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How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...

I've seen a professional streaker run around a rugby field.

That's about it though.

Our cricket team's initiation ceremony involves running half-naked through town.

I used to be well-known for playing the drums in a band naked except for sneakers and socks.

I actually convinced our bass player to play topless once too...she enjoyed it...so did I...

I ran through a waterslide park/miniature golf course nude on a Saturday night. I wonder how many first dates I ruined?

I predict LG will soon arrive and top you all. I just know it.

Fully naked, no. However, I have taken off my pants in a hotel and attempted to check them at the coat check.

How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...
Just you I suppose, then.

I haven't... Then gI just moved into a house RIGHT on the beach, so that might change...

I allowed nudists in my nation XD more people should go nekkid!

I haven't... Then gI just moved into a house RIGHT on the beach, so that might change...

I allowed nudists in my nation XD more people should go nekkid!

Hear Hear! More naked people!

On a New Years Eve 15 yrs ago, my wife and I and a bunch of friends partied at the Sheraton Crossroads in Mahwah,NJ.
I either lost a bet or was dared and then proceeded to lose the tuxedo, and stripped naked, I rode one elevator down from the 20th floor and then switched elevators in the crowded bar/LOBBY and rode another elevator back up.

Big deal. If the elevator stopped for people to get on at anypoint, I would have been concerned, but I lucked out. Although, I have nothing besides being naked I would have been ashamed of. And everyone didnt have digital and cel phone cameras back then

10 at night, I ran naked from my friend's house to the local pool and took a nightly skinny dip, just so I could get my clothes back.

Why am I willing to bet that all the posts here are from guys?

Not since I reached puberty have I been in public completely naked, I have always worn at least a tie. Given the current configurtion of my body, I consider the minmum legally permissable to be a serious affront to decency and a shirt and trousers are the absolut minimum (my legs if exposed would blind people with thier whiteness, my pelt is thick enough that I risk being mistaken for an animal and so on).

Not since I reached puberty have I been in public completely naked, I have always worn at least a tie. Given the current configurtion of my body, I consider the minmum legally permissable to be a serious affront to decency and a shirt and trousers are the absolut minimum (my legs if exposed would blind people with thier whiteness, my pelt is thick enough that I risk being mistaken for an animal and so on).

That is hilarious...

I share your pale complexion my friend. This summer I burned after being outside for 5 minutes.

well here is what happened last week

I was getting changed in those changing room thingy's at the beach whilst I was singing and dancing to "I'm every woman" but when I was changed I noticed a cold breeze so I turned round......to see the glaring eyes of about 50 people who had just watched me.....some complete @hole had opened the doors :mad:

well here is what happened last week

I was getting changed in those changing room thingy's at the beach whilst I was singing and dancing to "I'm every woman" but when I was changed I noticed a cold breeze so I turned round......to see the glaring eyes of about 50 people who had just watched me.....some complete @hole had opened the doors :mad:


Reason # 2567 not to sing Whitney Houston in public...or was the naked the embarassing part?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Next!

Well, there was this one particularly drunken time in a bars bathroom...

I used to work as a security guard, guarding a group of abandoned buildings for insurance purposes. In general no-one really came up there but it was pretty open ground. One time, on a kind of dare from the girl I was seeing at the time, I did one of my rounds completly nude except for some shoes... it was about half a mile. I didn't even wear a tie... which was a strictly enforced regulation with that security guard agency I worked for. :eek:

I'd have probably ended up doing that at some point even if I hadn't been dared to... things got boring up there and you'd always be speculating about weird shit to do to pass the time. There are some other funny stories with my ex involving nudity and public indecency up there, but those are topics for another thread ;)

And that is reason #2567 why not to leave Ay-way somewhere unsupervised with some free time on his hands.

At camp last year, me and a friend nearly lost a bet that we would have to streak across our division in nothing but footwear of some kind and one sock. We barely scraped the card game and our two opponants had to do it. Everyone was at the division (about 80 guys) and there had been girls passing through. It was quite hilarious.

Been there done that.....

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Next!

Where's your story Bahamamamma?

Does being on a nudism beach count?

Does being on a nudism beach count?

Sure why not?

Before they built the subdivision around my house, I used to meditate nude...








on the roof.

Before they built the subdivision around my house, I used to meditate nude...








on the roof.

I hope you have a tiled roof. I'd hate to think of the crevices that might be entered by an asphalt shingled roof.

I drove home naked two nights ago because it was really late and I was afraid I'd fall asleep.

I guess it was so late, my reasoning left me too...

I drove home naked two nights ago because it was really late and I was afraid I'd fall asleep.

I guess it was so late, my reasoning left me too...
I'm not so sure about the last, if you didn't fall alseep it seems that your reasoning was functioning quite well.

I'm not so sure about the last, if you didn't fall alseep it seems that your reasoning was functioning quite well.
I was also singing at the top of my lungs with the window wide open... It was quite the sight to see... if you were driving on I-5 in Washington at 4:00 in the morning Wednesday night... you might have caught a glimpse
..

I drove home naked two nights ago because it was really late and I was afraid I'd fall asleep.

I guess it was so late, my reasoning left me too...
This is one of those instances where driving a VW Bus where I look down into peoples cars would have really worked out for me.

If I wasn't two states away and sound asleep.

This is one of those instances where driving a VW Bus where I look down into peoples cars would have really worked out for me.

If I wasn't two states away and sound asleep.
That is a shame... isn't it.

That is a shame... isn't it.
No one's naked for the nameless :(

Well, and I poke along too slow to catch more than a glimpse anyway.



