I'm starting a new religion for Christians and fans of George Romero films
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26-08-2005, 19:57
The Church of Christ, Zombie!
It goes like this. Christ died on the cross, and arose three days later to feast on the sweet flesh of the living. Those who truly beleive shall not die but shall be born again from the grave! We shall lie in our graves until the time when those washed in the blood of the walking undead rise again to scoop the soft pink brains of the living into their putrescent mouths.
Hallelujia!
Hoos Bandoland
26-08-2005, 20:03
The Church of Christ, Zombie!
It goes like this. Christ died on the cross, and arose three days later to feast on the sweet flesh of the living. Those who truly beleive shall not die! We shall lie in our graves until the time when those washed in the blood of the walking undead rise again to scoop the soft pink brains of the living into their putrescent mouths.
Hallelujia!
George who?? Oh, I guess that disqualifies me right off the bat, doesn't it? :headbang:
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26-08-2005, 20:04
George who?? Oh, I guess that disqualifies me right off the bat, doesn't it? :headbang:
The guy who made Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and now Land of the Dead.
Skinny87
26-08-2005, 20:05
Braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssssssssss!
Weird, but I like it, in an odd sort of way.
You're too late. The Church are already mindless Zombies.
>_>;;;
*Flamed into abysmal unlife for that little pun*
Hoos Bandoland
26-08-2005, 20:15
The guy who made Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and now Land of the Dead.
I never saw any of them, but by the titles I'd say he's stuck in a rut! :p
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26-08-2005, 20:46
I never saw any of them, but by the titles I'd say he's stuck in a rut! :p
George Romero (PBUH) isn't stuck in a rut. He's simply perfecting the flesh-eating zombie genere and giving praise to our undead Lord.
Pencil 17
26-08-2005, 20:49
I never saw any of them, but by the titles I'd say he's stuck in a rut! :p
Pah! is what I say to you sir. He is not in a rut... The movies are classics!
Gauthier
26-08-2005, 21:49
Here's something that's appropriate.
As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
Now that sounds like a religion that would be cool to teach in the classroom. You can put a copy of "Get more Brain for your Buck the Religious Way" in every classroom. :p
The Church of Christ, Zombie!
It goes like this. Christ died on the cross, and arose three days later to feast on the sweet flesh of the living. Those who truly beleive shall not die but shall be born again from the grave! We shall lie in our graves until the time when those washed in the blood of the walking undead rise again to scoop the soft pink brains of the living into their putrescent mouths.
Hallelujia!
Oh yeah? Well, the day after that chuch is created, I'm going to start a serious philosophical conflict within the congregation, and we'll break off to form a splinter sect called the First Church of Christ the Undead.
I'm pretty sure the Zombites and Undeadions will hate each other.
"We all know that Christmas is the time when Jesus rises from the grave to feast upon the souls of the living, and we sing carols to lull him back to sleep for another year", Family Guy.