Allanea
26-08-2005, 12:33
WARNING: ALLANEA DOES NOT ENDORSE OR AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENTS OF THIS ARTICLE
"Patriotism For Dummies"
by Mike Magnum
Howdy folks.
You know, ole' Mike is about the flag-wavin'est SOB you're likely to meet. Old Glory flies proudly on the mast outside of the Gun Store and Liquor Emporium, waves majestically from my front porch. But there's nothing that bugs me worse than people who throw around the word patriotism while showing that they don't have a goll-durn clue what the word actually means.
For example, the last few years I've been seeing herds of mental midgets showing their "patriotism" by wearing flag-themed shirts, pants, shoes, ponchos, hats, conventional AND chastity belts, backpacks, fanny packs, overalls...heck my nephew's prom date showed up at the door with a dress made of the flag President Taft commissioned in 1912 and a matching do-rag modeled after the Betsy Ross original! Now you're probably saying to yourself "what wonderful god-fearing Americans," but there's just one little problem. Flag etiquette states, in no uncertain terms, that you are never, EVER supposed to wear the flag. No images of flags on t-shirts, no clothing made out of flags...nothing. Don't believe me? Ask the rules.
But say what you will about most of these hombres...at least they're well-intentioned for the most part. Sadly, there's a groups of rascals who are doing everything except flip lady liberty the bird while whizzin' on the constitution...and they're doing it to prove how patriotic they are! Talk about having your cake and eating it too...
Who are these punks who wrap their contempt for our American way of life up in the flag and claim they're doing their patriotic duty? Color me shocked, but it's the NRA crowd.
It all began when .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle maker Ronnie Barrett decided that he wasn't content just selling his big ole' guns to the military and law enforcement; he wanted to make sure that even suburban pigeon hunting enthusiasts and would be urban snipers had access to his battlefield weapons from sea to shining sea. Just another freedom loving capitalist looking to make a buck, and you know ole' Mike can sympathize with that. But when the LAPD got behind a new campaign to keep these bad boys off the civilian market in California, ole' Ronnie pitched the biggest fit I've seen since I took away Junior's .357 Magnum after he took pot shots at his sister. When the LAPD's boys in blue mailed Barrett a sniper rifle to repair-that they use for crime-fighting-he mailed them back a letter that showed all the emotional maturity and intellectual ability you'd expect from a five year old kid coming down from a sugar high. But don't take my word for it. Ronnie made his point abundantly clear:
Your department had sent one of your 82A1 rifles in to us for service. All of my knowledge in the use of my rifle in the field of law enforcement had been turned upside down by witnessing how your department used yours. Not to protect and serve, but for deception, photo opportunities, and to further an ill-conceived effort that may result in the use of LA taxpayer monies to wage losing political battles in Washington against civil liberties regarding gun ownership.
Please excuse my slow response on the repair service of the rifle. I am battling to what service I am repairing the rifle for. I will not sell, nor service, my rifles to those seeking to infringe upon the Constitution and the crystal clear rights it affords individuals to own firearms.
How do you like that! It's like Lockheed Martin telling the Air Force that if they don't let them sell F-16s to whatever eccentric billionaire has the bones to buy one they won't service the government's planes. Or Rocket Launcher manufacturers saying they won't sell them to the U.S.A. until there's one in every pot...take that Chicken! See for folks like me, who really love this country, we realize that we're not going to agree with everything that our government does. But that doesn't mean we show contempt for it. It doesn't mean we endanger police officers by not servicing their gear because they have the stones to disagree with us.
But the worst part is some folks are following ole' Ronnie's lead and mistaking patriotism for sedition. Like the folks at the Folsom Shooting Club.
Unhappy that the State of California passed a bill calling for the placement of serial numbers on bullets to give police officers another tool to help investigate gun crimes, the fine folks at Folsom could have addressed their concerns in another way. They could have voted for candidates who were against the measure. They could have held a rally opposing the bill. They could have camped out in front of the Capitol making their displeasure known. Never mind that this shooting range doesn't manufacture bullets, which sort of dampens the potential economic impact of the bill on them...it's their right to express their political beliefs. That's what America is all about!
Instead, they did their impersonation of Ronnie Barret and said that if law enforcement was going to have the audacity to try and improve their ability to enforce the law, they were going to grab all their toys and head home to cry. In a letter to the Attorney General of California the president of the club made his message abundantly clear.
