NationStates Jolt Archive

...While showering I have decided I wanted to bring about the end of Earth. I'm not kidding. What's the appropriate smiley? ;)? :eek:? :confused:?

Or maybe I'm just really pissed off right now.

See, apparently we are just going to kill ourselves away slowly and painfully right? Well that's just not good killing ourselves slowly. So what's the alternative?

We won't be fixing ourselves up anytime soon. Or at least by the time I'm dead.

So I'll use every damn possible way to annihilate the planet and the moon.

Or...again...perhaps mixing anger and ambition is too dangerous a combination. Discuss whatever.

Yeah...how many people make it their ambition to bring about the Apocalypse?

TERRORIST!

:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

:p

TIN used to, when he was here... i wonder how he's getting on with that :confused:

me, my solution is a tad more peaceful... if only we could stop everyone being so greedy, stupid and petty maybe the world would stop killing itself slowly, like you say...

but blowing stuff up is fun ;)

*grabs random cat*

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!

*throws at Colodia*

>.>

Even if we do "kill ourselves slowly and painfully", it is by choice. We (as a generalization) do what we do to ourselves wilfully, with full awareness of the consequences. It falls on a few in charge to make such decisions for all of us, but we at the bottom of the chain are the ones who put them in charge.

Instead of taking it out on the whole planet, you could just buy a machine gun and hit the Mall... but I rather suggest picking up a pen and writing to your government representative to let him know how you feel about how those in charge are managing things. Every voice does count.
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Historian, 130 years from now, going through old digitized archives of letters to the representative...

Historian: Hey, look at this. You'll never believe who wrote this letter... lookie there, eh? Bet you didn't expect that... And this was YEARS before anybody even knew who he was! And look, he's got the right of it, how much man is damaging himself... you can tell how much he cares... and look, if you read it right, he even proposes the seeds of the Colodia Solution 20 years before it was invented! Remarkable... I still wonder where he came up with that name.

;)

You could end your personal slow decline into death and leave the rest of us alone.

Well, if you want to bring about the end of the world as quickly as possible, nuclear war is still your best option.

Nobody but the US and Russia have enough nukes to totally destroy the Earth, so you'll need to foment a war between the two of them. The problem is that the US is unlikely to make the first move towards this, and Putin's not likely to attempt a first strike - he may be a dictator, but he's not dumb. So you need a more hostile government in Russia.

For that, Vladimir Zhirinovsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Zhirinovsky) is your man. Get him into power, and the destruction of the Earth is inevitable.

:p

My plan to induce the apocalypse would be:

1. put Eutrusca and Cindy Sheehan in the same room;
2. run. And run fast.

...While showering I have decided I wanted to bring about the end of Earth. I'm not kidding. What's the appropriate smiley? ;)? :eek:? :confused:?Why stop at earth? Total universal and spiritual Cataclysm is where the real destructionists go these days.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

So basically we should die because we lack purpose?

So basically we should die because we lack purpose?

No, no, no! Pay attention! We should all die because Colodia lacks purpose!

But wait, Colodia has a purpose now, which is to kill us all... Oooh, logical conundrum! I love those!

:p

TERRORIST!

:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

:p

Thats such a strong word...whats a little ambition? It worked so well for Lady MacBeth

well I discovered that every time I click my fingers the universe ends but is reborn again and again until that particular click doesn’t work (I thought about this in the shower as well showers must have evil powers)

Also if I get an A at something the world will end horribly which is why I never work in school :) (reading of how some people are back at school I would like to say I'm not :p )

...While showering I have decided I wanted to bring about the end of Earth. I'm not kidding.
Well, you'd best get cracking then. Cthulhu will be here in about two weeks, and then you'll be out of time!

Anyway, if you are serious, perhaps you'd first ask others whether they want your quick, painless death, or their slow one?
Because ending the Earth when there are still people who want to live on it might be a tad, well, impolite, you know?

For that, Vladimir Zhirinovsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Zhirinovsky) is your man. Get him into power, and the destruction of the Earth is inevitable.

:p

Jesus Christ on a stick! That is one MESSED UP GUY. Giant fans to blow nuclear waste into Germany?!? If ever there was a real Bond villan... he's it.

EDIT: And he's an Anti-semetic Jew! ROFL

But if we really want to end the world, all we have to do is tell Bush there are terrorists in Russia, and Russia has WMDs. We'll airstrike Moskva, they'll respond, we'll tactically nuke Sankt Pietersburg, they'll retaliate with a full strike, we'll launch, the nukes hit, the world ends. It's simple.

Plus a very sick part of me almost wants Bush to start a nuclear war, just so I can say I told you so. It's not a big part, but still.

What's the appropriate smiley? ;)? :eek:? :confused:?

The appropriate smiley? It is always: http://www.xboxworld.com.au/forum/images/smilies/beer.gif