And, I am on the internet-if I need nekked I'm a few clicks away (though in person still is better)

Where's your story Bahamamamma?


Too many to recount. I am a serial nudist, apparently. Last one, albeit pretty benign, was a few weeks ago. Skinny Dipping at a semi-public pool. I've been naked at the beach, at concert venues, in an amphitheater, on a roof, in the snow. You name it - I've probably been naked there.

(Now I feel dirty....)

When I was 15 or 16 I went to this academic workshop and had to live in an old military barrack. Their were communal bathrooms, separated by sex. My particular workshop left me with a couple of hours a day when everyone else was still in class. I took the opportunity to take a nice, long hot shower. On my way back to my room, I was carrying my clothes and shoes and couldn't keep my towel on. Just as I dropped my clothes and towel in a pile some guy comes around the corner. He took one look at me crouching near my stuff and turned and went back the way he came as fast as he could. God...it was embarrassing. Luckily I never saw him again the rest of the time I was there. Although looking back on it, I think he was as embarrassed as I was.

How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...

It's bad enough that some guys walk around without shirts. Please, cover up, no one wants to see your ugly bodies.

It's bad enough that some guys walk around without shirts. Please, cover up, no one wants to see your ugly bodies.
It’s liberating and empowering to be naked… plus most clothing (women’s) these days leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination

It's bad enough that some guys walk around without shirts. Please, cover up, no one wants to see your ugly bodies.
Just because you can't personally stomach it doesn't mean that they should all cover up all the time.

Many times. I'm the instigator of skinny-dipping at pool parties. :D

I know no shame.

Hmm...how public is public? There was one memorable cross-country car trip which I spent quite nude after much begging from my then-boyfriend. Passing big trucks was NOT fun.

And for that matter, how nude is nude? I've changed clothing in coed settings a few times, but I doubt anyone ever saw any extremely naughty bits of me.

It's bad enough that some guys walk around without shirts. Please, cover up, no one wants to see your ugly bodies.
Ugh! This is one of the few things that upsets my femmenist side! Maybe it's because I live on a beach, but guys are always going around without their tops on, and it's either unfair, or just plain gross!
Even at school, yesterday two guys stroll in late to class...shirtless! The teacher didn't even care... if that had been me I would've been sent to jail!...and probably gotten detention...not to mention the community service hours...
I know most guys say something on the lines of 'well I wouldn't mind if girls were allowed to go shirtless ;) lolz!' And that just makes me more confused... :(

It's a messed up society, live with it.

Can't say that I have; unless you get me really, really drunk, then I'm pretty uptight about my body. I practically shower in a 3-piece suit.

I've been skinny dipping several times, topless in public a couple times, and completely naked once(at a party).

Does flashing count? If it does I've been topless in public several times, and bottomless a few.

I would be naked 24/7 if I could. As it is, I just wear as little as possible at home (nothing, if my family isn't home), but I actually dress rather conservatively out in public. I get enough unwelcome attention fully clothed, so while I would love it, I think I'll wait until public nudity becomes a little more main-stream before I do it...
But I really do get the urge to whip my top off whenever guys are walking around topless downtown. It's just not fair that they can do it without social censure when I can't. :( It's legal here, too, but I have yet to see a woman exercising her "right" to risk being groped on a street corner.

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Hell Yea.
"were Going Streaking"

Well, public nudity is forbidden here and I've never been naked in public except on the nudity beach, which is 50 meters away :)
But I really feel more comfortable when naked, if it was allowed and common I'd do it all the time. I don't really like to be seen, though.
At least, I go barefeet till the temperature reaches 0°C.

I would be naked 24/7 if I could. As it is, I just wear as little as possible at home (nothing, if my family isn't home), but I actually dress rather conservatively out in public. I get enough unwelcome attention fully clothed, so while I would love it, I think I'll wait until public nudity becomes a little more main-stream before I do it...
But I really do get the urge to whip my top off whenever guys are walking around topless downtown. It's just not fair that they can do it without social censure when I can't. :( It's legal here, too, but I have yet to see a woman exercising her "right" to risk being groped on a street corner.
Ditto, except the part about dressing consevatively in public. One woman walks around town alot topless, sometimes I see 19-23 year olds driving there jeeps topless (never seen it in a regular car though). Its legal to be topless here and I have done it a few times, I usually have a shirt handy. I would do it more if other girls did too.

I honesty don't think I ever have...

I've been naked at a few parties. Had a roommate throw me naked out of a hotel room once, too, but that's about it.

I honesty don't think I ever have...
Actually that's nopt entirely true. Once during drama a friend of mine was convinced I was "bigger" then another student and much to the concern of a number of passing students her and another girl proceeded to assualt our pants. Thankfully... It was a warm day... ;)

Just because you can't personally stomach it doesn't mean that they should all cover up all the time.
I dunno, I kinda think one should - at least when out in public. Mind you I rather enjoy seeing a nice healthy body, but those are rather rare and far too often it is people with far too much flesh who are exposing too much flesh. Admittedly it is a cultural thing and there are those who find a belly rolling over a belt-buckle to be attractive but everyday politeness demands that when in public one behave and dress in a way so as not to offend the most offendable of the public.

I dunno, I kinda think one should - at least when out in public. Mind you I rather enjoy seeing a nice healthy body, but those are rather rare and far too often it is people with far too much flesh who are exposing too much flesh. Admittedly it is a cultural thing and there are those who find a belly rolling over a belt-buckle to be attractive but everyday politeness demands that when in public one behave and dress in a way so as not to offend the most offendable of the public.

