit...

Care to explain your constant, unnecessary douchebaggery?
Thank you for that thoughtful, lucid explanation. I rest my case. :rolleyes:

Thank you for that thoughtful, lucid explanation. I rest my case. :rolleyes:

You never had a case.

It would have been even funnier if the teacher had just puked back :D

That's what I'd have done.

Teen vomits on teacher, told to clean police cars
Judge tells boy his actions ‘were an assault upon the dignity of all teachers’

OLATHE, Kan. - A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars.

Johnson County Magistrate Judge Michael Farley said during the sentencing Tuesday that he considered the boy’s actions “an assault upon the dignity of all teachers.”

The teen, now 17, vomited on teacher David Young as he turned in his textbook on the last day of classes at Olathe Northwest High School. His attorney, Brian Costello, said the student vomited because he was nervous about his final exams.

But two other students testified that the teen said he threw up intentionally. One girl said he told her in advance that he planned to throw up on Young on the last day of school. The girl wasn’t in class when the teen threw up, but she testified that the boy later told her, “You missed it. I did it.”

Young said the student, who was failing his class, made no effort to avoid throwing up on him. “I was just sort of stunned,” he said.


URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8720946/

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! do you think his punishment was too harsh? not enough? or what?

for me i think its just a little too much, but then again.. i've never been puked on.

Holy puke! I did pretty much the exact same thing by accident in intermediate school. I vomited on my 7th grade algebra teacher, her desk, and a large number of mid-term exams because my mother thought I was faking sick. I never lived that down. (Many, many years later, my father was asked if his son was the same Daistallia who had vomited on Teacher X's desk - by his opthamologist!)

Vomitting is not a voluntary action unless they put their fingers in their throat and induce the vomit reflex like Bulmics do. So, it seems almost entirely unfair that this student would be given a harsh sentence. I think it's going too far. It's silly to punish people for bodily functions beyond the normal realm of self-control.

I probably would've wound up vomitting on a college professor if she hadn't let me flee for the bathroom during the midterm exam. I was writing it despite not feeling well because I didn't think a headache would make a difference. Luckily I got to puke in the bathroom.

So far as I can see, the only defining part here for the conviction and subsequent sentence is motive and intent. Was there motive? Don't know, wasn't stated. Was there intent? Seems so according to the witnesses.

So what happened was someone intentionally puking on a teacher or so it seems. Would be the same if the person upended a rubbish bin on the teacher or flung excrement like a monkey.

It's an attack...of sorts. Still punishable.

Intent is usually the maker or breaker in these sorts of cases.

You never had a case.
That's open to debate, since you always, always take the side of anyone who disrespects authority of any sort.

I'm very serious about this ... you have major authority issues and you really should get some advice about this problem.

Vomitting is not a voluntary action unless they put their fingers in their throat and induce the vomit reflex like Bulmics do. So, it seems almost entirely unfair that this student would be given a harsh sentence. I think it's going too far. It's silly to punish people for bodily functions beyond the normal realm of self-control.

It is quite possible to vomit voluntarilly without sticking fingers down your throat - I for one can vomit on command using my stomach mussells. If it was a deliberate action then the punishment is in no way harsh enough.

puking on an asshole teacher is worth cleaning a few cop cars :p

That's open to debate, since you always, always take the side of anyone who disrespects authority of any sort.

I'm very serious about this ... you have major authority issues and you really should get some advice about this problem.

1: Really? I don't take sides. I listen to both sides of an argument, and pick the best one. It just so happens that the so-called "anti-authority" side is usually sane, whereas the other isn't.

2: Oh, because I actually think for myself? Maybe you should start doing that.

