NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm sick to death of all this serious shit. I wanna play and have fun and by grannies, I intend to! I just got a good bill of health from my Doctor yesterday, and I'm going to use what ah gots while ah gots it! :D

Anyone have a Webcam? LOL! :D

I have a whole webcam site..lol But some how I'm not who you probably wanted to respond to this. ;)

Hey Eutrusca-glad to hear everything checked out.
Keep up the good work.

I dont have a web cam and wouldnt really provide you with much enertainment anyway.
Unless you're the type that likes to go to the zoo only when the feed the lions & tigers just watch them eat quartered deer too.

http://popped.ifihadahifi.com/warped/97/soia_x02.jpg

Hmm...I do wear Vans shoes...

Hmm...I do wear Vans shoes...


Dude!! You're freaking crazy!!

Hmm...I do wear Vans shoes...

Did I strike a chord with ya?

Hmm...I do wear Vans shoes...

sellout. I am still wearing my pre-Nike Airwalks. can't persuade myself to buy Airwalks now that Nike bought years back.

Did I strike a chord with ya?
All I saw was the giant "VANS" banner thing up there.

...Man we're pretty far off-topic...

...So anyway...about Vans...

All I saw was the giant "VANS" banner thing up there.

...Man we're pretty far off-topic...

...So anyway...about Vans...

Vans are for driving, not wearing. Next.

sellout. I am still wearing my pre-Nike Airwalks. can't persuade myself to buy Airwalks now that Nike bought years back.
The what? Airwalks? :confused:

I don't follow shoes.

The what? Airwalks? :confused:

I don't follow shoes.

My lord, I'm not that old. They don't make Airwalks anymore!!!! DAMN NIKE AND THEIR CHILD LABOR!!!!!

I have a webcam.



Wait, wait, no I don't. I just wanted to get Eut's hopes up :D

I have a webcam. Maybe we really can work up some kind of multi-user webcam conference on Yahoo. Though, I've seen Eut on webcam...you might not wanna go there.

I have a webcam. Maybe we really can work up some kind of multi-user webcam conference on Yahoo. Though, I've seen Eut on webcam...you might not wanna go there.


I notice you don't say you've seen Eut's FACE on webcam ;)

I have a webcam, but I dont turn it on anymore. The one person I'd turn it on for doesnt seem to want to see anymore...so...now it just sits idle...lol

http://popped.ifihadahifi.com/warped/97/soia_x02.jpg

I suddenly feel like crashing into people and hardcore dancing. :D

RAH!!!!

i have a weebcam, go me!! what do i win!?

Yes, I have a webcam. What am I expected to do with it now?

RAH!!!!

TANSTAAFL!!!!

GROK!!!!

Webcam! I am winner! :D

http://popped.ifihadahifi.com/warped/97/soia_x02.jpg
ROCK ON!

\m/ :D \m/

I notice you don't say you've seen Eut's FACE on webcam ;)

Well, yes I've seen Eut's face on webcam...he's usually feeding it pizza. I guess the most erotic shot I've seen of him was his (fully clothed) backside while he was still using a walker after breaking his leg. *hop...shuffle...hop...shufle* Now there was a sight to give us old ladies at the nursing home palpatations.

*thud*

I have a webcam. Maybe we really can work up some kind of multi-user webcam conference on Yahoo. Though, I've seen Eut on webcam...you might not wanna go there.
Booo! Hissss! Boo! :p

I notice you don't say you've seen Eut's FACE on webcam ;)
[ Beats neaness into submission ] Stop that! LOL!

I have a cam too.......in Eindhoven

I have a webcam, but I dont turn it on anymore. The one person I'd turn it on for doesnt seem to want to see anymore...so...now it just sits idle...lol
I can identify, dude. As a matter of fact, I bought mine for one specific person, who now has disappeared off the radar screens. Sigh. :(

Well, yes I've seen Eut's face on webcam...he's usually feeding it pizza. I guess the most erotic shot I've seen of him was his (fully clothed) backside while he was still using a walker after breaking his leg. *hop...shuffle...hop...shufle* Now there was a sight to give us old ladies at the nursing home palpatations.

*thud*
When did you turn so frikkin' MEAN??? Sheesh! LOL! :eek:

i have a webcam but i don't know how the hell to use the bloody contraption, argghhh

i have a webcam but i don't know how the hell to use the bloody contraption, argghhh
Did you plug it in?

Did you plug it in?

ahhhh, THAT'S what i'm supposed to do

When did you turn so frikkin' MEAN??? Sheesh! LOL! :eek:

Turn mean? I was just getting my licks in while you weren't looking.

I can identify, dude. As a matter of fact, I bought mine for one specific person, who now has disappeared off the radar screens. Sigh. :(

I must say, it's uncanny how alike you and I are...

God I hope I dont grow up to be like you...ROFL

I must say, it's uncanny how alike you and I are...