There are a few pluses and minuses here. I've noticed that a lot of people near where I live wear clothes that overexpose to biegin with. This just calls attention to the "offensive flech and fat".

So perhaps if they were naked, they'd take more pride in their appearance and actually try to get fit. While I like to go naked in public, and private, I'm sure some would find me doing so less than attractive. But I try. Heck...I'm naked at the moment...but in private.

Can't say that I have; unless you get me really, really drunk, then I'm pretty uptight about my body. I practically shower in a 3-piece suit. Same here, except I've never been really really drunk, and I shower normally. I don't want anyone to see me naked or even half naked! (English reserve I fear)

Same here, except I've never been really really drunk, and I shower normally. I don't want anyone to see me naked or even half naked! (English reserve I fear)

You can't blame it on "English reserve". I went to college with a guy who was english and did his entire radio show naked while inviting people down to visit him.

:fluffle: My wife and I live in an apartment complex and it is a regular thing for us to go to the pool n get naked.

You can't blame it on "English reserve". I went to college with a guy who was english and did his entire radio show naked while inviting people down to visit him. Fine, I'll blame it on me being an uptight prude. Same thing, really.
My wife and I live in an apartment complex and it is a regular thing for us to go to the pool n get naked. Don't jump into water naked, it can damage your insides…

It's a criminal offence to be naked in public in Hong Kong.

Harsh?

It's a criminal offence to be naked AT HOME in Singapore. :D

It's a criminal offence to be naked in public in Hong Kong.

Harsh?

It's a criminal offence to be naked AT HOME in Singapore. :D Wha'? So… as long as you're wearing a sock, or a hat, you're fine, then?

Once this happened to me, when i was about 15:

I wanted to meet some friends at an open air bath, during quite a hot summer. So i went there, it was all really crowded. Eventually i found them, they already had found a nice place for their towels and wanted to get into the water...so i hurried up.

I went into a cabin, rid myself of my clothes, packed them up and started walking towards the place which they had occupied so place my towel there too...
It was quite a long walk, about 100 metres from the cabin to the place on the lawn. At about half the distance i noticed that most people on the totally crowded lawn stopped talking when i walked past them, and they somehow avoided eye contact.
Then i noticed that in the hurry i had forgotten to put on my bathing trunks...

Wha'? So… as long as you're wearing a sock, or a hat, you're fine, then?

I guess so. If you can tie up your sock and your hat so that cover your privates, technically you aren't naked. You are welcome to try. Our coffers need money. :D

Don't jump into water naked, it can damage your insides…

This is what we call a control myth. That really isn't true as people have been doing it for centuries and reamain unharmed. Yet people are told this to think it's dangerous and therefore remain clothed.

I guess so. If you can tie up your sock and your hat so that cover your privates, technically you aren't naked. You are welcome to try. Our coffers need money. :D Yeah, but… there are times when it is preferable to be naked… I do not wish to go into detail…

Yeah, but… there are times when it is preferable to be naked… I do not wish to go into detail…

Lol!

No.

Yes, when I go camping, I bathe in the nude. Also, when I played water polo my teammates and I became extremely comfortable with our bodies, so on occasion when we would deck change, someone would change without a towel. :eek:

While @ Burning Man I was nekkid in front of thousands of people. Something I reccomend...it really helps dispell any negative issues you have about your body image.

I ate a bull naked once. Not a whole one, just its legs: that made me feel very ill so I decided its best not eat naked bull again.

I havn't





yet, it's only a matter of time before everyone get's to see my three and a half inches :p

I havn't





yet, it's only a matter of time before everyone get's to see my three and a half inches :p Now this anxiety is something women don't suffer from, but pretty much all males do.

Now this anxiety is something women don't suffer from, but pretty much all males do.

what anxiety?

what anxiety? The anxiety you were joking about. :p

The anxiety you were joking about. :p

no sorry, i'm not quite sure i follow

no sorry, i'm not quite sure i follow The one about three and a half inches… never mind…

The one about three and a half inches… never mind…

ah right, thats not anxiety, thats honesty

ah right, thats not anxiety, thats honesty

At least you are comfortable then. Always go metric if you feel inadequate though. 15cm sounds better than 6 inches.

no im good, Imperial is funnier

At least you are comfortable then. Always go metric if you feel inadequate though. 15cm sounds better than 6 inches. Is 6 inches inadequate? I think not, otherwise men would have to have even bigger trousers…

Is 6 inches inadequate? I think not, otherwise men would have to have even bigger trousers…

My trousers are normal sized. I thought I was average.

My trousers are normal sized. I thought I was average. 6 inches looks fecking huge on a ruler. (I just went and found a ruler, and looked to see how far along the 6" mark was)

my boyfriend ran around our street in his boxers with one of our mates..then my bf screamed and ran around shouting he just kissed me!! very strange

6 inches looks fecking huge on a ruler. (I just went and found a ruler, and looked to see how far along the 6" mark was)


I never thought of it as huge. I guess I never thought about before. Now you have me looking at a damn ruler!

Ummm...I don't know what to say. What is average then?

I never thought of it as huge. I guess I never thought about before. Now you have me looking at a damn ruler!

Ummm...I don't know what to say. What is average then? How am I supposed to know? I don't make a habit of examining male genitals!
*examines ruler again* well 6" goes outside my trousers alright.

i've mooned people before, just the other week there were these two girls kept saying "dare you to moonie!" To this dude who, so then i goes "fuck it, i'll moon." so i did, safe to say everyone was freaked out for a bit.