It is quite possible to vomit voluntarilly without sticking fingers down your throat - I for one can vomit on command using my stomach mussells. If it was a deliberate action then the punishment is in no way harsh enough.
Yes and I can burp on command. But, even still, it seems harsh until you know both sides. And, you know, students do enjoy twisting the words of students they don't much care for out of spite.

puking on an asshole teacher is worth cleaning a few cop cars :p
What makes you think this teacher was an "asshole?"

you cant force yourself to vomit...it just happens unless you use your finger... :rolleyes:

still its just funy and he maybe deserved a saturday detention.... :D

... the so-called "anti-authority" side is usually sane, whereas the other isn't.
Anyone with 1/2 an ounce of sense can tell that you have authority issues just from this statement alone.

I've been thinking for myself since WAY before you were born, so it would be less antagonistic of you to avoid suggesting that I can't.

I've been thinking for myself since WAY before you were born, so it would be less antagonistic of you to avoid suggesting that I can't.

Yeah, kiddo, sure you have.

you cant force yourself to vomit...it just happens unless you use your finger... :rolleyes:

still its just funy and he maybe deserved a saturday detention.... :D

Actually, it is possible. By constricting the muscles in the throat, you can achieve the same result, albeit slightly delayed.

Yeah, kiddo, sure you have.
The very fact that you feel the need to mock someone simply because they're older than you lends a great deal of support to the perception of your anti-authority problems. I feel sorry for you, since you will continue to view all authority through the lense of contempt until you get help with this problem.

Yeah, kiddo, sure you have.

Kiddo? KIDDO?? Where have you been? Course, I got called a "chick" the other day. HA!! Anyway, who are you going to depend on to protect your rights and your very life if not authority figures? That is why we have "authority". It's called "c-i-v-i-l-i-z-a-t-i-o-n.

Anyway, I can make myself vomit by repeatedly swallowing my saliva. If that is too slow, if I drink a big glass of cold water all at once we have lift off.

What makes you think this teacher was an "asshole?"
no one pukes on nice teachers :)

Sad that they wasted the Courts time and the Tax Payers money for a dumb gag. I have no problems with the punishment. Just cant say if it was fair. Wasn't there.

no one pukes on nice teachers :)
Not even bad students? hmm. Time for a reality check, I think.

Not even bad students? hmm. Time for a reality check, I think.

there is no such thing as a bad student

Sad that they wasted the Courts time and the Tax Payers money for a dumb gag. I have no problems with the punishment. Just cant say if it was fair. Wasn't there.

Vomitus is a biological hazard...and a wet one at that. It has the potential to spread disease. Also, have you ever seen the damage stomach acid can do to skin? Least of all is the disgusting necessity of cleaning the mess up. Considering this kid had told other students he planned on vomitting on his teacher and the potential for serious harm from his actions, he got off pretty easy. Maybe if he has to clean up a few accidental messes (especially the fully loaded beer and pizza ones) he won't be so quick to attack another person in this way.

Vomitting is not a voluntary action unless they put their fingers in their throat and induce the vomit reflex like Bulmics do. So, it seems almost entirely unfair that this student would be given a harsh sentence.

The teen did tell others he was going to do it, and syrup of ipecac is good for making people vomit.

We had a case at my school where I and other people overheard a student telling another student planning to do precisely that to the principal at graduation, because he had been suspended for being disruptive repeatedly. Reports were written and timestamped, and the student warned that should he become sick on the principal at graduation, assault charges would be promptly filed.

© 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.Sue him!

there is no such thing as a bad student

WHAT have you been smoking? :eek:

And why are you not sharing? :confused:

Bad Students are very common. There is no punishment for bad behavior in our schools these days. Hell, there was no good punishment in High Schools back in my days. (89-93)

The teen did tell others he was going to do it,


Or did he? I wouldn't hold the word of fellow students who may hold a grudge to be necessarily true.

As usual, you choose to attack any form of authority. The sentence was way too light in view of the deliberate nature of the act.

You really should consult someone about your authority issues ... and I am NOT kidding. :(

Lighten up...this was probably an attack on the person, not the position. However, I think that the punishment was fairly justified. People should respect each other, not authority, however.

there is no such thing as a bad student
ROFLMFAO!!!! Yeah, RIGHT! ROFL!

Whatever. [ major eye-roll ]

Ok, I have had enough of this.

