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Does Max Barry Have A Nation?

If he doesnt he defanantly has something wrong with him.

It's Lunatic Goofballs

He had a nation, the Former Nation of Maxtopia. He got so many telegrams that he let it die.

Allegedly he still plays under another, secret name.

:p

I've heard that Max Barry plays under the nation 'Myrth'.


I suggest you chase that up if you want to find out anything.

He had a nation, the Former Nation of Maxtopia. He got so many telegrams that he let it die.

Allegedly he still plays under another, secret name.

:p

Let sus not forget that he has also appeared on the forums under his real name.

Max Barry is Stephistan, duh! :)

Max Barry doesn't exist. It's a secret project that the US, England, Japan and Australian governments are collaborating on to find Liberals, Sodomites, and Wacky Muslims and target them for extermination.

Doesnt Anybody Actually Know?

>.>

Im telling you, it's Lunatic Goofballs

I can confirm that Max does and does not have a nation.

Max is the reincarnation of Douglas Adams. Not as great, but still there.

Max is the reincarnation of Douglas Adams. Not as great, but still there.

I have the sudden urge to impale you upon a spear and set fire to your house. Maybe i'm the reincarnation of someone...

[/HHGTTG reference] :p

I have the sudden urge to impale you upon a spear and set fire to your house. Maybe i'm the reincarnation of someone...

[/HHGTTG reference] :p

That's one long acronym.

That's one long acronym.

STFU. :p (kidding....HHGTTG = Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Oddly enough, as long as it is, it's still quicker to type than the original.)

I AM MAX

oh wait, no i'm not, damn bad memory. if he does though, it'll be a secret and stay a secret with only his most trusted aides knowing and they won't sell the secret (for less than a few hundred anyway)

What DHomme said, it's LG.

I have the sudden urge to impale you upon a spear and set fire to your house. Maybe i'm the reincarnation of someone...

[/HHGTTG reference] :p
The mighty Khan is probably bellowing with rage. Do you also see an unidentified army of horsemen laughing at you in your head?

[/HHGTTG reference]

The mighty Khan is probably bellowing with rage. Do you also see an unidentified army of horsemen laughing at you in your head?

[/HHGTTG reference]

:D No, i'm still fixated upon the pile of skulls and burning rubble...

Oh, yes...there we are. Yep, I see them.

It's me.

Or mabey it's you?

MAX IS ALL OF US! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

MAX IS ALL OF US! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, that's Myrth.

I always thought Max was [violet].

but then again, that could just be salusa.

I always thought Max was [violet].

but then again, that could just be salusa.

I've always had the suspision that Max is actually every single Mod, and is a very good multitasker.

I always thought Max was [violet].

but then again, that could just be salusa.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of forum 7...

:D No, i'm still fixated upon the pile of skulls and burning rubble...

Oh, yes...there we are. Yep, I see them.
Me, I´m having a conversation with a super-intelligent shade of the color blue. Keeps getting out of sight though :p

Me, I´m having a conversation with a super-intelligent shade of the color blue. Keeps getting out of sight though :p
Max is a super intelligent shade of blue!

Max has had, and probably still has, a viriaty of nations, [violet], maxtopia, [dread], Aust and several others have all been his nations and I have no doubt that several others are his nations. But becasue the RL people behind NS are anonomous we shall never know who he really is...or if all the other nations on NS are him....

He had a nation, the Former Nation of Maxtopia. He got so many telegrams that he let it die.

Allegedly he still plays under another, secret name.

:p

That was czardas, he let it die because so many people asked if he was max, and I think one of the mods allowed him to kill it or something.

It's Lunatic Goofballs

Ah! This thread explains the telegram I just got asking if I'm Max.

Hehehe. I wondered where that Idea got started.

Here are a few flaws with that theory: I'm American. Many people here remember when I got married. When I had a child. Most tellingly, I'm a depraved and warped lunatic clown. :)

On the other hand, Max Barry is a professional creator of fiction....