How am I supposed to know? I don't make a habit of examining male genitals!
*examines ruler again* well 6" goes outside my trousers alright.
maybe your pants are too tight? I've never had a clothing issue. Even in times of excitement.

According to the doctors, 10 cm is considered normal. That's roughly 3.9 inches.

i've mooned people before, just the other week there were these two girls kept saying "dare you to moonie!" To this dude who, so then i goes "fuck it, i'll moon." so i did, safe to say everyone was freaked out for a bit.

I once was drunk and this girl in another car licked the glass all sexy like...so I bulldog mooned her...

According to the doctors, 10 cm is considered normal. That's roughly 3.9 inches.

Thanks forthe info!! I guess I'm a little above average. Which is good because I'm not very tall.

maybe your pants are too tight? I've never had a clothing issue. Even in times of excitement. I don't tend to have clothing issues at all when it comes to trousers… okay, well my last pair of school trousers were way too short… actually, the ones I'm wearing right now used to feel very tight, and now they don't. How odd.

I don't tend to have clothing issues at all when it comes to trousers… okay, well my last pair of school trousers were way too short… actually, the ones I'm wearing right now used to feel very tight, and now they don't. How odd.


Perhaps the hot summer has caused you to lose weight. Or you broke them in.

Either way...

Perhaps the hot summer has caused you to lose weight. Or you broke them in.

Either way... If I lose weight any more, I'll be invisible.

If I lose weight any more, I'll be invisible.

you sound a lot like me when I was 16...5'7" 120lbs. I was that size til I turned 21.

you sound a lot like me when I was 16...5'7" 120lbs. I was that size til I turned 21. I'm terrible at Imperial measurements… I know I'm 7 stone and aound 5'4", though, with 28" waist.

I'm terrible at Imperial measurements… I know I'm 7 stone and aound 5'4", though, with 28" waist.

No idea what 7 stone means...

But we are detracting from the wacky stories of nudity in this thread.

FOCUS LISKEINLAND!!

No idea what 7 stone means...

But we are detracting from the wacky stories of nudity in this thread.

FOCUS LISKEINLAND!! I'm keeping my clothes on thank you very much!

And 7 stone is very light, 47.5 kilos.

How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...
Define public.

I've gone skinny-dipping in an apartment complex pool before, but it was 2:00 in the morning, and I've dropped trow in New Orleans at Mardi Gras before.

Define public.

I've gone skinny-dipping in an apartment complex pool before, but it was 2:00 in the morning, and I've dropped trow in New Orleans at Mardi Gras before.

Skinny-dipping in a pool that isn't just yours counts. Mardi Gras doesn't.

I've done pools and nudie-beaches, plus I once streaked down a street with my string in hand screaming *they're here, they're here!* needless to say, I was slightly intoxicated...

I never thought of it as huge. I guess I never thought about before. Now you have me looking at a damn ruler!

Ummm...I don't know what to say. What is average then?

According to the most accurate study ever taken, the average size is 6".

And no, I haven't ever engaged in public nudity: British prudieness* again.

*Is that a word?

According to the most accurate study ever taken, the average size is 6".

And no, I haven't ever engaged in public nudity: British prudieness* again.

*Is that a word? What is the most accurate study ever taken? 'Cos 6" is rather… large.

I've done pools and nudie-beaches, plus I once streaked down a street with my string in hand screaming *they're here, they're here!* needless to say, I was slightly intoxicated...

Two questions...

What string? And Who was here?

What is the most accurate study ever taken? 'Cos 6" is rather… large.

I actually believe that 5 and 1/2 inches is average when erect of course... At least I have never been with a guy smaller than that... I really do think that in an erected state... 5 and 1/2 is average and quite decent..

I actually believe that 5 and 1/2 inches is average when erect of course... At least I have never been with a guy smaller than that... I really do think that in an erected state... 5 and 1/2 is average and quite decent.. Measuring has always struck me as ever so slightly Adrian Mole…

Measuring has always struck me as ever so slightly Adrian Mole…


I have no idea who that is.

But I measured in my younger more curious days...both erect and flaccid.

6" flaccid. I'll leave it at that. I'm very scientific and I HAD to know.

I have no idea who that is.

But I measured in my younger more curious days...both erect and flaccid.

6" flaccid. I'll leave it at that. I'm very scientific and I HAD to know. Flaccid????? What's it erect, 9 inches?
greeks…

How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...

Never, I dont need to be Harpooned on Main Street. :eek:

Flaccid????? What's it erect, 9 inches?
greeks…

8 and a half.

And I'm not greek. I'm Irish (American).

8 and a half.

And I'm not greek. I'm Irish (American). I can tell you're not Greek, their ancient statues had tiny genitals.
8 and… will not comment.

I can tell you're not Greek, their ancient statues had tiny genitals.
8 and… will not comment.

LOL...I think the statues were made in such a way as to point out that carving the penis in marble isn't easy.

I actually believe that 5 and 1/2 inches is average when erect of course... At least I have never been with a guy smaller than that... I really do think that in an erected state... 5 and 1/2 is average and quite decent..

5 1/2 inches erect is average ("normal" falls within a much wider range of sizes). And as the penis is very elastic, for some guys that 5 1/2 can be just slightly smaller when flacid (called a "show-er") or shrink down to the size of a peanut when flacid (called a "grower"). Environmental conditions can also have an effect on size when flacid. You can never really know how big a guy is erect by how big or small he is flacid. Just a little trivia for you.