Potaria, you need to chill out. Official warning for flame.
Eutrusca, repeatedly telling another poster that he has problems because you do not agree with his point of view is flamebaiting. I am giving you a week's forumban.

Eutrusca: one week forumban, OFFICIALLY WARNED.
You may, of course, send an appeal via the Getting Help Page.

yep the Punishment is too Harsh.
I have seen Judges here who would say the man who killed his wife is not Guilty But this Guy is severely Guilty.
MJ was accused but he went like that....
The Judges gotta learn to judge properly whats actually Right and Wrong.

As usual, you choose to attack any form of authority. The sentence was way too light in view of the deliberate nature of the act.

You really should consult someone about your authority issues ... and I am NOT kidding. :(
That about sums up my opinion.
30 days in jail, 200 hours community service.

Ok, I have had enough of this.

Potaria, you need to chill out.

Yeah, sorry about that. I usually don't do such things, but he's been on my back for a while now...

I don't know about any of you, but I sure as hell can't vomit on command.

I think it was probably an accident. You can go from feeling from to feeling sick pretty quickly.

I don't know about any of you, but I sure as hell can't vomit on command.

I think it was probably an accident. You can go from feeling from to feeling sick pretty quickly.

Unless you stick your finger in the back of your mouth and hold it in until your reach his desk... :p

That about sums up my opinion.
30 days in jail, 200 hours community service.

Heck I second the motion.
People have to learn to respect authority.
Like just now. Though I may not totally
agree with Katganistan decesion on banning
Eutrusca right now, I wouldnt go and throw up on
him/her just because they are being mean.
Katganistan is the authority figure here, so
i would respect his/her decsision.
Any way, authority is there to keep the peace
and to hold up some sort of order.
Thats why we should be nice to them.

I don't know about any of you, but I sure as hell can't vomit on command.

I think it was probably an accident. You can go from feeling from to feeling sick pretty quickly.

I know some people back in grammar and high school
that could puke on demand. It was pretty gross,
but they did not throw up on a teacher because they
didnt like them.
Ick.

maybe the kid used "tubgirl" for his motivation to vomit on command...

if anyone doesnt know what im talking about, do a search and be ready to cover your eyes...dah

Uhh, I'd rather not, from the vibe I am getting from that post.

Yuck! I think if anyone ever threw up on me I'd automatically puke .. probably right back on them.. Reminds me of the pie eating contest story in Stand By Me. hehe

Sounds like the kid did this intentionally.. cleaning up vomit of drunks etc.. isn't that bad a punishment. He deserves it.

Yuck! I think if anyone ever threw up on me I'd automatically puke .. probably right back on them.. Reminds me of the pie eating contest story in Stand By Me. hehe

Sounds like the kid did this intentionally.. cleaning up vomit of drunks etc.. isn't that bad a punishment. He deserves it.

Heck I would have to go through a monster truck wash
to get that smell off of me!! I would have puked right back in
his face, like on the Simpsons, remember? Danger Dog!!!
BlahhhHH!!

Ok, I have had enough of this.

Potaria, you need to chill out.
Eutrusca, repeatedly telling another poster that he has problems because you do not agree with his point of view is flamebaiting. I am giving you a week's forumban.

Eutrusca: one week forumban, OFFICIALLY WARNED.


So some posters can call people names, attack their moral character, and boast of their superiority over others of differing view and that is OK? But, Eut, with a degree and work in psychiatry, offers advice in an obviously sincere manner, and he gets banned? Potaria and several other posters, for the most part these are very young people, do have authority problems. I have been tempted to point this out to a few, but usually let dogs lie.

1 week self-imposed forum ban for Zooke.

That punnishment was definetly not harsh enough. I would have given him suspension, possible expulsion, and community service.