God I hope I dont grow up to be like you...ROFL
hey, easy on the old man

*walks in*

so i says to him, "how was i supposed to know i had to shave the WHOLE of the goat"
*pretentious laughter*

*walks out*

*walks in*

so i says to him, "how was i supposed to know i had to shave the WHOLE of the goat"
*pretentious laughter*

*walks out*

"...so there I was, balls deep in his ass when in walks his mother...and you KNOW how that is..."

*walks back in, not to be upstaged by Neutered Sputniks*

".....so i threw the grenade down his throat, sending that dirtbag back to hell ALL while winning wimbledon with my spare hand, NOW thats a Sunday......"

*walks back out triumphantly wondering why the voices tell him to do this*

*walks back in, not to be upstaged by Neutered Sputniks*

".....so i threw the grenade down his throat, sending that dirtbag back to hell ALL while winning wimbledon with my spare hand, NOW thats a Sunday......"

*walks back out triumphantly wondering why the voices tell him to do this*

<---will not be upstaged:


"So then his mom asks what the midget's doing...and I'm not sure how to explain that one away..."

Well Eut, glad to hear you are in good health! :p ..and it looks like you might have a week to do some hawt cyborz hehe But.. I hope your suspension gets recalled and you're back sonner than that.

<---will not be upstaged:


"So then his mom asks what the midget's doing...and I'm not sure how to explain that one away..."

*looks angry and determined*

"....the phone is ringing, i'm sword fighting with the mythical black ninja, and THATS the point my Club Lemon monster decides to bring me some tea, TYPICAL...."

*wonders if N Sputniks is making this up himself or qouting from something*

*looks angry and determined*

"....the phone is ringing, i'm sword fighting with the mythical black ninja, and THATS the point my Club Lemon monster decides to bring me some tea, TYPICAL...."

*wonders if N Sputniks is making this up himself or qouting from something*

"so then the midget pulls the plug out...boy you should've seen the look on her face..."


(And this is all ad-lib...granted, it's all material that I commonly use at work when someone walks up on a conversation...)

"so then the midget pulls the plug out...boy you should've seen the look on her face..."


(And this is all ad-lib...granted, it's all material that I commonly use at work when someone walks up on a conversation...)


"....so i'm naked, he's running for the fire alarm, and all i can think is i hope my yorkshire puddings don't burn in the oven, now THATS comedy...."

(i'm just making mine up as i go, thats why they don't actually follow on)

"....so i'm naked, he's running for the fire alarm, and all i can think is i hope my yorkshire puddings don't burn in the oven, now THATS comedy...."

(i'm just making mine up as i go, thats why they don't actually follow on)


"So then his mom asks if she can join in, telling us that she has a fetish for black midgets...talk about a strange turn of events..."


(I'm making this up too...sooo much more interesting when they do follow on...)

*walks in*
*reads last few posts*
*walks quickly back out*
...why did i have to wonder into general...why...

*walks in*
*reads last few posts*
*walks quickly back out*
...why did i have to wonder into general...why...

Hails back to the good ol' days of good natured wackiness, no?

seams that way...

this is actualy the first thing i have posted in around 6 months...nothing has changed that much tho

"So then his mom asks if she can join in, telling us that she has a fetish for black midgets...talk about a strange turn of events..."


(I'm making this up too...sooo much more interesting when they do follow on...)

"...a ding dang dong, dong ding dang, the kangaroo jumps on the police car, a bortha courta fourtha..."

(i didn't intend on continuing them, thats why i *walked out*, but than you got involved and ruined my life :D )

*walks in*
*reads last few posts*
*walks quickly back out*
...why did i have to wonder into general...why...

its all being done for a good laugh :cool:

"So then his mom asks if she can join in, telling us that she has a fetish for black midgets...talk about a strange turn of events..."


(I'm making this up too...sooo much more interesting when they do follow on...)
:eek: who told you?
oh
*runs away*

"...a ding dang dong, dong ding dang, the kangaroo jumps on the police car, a bortha courta fourtha..."

(i didn't intend on continuing them, thats why i *walked out*, but than you got involved and ruined my life :D )



its all being done for a good laugh :cool:

"so then before I know it, his mother is naked and she pulls out a couple midget sized toys..."

"so then before I know it, his mother is naked and she pulls out a couple midget sized toys..."

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."

(sorry, i know this isn't mine, but its been in my head all day)

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."

(sorry, i know this isn't mine, but its been in my head all day)

LOL...as great a story as that is...we're supposed to be going for overall shock value here - er, at least that's what I thought?

LOL...as great a story as that is...we're supposed to be going for overall shock value here - er, at least that's what I thought?

no, i was never going for shock, i was just saying stuff that came into my head

"So then this mullet-sporting midget shows up...and that's just too funny to not laugh at..."