8 and a half.

And I'm not greek. I'm Irish (American).


How you doin'? ;) *lol*

How you doin'? ;) *lol*

Good. You?
;)

Good. You?
;)

Better now. ;)

You *DO* realize I'm a guy don't you?

Better now. ;)

You *DO* realize I'm a guy don't you?

Sure. I was just being freindly.

Sure. I was just being freindly.

Cool.

But be careful. Being friendly while waving your peins in a public forum could get you some...um...unwanted attention. *lol*

I think this thread has strayed a bit off topic. In response to the OPs original question, nope. I went to a clothing optional beach once. But I chickened out when it came time to drop trow.

Cool.

But be careful. Being friendly while waving your peins in a public forum could get you some...um...unwanted attention. *lol*

I think this thread has strayed a bit off topic. In response to the OPs original question, nope. I went to a clothing optional beach once. But I chickened out when it came time to drop trow.

I was the OP.

Anyway...I did the nude beach thing in Martha's Vineyard once also. Being rather fair of skin though, this was a bad choice. I burned. It was painful. And peeling skin in certain places SUCKS.

I was the OP.

Anyway...I did the nude beach thing in Martha's Vineyard once also. Being rather fair of skin though, this was a bad choice. I burned. It was painful. And peeling skin in certain places SUCKS. Hmm… UV circumcision… could catch on…

I was the OP.

Anyway...I did the nude beach thing in Martha's Vineyard once also. Being rather fair of skin though, this was a bad choice. I burned. It was painful. And peeling skin in certain places SUCKS.

I have a couple of friends who are nudists. They tell me that applying sunscreen with a UVP of atleast 45 to the genitals is a must. It's the first thing all new nudists learn. One way or the other.

I have a couple of friends who are nudists. They tell me that applying sunscreen with a UVP of atleast 45 to the genitals is a must. It's the first thing all new nudists learn. One way or the other.

you couldn't have brought this up 10 years ago?

I've skinny-dipped and been to a nude beach once.

you couldn't have brought this up 10 years ago?

*lol*

Nope. While my nude beach experience was a couple of years before yours, I only recently met my nudist friends. Just as well I didn't drop trow at the beach. I probably would have suffered horribly afterwards.

*lol*

Nope. While my nude beach experience was a couple of years before yours, I only recently met my nudist friends. Just as well I didn't drop trow at the beach. I probably would have suffered horribly afterwards.

You have no idea!

It’s liberating and empowering to be naked… plus most clothing (women’s) these days leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination

suddenly I want to hang out with pencil heh

I think the problem with women's clothing leaving little to the imagination is, again, not every women can get away with that. I was at the store the other day and this obese woman had on one of those shirts that shows the middle. And she had a lot of middle.

I'd rather she be naked because she looked like someone had gotten her into the clothes using a shoe horn of some kind.

I've been naked in the pool in our backyard twice now in one week

I've been naked in the pool in our backyard twice now in one week

That doesn't count. It's your backyard. And if it's like where I live you have to have at least a 4 foot fence if you have a pool.

That's not public! :)

I predict LG will soon arrive and top you all. I just know it.

Sorry I'm late. DId I miss anything good?

Well, while I read up let me just say that I was naked in public yesterday. I chased a squirrel away from a birdfeeder. Hehehe. :)

well here is what happened last week

I was getting changed in those changing room thingy's at the beach whilst I was singing and dancing to "I'm every woman" but when I was changed I noticed a cold breeze so I turned round......to see the glaring eyes of about 50 people who had just watched me.....some complete @hole had opened the doors :mad:

And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! :(

That doesn't count. It's your backyard. And if it's like where I live you have to have at least a 4 foot fence if you have a pool.

That's not public! :)
there were two other naked guys..... *hopeful*

Okay, to answer your question, yes. I've been naked in public many times.

I've been picked up by police for it once. Never arrested.

One of my favorite things to do is to annoy my friends by visiting their place of employ in the buff. The best of these was on the opening day of a new restaurant a friend of mine was head chef in. Fun. :)

In college, I was one of the head organizers for the first annual(and due to circumstances I will get into momentarily, LAST annual) 100 moon salute. In which 100 of us stood just inside the entrance to the campus on freshman admissions day with our trousers down and mooned every car that entered the campus. Apparently, somebody called the campus police and we were sent on our way. Something about 'poor first impressions'. :( Personally, I thought it was a very accurate first impression. :)

I'e showed up to parties naked... weddings... a funeral... a military physical... and more than my share of school functions. :)

Okay, to answer your question, yes. I've been naked in public many times.

I've been picked up by police for it once. Never arrested.

One of my favorite things to do is to annoy my friends by visiting their place of employ in the buff. The best of these was on the opening day of a new restaurant a friend of mine was head chef in. Fun. :)

In college, I was one of the head organizers for the first annual(and due to circumstances I will get into momentarily, LAST annual) 100 moon salute. In which 100 of us stood just inside the entrance to the campus on freshman admissions day with our trousers down and mooned every car that entered the campus. Apparently, somebody called the campus police and we were sent on our way. Something about 'poor first impressions'. :( Personally, I thought it was a very accurate first impression. :)

I'e showed up to parties naked... weddings... a funeral... a military physical... and more than my share of school functions. :)
I love you LG :fluffle:

i've spent a fair share of time in the nude in large groups of people. not large groups of nude people, they were all fully clothed except for one other person. something about the people around here not liking it. and i don't like them. so i try and spend a lot of time drunk, naked, and stealing their alcohol. always works for a shock.

there were two other naked guys..... *hopeful*

While that is interesting...no...unless all three of you were walking down the street naked prior to swimming in the pool, sorry, it doesn't qualify as being naked in public.

i've spent a fair share of time in the nude in large groups of people. not large groups of nude people, they were all fully clothed except for one other person. something about the people around here not liking it. and i don't like them. so i try and spend a lot of time drunk, naked, and stealing their alcohol. always works for a shock.