Anyway, one really shouldnt take "intent" seriously in schools. I have threatened a number of things upon teachers to friends. Nothing ever came of them.

maybe the kid used "tubgirl" for his motivation to vomit on command...

if anyone doesnt know what im talking about, do a search and be ready to cover your eyes...dah

that is...disgusting

I think Eut's week ban was harsh and unfair too. :(

So some posters can call people names, attack their moral character, and boast of their superiority over others of differing view and that is OK? But, Eut, with a degree and work in psychiatry, offers advice in an obviously sincere manner, and he gets banned? Potaria and several other posters, for the most part these are very young people, do have authority problems. I have been tempted to point this out to a few, but usually let dogs lie.

I also agree with you!

that is...disgusting

so what exactly is it?
I am kinda at work right now so i dont think
it would be a good idea to see it myself.
Can you give me a hint? or
is it just too.............. ewwwww?

Vomitting is not a voluntary action unless they put their fingers in their throat and induce the vomit reflex like Bulmics do. So, it seems almost entirely unfair that this student would be given a harsh sentence. I think it's going too far. It's silly to punish people for bodily functions beyond the normal realm of self-control.

I probably would've wound up vomitting on a college professor if she hadn't let me flee for the bathroom during the midterm exam. I was writing it despite not feeling well because I didn't think a headache would make a difference. Luckily I got to puke in the bathroom.


I've been able to vomit at will for 20 years- no fingers down the throat, no vomiting agents or tricks-I dont need to bend over.
I can bring up a little or all and I can do it while I'm walking.

I would have no problem covering someone with vomit if I wanted to.

And if he had this ability, I consider it assault. Just like spitting on someone is assault these days- just a lot worse.

so what exactly is it?
I am kinda at work right now so i dont think
it would be a good idea to see it myself.
Can you give me a hint? or
is it just too.............. ewwwww?

It's Japanese scat porn. The picture features a girl discharging enema-fluid.

Well, you asked.

that is...disgusting

yeah, it is forever burned in my mind...

It's Japanese scat porn. The picture features a girl discharging enema-fluid.

Well, you asked.

Um, excuse me while I go faint now!

*THUD!!*

I've never heard of anyone who can vomit at will. I think you should consult someone about your gullibility issues ... and I am NOT kidding, either. :rolleyes:




You have now. And something great I learned as a result-I have a friend that explodes with puke if he sees you puke. I got him in a parking lot- I deliberately threw up while walking-he stopped walking, coughed, gagged and exploded.

Um, excuse me while I go faint now!

*THUD!!*

No, I don't think you've had enough. Someone tell him about Goatse! :D

No, I don't think you've had enough. Someone tell him about Goatse! :D
No mas!
No mas!!

There is a guy who does vomit art, like paintings. Saw it on Discovery Channel iirc.. (or maybe it was Ripleys Believe it or Not on Sci-Fi.. anyway)... Hes been able to force himself to puke since he was a kid.

What that teenager did was horrendous. If the female classmate's testimony can be believed, then the punishment was *probably* appropriate (I'm too young to have true perspective about whether it was excessive, insufficient, or just right). Incidentally, I consider the teenager's act a personal assault or offense, not an act of antiauthoritarian rebellion, so don't try to paint me as an establishmentarian (Social -8.67, Economic -9.88).

that is...disgusting

Wasn't there something worst than tubgirl before? I seem to recall it appearing on a major paper down in the US when they tried to open their own version of Wikipaedia.

EDIT: Oh yes. There we go. Goatse................eew.

OK, there are plenty of reasonable points of debate on this issue.
One that is not--self induced vomiting.

I read one such idiot --I wont NAME THEM.

WHo attempted to sound authoritative in saying it was physically impossible without using the fingers--wrong.

Muscular control is what is involved--many of the males know females --or perhaps males whose gag reflex(the back of your throat) is completely non-existent.
To that end I have little to no gag reflex--I can however vomit at will--using my stomach muscles--it is muscular control.

Get over it, it is not only possible it is common.

No one is gullible for believing that people can control their bodies.

Please continue finding other ways to harrang and harrass each other--but try to sound like you know how much control every person in the world has over their own bodies if you are only 14 years old.