"The Board of Directors of the Folsom Shooting Club (FSC) has directed me to advise you, in writing, that Department of Justice staff, while acting in their official capacity, are suspended from using the Sacramento Valley Shooting Center (SVSC). The FSC is concerned that your staff will further your efforts regarding AB 352 and SB 357 while using our facility."
That's right ladies and gentlemen. They don't want law enforcement using their shooting ranges to practice because they're afraid they'll simultaneously advance this crime prevention measure. Apparently the California Department of Justice has been holding most of their meetings on the bill at a shooting range. Don't they have an office for that? While I can't see the advantage of drafting and discussing legislation someplace where people are shooting incredibly loud firearms constantly, I guess those guys have more highly attuned hearing that yours truly.
Best of all, the gun industry's argument against the bill isn't so much that it would be ineffective, as it is that the bill would cost the gun industry money. Ole' Mike personally believes in law and order, and that can only be achieved when our boys in blue have the tools they need to fight crime effectively. And frankly, I trust the police to tell me what will help them lock up people who break the law a little bit more than I trust people with no law enforcement experience...but I guess I'm old fashioned that way. I learned that lesson the hard way when I had my dentist perform an appendectomy on me...
It's a disturbing trend folks. The same people who wrap their belief that every man, woman, and child should have the constitutional right to drive a tank down main street in the flag subvert the very democratic principles they argue provide that right! For the gun industry to hamstring our fine police officers because they think they know better than cops how crime should be solved isn't just stupid logic...it's border-line treason.
So if you're a real patriot, like Mike, do your part. Don't stand idly by while morons like Ronnie and his chums at the Folsom Shooting Club tell the government to go to hell while trying to pass themselves off as true patriots. True patriots support their country, the laws of the land, its military, and its law enforcement officers whether they agree with them all the time or not. True patriots recognize that if they don't like the direction the country is headed, they can change it. But more importantly, true patriots realize that there is a country chock full o' people who may or may not agree with them. They don't try and blackmail the government to get their way. Too bad the gun lobby has pumped the notion of patriotism so full of buckshot that it's virtually unrecognizable...
Until next time I remain your humble servant,
Mike Magnum
WARNING: ALLANEA DOES NOT ENDORSE OR AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENTS OF THIS ARTICLE
"Patriotism For Dummies"
by Mike Magnum
Howdy folks.
You know, ole' Mike is about the flag-wavin'est SOB you're likely to meet. Old Glory flies proudly on the mast outside of the Gun Store and Liquor Emporium, waves majestically from my front porch. But there's nothing that bugs me worse than people who throw around the word patriotism while showing that they don't have a goll-durn clue what the word actually means.
For example, the last few years I've been seeing herds of mental midgets showing their "patriotism" by wearing flag-themed shirts, pants, shoes, ponchos, hats, conventional AND chastity belts, backpacks, fanny packs, overalls...heck my nephew's prom date showed up at the door with a dress made of the flag President Taft commissioned in 1912 and a matching do-rag modeled after the Betsy Ross original! Now you're probably saying to yourself "what wonderful god-fearing Americans," but there's just one little problem. Flag etiquette states, in no uncertain terms, that you are never, EVER supposed to wear the flag. No images of flags on t-shirts, no clothing made out of flags...nothing. Don't believe me? Ask the rules.
But say what you will about most of these hombres...at least they're well-intentioned for the most part. Sadly, there's a groups of rascals who are doing everything except flip lady liberty the bird while whizzin' on the constitution...and they're doing it to prove how patriotic they are! Talk about having your cake and eating it too...
Who are these punks who wrap their contempt for our American way of life up in the flag and claim they're doing their patriotic duty? Color me shocked, but it's the NRA crowd.
It all began when .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle maker Ronnie Barrett decided that he wasn't content just selling his big ole' guns to the military and law enforcement; he wanted to make sure that even suburban pigeon hunting enthusiasts and would be urban snipers had access to his battlefield weapons from sea to shining sea. Just another freedom loving capitalist looking to make a buck, and you know ole' Mike can sympathize with that. But when the LAPD got behind a new campaign to keep these bad boys off the civilian market in California, ole' Ronnie pitched the biggest fit I've seen since I took away Junior's .357 Magnum after he took pot shots at his sister. When the LAPD's boys in blue mailed Barrett a sniper rifle to repair-that they use for crime-fighting-he mailed them back a letter that showed all the emotional maturity and intellectual ability you'd expect from a five year old kid coming down from a sugar high. But don't take my word for it. Ronnie made his point abundantly clear:
Your department had sent one of your 82A1 rifles in to us for service. All of my knowledge in the use of my rifle in the field of law enforcement had been turned upside down by witnessing how your department used yours. Not to protect and serve, but for deception, photo opportunities, and to further an ill-conceived effort that may result in the use of LA taxpayer monies to wage losing political battles in Washington against civil liberties regarding gun ownership.