Amen, brother. :)

hmmmmm... once I was giong commando, was wearing some very baggy jeans ( I forgot I had no underwear, I forget alot) and my pants fell down for a few seconds when I was in the street infront of a restaraunt. Hopefully no one saw me :eek: but i sincerly doubt it, I ran home and put some pants on and ever since that day I never walk down that street ever again. :D

i've spent a fair share of time in the nude in large groups of people. not large groups of nude people, they were all fully clothed except for one other person. something about the people around here not liking it. and i don't like them. so i try and spend a lot of time drunk, naked, and stealing their alcohol. always works for a shock.

I was cool with this until you got to stealing the alcohol. That's just not cool. I know, having been a drunk naked guy before, how easy it is to get free alcohol at that point in time.

I was cool with this until you got to stealing the alcohol. That's just not cool. I know, having been a drunk naked guy before, how easy it is to get free alcohol at that point in time.

errrrrrrr... drunk naked guy.

errrrrrrr... drunk naked guy.

Every male should be a drunk naked guy at least once. *nod*

Every male should be a drunk naked guy at least once. *nod*

hey, ur spooking me out.

Every male should be a drunk naked guy at least once. *nod*

...a month

...a month

bit too often for my liking

While that is interesting...no...unless all three of you were walking down the street naked prior to swimming in the pool, sorry, it doesn't qualify as being naked in public.
And then two female cops were at the door and I almost opened naked..... :eek:

And then two female cops were at the door and I almost opened naked..... :eek:

Bingo...now you are close enough to be considered naked in public. Although it would have been better had you opened the door and said something along the lines of..."Oh...you must be looking for your nightstick..."

When, I was younger I was naked at friends house, we were all naked... I forget how that started..... or maybe we were in our underwear... so long ago... (mind you I was like 5 or 6 and we were kids) Little kids do the darndest things :p

Bingo...now you are close enough to be considered naked in public. Although it would have been better had you opened the door and said something along the lines of..."Oh...you must be looking for your nightstick..."
"oh...come on...... PLEASE search me"

Bingo...now you are close enough to be considered naked in public. Although it would have been better had you opened the door and said something along the lines of..."Oh...you must be looking for your nightstick..."

"Did you bring the chocolate sauce?" :)

I am a frequent visitor to nude beaches...I just love being naked!

...my nation's motto is "Naked is Beautiful!" ;)

Well there was this one time in high school at a friend's slumber party where a couple of us were dared to run out and jump on the neighbour's trampoline in the buff, which we did. I don't know if that would be considered public enough, though, but it made for a hilarious show for anyone who was watching.

Well there was this one time in high school at a friend's slumber party where a couple of us were dared to run out and jump on the neighbour's trampoline in the buff, which we did. I don't know if that would be considered public enough, though, but it made for a hilarious show for anyone who was watching.

Sorry I missed that...

Thats what all the guys say :P err, wait, you are a guy right?

Thats what all the guys say :P err, wait, you are a guy right?

I think so *looks down*...yup...still a guy... ;)

You had to check to be sure? ;)

You had to check to be sure? ;)

Well...were you gonna check? ;)

Much to my surprise I have never really been naked in public. I kind of want to, but it's against the law where I live.

Ok, I did change a few times on beaches, but that was in Europe and other places where nobody really minds (and besides I was about 10 years old anyway).

Much to my surprise I have never really been naked in public. I kind of want to, but it's against the law where I live.

Ok, I did change a few times on beaches, but that was in Europe and other places where nobody really minds (and besides I was about 10 years old anyway).

I think this is really more a question for Americans as it's such a "taboo" to be publicly naked.

Naked bump.

Two questions...

What string? And Who was here?

My G-string.. and my underwear was here *ie over my head as opposed to on my bottom*

It made sense at the time

My G-string.. and my underwear was here *ie over my head as opposed to on my bottom*

It made sense at the time

I'm sure it did...and I bet it was fun...for those watching...

I have. Several times, even :D


...not half as much fun as it sounds like, though...
it's called 'paddling' and when you're out in the middle of nowhere all wet after a paddling trip there usually aren't too many changing rooms around.
...I particularily remember one week in early April in France, when we thought the weather would be nice, so we decided to go on a week long canoeing trip. ...I guess we were misinformed, because it started snowing the first night we were there.
I can honestly say that being naked in the snow is not all that romantic ;)

I spent the last two weekends at a nudist retreat. Good times!!!! :)

I have. Several times, even :D


...not half as much fun as it sounds like, though...
it's called 'paddling' and when you're out in the middle of nowhere all wet after a paddling trip there usually aren't too many changing rooms around.
...I particularily remember one week in early April in France, when we thought the weather would be nice, so we decided to go on a week long canoeing trip. ...I guess we were misinformed, because it started snowing the first night we were there.
I can honestly say that being naked in the snow is not all that romantic ;)
*shivers*







*... timbers*

I spent the last two weekends at a nudist retreat. Good times!!!! :)

See now I heard that most nudist retreats are old fat guys hoping for a naked chick here and there...

Any truth to that?