So I guess I can't rule out the possibility. Though most wackos pretend they're someone more interesting. Like Napoleon. :D

Ah! This thread explains the telegram I just got asking if I'm Max.

Hehehe. I wondered where that Idea got started.

Here are a few flaws with that theory: I'm American. Many people here remember when I got married. When I had a child. Most tellingly, I'm a depraved and warped lunatic clown. :)

On the other hand, Max Barry is a professional creator of fiction....

So I guess I can't rule out the possibility. Though most wackos pretend they're someone more interesting. Like Napoleon. :D

Quit lying.

I always thought Max was [violet].

but then again, that could just be salusa.

Salusa was just a player who modded a lot of things or something... ja just read his bio.

Quit lying.

You're right. Not fair of me.

Most wackos prefer Jesus lately. :p

You're right. Not fair of me.

Most wackos prefer Jesus lately. :p

Thank you. Much better. No need to lie in this thread. There's already plenty enough wild speculation...

Max Barry doesn't exist. It's a secret project that the US, England, Japan and Australian governments are collaborating on to find Liberals, Sodomites, and Wacky Muslims and target them for extermination.

Wahoo, long live the nations mentioned there, especially on the liberal one!

Max Barry doesn't exist. It's a secret project that the US, England, Japan and Australian governments are collaborating on to find Liberals, Sodomites, and Wacky Muslims and target them for extermination.

Nuts to them. I'm using this website as a counterpart to my communist conspiracy to take over the galaxy and use it to target Conservatives, Jedi, and Wacky Christians and target them for forced labor in textile-factories making wallets and chemical weapons.

Our leader is Myrth, but he was exposed by a certain baptist minister from the USA (who moonlights as a mod here) who claimed he was part of the sodomite underground. His true identity is Hugo Chavez.

Me, I´m having a conversation with a super-intelligent shade of the color blue. Keeps getting out of sight though :p

:D

The more LG denies he's Max, the more i think he is

You're right. Not fair of me.

Most wackos prefer Jesus lately. :p
I never did, having that crown on my head always seemed creepy. No, I´m Caesar! Bow to my will!

Drop that knife, Brutus, you might poke someone´s eye out with that.

The more LG denies he's Max, the more i think he is
Indeed.

Indeed.

We must come up with some sort of tests for him to prove he isn't......
GOT ONE
Max wouldn't want this site shut down
So if LG can shut down this site for 10 minutes between now and 20.30 GMT it will prove he isn't Max, and if he DOESN'T, it is conclusive proof he IS Max. The task has been put forward LG, its upto you now

Of course Max has a nation, but we're not telling you who it is. ;)

Of course Max has a nation, but we're not telling you who it is. ;)
Is it you? Does he at least post in General?

Is it you? Does he at least post in General?

OOO OOO...ask me...I know...I know

*Waving his hands wildly above his head*

STFU.

Lol jk. Anyhow, even if we did ask he would denie denie denie. That jerk. Also the moderators, no matter how good they are at keeping the game running, need to stop waving in our faces their special knowledge. Grrrrrr.

STFU.

Lol jk. Anyhow, even if we did ask he would denie denie denie. That jerk. Also the moderators, no matter how good they are at keeping the game running, need to stop waving in our faces their special knowledge. Grrrrrr.

*in a sing-song voice...*

Somebody's Jealous...

The following is taken directly from the Arizonan transcript of Maxchat 4: Beyond Thunderdome. Nothing has been edited or taken out. Relevant passages have been highlighted for your convenience.

[18:21] <Cogitation> <Goobergunchia> Do you follow the invader/defender game at all?

[18:21] <Scolopendra> And we are his Oprichniki. Don't you read the topics?

[18:21] *** mode/#nationstates [+v Goobergunchia] by Karma

[18:21] * Mei_Eff_Kay is his Neko, surely?