Please excuse my slow response on the repair service of the rifle. I am battling to what service I am repairing the rifle for. I will not sell, nor service, my rifles to those seeking to infringe upon the Constitution and the crystal clear rights it affords individuals to own firearms.
How do you like that! It's like Lockheed Martin telling the Air Force that if they don't let them sell F-16s to whatever eccentric billionaire has the bones to buy one they won't service the government's planes. Or Rocket Launcher manufacturers saying they won't sell them to the U.S.A. until there's one in every pot...take that Chicken! See for folks like me, who really love this country, we realize that we're not going to agree with everything that our government does. But that doesn't mean we show contempt for it. It doesn't mean we endanger police officers by not servicing their gear because they have the stones to disagree with us.
But the worst part is some folks are following ole' Ronnie's lead and mistaking patriotism for sedition. Like the folks at the Folsom Shooting Club.
Unhappy that the State of California passed a bill calling for the placement of serial numbers on bullets to give police officers another tool to help investigate gun crimes, the fine folks at Folsom could have addressed their concerns in another way. They could have voted for candidates who were against the measure. They could have held a rally opposing the bill. They could have camped out in front of the Capitol making their displeasure known. Never mind that this shooting range doesn't manufacture bullets, which sort of dampens the potential economic impact of the bill on them...it's their right to express their political beliefs. That's what America is all about!
Instead, they did their impersonation of Ronnie Barret and said that if law enforcement was going to have the audacity to try and improve their ability to enforce the law, they were going to grab all their toys and head home to cry. In a letter to the Attorney General of California the president of the club made his message abundantly clear.
"The Board of Directors of the Folsom Shooting Club (FSC) has directed me to advise you, in writing, that Department of Justice staff, while acting in their official capacity, are suspended from using the Sacramento Valley Shooting Center (SVSC). The FSC is concerned that your staff will further your efforts regarding AB 352 and SB 357 while using our facility."
That's right ladies and gentlemen. They don't want law enforcement using their shooting ranges to practice because they're afraid they'll simultaneously advance this crime prevention measure. Apparently the California Department of Justice has been holding most of their meetings on the bill at a shooting range. Don't they have an office for that? While I can't see the advantage of drafting and discussing legislation someplace where people are shooting incredibly loud firearms constantly, I guess those guys have more highly attuned hearing that yours truly.
Best of all, the gun industry's argument against the bill isn't so much that it would be ineffective, as it is that the bill would cost the gun industry money. Ole' Mike personally believes in law and order, and that can only be achieved when our boys in blue have the tools they need to fight crime effectively. And frankly, I trust the police to tell me what will help them lock up people who break the law a little bit more than I trust people with no law enforcement experience...but I guess I'm old fashioned that way. I learned that lesson the hard way when I had my dentist perform an appendectomy on me...
It's a disturbing trend folks. The same people who wrap their belief that every man, woman, and child should have the constitutional right to drive a tank down main street in the flag subvert the very democratic principles they argue provide that right! For the gun industry to hamstring our fine police officers because they think they know better than cops how crime should be solved isn't just stupid logic...it's border-line treason.
So if you're a real patriot, like Mike, do your part. Don't stand idly by while morons like Ronnie and his chums at the Folsom Shooting Club tell the government to go to hell while trying to pass themselves off as true patriots. True patriots support their country, the laws of the land, its military, and its law enforcement officers whether they agree with them all the time or not. True patriots recognize that if they don't like the direction the country is headed, they can change it. But more importantly, true patriots realize that there is a country chock full o' people who may or may not agree with them. They don't try and blackmail the government to get their way. Too bad the gun lobby has pumped the notion of patriotism so full of buckshot that it's virtually unrecognizable...
Until next time I remain your humble servant,
Mike Magnum
WARNING: ALLANEA DOES NOT ENDORSE OR AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENTS OF THIS ARTICLE