Not much, partly because entrance to a lot of the places is quite strictly controlled. That said, there are some places... And yes, old fat guys are the norm. But don't let that put you off. :)

I have been a drunk, naked guy once, I'd jsut got back from clubbing, collapsed in bed (I sleep nude), then got bored, and got up again to see if anyone was around (this was in uni accomodation living with 20 other people). They weren't, fortunately for them.

I have also done a couple of late night streaks, and visited nude beaches a few times (I particularly recommend the ones in Europe).

However, mainly because of the people I've been hanging around with (the "Look, boobies!" type of immaturity, you know what I mean), I haven't had naked adventures as often as I might've liked.... :p

I did hear a story once about a guy at my college, when it snowed, he and his gf went out onto the golf course at the back to do naked snow angels. The news reached the student bar before they did... (although they did get a cheer when they got back there lol).

See now I heard that most nudist retreats are old fat guys hoping for a naked chick here and there...

Any truth to that?

Nope, that is untrue. There are people of all different body types and ages who attend the camps.

Nope, that is untrue. There are people of all different body types and ages who attend the camps.

Maybe I'll have to check that out. I sometimes have a problem keeping my clothing on.

One ritual during larping is called "Nacktbier", naked beer. The participants form a circle, drop their pants and undies and quaff a beer, and sing a bawdy or drinking song or two. Its big fun, even if the girls refuse taking off just the upper part on a regular basis. :D

i wear kilts a lot, and having no shame, it's always out there... its just so easy to flash or tuck up a kilt and run aound with everything flappin in the breeze.... i seem to be kicked out of malls alot

Ummm... on the record, none.

The rest is hush hush...

i wear kilts a lot, and having no shame, it's always out there... its just so easy to flash or tuck up a kilt and run aound with everything flappin in the breeze.... i seem to be kicked out of malls alot

My brother is trying to research to find out what our family kilt is...if we even have one.

Ummm... on the record, none.

The rest is hush hush...
Don't be ashamed. It's happened to nearly everyone who posted on this thread. :D

Maybe I'll have to check that out. I sometimes have a problem keeping my clothing on.

Yeah, going to them is one of the best things that has happened to me. You can't beat the feeling of freedom, usually good company, and a extreamly relaxing atmosphere. I would recommend it to anyone.

According to the doctors, 10 cm is considered normal. That's roughly 3.9 inches.ACK!
Who are these "normal" guys, and where do they live? Must not be near me; I've only encountered a few of those, and I was less than pleased.

How many people have ever run through/been in public naked?

Not necessarily in a sexual way, just naked...

I admit to have ONCE gone to nude beach. It wasn't my idea and I was basically dragged along kicking and screaming. It was embarassing. All these buff tanned people and little ol' me although I do have a very good body my skin is fishbelly white and very sensitive to sunlight. A sunburnt penis is no fun at all. :(

Just last weekend (labour day weekend), I was arrested for having sex on a bench in the garden of a church. It was private property, and late at night, so I hardly consider it to be public... But I did start yelling at the cops who busted us before I had my clothes back on.
In the end, I was only charged with public intoxication and drinking under 19 (less than $200 in fines), but technically, they could have charged me with public fornication (or indecent exposure or whatever they call it, but having sex in public is illegal, I'm sure), verbally assaulting an officer of the law, resisiting arrest, physically assaulting an officer, noise violations (or disturbing the peace or whatever), public intoxication, and underaged drinking. Several of those are criminal charges, so I guess I should count my blessings that I got off, but I'm still not a happy girl.
The experience was fun enough, though, and it makes for a good story (though I can't tell most of the people I know/work with/go to school with etc.).
Good times.
This story actually slipped my mind, believe it or not, and it was another post that reminded me of it. :eek:

Not since I was about 5-ish. Back then, I was a habitual nudist. Now, I have trouble wearing shorts or tee-shirts in public. If you can see more then my hands and face, I feel naked.

Just last weekend (labour day weekend), I was arrested for having sex on a bench in the garden of a church. It was private property, and late at night, so I hardly consider it to be public... But I did start yelling at the cops who busted us before I had my clothes back on.
In the end, I was only charged with public intoxication and drinking under 19 (less than $200 in fines), but technically, they could have charged me with public fornication (or indecent exposure or whatever they call it, but having sex in public is illegal, I'm sure), verbally assaulting an officer of the law, resisiting arrest, physically assaulting an officer, noise violations (or disturbing the peace or whatever), public intoxication, and underaged drinking. Several of those are criminal charges, so I guess I should count my blessings that I got off, but I'm still not a happy girl.
The experience was fun enough, though, and it makes for a good story (though I can't tell most of the people I know/work with/go to school with etc.).
Good times.
This story actually slipped my mind, believe it or not, and it was another post that reminded me of it. :eek:


Now how exactly do you forget a story like that? And how did it just so happen that it took place in a church garden and you thought you'd get away with that? I'm sure the priest/pastor had a good rub-off though before callign the cops.

Not since I was about 5-ish. Back then, I was a habitual nudist. Now, I have trouble wearing shorts or tee-shirts in public. If you can see more then my hands and face, I feel naked.

If this isn't a statement that says I need public naked therapy I don't know what is. Maybe you should take baby steps...like wearing nothing but undies at home. Then move up to naked at home. Then go out and get blasted and take of your shirt. It really is fun, if you can get away with it.

If you can't even wear shorts and t-shirts, you may want to seriously think of what it is you are trying to hide. It's more than likely something other than skin.