[18:21] <Karma> Uhoh, 2 for goober, giving him an early lead!

[18:22] <MaxBarry> At all? Yes. In detail, no.

[18:22] <MaxBarry> I have a basic understanding of the various organizations

[18:22] <MaxBarry> And I had a crack at taking over a region myself a few months ago, to see how it was done

[18:22] <MaxBarry> But sadly I was thoroughly thrashed

[18:22] <MaxBarry> and defeated

[18:22] <Goobergunchia> Who by? :>

[18:23] <MaxBarry> I think I aroused the ire of a network that will remain nameless

[18:23] <Goobergunchia> awww

[18:23] <MaxBarry> I still want to revise the mechanics of invasions, to eliminate a lot of the gray area in the rules

As you can see, our Lord Max does indeed operate amongst us in secret, as a king who walks in a pauper's garb.

*in a sing-song voice...*

Somebody's Jealous...

Damn Straight.....

I'm max. Well I'm not really. Well... am I?

No seriously. I'm not Max. Definitely ain't. No chance at all.



*door bursts, mods in suits stream in*


HELP ME ZEUS, THEY'RE TAKING ME IN! AUUUUUUUUGH!

OOO OOO...ask me...I know...I know

*Waving his hands wildly above his head*
Pleasssssssssssse?
If not, then every woman you sleep with will look like Maggie Thatcher..in a swimsuit!

Ive actually heard from a reliable source, who was sworn to secrecy as to wich nation Max has.
The person wasnt supposed to tell me..

...wich is fortunate, becuase I have promptly forgotten wich one it was.

Im sure I could remember if I had to....but what I do remember is my reaction:

"Really? Wow...no wonder no one knows."

Its not a nation that frequents the forums much, or has much of a presence.
In fact, I seem to recall that in fact...Barry doesnt log it on very much...it may have even gone inactive, or in vacation mode...or being kept from inactive deletion by the mods.

Pleasssssssssssse?
If not, then every woman you sleep with will look like Maggie Thatcher..in a swimsuit!

Wow...I guess it's a good thing I dont have sex anymore...

Wow...I guess it's a good thing I dont have sex anymore...
Okay..then everytime you look in the mirror, you will see Rosanne Barr.

The more LG denies he's Max, the more i think he is

Aren't we all a little bit Max? Way down deep?

Aren't we all a little bit Max? Way down deep?

except for that arm of his i ate, no, there is no max in me

All we have to do is find all the nations that have attempted region crashing and been defeated in the past 6 months and TG them.

Wow...I guess it's a good thing I dont have sex anymore...


See..I always figured "Neutered" was just a name.

See..I always figured "Neutered" was just a name.

It was until my scrotum-seeking attack weasels found him. :eek:

It was until my scrotum-seeking attack weasels found him. :eek:

Why do you think I left NS for a year or so? Recovery time for such an attack is long and arduous...

All we have to do is find all the nations that have attempted region crashing and been defeated in the past 6 months and TG them.

That shouldn't take long. Go nuts, good sir.

Am I still Max? I remember a while ago someone posted revealing Max's true identity and it was a picture of me? Can I still be Mr. Barry?

That shouldn't take long. Go nuts, good sir.
Shall do (Begins posting in huge numbers to every region delegate.)

Am I still Max? I remember a while ago someone posted revealing Max's true identity and it was a picture of me? Can I still be Mr. Barry?
Yeah but on Forum 7 they made a temple to me as they said I was max.

Yeah but on Forum 7 they made a temple to me as they said I was max.

Maybe we're both Max....

*doo doo doo doo*

Maybe we're both Max....

*doo doo doo doo*
I don't feel like Max but who knows.......

Why do you think I left NS for a year or so? Recovery time for such an attack is long and arduous...

Based on several incidents while training them, I have no doubt.

Yeah but on Forum 7 they made a temple to me as they said I was max.