Now how exactly do you forget a story like that? And how did it just so happen that it took place in a church garden and you thought you'd get away with that? I'm sure the priest/pastor had a good rub-off though before callign the cops.I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Catholic church, and I don't know of any other religions where the priest actually lives in the church... Aside from that, it was 2 am. What kind of creepy priest wanders the grounds in the wee hours?
I think it was probably noise complaints that got us busted. We were in a really residential area... Yeah. I guess all that really matters is that I ended up in cuffs. How I got there... That's a story for someone who was sober that night to tell.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Catholic church, and I don't know of any other religions where the priest actually lives in the church... Aside from that, it was 2 am. What kind of creepy priest wanders the grounds in the wee hours?
I think it was probably noise complaints that got us busted. We were in a really residential area... Yeah. I guess all that really matters is that I ended up in cuffs. How I got there... That's a story for someone who was sober that night to tell.

Who said it was the priest for that church?

Were you loud because you were bumping or because you were wasted?

I'm naked now, being naked rocks :)

Sadly i havn't been naked in public, small countryside villages and market towns arn't really the places to be naked, plus my work invloves the police so not a good idea..like being naked at home tho.

Wait..just remembered, having sex with my girlfriend in my car, and we see lights, i drive about a mile away, then stop to get my clothes back on(my gf is still nude).Then my bloody car alarm goes off and wont stop, so i pop the bonnet, and get out, wearing a condom and some socks, yeah i prob shoulda taken em off before...anyway, this bloody car come past and asks if i need any help, i say im alright an they drive off, weird....yet strangly liberating :) :)

seem to have killed this thread quite nicely:)

8 and a half.

And I'm not greek. I'm Irish (American).

*sidles over* How YOU doin'? ;)


(Whoa. This thread's still alive? Yeesh. Life gets the better of you for a few days and you come back and everything's come back!)


Also, there's a nudist camp near where my ex-boyfriend lives. Right on the lake. I've toyed with the idea of going there some time, now that I'm old enough.

Just last weekend (labour day weekend), I was arrested for having sex on a bench in the garden of a church. It was private property, and late at night, so I hardly consider it to be public... But I did start yelling at the cops who busted us before I had my clothes back on.
In the end, I was only charged with public intoxication and drinking under 19 (less than $200 in fines), but technically, they could have charged me with public fornication (or indecent exposure or whatever they call it, but having sex in public is illegal, I'm sure), verbally assaulting an officer of the law, resisiting arrest, physically assaulting an officer, noise violations (or disturbing the peace or whatever), public intoxication, and underaged drinking. Several of those are criminal charges, so I guess I should count my blessings that I got off, but I'm still not a happy girl.
The experience was fun enough, though, and it makes for a good story (though I can't tell most of the people I know/work with/go to school with etc.).
Good times.
This story actually slipped my mind, believe it or not, and it was another post that reminded me of it. :eek:


That's the greatest story ever.

I'm naked now, being naked rocks :)

Sadly i havn't been naked in public, small countryside villages and market towns arn't really the places to be naked, plus my work invloves the police so not a good idea..like being naked at home tho.

Wait..just remembered, having sex with my girlfriend in my car, and we see lights, i drive about a mile away, then stop to get my clothes back on(my gf is still nude).Then my bloody car alarm goes off and wont stop, so i pop the bonnet, and get out, wearing a condom and some socks, yeah i prob shoulda taken em off before...anyway, this bloody car come past and asks if i need any help, i say im alright an they drive off, weird....yet strangly liberating :) :)
That is an LG-worthy experience, IMNSHO.

Also, there's a nudist camp near where my ex-boyfriend lives. Right on the lake. I've toyed with the idea of going there some time, now that I'm old enough.

Try it! It is very relaxing!

I'm naked right now!

I've read this thread with interest and inspiration, hoping one day to follow in others liberating exploits. After a little while I realised I have been naked, I've done naked cliff jumping, lots of fun and of course sex on outdoor public property. I am happy with my body except for my whiteness with my tanned arms and pale chest. One day I'll streak naked, this school year its one of my goals.

I've read this thread with interest and inspiration, hoping one day to follow in others liberating exploits. After a little while I realised I have been naked, I've done naked cliff jumping, lots of fun and of course sex on outdoor public property. I am happy with my body except for my whiteness with my tanned arms and pale chest. One day I'll streak naked, this school year its one of my goals.


Ooh! We can be your support group!

*drools all over the thread*

Who said it was the priest for that church?

Were you loud because you were bumping or because you were wasted?I'm always pretty loud, but I try my best to be as quiet as possible. It takes a lot of effort though, and I really have to concentrate, and keep reminding myself to shut up. Only problem is, I enjoy myself way less when I think so much about if the neighbours can hear me. :(
But it's all good, and I'm used to it... Like I said, though, it takes quite a bit of restraint on my part, and when I'm drunk, I don't have very much of that.
So yeah, apparently I was loud. I don't remember being particularily loud, but the guy I was with tells me that I was, very much so.

That's the greatest story ever.The experience cost me several hundred dollars, so I'm glad.

Try it! It is very relaxing! Most people in Western societies have bodily anxieties below the surface and inbuilt inhibitions, so it would be quite hard to relax. Especially if you're male and quite young, with an… unpredictable body. ;)

Most people in Western societies have bodily anxieties below the surface and inbuilt inhibitions, so it would be quite hard to relax. Especially if you're male and quite young, with an… unpredictable body. ;)


Who says it's just guys who'd have a problem?

It'd be like:

"Neaness, are your inner thighs shiny or is it just me?"
Ummm... must be you! *scamper*