How the hell did you get into Forum 7...not that it exists....

Based on several incidents while training them, I have no doubt.


If your "boys" had thier own personas..(and they might for all I know) one would be Mick Foley..

and the other would be Steve-O.


*Assuming you have just the two....

How the hell did you get into Forum 7...not that it exists....
Pwned!

Doesnt Anybody Actually Know?

I do.

Pleasssssssssssse?
If not, then every woman you sleep with will look like Maggie Thatcher..in a swimsuit!

And whats wrong with maggie thatcher in a swimsuit.

And whats wrong with maggie thatcher in a swimsuit.
And indeed, what is wrong with a swimsuit?

tag

I do.

Its you!

I do.
Please. Tell us.

I'll sell you my eternal soul if you tell me... :p

He probably does. But the question is, does he run the most powerful nation? Because after all, he is the Krii-ate-orr, no one must be able to outwit him!

Please. Tell us.

I'll sell you my eternal soul if you tell me... :p

Ok, it's...............

*static*

No! Cog! I promise, I wasn't about to tell! NO!!!!!

*static*

Ok, it's...............

*static*

No! Cog! I promise, I wasn't about to tell! NO!!!!!

*static*
*the static clears up and a voice is heard softly singing*

Another one bites the dust...Another one bites the dust...

If your "boys" had thier own personas..(and they might for all I know) one would be Mick Foley..

and the other would be Steve-O.


*Assuming you have just the two....

Just two. They are unusually large though. :cool: Way out of proportion with their buddy, Tom Thumb. :(

I got an extra kidney instead. Talk about a disappointment. :p

Ok, it's...............

*static*

No! Cog! I promise, I wasn't about to tell! NO!!!!!

*static*
LMFAO!!

Doesn't count! You didn't tell me!

Ah well. I'll just sell the soul to the next mod that comes by then. Perhaps Euro or Rep is willing...?

LMFAO!!

Doesn't count! You didn't tell me!

Ah well. I'll just sell the soul to the next mod that comes by then. Perhaps Euro or Rep is willing...?

Try Sirocco

Hey I know what to do! Send an e-mail to Max and just simply ask him!

How the hell did you get into Forum 7...not that it exists....
I didn't say anything, nothing at all.

*A voice intone* look at the red light please sir. There is no forum 7, there never was a forum 7 it is all your imagination. *voice ends*


You know that things just a toy don't you....ah crap...that isn't a toy gun is?

NO

*There is a loud gunshot and a scream* You shot me in the shoulder!!!! Why did you do that!!

Bugger!


*There is another bang and the screaming stops*

The dissident is terminated

I don't feel like Max but who knows.......

can i ask what Max feels like?

can i ask what Max feels like?
Horney. :D

Maybe The Smoking Man was Max...

Max Barry doesn't exist. It's a secret project that the US, England, Japan and Australian governments are collaborating on to find Liberals, Sodomites, and Wacky Muslims and target them for extermination.
Time for my new pet theory.

Drunk Commies is Max! He got himself deleted multiple times to make everyone think that there is no chance it was really him.

Well thats just crazy.

Max has had several nations at least in the past, I believe.

I know he mentioned in the last chat that the ADN unknowingly repelled him in an invasion he took part in a few months ago.

Time for my new pet theory.

Drunk Commies is Max! He got himself deleted multiple times to make everyone think that there is no chance it was really him.

I don't know what his most recent incarnation is, but I bet that Max was, at one point, NSCommando. And Jesussaves. That seems the most ridiculous. Hence it is true.


On a side note, who else here laughed uproariously when they saw LG's reference to the Scrotum-Seeking Weasels? I remember when they were first introduced, in Forum Sev...

The Forum That Must Not Be Named, For If It Is, the Namer Shall Surely Be Savagely Assaulted by the Mods own Personal Team of Scrotum-Seeking Weasels.

*hides, clutching the "boys" and looking fearfully around*